Anywho, the latest bit of mid-evening entertainment happened last night at four in the morning when I was convinced that my foot was vibrating in the same way a phone would vibrate. I did what any normal person would do; I tried to answer it. As you’d imagine, not being flexible enough to pull my foot up to my face proved to be quite frustrating.
Even odder, I remember not being so annoyed that my foot was now a phone, but that someone would call me at that outrageous hour.
Even More Whatnot…