Why Sharing a Bed with Me Is Probably the Worst

Here’s a fun fact about me; I’m the world’s worst sleeper. My roommates and girlfriends have all told stories about me snoring, talking, singing, speaking languages I don’t speak when I’m awake…


Anywho, the latest bit of mid-evening entertainment happened last night at four in the morning when I was convinced that my foot was vibrating in the same way a phone would vibrate. I did what any normal person would do; I tried to answer it. As you’d imagine, not being flexible enough to pull my foot up to my face proved to be quite frustrating.

Even odder, I remember not being so annoyed that my foot was now a phone, but that someone would call me at that outrageous hour.

Even More Whatnot…

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