Let’s Play ‘Survivor: Ghost Island’ Bingo!

May 21, 2018

ghostislandbingoOne minute you’ve got a bunch of tribe-banner-burning, dead-last-in-almost-every-immunity-challenge Malolos, getting stomped by a team of rhyme-dropping, better-beach-having Navitis and the next you’re down to a final six…

So, it’s time get all of the 30 advantages that are still remaining in the game ready…

It’s time to figure out how the heck you can get to the end without Wendell or Domenick…

And most importantly…

It’s time for BINGO!


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Which WWE Royal Rumble Winner Has Taken the Most Finishers?

January 28, 2017

royalrumbleIt’s January, which means it’s time for WWE fans across the world to prep for the Royal Rumble by watching every past edition of the event.

(We all do that, right?)

Anywho, I was watching the part in the 2004 edition where the Big Show gets hit by everyone’s finishers and I thought, “In wrestling reality, you can only survive a few finishers unless it’s Wrestlemania or you’re Kurt Angle. Big Show should have been stretchered out.”

Then I thought, it’d be interesting to see which winner has taken the most finishers during their time in the ring. To see what degree of punishment they went through.

Unfortunately, I was wrong. It’s not that interesting. But, here it is anyways…

Note: This write-up is not even close to being scientifically accurate. The camera isn’t always on the winner. So, someone could’ve snuck one in there. Also, I don’t know what Chainz or Timothy Well’s finishers were. Also, I’m not always the most observant person. In short, don’t use this list to settle any bets.

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Let’s Play ‘Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X’ Bingo!

December 13, 2016


mvgxbingoOne minute you’ve got a group of selfie-taking, participation-trophy-receiving Millennials squaring off against a tribe of remember-where-they-were-when-Geraldo-opened-Al-Capone’s-vault Gen-Xers. And the next we’re down to a final six…

So, it’s time to consider what effect the legacy advantage will have.

It’s time to figure out who you should take to the final three.

And most importantly…

It’s time for BINGO!

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‘Survivor: Kaoh Rong’ Valentines!

February 11, 2016

The premiere of “Survivor: Kaoh Rong” is this Wednesday! To celebrate the show’s return and the most romantic day of the year (and my half birthday), I’ve put together some “Survivor”-themed Valentine’s cards to get everyone in the mood…


Let’s Play ‘Survivor: Second Chance’ Bingo!

December 11, 2015

bingoheadJust like bracelets mysteriously appear in other people’s bags, so to do “Survivor” finales manage to creep up on us.

So, it’s time to consider which way the jurors are leaning.

It’s time to figure out who you should take to the final three.

And most importantly…

It’s time for BINGO!

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‘Survivor’ Castaway Stephen: ‘My Pants Were Incredibly Clean’

December 1, 2015


“Survivor: Second Chance” (CBS)

I know what you’re thinking, “Hey Gordon, why is Stephen’s exit interview on your personal blog?” Well, there are some technical difficulties with the XFINITY blogs at the moment, so this will have to do.

Did the announcement of the return of the “Survivor” Hall of Fame break the blogs? Possibly.

What I can say is; we might be here for a little while. But that’s OK, cause it’s cozy. So, enjoy this nifty little chat and then be sure to cast your vote for the “Survivor” Hall of Fame Class of 2015.

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(UPDATED) All 32 Seasons of ‘Survivor’ in One Logo

November 24, 2015

multilogoheaderNo kid likes going to the doctor’s office. It’s boring, it’s stuffy, and odds are you’re going to end up getting some kind of gross medication (or worse, a shot!) The only good thing about those check-ups was getting to read “Highlights” Magazine in the waiting room.

Now, I’m sure kids these days have their iPwns and their Nintendo Wii U Xboxes to entertain them. But back in my day, we had to keep ourselves busy with those cool Hidden Picures puzzles.

So, in honor of “Survivor” busting out a special two-hour episode this Wednesday, I’ve decided to try my own twist on those Hidden Pictures puzzles…

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It’s Time for “Survivor: Worlds Apart” Finale BINGO!

May 19, 2015

finalebingoI don’t know if you guys know this…but they didn’t cancel “Survivor: Worlds Apart” immediately after “Survivor: Second Chance” was announced. Nope! We’ve still got a final five to whittle down into a Sole Survivor.

So, prepare your best Dan impersonation…

Brush up on your happy dance…

Think of new and creative ways to say, “Yeah, Baby!”…

Discover a method for making sandwiches from the ocean…

And do whatever it is that Sierra does…

Cause it’s BINGO time!

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The Most Disturbing Thing About Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’

July 21, 2014

headlineWho doesn’t love “The Little Mermaid”? It’s the movie credited with kicking off the Disney animation renaissance of the late ‘80s/early ‘90s. Its songs ranging from “Under the Sea” to “Kiss the Girl” totally rock. And, it made it socially acceptable for Disney princesses to wear two pieces (well, technically a one-piece and a tail…either way, it paved the way for Princess Jasmine’s ensemble which I am thankful for).

But, there’s always been one thing that has bothered me.

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It’s Time for ‘Survivor: Cagayan’ Finale Bingo!

May 19, 2014


Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday that I was predicting that Spencer and Tony would be the first ones eliminated from “Survivor: Cagayan.” And now here I am, prepping a finale bingo that features the two of them heavily.

So, cozy up in your spy shack…

Take your most comfortable karate stance…

Hide your clue in your pants…

And get ready for some chaos…

Cause it’s bingo time!

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