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“Survivor 44” Finale Recap – And the Winner Is…

May 24, 2023
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the final five be sure to check out my YouTube channel on Thursday!

Last Week: Lauren’s win kept her off the block, Heidi’s wasted idol was a shock, and Jaime took the lonely walk.

39 26 Days, 18 People, 1 “Survivor” Blog

Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Heidi, 43 – Engineering Manager
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Our quintet is taken to their new beach where Carolyn makes them all feel at home by screaming her head off.

Once things settle down, Heidi tells everyone about her idol. Carolyn isn’t surprised that Heidi wouldn’t tell them about her advantage. This also tips everyone off that there’s probably another idol out there.

The following morning, everyone goes on a little idol hunt. The idol is tied up in a tree and the camera crew delights in filming people walking right by it.

During the hunt, Lauren is also doing her best to throw Carson under the bus…or into the fire…

Immunity Challenge Time: The players will race through a giant three-level obstacle while collecting keys. Once they have the keys they’ll unlock a chest that gives them a rope that allows them to unleash a ladder. They’ll climb the ladder and be faced with a puzzle. The first person to complete the puzzle wins immunity. They’ll also get a trip to the Sanctuary for lunch.

Quick Aside: That puzzle looks awfully 3D printable…

Another Quick Aside: As Probst is listing the food available at the Sanctuary, they all flip out over carrot cake. Carrot cake? I can’t support any of these people to win.

Result: The 3D printer wins! He’s allowed to take one person with him and he chooses Yam Yam. 

Pre-Tribal Politicking

The fellas debate the next step at their pasta dinner date. Yam Yam is pushing for Carolyn mainly because of the antics she pulled with the Tika idol.

However, Carson is worried that the Tika three will have trouble against anyone other than each other. He believes the jury will appreciate an underdog story.

Back at camp, Heidi starts needling Carolyn about why Yam Yam was taken on the reward.

Also, Lauren lets Carolyn know that Yam Yam was throwing her name around before the last vote.

When the guys return, Yam Yam is very nervous because he feels a tremor in the force. And Carolyn is giving both of the guys the newbie jeebies. 

Tribal Time

Lauren makes an interesting point that she thinks she’s on her way out of the game, but nobody is talking to her hoping to get on her good side for her jury vote. 

This shocks Carolyn because she feels like they talked a lot.

Carson is very nervous because Lauren never approached him. So, maybe she’s putting on a facade? 

Lauren gets very emotional when discussing how well she has done in the game. This is very touching, but she’s giving people a ton of reasons to send her to the jury.

Voting Time: Lauren votes for Yam Yam, Carson votes for Lauren, and the rest of the votes are secret.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…Lauren pretends like she has one. Adorable.

We’ve got one vote for Yam Yam, one vote for Lauren, one vote for Heidi, one vote for Lauren, and the fourteenth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Lauren.

Immunity Challenge Time: It’s the ol’ Fishbach Breaker! The players will put a ball in a metal ramp structure, they’ll catch it at the bottom, and then pop it back into the top. As time goes on they’ll add more balls. Last person with all of their balls in motion will get to choose who has to make fire. 

Result: It comes down to Heidi vs. Carson with Heidi picking up her first individual immunity win of the season!

Whoa…as Jeff is wrapping things up, he says that she’ll get to decide which of the other three players will have to make fire. Heidi corrects Jeff, saying that she herself could step down and make fire.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

The group is met by four fire-making kits. That’s very convenient.

Carson is very stressed out because he was able to make fire at home, but hasn’t been able to make it happen on the island.

Yam Yam, on the other hand, is very intrigued by the idea of making fire. He thinks a win could put him over the top with the jury. Carolyn is in the same boat. She likes the idea of struggling at all of the challenges during the season and then winning one in the end.

Later, Yam Yam gives Carson some pointers, which is amazing because they could be squaring off against each other. This whole moment speaks very well of Yam Yam.

Heidi’s got some mad fire skills too. And, she appreciates that her possible opponents are pretty good.

Tribal Time

Oh boy, Probst calls out Heidi for thinking about stepping down to compete. Well, now she has to, doesn’t she?

Carson downplays his ability to make fire, and again hits home the point that Heidi should step down.

OK, Heidi decides to take Carolyn to the final three.

Heidi then reveals that Carson will be making fire.

And finally, Heidi reveals that she is going to step down to take on Carson. Good for her. Absolutely puts her in the best possible position to win.

Fire-Making Challenge: The two combatants will each build a fire. The first person to burn through a rope that is tied across the top of their station will be the last member of the final three.

Result: The prophecy came true! Carson lost at fire! Wow, and Probst says that Heidi’s fire was the fastest in the history of the show. Heidi vs. Gabler! Book it!

And Then There Were Three

Kane is very impressed with how well Yam Yam is able to read body language.  Matt liked how he straddled alliances. And, Brandon thought Yam Yam was hilarious and everything he did was very calculated.

Carson was very impressed that Heidi stepped down to make fire. Matt agrees, saying that Heidi took out the king in Carson. And, Jaime says Heidi will get her vote if she can explain how she kept herself safe through every Tribal.

Frannie thinks Carolyn used her emotions to her advantage. Lauren was impressed with how Carolyn was so authentically herself. And, Jaime thinks Carolyn threw everybody off and knew what she was doing the entire time.

We also get the perfect bookend for Carolyn where she speaks to the producer who interviewed her during the very first shot of the season. She’s blown away that she made it to the end, she didn’t even think she’d make the merge.

Tribal Time

Kane starts things off, by saying that every vote is up in the air. He then asks the players what they think the jury’s perceptions of them are, and are those impressions accurate?

Yam Yam thinks they see him as a happy-go-lucky person, which is true. But he thinks the misperception is that he followed Carson. He claims that they were both making decisions.

Heidi interrupts him, saying they were riding Soka’s coattails. Yam Yam tells her that that is what they wanted them to believe, and that Yam Yam knew everybody’s vote at every Tribal. Carson is nodding along with this.

Heidi thinks the perception of her varied throughout the game. At first she seemed strategic, but then when she lost numbers she was just playing under the radar. She disagrees, saying she was always making moves.

Carolyn and Carson made an alliance on day one and she and Yam Yam are both so similar that she was shocked they were on the same tribe. She knows people were underestimating her. 

Carson loved how Carolyn and Yam Yam evolved. But, he didn’t play with Heidi that long, so he asks about her relationships.

Heidi says Soka had targets on their backs at the merge, but she was able to make it through.

Yam Yam counters that Tika took advantage of the fact that the other players thought they were saving Tika.

Heidi responds that Carson is going to defend Yam Yam and Carolyn because he made the same moves.

Danny wants to know how they used Carson. Yam Yam admits that he used Carson to get information. But, he used a lot of the jury to get information. He also says that he used Carson to go on a reward.

Danny also wants to know who Heidi used to get forward and she smartly says she used him. (That was obviously what he was digging for.)

Frannie asks how they used their emotions to propel their game. And Carolyn burst into flames.

Just kidding.

Carolyn tells the jury that when you’re an addict you hold in your emotions. And when she holds in her emotions today, she finds it painful. 

Yam Yam found it frustrating how people would be very blank when they’d talk to him. So, he’d build real relationships with them so he could learn their tells so he could figure out when they were telling the truth. Wowwww…

It was very important to Heidi to represent people that look and sound different. It was important to be a representation of a woman in the science field. So, she’s tried to control her emotions so she can be a great example.

Matt is very impressed with all of their abilities to be themselves which is challenging for him.

Frannie wants to know how everyone thought they would do in the challenges. Carolyn hilariously thought she would do great, and it broke her heart when her letter from home featured her son hoping she was winning challenges.

Heidi thinks her immunity and fire-making wins put her in the best position to be the sole Survivor. She also gets in a nice dig that she wanted to eliminate Carson because he was making all of the decisions for Tika.

And, Carson mentions that she made the fastest fire in the history of “Survivor” for like the 30th time. He really likes that fun fact.

Oh, then she points out that a vote for her will make history because it will make her the oldest female winner ever.

Yam Yam didn’t think he’d do particularly well in the challenges, which is frustrating because his family is very physical. He then makes the point that he’d be the first Puerto Rican male to win “Survivor.”

Carolyn and Yam Yam get into it a bit over Carolyn’s idol move, with Yam Yam pointing out that if she trusted him, she wouldn’t have played it. Carolyn makes an excellent counter, saying that she trusted Yam Yam, but not playing it would have meant she trusted Jaime and Lauren too. And, she needed Carson around because she needed Danny to go.

Danny picks up on this specific comment and asks why it was so important for him to leave. She says that he was seemingly running things at the time.

Carson does a little work for Yam Yam, pointing out that he was on the right side of the vote 90% of the time. This allows Yam Yam to discuss how he voted out everybody who voted for him. And also how he used his wits and his personality to progress in the game.

And finally, Heidi discusses how she ended up without an alliance and had to adapt, whereas the Tikas were able to work together.

Voting Time: No votes are shown. Uh oh…

JPro tallies and returns. We’ve got one vote for Heidi, four votes for Yam Yam, and the winner of “Survivor 44” is…Yam Yam!

The only person who voted for Heidi was Danny. Not surprising.

Verdict: I can’t complain about that winner. Yam Yam was in the thick of everything, he was likable, personable, clever, charismatic, you name it. Hell of a cast, too.

I’m just not sure what this season’s trademark moments are going to be. Are there any? Is this a case of a great cast giving us a mediocre season?

That being said, the numbered seasons are really starting to blend together to me. Same challenges, same twists, three tribes, etc.

Power Rankings Result: “Survivor 43” Finalist Owen Knight had two people in the right place for four points, while I had three people in the right place for six points. So, the final score is Team Holmes 84, Team Knight 98.

“Survivor 44” Episode 4 Recap – “X” Marks the Mark

March 22, 2023
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Matt and Jaime found idols with very little clout, Kane swung a sword while preparing for a bout, and after Tribal Council, Claire will permanently sit out.

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Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

  • Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student
  • Matthew, 43 – Barbershop Owner

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
  • Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Sarah, 27 – Management Consultant
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Wrap Up

We start off at the Soka tribe where Josh is clearly SO KAnfused. He thinks he’s close with both Team Mannie and Team Danny. Well, he’s half right.

Oh no, he’s not. Both couples are ready to boot him next.

At Tika Beach

The tribe is shocked, SHOCKED when they find a big red “X” made of sticks on the birdcage. Surely it must’ve been production, because who could possibly make an “X” out of sticks?

Nah, it was Carolyn. She hid the fake idol under a second “X.” Oh wow, Probst is so jealous he didn’t think of this first.

But wait, why the fake idol and not the key? Then what’s the point of the cage to begin with? Nevermind, this is Carolyn logic we’re talking about here.

Sure enough, Sarah finds the other red “X” and discovers the fake idol. And she buys it hook, line, and sinker.

Reward Challenge Time: Players will cross obstacles, then use a slingshot to hit targets. Each member of a tribe must hit a target. The first tribe to hit all of their targets gets a large tarp. The second team gets a smaller tarp. The winning tribe will also get to choose one player from each tribe to go on a journey.

Quick Aside: The losing tribe should receive a comically small tarp. Like a napkin.

Sitting Out: Frannie and Kane

Result: Soka takes first place easily, with Ratu taking second. Tika’s big problem seemed to be Carolyn-related.

Soka chooses Josh, Carson, and Jaime to go on the adventure.

At the Island of Excessive Advantages

The trio is quickly made to split up. They each receive an immunity idol that is good until all of the players are living on the same beach. (Note: It did not say “the merge.” You probably have to earn the merge again.) Also, the players will be going to a new tribe.

So, for those of you scoring at home, there are SIX immunity idols in the game right now.

Josh is going to Tika, Jaime is going to Soka, and Carson is now on Ratu.

At Tika Beach

Josh fills his new crew in on what happened. And he claims to be a physical trainer, which strikes Sarah as odd as he did the snake puzzle because of how steady his hands have to be in his profession.

Sarah and Yam Yam immediately pick this lie apart.

At Ratu Beach

Carson tells Ratu that he was probably the next to go and that Yam Yam is running the show over at Tika.

Matthew is bummed because he had done so much work to get Jaime on his side. He decides to share some knowledge with Carson to try to build a new bond. He tells Carson that Brandon played the idol at the first Tribal Council, and that Jaime found the idol when it was put back into circulation. 

(Wink wink.)

At Soka Beach

Jaime feels super comfortable because she has two idols. 

(Wink wink.)

Classic Soka is not thrilled because Josh was the next to go. They’re all cool with booting Jaime next as long as she doesn’t have an idol. Danny goes through her stuff and doesn’t find anything.

Immunity Challenge Time: One player at a time will dive into the water, climb a tower, and leap off to retrieve a key. From there they’ll race across a balance beam. The first two tribes to unlock and solve a manta ray puzzle will win immunity.

Sitting Out: Jaime and Matthew…aww…reunited…and it feels so good.

Results: Because Lauren couldn’t reach a key, Brandon had to go twice. Tika and Ratu were both hampered by Yam Yam and Kane’s inability to get across a balance beam. Soka easily claims first place, with Ratu taking second. 

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Josh is an early favorite to send home, while Yam Yam is very nervous that he’ll be the target if Josh plays an idol. When Carolyn asks why he thinks he’s such a big target, he tells her it’s because nobody thinks she’s a threat.

Carolyn does not love that she’s the decoy vote.

Sarah and Yam Yam try to bring Josh on board for the ruse. But, Sarah is very worried that he’s going to play an idol.

Sure enough, Josh tells Carolyn that he can play his idol for her and then they can get out Yam Yam or Sarah. 

What’s the song about idols, kids? “Don’t tell…don’t tell anyone…about your idollllllls.”

It seems like Carolyn is into this idea to get rid of Sarah. She hates that Yam Yam is telling her what to do.

Tribal Time

Yam Yam and Carolyn are getting into it, but it’s unclear how much of it is genuine. Josh isn’t quite sure what to believe.

Voting Time: No votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an advantage or an idol and…Josh does. He plays his idol for himself. Sarah does not play her “idol.”

We’ve got two votes for Josh, one vote for Sarah, and the fifth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is Sarah.

Buh-bye, Inheritance Advantage.

Also buh-bye, fake idol.

Verdict: Wow, for as clueless as Josh seemed to be on Soka, he really sniffed out some trouble on Tika.

And holy advantage-ageddon. We’ve got five active idols in the game right now. Add to that the three fake idols, an extra vote, and all the remaining shots in the dark and this show has more crap in it than a Five Below.

Power Rankings Result: Owen nailed it this week, having Sarah in spot fourteen. I wasn’t too far behind with her in spot twelve. So, the current score is Team Holmes 23, Team Knight 30. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgCarson – I feel like he played things perfectly. Sit back and wait for others to come to you.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgMatthew – The only thing keeping Matthew from getting an A is the fact that it’s probably a bad look that he’s buddying up to Carson so quickly.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-1.jpgJosh – I didn’t love how clueless he was about his standing with Soka or his telling Carolyn about his idol. But, he clearly did something right this week.
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Jaime – Matthew got the best of you, but there’s no reason for him to blindside you. You seem like a good person to keep around.
Carolyn – Did Carolyn turn on Yam Yam because of some deep strategy or because he hurt her feelings? That’s the magic of Carolyn. You never know…
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgYam Yam – He did a terrible job of weighing Carolyn’s feelings and her…unique perspective.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is incomplete.jpgBrandon, Lauren, Kane, Matt, Heidi, Frannie, and Danny – I can’t grade you correctly if I don’t see your work.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor 44” Episode 3 Recap – Keys to Deception

March 15, 2023
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Danny earned an idol and a fake, Carolyn found more than a snake, and Helen lost when her game was at stake.

39 26 Days, 18 People, 1 “Survivor” Blog

Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

  • Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student
  • Matthew, 43 – Barbershop Owner

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

  • Claire, 25 – Tech Investor
  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
  • Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Sarah, 27 – Management Consultant
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Wrap Up

Carson is downright giddy to get his first blindside under his belt, while Sarah is doing her best to distance herself from Helen and pretend that she’s not upset at all. Yam Yam tries to her assure her that this was a “no shots fired” vote, but…c’mon. Outside of a unanimous vote, there’s no such thing.

Sarah and Carson go for a little stroll where he makes the case for them working together again. But, she makes the point that his word carries a little less weight these days…unlike his body.

At Soka Beach

Team Mannie is planning a road trip while everyone else is planning on sending them on the pre-jury trip.

Meanwhile, Danny takes the powerless coin, wraps it in his idol instructions, and places it back in the birdcage. Then he hides the key. Yup, I’m sure this is the exact scenario production was hoping would happen.

Sure enough, Matt finds the key. Aww…hasn’t he been through enough?

He retrieves his prize and buys into it hook, line, and sinker.

Then, because this scenario can actually get funnier; Danny calls out Matt for finding something, which he denies. However, he eventually fesses up to it.

But, this complicates thing. Now Josh is more likely to want to work with Matt and Frannie.

At Ratu Beach

The tribe starts off the morning with Kane singing a rendition of “O’ Canada.” From there, he takes the immunity idol sword and goes all LARPer on us. OK, we see you, Celebrimbor.

Later, Brandon walks us through his laundry list of impressive skills including…magic tricks?! Well, he certainly made that idol disappear quickly.

Speaking of that idol, Jaime and Matthew find the new key while hunting for worms. Jaime retrieves the idol and is super psyched. 

Buuut…she’s holding the fake idol because Matthew found the real idol earlier and lured her into doing the ol’ switcheroo.

At Tika Beach

Carolyn calls out Yam Yam for his snoring, which concerns him because he doesn’t want to get voted out over it. She assures him that she’d never vote him out over snoring. Which is good, because my wife would have voted me out years ago.

Sarah is very worried about the next challenge because her little tribe has very specific skills. Meanwhile, Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer is scrambling to create a snoring competition. 

Immunity Challenge Time: Players will dive into the ocean and swim to a large cube. They’ll roll the cube toward the beach while retrieving keys. Once they arrive at the beach they’ll dig under a log and unlock a puzzle platform. The first two tribes to complete a cube puzzle will win immunity. The first tribe gets a large “Survivor” tool kit and fruit. Second tribe gets less tools and less fruit. The losing tribe get a date with Jeff.

Sitting Out: Lauren, Claire, and Heidi. This is Claire’s third sit-out. Isn’t there a rule against that?

Result: Ratu wins the challenge while Tika claims second place. As Jeff is giving Kane the sword, he asks Jeff to knight him. Jeff obliges and somewhere Coach is super jealous.

Pre-Tribal Politicking 

Danny is throwing around Claire’s name early on with Matt being a decoy. Frannie is against this because she wants to work with Claire. She pitches getting rid of Josh because she thinks he’s “cagey.”

Word gets back to Claire that she’s the actual target, so it looks like we have voteless Matt, Frannie, and Claire against Josh and Danny with Heidi as the swing vote.

Tribal Time

Claire does a fantastic job arguing that tribe strength isn’t always challenge based. Saying that she sat out for the tribe. With Frannie saying they need to focus on the whole game and not just the challenges.

Claire asks Heidi if she’s still in the place they were before Tribal. Heidi responds by saying, “I think so.” I tell ya, as a former copywriter that non-committal response would drive me nuts.

Voting Time: No votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…Claire plays her shot in the dark. Claire is…not safe.

Alright, we’ve got two votes for Claire and the fourth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Claire.

Hey! It was unanimous!

Verdict: I think the keys and the cage and the fake idols are all interesting, but I don’t need them taking up 90% of my screen time.

Also, it’s a little weird that these fake idols are provided by production. They should look like a face carved into a stick.

Power Rankings Result: We did much better this week as I had Claire in spot eight while Owen had her in spot fourteen. So, the current score is Team Holmes 11, Team Knight 16. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgMatthew – He had a plan, he set it in motion, and it worked out perfectly. He now has the real idol and control of the person who has the fake idol. Well done.
Danny – Danny’s in the same boat as Matthew. However, it’s very interesting that he knows where the fake idol is, but he can’t tell anyone how he knows it’s a fake.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgFrannie – There is no doubt that Frannie is the brains of the Mannie Alliance. Claire went home despite her best efforts. But she was able to avoid voting for someone who was sticking around.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-1.jpgSarah – Yeah, the Tika tribe isn’t going to blow anyone away challenge-wise. But, that’s OK. I think Sarah has some room to maneuver and Carson probably wants to get back in her good graces.
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Heidi – Your deception needs some work. You said so many non-committal things to Claire, that there’s no wonder why she rolled her die.
Jaime – Matthew got the best of you, but there’s no reason for him to blindside you. You seem like a good person to keep around.
Kane – It seems like the early Tribal shenanigans may have blown over.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgJosh – Wow, Josh is rubbing a lot of people the wrong way on his tribe. We would have known that if most of the earlier episodes weren’t spent on keys.
Matt – It’s really rough watching Matthew play you like a fiddle.
Carson – Sarah said it best; his word doesn’t hold as much weight. I think it’s a just matter of time until he’s viewed as a mega threat.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is incomplete.jpgLauren, Brandon, Yam Yam, and Carolyn – I can’t grade you correctly if I don’t see your work.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor 44” Premiere Recap – Scary Accident Eliminates One Player from the Game

March 1, 2023
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Survivors, Ready?!

Holy cow, we kick things off with production trying to explain to Carolyn how testimonial interviews work. And…it’s…amazing. 

From there, we’ve got three boats, filled with six people each (all wearing similar colors), speeding down the Fijian coast. First up, we get to meet…

  • Carson who describes the many spreadsheets that are going to help him…excel…in the game. (I hate myself for that.)
  • Claire who is used to giving people money as a venture capitalist. So…like a professional “Survivor” juror?
  • Jaime who believes in speaking things into existence. And uses a fun “Bing” noise to express this talent. OK…
  • Yam Yam who is so excited to see Jeff, not eat, not shower, and poop in the ocean. In that order?
  • Josh who wasn’t supposed to live through childhood. Yikes, tough testimonial to follow Yam Yam’s pooping.
  • Frannie who loves taking tests. 
  • Bruce who is all energy.

Finally, Jeff Probst welcomes us to “Survivor 44.”

Aww…I miss the catchphrase.

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Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

  • Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student
  • Maddy, 28 – Charity Projects Manager
  • Matthew, 43 – Barbershop Owner

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

  • Claire, 25 – Tech Investor
  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
  • Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

  • Bruce, 46 – Insurance Agent
  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Helen, 29 – Project Manager
  • Sarah, 27 – Management Consultant
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

The trio finally reaches the beach where Probst welcomes them with a wonderful speech about “Survivor” and what it asks of its contestants.

He then says he’s going to “birth” them into this game with the first reward challenge. Not sure how I feel about that terminology. But, it’s been 23 years, I figure Jeff has earned the right to get a little weird.

Reward Challenge Time: One pair from each tribe will run through obstacles and retrieve a pair of puzzle pieces. Then, the next pair will go until each player has retrieved one puzzle piece. From there, two people will complete the puzzle. Once the puzzle is completed, one player will race to toss rings off of a high pole. 

The first tribe to complete these tasks will get a pot, a machete, and flint.

The second tribe gets to decide between the “sweat” and “savvy” tasks back at camp. The losing tribe gets what is left. I like that twist.

Result: There was a scary moment early on where Bruce busted his head open against one of the obstacles. Medical was called in, and fortunately he was able to stay in the game.

Once the game resumed, Yam Yam and Carson were the first to complete the puzzle for Tika. With Soka finishing it second. Jaime and Lauren had real problems, but eventually figured it out.

Weirdly, Carolyn did a terrible job with her tribe’s rings. She legitimately stopped to take off her pants at one point. Soka and Ratu are both able to pass her and claim first and second place respectively. 

At Soka Beach

The green group seems to be the Kumbaya tribe early on with everyone declaring that none of them are “Too cool for school.” Danny thinks that’s a double-edged sword as there are no easy targets.

Later on, they discover a mysterious padlocked birdcage. The first assumption is that it must contain the Beware Advantage.

Everybody assumes Danny will be the fire maker, but Heidi manages to strike up a fire in no time. Also, why would you assume a fire fighter is good at starting fire? I’d think it’s the opposite.

In other news, Frankie and Matt seem to be bonding. Ooh…and he’s just out of a relationship. Rebound! They form an early alliance.

At Ratu Beach

The sextet is greeted by the choice between “Sweat” and “Savvy” to claim their supplies. “Sweat” is a process of systematically moving coconuts along the beach with the net they’re holding getting heavier and heavier at each station. They’re given four hours to make it happen. 

“Savvy” is a brain teaser where they’ll only receive fifteen minutes and a single guess.

A good point is made that the other tribe is short a person due to Bruce’s injury.  But, they’re more comfortable moving coconuts than they are completing a puzzle they’ve never seen before. So, “Sweat” it is!

Matthew and Brandon are assigned to complete this task. And it seems to be off to a good start. But as advertised, it keeps getting harder and harder. They manage to pull it off with just a little bit of time to spare. 

At Tika Beach

Team Purple isn’t thrilled that they’re going to be doing the puzzle. But, Helen steps up because she enjoys brain teasers. Nobody wants to help her with this project, but Carson is kind of nominated against his will. It’s the glasses, right?

The puzzle involves counting rings in a sphere. The duo comes up with 18 and they are…correct!

While they’re figuring this out, the other four discover the mysterious birdcage. And, Carolyn thinks it makes her weird that she’s trying to figure out how to get the advantage without the key. I had the exact same thought. There must be a rule against it, or I’d be looking for a heavy boulder.

Oh no, Carolyn and I are having the same thoughts.

Later on, the tribe discusses their love lives and we learn that Carson has never been on a date before. Well, being hunky on national TV should fix that, buddy.

That night, Bruce is suffering from a severe headache. Medical is called in once again and the decision is made to pull him from the game.

Gah…hate to see that.

Matthew’s Moment

Oh boy…they’re going to follow a med-evac with the horrific fall we saw during the “Survivor 43” finale?!

We get to see Matthew leading his tribe and building a shelter. He tells us about his mother and his son and his husband.

And then we see him climbing a giant rock formation…

As foretold, he loses his grip and absolutely wipes out. He’s pretty sure he dislocated his shoulder and cut himself up. He pops his shoulder back into place, but he’s got a pretty severe cut on his foot.

Medical is brought in and they put him in a sling. Boy, medical has had more screen time this episode than Purple Kelly had in all of “Survivor: Nicaragua.”

The Tika Trio

With Bruce out of the game, it looks like Carson, Sarah, and Helen are working together. 

And, nobody outside of Yam Yam is talking to Carolyn. Between her challenge performance and her…unique…personality, it’s pretty clear that she’s in trouble. Wow, there’s just nowhere to hide in a five-person tribe.

The First Excursion

All three of the tribes are given the chance to send a member away on a little outing. The Tika and Soka tribes draw straws with Sarah and Matt getting to go. While Ratu pays tribute to “Survivor” tradition and draws rocks. Lauren gets the nod, but she confesses that she put the rocks in the bag, so she knew which rock was which. Sneaky sneaky…

The trio arrives at an island where they have to split up to play the game. They’ll reach into a bag that has three packages. If they get an advantage, they get an advantage. If they lose their vote, they lose their vote. If they lose their vote, they can choose to pull again, but if they get the second lose your vote, they won’t be able to vote for the next two Tribal Councils.

They have to pull a package no matter what. They can’t opt out and just keep their vote.

Sarah loses her first vote. She draws again and gets the “Inheritance” advantage. When she plays this new twist, she will receive all of the advantages and idols that are played at that Tribal. Huh…that sounds powerful.

Matt loses his first vote as well. He draws again and loses his second vote. Oof…

Lauren immediately gets the “Bank Your Vote” advantage, this allows her to secretly not vote at one Tribal and then keep the parchment to vote twice at a later Tribal. Meh…

Cagey Maneuver

As soon as Lauren leaves, her tribemates start hunting for the key…which Brandon finds! He tried to be nonchalant about it, but Maddy totally knows what happened. So, he lets her in on the secret.

They can’t really come to a consensus about what to do with the key, so they tell everyone about it. Maddy takes this as a sign that Brandon doesn’t want to work with her.

The quintet opens the cage to find a hidden immunity idol and a fake immunity idol. 

Brandon immediately regrets this decision as it puts a target on his back.

Sharing the Stories

When Matt returns to his beach, he tells them he only lost his vote for one Tribal Council.

Sarah tells the tribe that it was similar to previous seasons, and she isn’t sure if she’ll have a vote at the next Tribal or not.

Lauren tells the truth about the bank your vote advantage, but tells them she lost and won’t be able to vote at the next Tribal.

Immunity Challenge Time: The tribes will row a boat around a buoy, then leave the boat and carry a heavy chest to shore. From there, they’ll pull it along a track. They’ll open the chest to find the keys that unlock a giant slide puzzle. The first two tribes to complete the puzzle will win immunity.  The losing tribe will also forfeit their flint. 

Before the challenge starts, Probst lets everyone know that Bruce has been checked out at a hospital and is fine.

Quick Aside: The immunity idols are a sword and a shield, and they’re pretty awesome.

Sitting Out: Matthew and Claire

Result: Holy cow, Medical was called in again to check on Brandon! And I get it, I’ve been on location, I’ve participated in these kinds of physical challenges. Hopefully it’s just a string of rough luck.

Anywho, the challenge is stopped. And once we’re sure that Brandon is going to be OK, they continue without him. Soka wins first place and Tika claims second.

Oh…and Matthew and Claire were chatting during the challenge. And during the conversation, Claire lets Matthew know that if Lauren had really lost her vote, she would have something to show them. Uh oh…

So, between Brandon having to bail on the challenge and Lauren clearly caught in a lie, we probably have an early look at the chopping block.

Pre-Tribal Politicking 

Matthew immediately lets Brandon know the little tidbit he learned from Heidi. And once word gets around, Lauren becomes a popular target.

Maddy, however, isn’t quite ready to get over the fact that Brandon didn’t want to work with her. She wants to go for him and immediately flush that idol.

And during the back and forth, Jaime is already debating playing her Shot in the Dark, even though her name hasn’t come up. Yikes…that kind of paranoia cost us Lindsey last season.

Tribal Time

Before things get underway, there’s some business about fire representing your life.

And then…vague vague vague…

Until Jaime declares that she’s going to play her Shot in the Dark. Her belief is that it won’t matter if she does or not if the things she has been told are true.

What?! Who’s targeting Jaime? And why?

Voting Time: No votes are shown, but Kane thinks the voting booth is dope. Also, Lauren banks her vote and Jaime does indeed play her Shot in the Dark.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an advantage and…both Matthew and Jaime have played their Shots in the Dark. So…there are only three active votes this Tribal?

Matthew is…not safe.

Jaime is…safe! Finally! 

This encourages Brandon to play his idol. So…Jaime was the target? Possibly? Who knows?!

What a mess.

We’ve got two votes for Brandon, and the second person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Maddy.

Verdict: Alright, let’s start with that Tribal. What a mess. I totally get why Brandon was targeted, why Maddy was targeted, etc. But I have no idea why Jaime and Matthew felt the need to roll their dice? Just extreme paranoia?

And all that aside, I’m psyched. Love this cast.

So, I guess I need a winner pick…it’s gotta be Kane! (That’s for you wrestling fans.)

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgKane – Looks like you’re coming out of that fiasco with the least amount of stink on you.
Claire – Love the move of making inroads with the other tribe at the sit-out bench.
Carson, Helen, and Sarah – A three-person alliance in the five-person tribe. Not bad.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b.jpgJaime – I don’t want to go too low with your grade, because I’m assuming there’s a lot we didn’t see. 
Yam Yam – He’s not in his tribe’s dominant alliance, but he has some room to maneuver. And he’s so friggin’ lovable. 
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-.jpgBrandon – Good on you for using the idol correctly. But you’d have been in a much better position if you had just worked with Maddy. Now you’ve got no idol and your tribe is in shambles.
Matthew – Not sure what you were thinking. But, you should know better than risking serious injury just for funsies. 
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgMatt and Frannie – In this day and age a showmance seems like a terrible idea. Especially when one of you won’t be voting at the first two Tribals.
Lauren – I like Lauren a lot, but I worry that she’s going too sneaky, too quickly. I have no idea what the fallout will be from tonight’s vote. But having Maddy gone won’t be good for her game.
Carolyn – A bad performance in the first challenge, awkward exchanges around camp. You’re a tailor-made first boot.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is incomplete.jpgDanny, Heidi and Josh – I can’t grade you correctly if I don’t see your work.

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“Survivor” Castaway Dan: “It Was Upsetting, Obviously I Trusted the Wrong Person Out There”

November 26, 2018

“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” (CBS)

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Gordon Holmes: What the hell is an idol nullifier?!
Dan Rengering: I had that same question a few months ago. (Laughs) It’s the Goliath killer. Can we call it that?
Holmes: I tried to put myself in your filthy Fijian shoes when that thing popped up. What can you even do?
Rengering: That was exactly what I thought. Nobody expected it, nobody saw it coming, especially me. Talk about being blindsided.

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“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” Episode 9 Recap: David’s Encore

November 21, 2018

“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” (CBS)

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Last Week:

Oh, the Tribal Council target was placed, right where Christian was sittin’,

But, then along came Davie, with an idol that was previously hidden,

And somewhere fans are laughing, and somewhere the Goliaths shout,

But there is no joy in Slamtown – mighty John was voted out.

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“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” Power Rankings Round 8: No Joy in Slamtown Edition

November 20, 2018

“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: XFINITY.com is the place to be for all of your bug-eatin’, back-stabbin’, “Survivor” coverage. During the season we’ll have insightful weekly Power Rankings with Bradley Kleihege, exit interviews, and full episode recaps. Follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

The Rules: Each week our two combatants will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the players will earn. For example, if Dan is voted out this episode, Bradley will receive eleven points and Gordon will receive nine points. At the end of the season, the person with the most points will be named the “Survivor: David vs. Goliath” Power Rankings Challenge Champion.

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Last Week: Bradley Kleihege had John in spot two, Gordon Holmes had him in spot five. So, the current score is Team Bradley 76, Team Gordon 86.

Quick Note: Rankings are not based on who the player thinks is most likely to win. The smart strategy is to rank players based on how safe you think they are in the upcoming vote.

Bradley’s Score: 76

Any questions for Bradley? Drop him a line on Twitter: @bradley_r_k

Gordon’s Score: 86

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1. Kara: She’s been a bit quiet but that’s good with Angelina sucking up so much attention. 1. Alison: Who knows how last week’s epic Tribal is going to skake out? The Goliaths could be mad at Alec for spilling the beans. The Davids can be mad at Mike for targeting Christian. The Davids are all still outnumbered. But, Alison? Alison is fine.
2. Alec: This guy’s strategic chops have pleasantly surprised me. 2. Kara: So, this is the week where you finally separate yourself from Dan? I’m fully on-board with this. You can’t win with him by your side.
3. Alison: Boring but smart. 3. Nick: You saved your Mason/Dixon buddy by turning to your Team (expletive deleted) pal. Well done. The only way I can see this biting you is if Alec is upset that you told Christian. But honestly, it seems like everyone will have bigger fish to fry.
4. Mike: Even if his shtick exhausts me, he’s a rational player positioning himself well. 4. AngelinaThings are about to hit the fan. And you’re smart enough to side with the winners. I still don’t think you can win over a jury, but you’ll be here next week.
5. Davie: His flashy idol play may make him a target. 5. Gabby: There’s no reason to target Gabby this week
6. Nick: His name isn’t getting tossed around and yet he’s calling shots, will it last? 6. Alec: Somebody floated the idea that you wanted Nick to tell Christian about the vote to get him to scramble and save himself. I’m not sure I buy that. But, now might be a good time to make the Strike Force happen…if people can get over Mike targeting Christian.
7. Carl: Solidly unspectacular. 7. Carl: I wanna know if you voted for Angelina because it was a split vote or if you were just left in the dark. That’s important.
8. Christian: People have caught on to just how big a threat he is. 8. Davie: “Purple” Davie no more! Last week’s big move sounded the horn that you’re not just a pretty face swinging a stick. Let’s see how you follow it up.
9. Gabby: Her strategic edit seems to have died, sadly, and with that her chances of winning. 9. Dan: I still think giving Angelina the idol was the right move even though John went home.  If you’d have hung onto it and the vote went the way it was going to go, Angelina would have every reason to flip and you’d be her top target.  That said, if Kara flips, everyone will learn about your other idol.
10. Angelina: I’ve decided I like Angelina. 10. Christian: Hell of a move last week, buddy. But, that doesn’t change the fact that you’re still viewed as the biggest threat in the game.
11. Dan: He’s got the freewheeling energy of a kid after cake at a birthday party. 11. Mike: I think this was the first time you’ve gotten any real dirt on your hands. It might cost you your spot in the Strike Force.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor” Castaway John – “I Didn’t Trust Alec Because of the Way He Voted Out Natalia”

November 15, 2018

“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” (CBS)

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Gordon Holmes: Oh…Johnny Blindside!
John Hennigan: I was shocked. (Laughs) Sometimes the way that I deal with stuff is I laugh at things because it’s better to do that than to cry. I was just really emotional. I wasn’t upset, I was just so surprised. I was so confident that we were voting for Christian and in retrospect I was over confident, and when I see how things went down, I almost should have expected it. Sometimes when you’re hungry and tired your brain is kind of foggy and you get set in one way of thinking and then a different Brachacho is getting blindsided that the one you thought. It’s surprising. And it was really well played by Nick and Davie and Christian.

Holmes: It’s interesting that you mentioned laughing instead of crying, because it was the most jovial blindside I’ve ever seen. There was an outpouring of love for you almost immediately. It seems like you made some really good connections out there.
Hennigan: I connected and got along with everybody a lot more than I thought I would. I was expecting to have a good time. I was expecting to have a life-changing experience, but being unplugged like that, getting back to old-school human skills was actually refreshing. It was really nice. I feel like I’m constantly compelled to be tweeting and posting things on Facebook and Instagram because it’s a big part of what I’m doing in the wrestling business. I’m the current Impact Wrestling champion. We’re on Pop TV tonight at 10pm. I had to plug that.
Holmes: That’s alright. Plug away.
Hennigan: I have an awesome match with Matt Sydal tonight. But that stuff is constantly floating through my head. Especially when I’ve got my phone. It’s almost like a gift that you get to not be able to do that. I was completely present in this moment on this beautiful island with these people. It was really fun, I liked everybody. Maybe I should have been more strategic and talked a little more game. (Laughs) Then people wouldn’t have liked me as much and I’d still be there. But, it was very rewarding.
Holmes: That’s the problem guys like you and I are going to have…we’re just way too likable.
Hennigan: (Laughs) There’s worse problems. I appreciate that.

Holmes: Was there any talk amongst the Goliaths that you wouldn’t want to go to the end with a David because they’d have that built-in underdog story?
Hennigan: Big time. And it was nice last night that Mike broke the fourth wall when he said that he felt like Christian has the potential to win this game and everyone who’s watching at home is going to think, “Why didn’t they get Christian out?” And that thought process wasn’t just what the audience was thinking, but also the jury at the end. So, big time, everyone was thinking of that. That’s why I wanted to stay Goliath strong. And I probably held onto that thinking a little too long. Not probably…definitely.

Holmes: When I saw your name on the cast list my initial reaction was challenge superstar. You’re a professional athlete, you have a parkour background, I’ve seen you wiggle your way back into a Royal Rumble or two. And yet, here’s Alec taking the solo parts of all of these challenges? Was that strategy or is he that good?
Hennigan: I did not want to be perceived as a big challenge threat. I knew no matter what, being a pro wrestling and coming in in really good shape that that was going to be a perception anyway. I didn’t want to add to it. I didn’t want to put the idea in people’s heads that I was going to be good at individual immunity challenges. So, I specifically didn’t want to highlight myself like that. And, Alec was really good. I don’t know if I could have done better than him. If Alec had sucked, I’d have wanted to step up and play a part, but he didn’t.

Holmes: Speaking of Alec, he’s starting this Strike Force, he’s the one who told Nick about the Christian vote. Did you know at the time that he was making moves?
Hennigan: I did. I didn’t trust Alec because of the way he voted out Natalia. I didn’t know what happened, but when Vuku showed up and she was gone, it just made no sense to me. And I caught a look from him. And, there was a real quick conversation where I tried to figure out what was going on, and I just didn’t get good vibes. I think he knew that I didn’t trust him. And that Natalia blindside was just a dumb move. He didn’t really think through what that was going to do to his tribe. I knew he was going to pull the trigger and jump ship. I didn’t know he was going to hit the ground running as soon as the merge feast was over. The way I was thinking about the game was a little too slow-paced.

Holmes: Alright, word association time. Let’s start with…Jeremy.
Hennigan: Hilarious.
Holmes: Natalia?
Hennigan: Motivated.
Holmes: Gabby?
Hennigan: Articulate.
Holmes: Mike?
Hennigan: Also hilarious.
Holmes: Carl?
Hennigan: Worldly.
Holmes: Kara?
Hennigan: Best smile ever.
Holmes: Alison?
Hennigan: A really good person.
Holmes: Dan?
Hennigan: Loyal.
Holmes: Davie?
Hennigan: Adventurous.
Holmes: Elizabeth?
Hennigan: Stubborn…in the best of all ways.
Holmes: Angelina?
Hennigan: Ambitious.
Holmes: Nick?
Hennigan: Intelligent.
Holmes: Natalie?
Hennigan: Opinionated.
Holmes: Alec?
Hennigan: Living the good life.
Holmes: Let’s finish with the Comptroller of Slamtown, Christian.
Hennigan: Quirky, funny, intelligent.

Holmes: There was a weird controversy this season where Jeremy accused Angelina of voting him out because he had made a joke about you and her being in a showmance. What was your take on the situation?
Hennigan: First of all, there was no showmance. What Jeremy did in my opinion was feeling the anxiety of the first Tribal, he threw out that there was a Dan and Kara showmance, Alec and Natalia, and John and Angelina. We were playing the game together, we had an alliance, we were talking strategy. He tried to get side conversations to stop. That’s because nobody was having side conversations with Jeremy. It’s kind of a bummer the way he lashed out.

Holmes: My wife is a new “Survivor” fan and she was bummed to see you go. My response was that you’re funny, good-looking, good TV…the kind of guy I’d invite back. So, if you get that call, what’s the answer?
Hennigan: I really love the show, so probably yes. But to do the show, there’s a really tight window because of wrestling.
Holmes: Yes, and I hear you’re facing Matt Sydal on Impact Wrestling tonight at 10pm on Pop TV.

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“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” Episode 8 Recap: The Scribe Has Spoken?

November 14, 2018

“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” (CBS)

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Last Week: The merge came along and everyone was fed, the Goliaths were mad because of what Angelina said, and Elizabeth finally found a more comfortable bed.

39 Days, 20 People, 1 “Survivor” Blog

Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Olakolak Tribe (wearing blue)
Alec, 24 – Bartender
Alison, 28 – Physician
Angelina, 28 – Financial Consultant
Carl, 41 – Truck Driver
Christian, 32 – Robotics Scientist
Dan, 27 – S.W.A.T. Officer
Davie, 30 – Social Media Manager
Gabby, 25 – Technical Writer
John, 38 – Pro Wrestler
Kara, 30 – Realtor
Mike, 47 – Filmmaker
Nick, 27 – Public Defender

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Angelina is trying her best to do damage control after last week’s dumpster fire. She tells everyone that Elizabeth cornered her and forced her to spill the beans. Good story. Too bad nobody buys it.

Would it have been so bad to say, “Yeah, I was trying to woo a juror”? It’s already obvious you’re not keeping all of the info on lockdown. Now you’re a liar, too?

Palm of Their Hands

Nick and Davie go advantage hunting…wait…they’re that close? This is news to me. They eventually locate a piece of paper that features the palm tree logo that was displayed at the merge feast. So…it’s safe to say nobody picked up on the hint? Hilarious.

They figure out which tree the image is supposed to represent. Then, Davie makes a karate diversion while Nick and Carl retrieve the advantage.

No seriously. He literally stands on a rock and swings a stick around. It was amazing…

Nick and Carl pop it open and it’s the ever dangerous Steal a Vote.

Reward Challenge Time: The tribe will be split in two. The players will have to hold sandbags over their heads. Every few minutes, one player will have to leave the game and hand off their sandbag. If one person drops a sandbag, their team loses. The winning tribe will get a dozen delicious pizzas.

The teams are chosen by captains. Gabby went with Christian, Alison, John, Alec, and Nick. While Mike picked Carl, Dan, Kara, Davie, and Angelina.

Quick Aside: I’m way too classy to make a “holding onto their sacks” joke, so get your mind out of the gutter.

Another Quick Aside: This challenge involves raising your hands in the air, unfortunately it doesn’t also include waving them like you just don’t care.

Result: Team Gabby won when Dan dropped one of his many sandbags.

Mike’s Making Moves

Mike is not happy with how upset Gabby was at Tribal Council. He makes the point that her Tribal blow-up makes it seem like she doesn’t trust the Strike Force alliance.

Note to Self: Start designing a “Strike Force” bowling t-shirt.

Mike is really uncomfortable with the idea of letting the Davids back into the game. He approaches Alec with a plan to send Christian home next. Ah…so the most Davidish Goliath wants to target the most Goliath-esque David.

The Goliaths are on board with this plan…even Angelina…who’s more than a little perturbed that she had pitched this exact plan last week. She also doesn’t love the fact that they’re intending to use her as the decoy. There’s got to be some way to leverage this whole thing into getting someone’s jacket.

Immunity Challenge Team: The players will stand on a beam and hold a buoy with two poles. The last person standing wins immunity.

Result: This was a quick one with people dropping out right and left. Dan beat Angelina to take the necklace.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

So, it looks like the Goliaths are going to tell everyone that they’re voting for Angelina, but they’re really going to boot Christian.

John says he’ll be sad to see him go, and that it’ll be a #brochachoblindside. Hmm…that sounds like #famouslastwords.

In other news, Dan promises Angelina he’ll use an idol for her if Christian uses an idol. If I thought Dan only had one idol, I would not believe him.

Alec is not thrilled to lose a Strike Force member, and specifically he doesn’t want to lose Nick’s trust. So, he tells Nick what’s up.

Oy…how could that possibly backfire?

CUT TO: Nick telling Christian that he’s the real target.

And then it gets really interesting. Nick asks Davie if they should use the vote advantage. Which leads to Davie wondering if the stolen vote won’t be enough and if he should use his idol.

Dun…dun…dun…

Tribal Time

This was a tame one compared to last week. The highlight being John saying…

Voting Time: Nick does not steal a vote…and no votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol…and Davie does! And, he plays it for Christian!

Oh wow…Angelina is rightfully losing it! She begs Dan to play his idol her for her…and he does!

Exclamation points!

Aww…someone finally gave Angelina a piece of clothing at Tribal.

Alright, we’ve got seven votes for Christian, two votes for Angelina, a vote for John, and the ninth person eliminated from “Survivor: David vs. Goliath” and the second member of the jury is…John.

#Brochachoblindside indeed.

Also, it seems like only Christian, Davie, and Nick were on the vote-out-John train. Interesting.

Verdict: Wow, that was a wild one. Although, I wish we’d had some inkling that Davie was so close with Christian and Nick before.

Also, look at all of these people sticking their necks out for others; Davie and Christian, Elizabeth and Lyrsa, Dan and Angelina…all signs of next-level thinking. Good job, guys.

  • Nick – You helped make that move happen and the heat isn’t on you. Let’s not forget this dude was almost the first one out. What a turnaround.
  • Davie – Shots fired, buddy. Well done. Your days as a background player are over.
  • Angelina – If you can be cool for a little bit, the game will find another target. Good job.
  • Christian – So, at some point you had to have had a conversation with Davie about that, otherwise, why vote for John?
  • Dan – It had to have KILLED Dan to use his idol to save Angelina, but it was the right move.
  • Mike – Your big move failed and it’ll come out that you were behind it.
  • Alec – It’s so unlike you to say something you shouldn’t. I’m shocked.
  • Kara, Carl, Alison, Gabby – I can’t give you full credit if you don’t show your work.

Power Rankings Results: Bradley Kleihege had John in spot two, I had him in spot five. So, the current score is Team Bradley 76, Team Gordon 86.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” Power Rankings Round 7: Time to Strike? Edition

November 13, 2018

“Survivor: David vs. Goliath” (CBS)

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The Rules: Each week our two combatants will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the players will earn. For example, if Dan is voted out this episode, Bradley will receive five points and Gordon will receive nine points. At the end of the season, the person with the most points will be named the “Survivor: David vs. Goliath” Power Rankings Challenge Champion.

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Last Week: Bradley Kleihege had Elizabeth in spot nine, Gordon Holmes had her in spot seven. So, the current score is Team Bradley 74, Team Gordon 81.

Quick Note: Rankings are not based on who the player thinks is most likely to win. The smart strategy is to rank players based on how safe you think they are in the upcoming vote.

Bradley’s Score: 74

Any questions for Bradley? Drop him a line on Twitter: @bradley_r_k

Gordon’s Score: 81

Any questions for Gordon? Drop him a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

1. Kara: I’m a big Kara fan. She’s playing great and fun to watch. 1. Mike: He’s got a foot in the dominant alliance and the potential dominant alliance. There’s no reason to target him and there’s no reason for him to School of Rock the boat.
2. John: Continues to stay off the radar. 2. Alison: You’re in the same un-rockable boat with Mike. And, it’s good to see you’ve got some challenge chops.
3. Alec: For seeming less than bright at times in the pre-merge, Alec’s social maneuvering impressed me this week. 3. Nick: There’s no reason for the Goliaths to target Nick at this time. And, if for some reason they think of one, Mike probably has your back Rock Star style. (Air guitar…”Wheaaaaar” noise.)
4. Alison: For all the crap I’ve given Alison about her quiet edit, I like her character now that we are getting to see more of her! 4. Kara: You’re an episode or two away from earning a coattail rider label. Your window of time to make a move is closing.
5. Dan: The target is getting bigger, will he correctly play his idols? 5. John: How is this guy not a target yet? He’s charming, he has a twenty pack of abs…and yet, the Christians and Dans are getting all of the attention.
6. Christian: Worried that his social overtures towards the brochachos may not have been as strong as he needs them to be if he’s going to make a run for Day 39. 6. Alec: Alec came to play! And if he maneuvers things perfectly, he could find himself alone with a tribe of people who can’t touch his speed and strength. Well done.
7. Mike: Feels like a second-string Goliath. 7. Gabby: I thought your crying at Tribal was to throw the Goliaths off of the Strike Force’s scent, but Elizabeth thinks those tears were very real. That’d make me nervous if I was in an alliance with you.
8. Nick: Problematic that his best connection to a Goliath is with Mike who doesn’t seem to have any power. 8. Davie: Why weren’t you invited to the merge episode? It was like “The Office” after Steve Carell left.
9. Gabby: Thank you for encouraging Elizabeth to wait to confront Angelina until Tribal. 9. Dan: You’re seriously asking why you’re being targeted while John is around?! John doesn’t have an idol that he let the world know about.
10. Carl: If you want to know what Carl thinks just give him some beer. 10. Carl: If things are still split between the Davids and the Goliaths, I could see you being another easy pick-off. That is, if Davie and his idol will let them pick you off.
11. Davie: Crickets this week, sadly. 11. Angelina: So much heat on you after last week. If you take a second to relax and remind people of why they should align with you, you should be OK. If you try to force through an agenda, you could be in trouble.
12. Angelina: Whew, what a mess. But I will admit, entertaining. 12. Christian: This one hurts me because I love me some Christian, but I could see you going if the Goliaths want to cement Angelina as an alliance member. If this happens, my heart will break into factorials. (See, I don’t use it right either.)

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes