Archive for the ‘TV Whatnot’ Category

Let’s Play ‘Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X’ Bingo!

December 13, 2016

 

mvgxbingoOne minute you’ve got a group of selfie-taking, participation-trophy-receiving Millennials squaring off against a tribe of remember-where-they-were-when-Geraldo-opened-Al-Capone’s-vault Gen-Xers. And the next we’re down to a final six…

So, it’s time to consider what effect the legacy advantage will have.

It’s time to figure out who you should take to the final three.

And most importantly…

It’s time for BINGO!

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‘Survivor: Kaoh Rong’ Valentines!

February 11, 2016

The premiere of “Survivor: Kaoh Rong” is this Wednesday! To celebrate the show’s return and the most romantic day of the year (and my half birthday), I’ve put together some “Survivor”-themed Valentine’s cards to get everyone in the mood…

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‘Survivor’ Castaway Stephen: ‘My Pants Were Incredibly Clean’

December 1, 2015

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“Survivor: Second Chance” (CBS)

I know what you’re thinking, “Hey Gordon, why is Stephen’s exit interview on your personal blog?” Well, there are some technical difficulties with the XFINITY blogs at the moment, so this will have to do.

Did the announcement of the return of the “Survivor” Hall of Fame break the blogs? Possibly.

What I can say is; we might be here for a little while. But that’s OK, cause it’s cozy. So, enjoy this nifty little chat and then be sure to cast your vote for the “Survivor” Hall of Fame Class of 2015.

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(UPDATED) All 32 Seasons of ‘Survivor’ in One Logo

November 24, 2015

multilogoheaderNo kid likes going to the doctor’s office. It’s boring, it’s stuffy, and odds are you’re going to end up getting some kind of gross medication (or worse, a shot!) The only good thing about those check-ups was getting to read “Highlights” Magazine in the waiting room.

Now, I’m sure kids these days have their iPwns and their Nintendo Wii U Xboxes to entertain them. But back in my day, we had to keep ourselves busy with those cool Hidden Picures puzzles.

So, in honor of “Survivor” busting out a special two-hour episode this Wednesday, I’ve decided to try my own twist on those Hidden Pictures puzzles…

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It’s Time for ‘Survivor: Cagayan’ Finale Bingo!

May 19, 2014

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Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday that I was predicting that Spencer and Tony would be the first ones eliminated from “Survivor: Cagayan.” And now here I am, prepping a finale bingo that features the two of them heavily.

So, cozy up in your spy shack…

Take your most comfortable karate stance…

Hide your clue in your pants…

And get ready for some chaos…

Cause it’s bingo time!

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‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame 2013 Post Mortem

January 17, 2014

gordonGah! I apologize for this taking so long, but between the holidays and some other events, there’s been a lot of life going on.

I’d like to congratulate Kim Spradlin, John Cochran, and Jonny Fairplay for their well-deserved inductions. And, I definitely want to thank everyone who made this year’s induction so successful. That includes all of the executive committee voters, my vote counting team, the good folks at CBS, and anyone who took the time to send in a vote.

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Let’s Play ‘Survivor: Blood vs. Water’ Finale Bingo!

December 13, 2013

BVWFINALEBINGOOh, c’mon…you didn’t think I was going to spend all this time writing recaps, dominating the Power Rankings, conducting exit interviews, counting Hall of Fame votes, reaching out to Executive Committee Members, ordering thank you gifts, sending out thank you gifts, creating a very impressive Excel spreadsheet, being berated by the “Survivor” fan base, and forget to do “Survivor” Finale Bingo did ya?

OK, maybe you did. I might need a nap.

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‘Survivor’ Summer Book Club – ‘Survivor: Cook Islands’ Episode 15

August 28, 2013

EP15Some quick reminders/orders of business, etc.

First, if you don’t want to know who wins “Survivor: Cook Islands,” this isn’t the place for you. There WILL be spoilers. Go watch “Survivor: The Amazon” instead.

Second, speaking of “Survivor: The Amazon,” Mr. Rob Cesternino is very generously offering his “Survivor: The Amazon – Unauthorized DVD Commentary” at an exclusive DISCOUNTED RATE for Summer Book Club members.

Third, our friends at True Dork Times are once again getting in on the fun with stats, awards, and more.

And finally, this whole Book Club thing is kind of a work in progress. If you have ideas on how to improve the proceedings, please let me know.

My Big Question: Parvati Shallow, “Boston” Rob Mariano, Russell Hantz, Richard Hatch, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Ozzy Lusth, Cirie Fields, Tom Westman, Amanda Kimmel, Rob Cesternino, and Ethan Zohn.

That’s the full roster of“Survivor” Hall of Famers. All eleven have appeared on the show more than once.

Whenever the topic of worthy one-timers comes up, Cook Islands champ (spoiler alert!) Yul Kwon is always a popular pick. However, many seem to think his (spoiler alert!) over-powered immunity idol should count against him. With this re-watch, I hope to get to the bottom of that mystery.

And with that, let’s get started…

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‘Survivor’ Summer Book Club – ‘Survivor: Cook Islands’ Episode 14

August 21, 2013

EP14Some quick reminders/orders of business, etc.

First, if you don’t want to know who wins “Survivor: Cook Islands,” this isn’t the place for you. There WILL be spoilers. Go watch “Survivor: The Amazon” instead.

Second, speaking of “Survivor: The Amazon,” Mr. Rob Cesternino is very generously offering his “Survivor: The Amazon – Unauthorized DVD Commentary” at an exclusive DISCOUNTED RATE for Summer Book Club members.

Third, our friends at True Dork Times are once again getting in on the fun with stats, awards, and more.

And finally, this whole Book Club thing is kind of a work in progress. If you have ideas on how to improve the proceedings, please let me know.

My Big Question: Parvati Shallow, “Boston” Rob Mariano, Russell Hantz, Richard Hatch, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Ozzy Lusth, Cirie Fields, Tom Westman, Amanda Kimmel, Rob Cesternino, and Ethan Zohn.

That’s the full roster of“Survivor” Hall of Famers. All eleven have appeared on the show more than once.

Whenever the topic of worthy one-timers comes up, Cook Islands champ (spoiler alert!) Yul Kwon is always a popular pick. However, many seem to think his (spoiler alert!) over-powered immunity idol should count against him. With this re-watch, I hope to get to the bottom of that mystery.

And with that, let’s get started…

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‘Survivor’ Summer Book Club – ‘Survivor: Cook Islands’ Episode 13

August 14, 2013

EP13Some quick reminders/orders of business, etc.

First, if you don’t want to know who wins “Survivor: Cook Islands,” this isn’t the place for you. There WILL be spoilers. Go watch “Survivor: The Amazon” instead.

Second, speaking of “Survivor: The Amazon,” Mr. Rob Cesternino is very generously offering his “Survivor: The Amazon – Unauthorized DVD Commentary” at an exclusive DISCOUNTED RATE for Summer Book Club members.

Third, our friends at True Dork Times are once again getting in on the fun with stats, awards, and more.

And finally, this whole Book Club thing is kind of a work in progress. If you have ideas on how to improve the proceedings, please let me know.

My Big Question: Parvati Shallow, “Boston” Rob Mariano, Russell Hantz, Richard Hatch, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Ozzy Lusth, Cirie Fields, Tom Westman, Amanda Kimmel, Rob Cesternino, and Ethan Zohn.

That’s the full roster of“Survivor” Hall of Famers. All eleven have appeared on the show more than once.

Whenever the topic of worthy one-timers comes up, Cook Islands champ (spoiler alert!) Yul Kwon is always a popular pick. However, many seem to think his (spoiler alert!) over-powered immunity idol should count against him. With this re-watch, I hope to get to the bottom of that mystery.

And with that, let’s get started…

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