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Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Four sat out for rice’s sake, immunity was there for Frannie to take, and Kane went home with an idol that was fake.

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

• Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
• Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
• Danny 32 – Firefighter
• Frannie, 23 – Research Manager
• Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
• Jaime, 35 – Yogi
• Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
• Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Frannie is in shock as she didn’t know about the plan to vote out Kane. She tells everyone that she would have been up for it. But now she feels like she can’t trust anyone. Well, that’s Survivor 101 there.

Lauren is in the same boat and she’s a bit concerned that the Ratu numbers are dwindling.

Carson takes Jaime aside and explains that Kane had told him about her “idol.” Jaime hilariously responds, “That makes me not trust him.” Well, that ship has sailed. 

In truth Carson was the one who told everyone about Jaime’s idol. He then explains how he loves telling lies about people who can’t defend themselves. Well, fortunately those people don’t vote for who wins in the end.

Oh wait…

And in more bad news for Jaime, nobody knows that she gave Kane her “idol,” so the target is still on her back.

Reward Challenge Time: Players will spin on a contraption to retrieve some balls, they’ll then carry them across some balance-oriented beams. Finally they’ll toss the balls onto a totally different beam. The first person to complete the feat will win an overnight trip to Sanctuary for tacos and margaritas. The person will also receive a letter from home.

Quick Aside: As with all spinning challenges, spin slow. You’ll have time to catch up and you won’t be dizzy.

Result: The Franamaniac does it again! She’s allowed to choose three people to join her, and she goes with Carolyn, Lauren, and Heidi.

Taco Tuesday

Carolyn makes it a point to let everyone know that she’s cool with them drinking margaritas in front of her, which is a nice moment. I know I always get so mad at myself when I forget and drink in front of someone who is on the wagon.

And, all of the moms show appreciation to Frannie for bringing them along.

When the letters come out, Lauren shares her story about her divorce, working two jobs, and eventually getting her Master’s degree.

During the meal, Carolyn puts it right out there saying that she wants to vote out Danny. Lauren is obviously on board, but Heidi and Frannie are less willing to commit.

The Bitter Barn

Yam Yam is not pleased that he was left out of the Sanctuary crew. He makes the point that “Everybody has family.” Yeah buddy, and there were three spots. Are you even close with Frannie?

We even get a video package of all the people that Yam Yam wanted to hear from. I like Yam Yam, but I don’t have a ton of sympathy for this. Win the challenge, buddy.

Later on, Yam Yam’s mood toward Frannie creeps to everyone who was left behind. Especially the fact that she’s won three individual challenges.

During the discussion, Jaime admits that she had an idol, but it went home in Kane’s pocket. And just as I predicted; DANNY DOESN’T BELIEVE IT! 

In fact, Carson says this puts Jaime more on his radar.

The Next Morning

When Frannie’s foursome returns, Jaime tells them about what happened to her idol. Aaand…nobody believes it.

Immunity Challenge Time: The players’ feet will be tied together, their arms will be tied to their sides. They’ll slither through a course while they carry a buoy in their mouth. From there, they’ll maneuver the buoy through an obstacle, then race to complete a star puzzle. The first person to complete the puzzle wins immunity.

Result: Carson win immunity. Thank you, 3-D printer!

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Carson, Frannie, Heidi, and others are bouncing around the idea of splitting the vote between the final two Rotu members, then voting out Jaime if there’s a tie.

However, Danny is ready to get rid of Frannie. He makes the very good point that nobody should want to sit with her at final three. She’s likable, good at challenges, and her boyfriend is on the jury. Slam dunk in my book.

Carson and Yam Yam talk it out, and Carson is very worried that Frannie could become Carolyn’s number one. Yam Yam smartly brings up the point that Carolyn does not react well when she’s left out of a plan. Although, now that I think about it…most people wouldn’t.

Danny tells Heidi the plan to get rid of Frannie, even making the point that they don’t need Heidi’s vote to make it happen. So, she tells Carolyn and Carson about this plan. In the moment of the evening, Carson gives an incredulous, “What?!”

Carolyn puts two and two together and gets apple.

Just kidding, she realizes that she’s being left out of the vote. She works with Frannie, Jaime, and Lauren to figure out what’s going on. Their theory is that Heidi is in on it and lying to them, so they decide to vote for Heidi.

Carolyn breaks the news to Carson and…yikes.

Tribal Time

Danny makes the point that you want to be one of the great players like Rob, Parvati, or Jeremy. I agree, Rob Cesternino is great.

Then, Jeff tries to make “Fetch” happen again with “Full Tilt Boogie.”

Jaime reiterates that Kane has her idol and as she says it everyone tries to read Kane’s face. It seems like he didn’t react at all.

Voting Time

No votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…nobody does. We’ve got one vote for Frannie, one vote for Danny, two votes for Heidi, two votes for Frannie, and the eleventh person voted out of “Survivor 44” is Frannie.

Verdict: Huh…so Heidi voted for Danny and Carolyn voted for Heidi. Weird.

Honestly, as much as I loved Frannie, she had to goooo. A smart, friendly, challenge beast with a likable boyfriend on the jury? Buh bye.

Power Rankings Result: “Survivor 43” Finalist Owen Knight and I both had Frannie in spot six. So, the current score is Team Holmes 69, Team Knight 82. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

	Danny – Seems like a whole mess is gonna come out of this vote and most of it won’t be directed at Danny. (And are we going to ignore that Danny saved Frannie with an idol earlier?)
	Lauren and Jaime – Jaime’s idol story went from the hottest story to a non-story. They should have a ton of room to make moves next week.
	Carolyn – Well, it’s never good when you’re not in on the vote. The question is; do you blow up the Three Stooges alliance? And if so, is it for revenge or because you probably can’t beat Carson at final three? Yam Yam and Carson – I do think getting rid of Frannie was the right move. And I don’t think you know about Carolyn’s idol. So, maybe you didn’t appreciate how dangerous she can be.
	Heidi – Safe to say the Danny/Heidi alliance is officially dead. She probably gonna need that idol soon.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week…

Brandon was a big football player,

And his plan for Fran was to slay her, 

But an idol play by Danny

Was enough to save Frannie, 

Leaving poor Brandon without a prayer.

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

• Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
• Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
• Danny 32 – Firefighter
• Frannie, 23 – Research Manager
• Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
• Jaime, 35 – Yogi
• Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
• Kane, 25 – Law Student’
• Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Danny breaks down last week’s blindside and everyone is psyched about it…except for Ratu.

Lauren claims that she wanted to split the vote, and while she definitely isn’t wrong about that instinct, that probably would’ve just changed how Yam Yam and Carson voted and the result likely would have been the same.

Sure enough, Yam Yam verifies that he was in on the vote and just stuck with Ratu to keep their confidence. Well done.

He also points out that Josh, Matt, and Brandon all put his name down and they all went home. Yam Yam insists this makes him like James Bond.

License to Yam? The Yam with the Golden Gun?

Idol Time

It seems like everyone is out hunting for the idol the next morning.

Danny has a pretty sound plan where he checks five trees, then returns to camp with firewood. Then he starts over again. But, it’s all for naught, because everyone knows he’s looking.

Jaime is relaxed though because she still has her idol. Oh…oh Jaime…

Quick Aside: Now that I have a kid, I watch “Frozen” on a friggin’ loop. Jaime reminds me of Olaf’s song “In Summer” where he wonders what snowmen do when it’s sunny out.

When it’s all said and done, Heidi finds the idol.

Carolyn’s Tale

Later on, Carolyn opens up about her battle with addiction and how she’s now been sober for thirteen years. I know we make a lot of jokes here, but in all seriousness I have so much respect for people who are able to identify a problem in their lives and take the steps to overcome it. I’m so proud of Carolyn and all of my family and friends who have been able to overcome addiction.

She transitions from this into talking about how everyone thinks she’s a goof off, but that she’s playing the game hard. I can’t believe we’re here; but she could win.

Let’s Make a Deal

Treemail arrives and it looks like we’re getting the Angelina Cardona Keeley Memorial Rice Negotiation Challenge. That’s what we’re keeping from her? We can’t barter for jackets?

Carson offers to sit out of the challenge because he hasn’t been feeling well. Danny, weirdly, hates the idea of anyone sitting out. Dude, the more people who sit out, the more likely you are to snag immunity.

Immunity Challenge Time: The players will stand on a block while pressing a ball against an overhead piece of wood. Last person standing wins immunity. 

The Negotiation: It seems like they had all agreed to play. But when push comes to shove, Lauren, Carson, Kane, and Heidi decide to sit out in exchange for rice. This all takes place after Danny and Carolyn say they won’t vote for anyone who sits out. Danny even claimed “Scout’s Honor.”

Results: It comes down to Danny and Frannie with the challenge being won by…Frannie.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Soka and Tika seem to be pairing up early, with Kane being the name that’s being tossed around. However, flushing Jaime’s idol is also a priority.

Tika, being the swing tribe, also has a conversation with Roku. Their plan is to split the vote between Danny and Heidi.

There’s also a plan to give Lauren’s extra vote to Jaime and Jaime’s idol to Kane in case Knowledge is Power rears its cursed head.

And then, Frannie finally figures out that Tika is acting as a swing tribe. She pitches the idea of working with Ratu to target Yam Yam and Carolyn, but Danny isn’t willing to work with Ratu due to their many advantages.

When Tika tries to figure out who to vote for, Yam Yam wants Kane to go home due to an earlier vote. Don’t play personal, Yam.

Meanwhile, Carolyn wants Danny to go home due to the muscle-bro conversation at the Sanctuary. Don’t play personal, Carolyn.

Tribal Time

Nobody who sat out of the challenge thinks that they’re safe. And Danny admits that he wasn’t even a scout. Well, that’s not very trustworthy…loyal, helpful, friendly…

And the rest is all vaguey-vaguerton.

That is until a live Tribal breaks out. But, true to editing form, there is no clear indication on which way the vote is going.

Voting Time: Jaime plays Lauren’s extra vote, but all of the votes are sooper secret.

Quick Aside: Could you stash your idol in the voting booth? Nobody could take it from you.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…nobody does. We’ve got one vote for Kane, one vote for Heidi, one vote for Jaime, one vote for Kane, one vote for Heidi, one vote for Danny, one vote for Kane, one vote for Heidi, one vote for Kane, and the tenth person eliminated from the game and the third member of the jury is…Kane.

Oh no! He has Jaime’s fake idol!

Verdict: Even when it isn’t in play, Knowledge Is Power is still messing up people’s games. Is that a sign of a good twist or an amazing one?

That being said, I still can’t believe that we’re barreling toward an inevitable Carolyn victory.

Power Rankings Result: “Survivor 43” Finalist Owen Knight and I both had Kane in spot six. So, the current score is Team Holmes 63, Team Knight 76. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

	Carson – Carolyn and Yam Yam both want to target people for past slights. Good on Carson for being the voice of reason. Frannie – Kudos for being the first person to realize that Tika is the real threat.
	Heidi – Finding an idol and keeping it to yourself? Genius! Hopefully that vote was a wake-up call to be more careful. Carolyn and Yam Yam – You’re both doing great, but you’re not getting a full A because of your reasons for targeting people. Winning a million is the best revenge.
	Danny – My “Survivor” rule is; you can be a sneaky jerk, as long as you’re a lovable sneaky jerk. It’s the difference between Russell Hantz and Tony Vlachos. I think Danny is on the “lovable” side of things.
	Lauren and Jaime – All of your advantages are gone. But, the good news is you’re both much smaller threats now.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: True love died.

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

• Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
• Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
• Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
• Danny 32 – Firefighter
• Frannie, 23 – Research Manager
• Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
• Jaime, 35 – Yogi
• Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
• Kane, 25 – Law Student’
• Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Yam Yam gives us a little recap of what happened last week, and he points out that he has been to every Tribal except for two. Heidi eventually tells Yam Yam that she was just trying to not ruffle feathers. Um…did you have to play the advantage at all? I would’ve forgotten to take it to Tribal.

Heidi pitches the idea of everyone teaming up against Ratu because they have so many advantages. Yam Yam agrees to her face, but it seems like the Three Stooges are gonna become a swing tribe. 

Swing tribe!

Frannie is not psyched about Matt going home, although I argue that it’s absolutely the best for her game. Takes a target off of her back and she has someone politicking for her on the jury.

Later, Brandon and Kane discuss the upcoming war. Interesting that Kane is still close with Brandon after everything that has happened.

Oof…Carson is really sick the next morning. Apparently the peanut butter and jelly did not sit well with him.

Treemail arrives and it says the tribe will need to divide into pairs for the immunity challenge. Which, is very interesting considering one of the tribe members is hunched over on the ground due to a case of severe sandwich regret.

Carolyn steps up and decides to pair with Carson. That seems like a very noble move until we find out that the challenge is projectile vomiting. 

The other pairs are Danny and Lauren, Yam, Yam and Frannie, Heidi and Jaime, and Kane and Brandon.

Immunity Challenge Time: The challenge will consist of three stages. In the first stage they’ll have to crawl through a net then dig up planks. The first four teams will advance. 

In the second stage they’ll race up a cargo net and use the planks to cross a rope bridge. Two teams will advance.

The final stage is individual with all four players standing between two walls with only tiny footholds to hold them up. The last person standing will win immunity.

And everyone else is eligible to be eliminated? Revolutionary!

Results: Carolyn and Carson are gone first after it took Carolyn forever to get through the net. (Russell Hantz is gonna love that.) Jaime, Heidi, Yam Yam, and Frannie don’t make it past the second round. It comes down to Danny and Lauren in the final endurance section, with Lauren picking up the win.

Quick Aside: During the final portion, Danny got Jeff’s attention and then intentionally passed gas. I don’t exactly know what to do with that information, but I thought you needed to know. And no, I will never admit that that moment was the inspiration for this article’s headline.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Classic Ratu wants to target Frannie right off of the bat. And Brandon is confident they can make it happen because he’s sure they have Carson on their side. But, he goes the extra mile and tries to get EVERYONE ELSE to go with it. We watch him talk to Yam Yam, Carolyn, Danny, and Heidi.

Heidi and Danny obviously don’t love this idea, so Danny confesses to Heidi that he has an idol and he plans to play his idol for Frannie so they can blindside Brandon.

Heidi seems to lead the charge to get the Stooges on their side. Swing tribe!

Carson and Yam Yam are very worried about making enemies with Ratu. So, Heidi tells them about…Danny’s…idol.

We now take a break from our regularly scheduled recap so I can bang my head against this coffee table.

CUT TO: Carson telling Danny that Heidi told him and Yam Yam about his idol. Rightfully, this freaks Danny out.

Tribal Time

Things are mega vague, but at least it was entertaining when Heidi told everyone to not vote for her until final Tribal Council. That’s a heck of a strategy.

Voting Time: No votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…Danny plays his idol for Frannie.

We’ve got six votes for Frannie, two votes for Brandon, and the ninth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Brandon.

Verdict: So…Carson and Yam Yam voted for Frannie and Carolyn voted for Brandon. It remains to be seen if all their ducks were in a row and that was to keep the members of Ratu from realizing that the Stooges are working with Danny.

That being said; hooray for an actual post-merge episode! Hooray for no advantage Easter egg hunts!

Power Rankings Result: Oh! Owen and I both nailed it, having Brandon in spot ten. So, the current score is Team Holmes 57, Team Knight 70. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

	Carolyn – It’s breaking my brain to say this; Carolyn can win. She’s coasting with an idol and she’s doing little things like stepping up to be Carson’s partner.
	Heidi – She was making a lot of moves tonight! Only thing keeping her from the “A” was Danny’s reaction to her telling Carson and Yam Yam about the idol.
	Carson and Yam Yam – I’m preeeeetty sure they were in on that vote, so this grade could be a bit higher. This is just in case they weren’t.
	Frannie – The game seemed to happen to Frannie this week. We didn’t see much of her driving the votes. But, the heat should be off of her for now. Danny – Whoa…why’s Danny so low? He played his idol and saved an ally. Yes, but I feel like this is a wake-up call to alert the tribe to how dangerous he is. And, Frannie wasn’t really loyal to him in the first place.
	Kane, Lauren, and Jaime – We didn’t see much from you strategy-wise, but it’s never good news when someone from your side gets blindsided.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Three tribe members fought for survival! Two were in big trouble as they didn’t have an idol! Who was going to go home?! It was some other dude, he was hurt.

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Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

• Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
• Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
• Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
• Kane, 25 – Law Student

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

• Danny 32 – Firefighter
• Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
• Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
• Jaime, 35 – Yogi
• Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

• Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
• Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
• Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

At Tika Beach

After a heated debate over the proper way to pronounce the word “bag,” Josh lets us know that he is super ready to get away from Yam Yam and Carolyn. 

Bite your tongue, friend. We only get five minutes with them a week if we’re lucky.

Merge-atory Is Upon Us

Tika and Soka are given ten minutes to collect their things because they’re taking a one-way trip to Ratu beach.

Carson takes this opportunity to tell everyone on classic Ratu that the idol that nobody knew about doesn’t have any power anymore. He figures, what’s the point of hiding it if it’s powerless?

You could use it as a pretty convincing fake idol. Or now people know you’re capable of keeping a secret for two cycles. Just two ideas off the top of my head.

All of classic Ratu starts spilling their secrets with Lauren admitting she has an extra vote. The truth about Jaime’s fake idol comes out as well.

The tribes arrive and it’s all hugs around Ratu beach.

Once again, Jaime tells us how valuable she is because she knows everything about Ratu and Soka. Yeah, but you don’t know about your fake idol.

Brandon and Josh have a chance to talk, with Josh continuing his lie about having the Soka idol. C’mon, buddy. Yam Yam already called you on that being a fake.

He tells Jaime the truth about his fake idol, but she doesn’t believe it. She tells Frannie and Heidi that she knows he has an idol. But that she doesn’t actually know. 

Quick Aside: That would drive me insane. Don’t tell me you know something unless you know it for a fact. 

Later Josh makes fun of Yam Yam in front of everyone for betraying him during Tribal Council. This rightfully concerns Yam Yam because he’s just meeting most of these people.

Fortunately, Matt lets Yam Yam know that the rest of Soka wanted to get rid of Josh before he swapped and he’s still on the top of their hit list.

From there, we’re treated to a montage of Carolyn feeling awkward while trying to fit in with new people and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

Later that night, Carson, Yam Yam, and Carolyn reunite as the “Three Stooges” alliance. Carson is clearly the Moe, as he seems to be running things. Carolyn makes wacky noises, so that makes her Curly. Which leaves Yam Yam as Larry, for no reason other than the process of elimination.

Matt actually has some sound strategy as he tells Frannie he wouldn’t take her on reward if given the opportunity. She rejects this hypothesis. Literally. That’s what she said. Nerd foreplay, everyone.

He also reminds us that he doesn’t have a vote at the next Tribal, which I totally forgot about!

Earn-the-Merge Challenge: The tribe will be randomly split into two teams of six. They’ll dig up a boulder, push it through obstacles, and retrieve a key. They’ll then scale a wall and use the key to unlock puzzle pieces. The first tribe to complete the tree puzzle will earn the merge along with a merge meal. They’ll get to vote at Tribal, but they will be safe.

Quick Aside: The boulder part really leans toward a physically strong tribe.

Another Quick Aside: There’s no way Carson hasn’t done this puzzle a million times.

The Teams: Purple is Matt, Frannie, Carson, Carolyn, Jaime, and Brandon. Orange is Heidi, Danny, Lauren, Yam Yam, Josh, and Kane. That division does seem pretty even.

Result: Jaime had some real trouble with the wall, but Carson is able to tear through the puzzle (called it) and win it for purple.

Loser’s Lounge

Immediately, Yam Yam throws out Josh’s name and vice versa. However, Danny is very noncommittal to Yam Yam, saying that he’ll go with whoever the winners want to eliminated. Nevermind, that Yam Yam should already know that Danny wants to work with Josh.

Merge Feast Fun

Jaime is pretty proud of herself for manifesting the merge victory and feast. Yeah, that’s way more important than Carson studying a puzzle.

Josh’s name is tossed around, but nobody is sure if he has an idol or not. Kane is brought up as a possible plan B.

Carolyn assures them that Josh doesn’t have an idol, but everyone still wants to act as if he does. Uh-oh…we know how Carolyn reacts when she thinks people aren’t listening to her.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Once the teams are back together, Frannie tells Josh that they’re going to be targeting Kane. This leads to Josh (smartly) deciding to smooth things over with Yam Yam since he’s going to be around for a bit longer.

Yam Yam goes along with this, even hilariously trying to get Josh to hand over his idol. Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Michael Scott told me that.

Brandon is cool with Josh going home, but he’d really like to see Kane get the boot. He’s confident that things will go smoothly as long as nobody tips Kane off.

CUT TO: Carson telling Kane that he’s a target.

CUT TO: Kane telling Brandon that Carson told him he was a target.

So, Kane starts pitching Yam Yam’s name around camp. But, this all might be a moo point because Josh doesn’t have an idol.

“Moo point, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter.” – Joey Tribbiani.

Quick Aside: Look at me with my NBC Thursday Night comedy block references.

Tribal Time

Everything is mega vague with the highlight being Yam Yam trying to bribe Probst to let them just go back to camp.

It didn’t work.

Voting Time: No votes are shown. But, it seems like Yam Yam considered playing his Shot in the Dark.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…nobody does. We’ve got one vote for Yam Yam, one vote for Josh, one vote for Kane, one vote for Yam Yam, one vote for Josh, one vote for Yam Yam, three votes for Josh, and the seventh person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Josh.

Hey, they voted out a dude!

Verdict: I actually don’t hate the merge-atory. Probst should play it up bigger. The biggest team challenge of the season! The winners are guaranteed to be jurors or finalists!

Power Rankings Result: We both survived the merge episode relatively unscathed. Owen had Josh in spot eleven and I had him in spot ten. So, the current score is Team Holmes 40, Team Knight 51. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

	Danny – For a big, strong guy to be vulnerable after a faux-merge and not have his name brought up once? Well done, sir.
	Matt – I tend to give Frannie all the credit, but he navigated not having a vote really well. Now sleep next to someone else at night. “Boston” Rob said that’s the best indicator of who’s working together. Brandon – He handled Carson telling Kane about the vote perfectly. It could have been a mess. Carolyn – You did a very good job of not letting people know how annoyed you were. That’s a step in the right direction. Also, very interesting that you had no intention of saving Yam Yam with your idol.
	Heidi and Frannie – I love how they handled things. Hang back, let the game happen for a bit. No reason to toss out names when you’re safe at the merge. Kane – You were in trouble and you managed to get yourself off of the block. But, you’ve still got a ton of work to do. Lauren – I like her reminding everyone about her extra vote. And I’m aware that it flies in the face of how I feel about telling people about your advantages. But, it makes her just a little bit more valuable without it being an advantage you need to flush.
	Carson – You deserve a high grade for navigating your time on the other tribe and for your puzzle prowess. But, I’m gonna ding you for not telling Kane to keep your name out of his mouth.
	Yam Yam – You were in a hole and you didn’t do much to dig yourself out. Luckily, those were treemail beads.
	Jaime – You know so much, but you don’t know that your idol is worthless.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Three contestants played team musical chairs, Soka split up into pairs, and Sarah was sent down the Tribal Council stairs…

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Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

• Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
• Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
• Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
• Kane, 25 – Law Student
• Matthew, 43 – Barbershop Owner

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

• Danny 32 – Firefighter
• Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
• Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
• Jaime, 35 – Yogi
• Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

• Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
• Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
• Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Wrap Up

Yam Yam is trying to pick up the pieces after a dumpster fire of a Tribal Council. Carolyn’s explanation is that she had two people telling her what to do, so she felt like a third wheel. Like one of those wobbly shopping cart wheels, I bet.

Carolyn says her heart tells her to work with Yam Yam, but her brain tells her that Josh is best for her game. What does your spleen tell you?

Yam Yam tries to smooth things over with Josh the next day, but he feels like Josh is taking the potential blindside personally. Eventually they make peace with each of them sharing their coming-out stories.

Josh has also been planting some seeds, telling Yam Yam that he has the Soka idol from their birdcage. He even goes so far as to fashion a fake idol out of some treemail beads.

See! Fashioned by someone in the game, the way the “Survivor” gods intended!

Josh isn’t sure which way he wants to go with the next vote, but he wants both Carolyn and Yam Yam to feel comfortable until he has to make a choice.

At Ratu Beach

Matthew is having a really tough time dealing with the pain from his fall. Carson and Kane are both very supportive of the emotional state that he is in.

We also learn that Carson and Kane are finally able to nerd out about “Lord of the Rings,” “Pokemon,” and “Star Wars.” Oh man, Danny’s gonna steal their lunch money.

At Soka Beach

We meet up with Danny teaching his tribe about his Brazilian Jiu Jitsu breathing techniques. He also tells us about how much he misses his four-month-old daughter. (OK, maybe he’s not the lunch-money-stealing type.)

Meanwhile, Jaime is making inroads in tribe with everyone except for Matt. She tries to work with him and he’s like, “Ah…meh…”

But, maybe Jaime isn’t as in-tune as she thinks. She hasn’t picked up that Matt and Frannie are an alliance.

And are in looooooove.

Immunity Challenge Time: The tribes will be tied together and race through a series of obstacles. They’ll fill a bucket with water and use the water to lower a bridge. From there, the first two tribes to successfully maneuver three balls through a table maze will win immunity. The first tribe will also get to decide which three people to send on a journey.

Sitting Out: Matthew, Lauren, Jaime, and Frannie

Result: Ratu claims first place, with Soka taking second. Ratu chooses Brandon, Danny, and Carolyn to go on the excursion.

Probst asks medical to take a look at Matthew and it appears the injury isn’t getting better. They do not pull him from the game, but it’s not looking good.

The Excursion

Instead of having to play a weirdo game of rock-paper-scissors, the players are taken to the Sanctuary where they are treated to a pre-merge-atory meal.

Carolyn tells the guys about Josh’s idol, which leads them to believe that Jaime and Carson have limited-time idols as well. Brandon and Danny also start laying the groundwork for a post-merge alliance.

And true to form, Carolyn immediately starts to feel left out as they bro-down. They tell her they want to work with her if she makes the merge. Which, she’s totally capable of doing since she’s still packing an idol.

The bro-down has Carolyn very wary of Josh as he was mentioned as someone that Danny wants in the alliance.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

While Carolyn is on the excursion, Josh tells Yam Yam that he doesn’t want to have to play idols in back-to-back Tribals. Not bad.

When Carolyn returns, she tries to signal to Yam Yam that they should work together again.

Then she flat out tells Josh that he’s in trouble because the guys want to alignwith him. This doesn’t bother Josh though because he has an “idol.”  He produces his masterpiece and Yam Yam immediately recognizes the beads as having come from a treemail.

So, after everything that happened last week, Yam Yam ends up as the swing vote. “Survivor” is fun.

Uh-oh…Jeff shows up on a boat. I’m assuming he’s showing up to tell us that Matthew is out.

Sure enough, Matthew has decided to leave the game. But…did he do anything with his idol before he left?

Verdict: Hate to see Matthew go out like that. Especially because it was somewhat of his own doing. Hopefully he and Bruce get to lead tribes in an upcoming season.

Otherwise, less twisty, more personality…love it. Seeing Kane and Carson, and Jaime and Team Mannie, all good stuff. 

Looks like we’re off to merge-atory next week. Where Carolyn is bound to set the bro-liance ablaze.

Power Rankings Result: Owen had Matthew in spot ten and I had him in spot seven. So, the current score is Team Holmes 30, Team Knight 40. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

	Yam Yam – You managed to work your way from the bottom into a swing-vote position. Well done, sir.
	Carson – He’s done a fantastic job making some strong bonds without having to tip his hand about how savvy he is. He doesn’t have to play his time-delayed idol and he’s about to be reunited with Yam Yam and Carolyn. Frannie – She’s just a star. Every time I see her I think she can win this whole thing. Just hope the showmance doesn’t take her down.
	Kane – Hey! We finally got to see Kane do some strategy! And he has a buddy!
	Danny and Brandon – I’m sure there was some editing trickery going on there, but it was obvious that these two were driving Carolyn up a wall. Kudos for setting up a post-merge alliance though. Shame if Carolyn wrecks it. Matt – You are so lucky to have Frannie. But best case for you is being Amber to her Boston Rob. (Which honestly isn’t a bad best-case scenario.)
	Josh – He should have been the swing vote, but his real fake idol and Danny’s big mouth put him in a lot of trouble. Carolyn – It’d be fascinating to play poker with Carolyn, right? Would she just tell you what cards she has? Jaime – You aren’t wrong about being valuable, but you need to learn to read a room better. And with Matthew gone, you’re in big trouble.
	Lauren and Heidi – I can’t grade you correctly if I don’t see your work.

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