Great Scott! Sassy ‘Back to the Future’ Costumes

It’s no secret that I loves me some Halloween. In fact, there’s a specific rule in the Holmes household that Halloween decor can’t go up until September 15th. Why does this rule exist? Because without it I’d be putting up creepy candles and foam headstones in June.

My new favorite Halloween tradition? Sassy (read: sexy) Halloween costumes. Each year they keep getting a little more ridiculous. I fully support this initiative. In fact, last year, I created a series of three sassy costumes based on my favorite movie, “Ghostbusters.”

Since posting the article, I learned that a young lady had already created something similar to my Sexy Stay Puft outfit and I’ve received a few offers to buy the costumes  (which is odd, as these costumes only exist in Photoshop).

So, in the spirit of needlessly trampy outfits made from seemingly asexual subjects, I happily present my 2011 line of sassy costumes based on the 1985 classic, “Back to the Future.”

“Why not do it with some style?”
Sassy Doctor Emmett Brown
• Goggles
• Remote control
• Crazy grey wig
“Do you mind if we park for a while?”
Sassy Marty McFly
• Video camcorder
• Diet Pepsi Free
• Purple, Calvin Klein underwear
“I’ll melt your brain.”
Sassy Darth Vader from the Planet Vulcan
• Radiation suit
• Radiation helmet
• Blow dryer

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3 Responses to “Great Scott! Sassy ‘Back to the Future’ Costumes”

  1. Amy Says:

    The line between your parodies and the real thing is so very, very fine that it very well may not exist.
    When I saw sexy Spongebob and sexy Chucky (not bride of) I knew that a new age was upon us.

  2. Hoosier Daddy Says:

    Seriously? Why do people have to take what could be classic costumes and make them “sassy” for women, even though the original characters were men? Marty “Darth Vader” had a Walkman, not a hair dryer. Absolutely nobody has a decent “Doc Brown” costume for men. “Sassy Marty McFly”? Really? What a joke. You’d have to explain it to everyone.

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