‘Survivor: Kaôh Rōng’ Power Rankings: I-Scream-Man Edition

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The Rules: Each week our two combatants will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the players will earn.  For example, if Scot is voted out this episode, Shirin will receive eight points and Gordon will receive nine points. At the end of the season, the person with the most points will be named the “Survivor: Kaôh Rōng” Power Rankings Challenge Champion.

Last Week: Shirin and Gordon both had Neal in spot six. The current score is Team Shirin 66, Team Gordon 64.

Quick Note: Rankings are not based on who the player thinks is most likely to win. The smart strategy is to rank the contestants based on who is the most likely to be voted out in the next episode.

 

Shirin’s Score = 66

Any questions for Shirin? Drop her a line on Twitter: @theshirin

Gordon’s Score = 64

Any questions for Gordon? Drop him a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

 1. – Infections: Mother Nature is this season’s lethal mama, and someone else will steal credit for her work in the end. #DawnWasRobbed
 1. – Infections: First of all, you’re all welcome for using a shot of Probst for this graphic. I could’ve used something much more graphic. (I hate myself for that joke.) And second, curse you, infections. Aubry was on her way out and I would’ve had the points lead.
 2. – Joe: The chicken-Tai alliance is more of a threat than Joe.
 2. – Tai: Listen up, dude. We’re in an alliance! I hope Debbie never changes and is on on the next twelve seasons. Kudos to Tai for not letting her bully him.
 3. – Chicken: See above.
 3. – Chicken: Chicken, what are you doing?! Fighting over food will always get you kicked out. Relax and embrace the Tai/Chicken alliance. (Actually, Thai Chicken sounds delicious right about now.)
 4. – Tai: Tai’s not used to women coming at him so hard. Even the chicken wants a piece of him.
 4. – Julia: That bad buff pull might’ve been Julia’s best moment. She’s now right in the middle of the dominant alliance and she doesn’t have any blood on her hands.
 5. – Julia: Julia’s taking a stroll down Abbey Road. “Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say.” #HiddenTrack
 5. – Michele: Let tricky Nick take all the bullets for a while, then wait for the perfect time to send him to the jury. He’ll respect you for it.
 6. – Michele: You know who’s rich AND a jerk AND won the game? James Potter. Your vote matters. #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
 6. – Jason: You’ve gotta keep Tai close. He’s got to want to give up an idol for you. That’s no small deal.
 7. – Jason: The expression is “speak softly and carry a big stick.” Put down the megaphone, bro.  7. – Joe: Your only danger is being the person they target because they think Aubry has Neal’s idol.
 8. – Scot: After a few episodes as pleasant, diplomatic Dr Jekyll, liquid courage transformed him back into Mr Hyde.
 8. – Nick: How did they fit 90 minutes of Nick into last week’s one-hour episode? It can’t look good with all of the moves he’s making.
 9. – Nick: Peacocks’ colorful plumage attracts both mates and predators.
 9. – Scot: You’re never safe, Scot. You’re too big and athletic and the stand-in-one-place immunity challenges won’t last forever.
 10. – Debbie: People will lose their minds if Debbie doesn’t win some hearts. #lobotomy
 10. – Aubry: It seems like a little comment cost you Neal’s idol. If I were you’d I’d fake a pants bulge immediately. (Not that I know anything about faking pants bulges…moving on.)
  11. – Aubry: Aubry lacks a bulge in her pants, which puts her at a disadvantage.
 11. – Cydney: You’re under the radar, your alliance has forty idols…now is the time for you to sit back and cruise. Why are you involved in arguments?
  12. – Cydney: It seems as if this episode will put to the test whether Cydney is our season’s Khaleesi or just another Quentyn Martell. #ADanceWithDragons
  12. – Debbie: Oh, Debbie. You’re not going to win this game, but you’re entertaining. I’m assuming one of your past jobs wasn’t “Master of Subtlety.”

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