‘Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X’ Power Rankings Round 1: Who Is the Triforce’s Missing Link? Edition

"Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X" (CBS)

“Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: XFINITYTV.com is the place to be for all of your bug-eatin’, back-stabbin’, “Survivor” coverage. During the season we’ll have insightful weekly Power Rankings, exit interviews, and full episode recaps. Follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Watch the Season Premiere of “Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X” 

The Rules: Each week our two combatants will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the players will earn.  The person with the most points at the end of the season will be declared the “Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X” champion.

Quick Note: XFINITY “Survivor” loudmouth Gordon Holmes will be unable to participate in this season’s Power Rankings due to being more than a bit spoiled. Therefore, he has invited defending Power Rankings champion Shirin Oskooi to take his place.

Michele Fitzgerald and Shirin Oskooi’s Rankings

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Michele’s Score = 0

Any questions for Michele? Drop her a line on Twitter: @meeshfitz

Shirin’s Score = 0

Any questions for Shirin? Drop her a line on Twitter: @theshirin

 1. – Adam: Someone’s aware on the Millennial tribe? #unprecedented
 1. – Michaela: Drag them. #gagging
 2. – Chris: Congrats Chris, you are doing well.
 2. – Will: Minor player.
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 3. – Zeke: First he builds the fire, then he builds the shelter, then he builds a case to win a million dollars.
 3. – Zeke: Day 1: 80 year old. Day 3: makes fire. Day 39: Probst wears a Hawaiian shirt to Tribal.
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 4. – Bret: Channeling Boston Rod’s 3 C’s: Cool, Calm & Collective.
 4. – Adam: Homeless shelter manager warns tribe of the dangers of homelessness.
 5. – Mari: This gamers got game! She has displayed the smarts and the social finesse to pull off some major moves.
 5. – Chris: In the “Survivor” justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important alphas. Bret, who investigates the castaways. And Chris, who prosecutes the offenders. Gen-X is their story.
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 6. – Jay: In the tri-force, Jay was smart enough to choose the cloak of invisibility.
 6. – Bret: BONG BONG #Law&Order
 7. – Jessica: She may have an eye infection but she still sees whats happening around her.
 7. – Mari: LoL, Mari knows: don’t start a team fight with only four players. #freaksandgeeksOP
 8. – Hannah: We get it, you don’t think you’re cool, but Michelle and Mari do. Please, stop the crusade and start building something stronger.
 8. – Taylor: “I’ve done a lot. Beekeeper . I’ve brewed beer. Snowboard instructor. Gone to North Dakota . I’m definitely a Peter Pan type.”

Bro, those are all the same thing: unemployed.
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 9. – Michelle: I’ve heard that Michelles do well playing in the middle, so as long as no one is looking at you, stay where you are.
 9. – Sunday: I wish it was Sunday. That’s my fun day, my I don’t have to run day. #manicrachel
 10. – Ken: He has two things that the rest of the Gen X’ers don’t: an amazing 6 pack and a positive attitude.
 10. – Paul: The only thing delivered by drone was Paul’s pep talk. #DroningOnAboutSpiltMilk
  11. – Michaela: Who needs confessionals when facial expressions tell the whole story?
 11. – Jessica: Get off Twitter, mom.
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 12. – Will: He may be the youngest, but others are acting more immature than him.  12. – Jay: “I can tell he’s just a bro.” Same tbh.
 13. – Taylor: This Peter Pan needs to get his head out of the clouds and into the game.  13. – David: Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. #thefarside
  14. – David: Scaredy pants is the new poopy pants.
 14. – Ken: Ken, you’re a doll. But you need to work on your #DadBod to fit in.
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 15. – Sunday: Where do you land in an alliance of 8? My bet is somewhere near the bottom.
 15. – Hannah: Three tall, extra hot Americanos to go, please.
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 16. – Paul: Big guy, big opinions.
 16. – Michelle: If the freaks and geeks have their way, the missionary’s position is on the bottom.
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 17. – Lucy: Who here is playing “Survivor”? *full cast raises hand except Lucy*  17. – Figgy: Instead of keeping up with the Stanford and Harvard grads in a game for a million dollars, Figgy is aiming for her MRS degree. #GoingForBROke
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 18. – Figgy: Girl, people are looking at you!! I have a feeling Figgy likes to stand out, but in the first week of “Survivor,” the goal is to blend in.
 18. – Lucy: Started from the bottom, now we’re here.
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 19. – CeCe: Gen X likes to stick to the plan, and this time the plan is Cece.
 19. – CeCe: I don’t know why she was in peril. Maybe her car broke down. Maybe she was reading a book. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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