‘Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X’ Power Rankings Round 5: Heart Bro-ken Edition

'Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X' (CBS)

‘Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X’ (CBS)

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The Rules: Each week our two combatants will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the players will earn.  The person with the most points at the end of the season will be declared the “Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X” champion.

Last Week: Michele Fitzgerald had Figgy in spot 13, Shirin Oskooi had her in spot 9. So, the current score is Team Michele 53, Team Shirin 49.

Quick Note: XFINITY “Survivor” loudmouth Gordon Holmes will be unable to participate in this season’s Power Rankings due to being more than a bit spoiled. Therefore, he has invited defending Power Rankings champion Shirin Oskooi to take his place.

Michele Fitzgerald and Shirin Oskooi’s Rankings

michele shirin

Team Michele’s Score = 53

Any questions for Michele? Drop her a line on Twitter: @meeshfitz

Team Shirin’s Score = 49

Any questions for Shirin? Drop her a line on Twitter: @theshirin

 1. – Jay:  I bet your family is super proud of you. Now, how to handle that Michaela hiccup…
 1. – Ken: Probst read his vote against Figgy last, not Adam’s, so Ken knew he was safe when the guillotine dropped, enabling him to have maximum composure…for his winners edit. #kenspiracy
 2. – Zeke:  David gives this brand new baby a fun toy to play with.
 2. – Zeke: Like a versatile wine, this medium-bodied white pairs well with both Chris and David.
 3. – Will: At least you know which hands hold the idol…
 3. – Chris: Chris and Zeke are a pair of tighty whiteys: comfortably snug.
 4. – David:  Us: David, you did the right thing last week. You: ‘What? I can’t hear you! Did I do the wrong thing? Go the opposite way next time?’
 4. – Adam: Even if Taylor tells Ken that Adam put his name on the chopping block, his idol still protects him.
 5. – Michaela: You have too much info, too much opinion, too much strength, too much airtime… The problem with having too much is that everyone wants a little, too. With you gone, even Sunday may regain a voice.
 5. – Jessica:  Highly unlikely she and Ken will turn on each other at this point.
 6. – Sunday: Always listening, never talking.
 6. – Will: The Purple Kelly Willglesworth edit -> he’ll even be invisible in his (post-merge) boot episode.
 7. – Jessica: Putting you in the middle so I don’t look as foolish when you continuously prove me wrong.
 7. – Michaela: Stop moving so big…just hold steady…don’t get frustrated…I’m just trying to get you to win. Shut. Up.
 8. – Ken: Between prancing around the Maypole, your sarcastic response to Figgy, and a tearful confessional, women around the world are hoping you keep listening to Jessica so you stay a while longer.
 8. – Jay:  This is your chance to impress us and give one of the bottom queens the chop (or send the bottom cop to Queens). #LipsyncForYourLegacy
 9. – Chris: Whenever you seem to be in control of an alliance, David swoops in and snags them. 
 9. – David: It’s a simple game of rochambeau. People I trust (paper) vs. people you trust (scissors) vs people with idols (rock).
 10. – Adam: We were screaming at you to get rid of the power couple, now we are screaming “Hide from Taylor!”
 10. – Hannah: Diagnosis: Panic attack. Side effects may include: Perception of weakness.
  11. – Hannah: No worries, babe. Aubry is proof that anxiety is awesome.
 11. – Sunday: Closed for business.
 12. – Taylor: Maybe if you keep impersonating Jessica you can fool your tribe into thinking you have some strategy.  12. – Taylor: Kappa Kappa Survivor, meet Phi Beta Kappa.
 13. – Bret: All I want in life is a big bear hug while you whisper “there’s nothing you can’t do” in my ear.  13. – Michelle: ‘I ain’t fraid of no goats.’
  14. – Michelle: Handing out the truth like religious pamphlets at a casino. You have the right idea, but you have the wrong audience.
 14. – Bret: Silent but not deadly. 

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