INT. A LIVING ROOM – DAY
A GUY and a GIRL are seated on a couch together.
The guy uses the remote control to flip through the channels of an impressive television.
The girl isn’t interested in what’s on the television. She’s reading something on her phone.
Who do you think would win in a
fight between Rizzoli and Isles?
The girl doesn’t answer.
OK, what if it was Rizzoli and Franklin
against Isles and Bash?
The girl still doesn’t answer.
Rizzoli, Franklin and Cagney squaring
off against Isles, Bash, and Lacey?
Still no answer from the girl.
Rizzoli, Franklin, Cagney, and Starsky
versus Isles, Bash, Lacey, and Hutch?
The girl finally acknowledges the guy. She turns to him and gives him an annoyed look.
Rizzoli, Franklin, Cagney, Starsky, and
Hart in a no-holds-barred fight with
Isles, Bash, Lacey, Hutch, and Hart!
I guess Isles, Bash, Lacey, Hutch, and Hart.
What?! Right off the bat, you’re telling
me Hart wouldn’t cream Hart?
Wait, which Hart is which?
I always assumed the male Hart was