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Celebrity Fight Club

August 23, 2011

INT. A LIVING ROOM – DAY

A GUY and a GIRL are seated on a couch together.

The guy uses the remote control to flip through the channels of an impressive television.

The girl isn’t interested in what’s on the television.  She’s reading something on her phone.

GUY
Who do you think would win in a

fight between Rizzoli and Isles?

The girl doesn’t answer.

GUY
OK, what if it was Rizzoli and Franklin

against Isles and Bash?

The girl still doesn’t answer.

GUY
Rizzoli, Franklin and Cagney squaring

off against Isles, Bash, and Lacey?

Still no answer from the girl.

GUY
Rizzoli, Franklin, Cagney, and Starsky

versus Isles, Bash, Lacey, and Hutch?

The girl finally acknowledges the guy. She turns to him and gives him an annoyed look.

GUY
Rizzoli, Franklin, Cagney, Starsky, and

Hart in a no-holds-barred fight with

Isles, Bash, Lacey, Hutch, and Hart!

GIRL (sighing)
I guess Isles, Bash, Lacey, Hutch, and Hart.

GUY
What?! Right off the bat, you’re telling

me Hart wouldn’t cream Hart?

GIRL
Wait, which Hart is which?

GUY
I always assumed the male Hart was

billed first.

GIRL
Sexist…

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