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‘Survivor: Ghost Island’ (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Desiree Afuye
Age: 21
Hometown: Newark, New Jersey
Current residence: Brooklyn, New York
Occupation: Student

Gordon Holmes: One of your hobbies is debating.
Desiree Afuye: (Laughs) Yes.
Holmes: Is that on a debate team or with random folks?
Afuye: No, I just debate! I will come up to you and debate. I will debate from every different angle, even if I don’t believe in the angle. I just like debating.
Holmes: That could get you in some trouble out here.
Afuye: I know when to debate and when not to debate. (Laughs) I know when to shut up. I’m a pretty good reader of people, so I’ll talk to the person as I see them.

Holmes: You also describe yourself as a YouTube binger. What’s your go-to genre?
Afuye: I love beauty videos. Like Gigi Gorgeous, the black hair beauty videos…even though I have no hair it still fascinates me.
Holmes: So make-up application…
Afuye: Make-up application, hair application…everything to do with beauty.

Holmes: Why do you think you were cast?
Afuye: I’m really fascinating.
Holmes: Obviously.
Afuye: (Laughs) I have a story that I bring along to this season. I was homeless at one point. I’ve been through a lot at a young age. I’m only 21.
Holmes: You’re 21, but you feel like an old soul.
Afuye: Yes, I get that all the time. And I think it’s because I’ve overcome certain things.
Holmes: How is this show even a challenge after what you’ve been through?
Afuye: Yes! After what I’ve been through, this is nothing.
Holmes: They should have to survive what you’ve been through.
Afuye: Exactly!

Holmes: Are you going to lie about any part of your backstory?
Afuye: I might lie, people might think I’m older than I am. I might say I have kids. I could be doing this for them. (Cries) This is for my baby. I don’t have any kids, I’m a kid.
Holmes: And how many “kids” do you have?
Afuye: I might have two…or one.
Holmes: You might want to pick a number and stick with it.
Afuye: One would be more believable.
Holmes: Boy or girl?
Afuye: A girl.
Holmes: And what’s her name?
Afuye: My baby girl Christina.
Holmes: Aww…and how old is she?
Afuye: She’s two years old.
Holmes: That’s a rough age because they get into everything and they’re moody.
Afuye: I know…but it was so hard for me to leave her.
Holmes: Who is she with?
Afuye: My boyfriend, he’s taking care of her.
Holmes: I’m picturing you at the finale with that million-dollar check, and some jury member being like, “This is going to do so much for you and Christina.” And you having to be like, “Yeah…about that…”
Afuye: (Laughs)

Holmes: You’re obviously OK lying. But have you set any kind of ethical boundaries for yourself?
Afuye: I know what game I’m playing. In the jungle you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. And I’m here to do what I’ve got to do. If that includes lying? I’m sorry. I don’t lie outside of the game, but a million dollars is on the line.
Holmes: You mentioned a boyfriend…
Afuye: I don’t have a boyfriend.
Holmes: What?!
Afuye: (Laughs) Damn, I got you too!
Holmes: Lie to them, Desiree! I’m the only friend you have out here!
Afuye: (Laughs)
Holmes: I don’t know what to believe.
Afuye: (Laughs) I’m good.
Holmes: Alright, liar. Is flirting on the table?
Afuye: Yeah. I will flirt. I will use anything as leverage. If being a woman gets me ahead? I am the woman of all women. I am her.
Holmes: I was going to ask if your make-believe boyfriend would be upset if you were flirting. Maybe he’ll be make-believe upset.
Afuye: I thought we were going off of fiction!

Holmes: Are you a “Survivor” fan?
Afuye: Kind of, sort of. I’ve seen season 16, jumped to season 20, season 28, 32, 31, 34, all the thirties.
Holmes: They’re keeping you in the dark as far as twists and whatnot. Any guesses?
Afuye: I really think it’s Beauty vs. Brains vs. Brawn. Just by looking at the people.
Holmes: Which one are you?
Afuye: I think I’m beauty.
Holmes: I think I’m all of the above.
Afuye: (Laughs)

Holmes: Alright, I’ll give you a “Survivor” situation. You tell me which one you would rather deal with.
Afuye: OK.
Holmes: Align with a Hillary supporter or a Trump supporter?
Afuye: A Hillary supporter because Trump supporters are idiots.
Holmes: Find a steal a vote advantage or an eliminate a juror advantage?
Afuye: I’d rather steal a vote. I will woo any juror.
Holmes: It’s for Christina.
Afuye: It’s for baby Christina, c’mon!
Holmes: Baby clothes do not grow on trees.
Afuye: She deserves a good future.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Afuye: Word puzzle.
Holmes: Align with a racist or a sexist?
Afuye: A sexist…because a racist…I don’t understand how you can be racist. Why would the color of my skin determine who I am as a person? That’s dumb. A sexist deals with your ego. You feel so macho. I can deal with that. I can break you down. I can make you feel miniscule.
Holmes: Sexists get married.
Afuye: Yeah.
Holmes: They pledge the rest of their lives to a woman.
Afuye: Exactly.
Holmes: Whereas a racist doesn’t want anything to do with the other race.
Afuye: It’s interesting.
Holmes: Voted out first or voted out before the final Tribal?
Afuye: Voted out before final Tribal. At least I can prove to myself that I can come this far.
Holmes: Align with an adulterer or a tax cheat?
Afuye: An adulterer because a tax cheat is about the money. Some people play to be Sole Survivor, I’m about the money. If your goal is the same as mine, I don’t know if I want to align with you.
Holmes: When I was writing these I was thinking, these are some horrible people I’m making these folks align with.
Afuye: They are!
Holmes: But then you get in front of the final jury and say, “This dude is a racist tax cheat.”
Afuye: (Laughs) I wouldn’t need Christina.
Holmes: Lose the family challenge or win and have to decide who to bring along.
Afuye: Win and have to decide.
Holmes: Get caught stealing food or hunting for an idol?
Afuye: These are hard questions…caught stealing food. Because I can get caught, then everyone’s mad at me. And if I can’t woo them back, I’ll be alone and can go find the idol.
Holmes: Align with a super fan or someone who doesn’t watch the show.
Afuye: Doesn’t watch the show, cause then I’m running you and you’re my pawn.
Holmes: A dance challenge or a karaoke challenge?
Afuye: Karaoke, I like singing.
Holmes: What’s your jam?
Afuye: Oh…right now…has to be this UK artist, Skepta. It’s called “Skepta’s Interlude.”
Holmes: Is that made up? Like your boyfriend?
Afuye: It’s real. I want him to be my boyfriend.

Holmes: When people meet you, what is their first impression?
Afuye: I suffer from resting bitch face.
Holmes: Lemme see.
Afuye: (Sits normally)
Holmes: …I can see it.
Afuye: (Laughs) I have to consciously tell myself to keep a little smirk on my face. So, when people meet me and I have my resting bitch face, they think, “She doesn’t want to talk to me. She doesn’t like me.” To avoid that I’m going to keep a smirk on my face. I want people’s first impression to be, “She’s really nice. She’s my homegirl.” I’m going to be their homegirl.

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Desiree a picture of each of the competitors and asked her to share her first impressions.

	LIBBY Afuye: She smiles too much. She is the devil in a red dress.
	ANGELA Afuye: She may be trustworthy. But, I have to keep her on a leash.
	CHELSEA Afuye: She’s lying. Everything she says is a lie. Her name may be a lie.
	JENNA Afuye: She suffers from resting bitch face worse than me. She doesn’t know how to control her face and show that she’s nice. Holmes: You two could start a support group. Afuye: (Laughs) Yeah, we should.
	GONZALEZ Afuye: I want to work with her. I don’t know if I can trust her, but I think I can finagle her.
	STEPHANIE Afuye: She’s another one that smiles a whole heap of a lot. She’s very happy and bubbly. She wears bright colors and I think that’s all a plot to throw you off of her conniving ways.
	MORGAN Afuye: She’s very strong. She’s going to be my shield.
	LAUREL Afuye: I’m not sure about her. I’ll have to speak to her.
	KELLYN Afuye: I think I can trust her.
	BRADLEY Afuye: His eyes tell me a different story. He smiles, but his eyes tell me he’s trying to stab me in the back.
	BRENDAN Afuye: He reminds me of Mr. President. He’s kind of perfect. I’ll use him as a shield to keep the eyes off of me.
	CHRIS Afuye: His ego is crazy. I can already tell he loves himself more than anything else in this world and he thinks he’s a god.
	SEBASTIAN Afuye: I like him. I can’t trust him.
	WENDELL Afuye: I may be able to work with him.
	JACOB Afuye: I feel like he’s a super fan. Any move or anything I tell him, he’d already know.
	JAMES Afuye: He’s another one that’s like Mr. Perfect. I can’t read him, so that scares me. He’d have to go.
	MICHAEL Afuye: He might get into a romantic relationship on the show. But he has to go.
	DONATHAN Afuye: I don’t think he can really play. I think he’s going to play it safe.
	DOMENICK Afuye: This guy, it’s hard for him to smile. First one to go.

Don’t miss the season premiere of “Survivor: Ghost Island” – Wednesday, February 28, 2018 at 8 pm ET.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Bradley Kleihege
Age: 26
Hometown: Haslett, Michigan
Current residence: Los Angeles, California
Occupation: Law student

Gordon Holmes: So, all of the reporters out here are buddies. We compare notes. I heard you rustled some feathers with your interviews the other day.
Bradley Kleihege: I wanted to make a big impression with the press. I understand that the press is different than the people I’m playing with.
Holmes: We’re the worst.
Kleihege: No, the press are not bad people. But, I wanted to come out guns blazing and that’s kind of the way I want to handle confessionals too. I don’t plan to hold back. But, I plan to not be an (expletive deleted), super cocky around camp. Which I think I can do. Because in my daily life I’m not like that.
Holmes: Well, how much of the cockiness is the real you? In your real life are you wanting to say these things but you hold back?
Kleihege: It’s like what they tell you in casting, “Be yourself, but be bigger.” I think I will do very well. But, maybe I should be nicer to the press.
Holmes: It reminds me of Spencer from Cagayan, where during his pre-game interviews, everyone thought he was a jerk. But, in real life he’s a pretty good kid.
Kleihege: That’s what I’m hoping for. Spencer took my spot, I’m tired of talking about Spencer. The way they worked in the Blood vs. Water cast, they bumped the 27 cast to 28. I was supposed to be on 28, Spencer had been cast for 27. So, I got the axe.
Holmes: Well, he didn’t win.
Kleihege: Yeah, that’s what I wrote on my Dalton Ross thing, “Dear Spencer, thanks for taking my spot so I could mature a bit. Now I’m going to win.”
Holmes: Honestly, as far as the press goes; be as mean to Andrea Boehlke, Dalton Ross and Josh Wigler as you want. Those guys deserve it. But be cool to Erin Cebula.
Kleihege: (Laughs) OK. I came in thinking today, you’re my last interview and it was all guns blazing yesterday. I’ll tone it down today. And that’s definitely me in the confessionals. And I do think I’m going to do well. I keep having this dream where I win the final immunity challenge.
Holmes: Here’s the thing, you can be an (expletive deleted). (Expletive deleted) have won “Survivor.” But you’ve got to be my (expletive deleted). Richard Hatch is probably a perfect example. He was a pompous jerk, but to Rudy he’s his pompous jerk. He’s still a friend he can rely on.

Holmes: Thirty-nine days is a long time to not be yourself. Especially if you’re under stress and starving.
Kleihege: Absolutely, that’s what goes into trying to figure out what I’m going to say because I’m not going to tell people that I’m a law student. What am I going to talk about? What do I know enough about that I can (expletive deleted) them for so long? I’m going to say that I’m a geography student. I have more geography credits than I do political science. It was my undergrad major. I’ve been reading up on the formation of the Fijian islands. I’ve talked with Jeff a lot about it. One of Spencer’s problems the second time around is that he’s in the financial industry. Nobody wants to give a young banker a million dollars just like nobody wants to give a young lawyer a million dollars.
Holmes: I’d totally give a geography major a million dollars. It doesn’t sound like a very lucrative field.
Kleihege: Right? My concern is that I’m well spoken. I use words that people on “Survivor” don’t often use. That’s all Jeff ever tells me. I had to find something that was academic. I can’t play off being stupid. I’m not stupid, and I want to surround myself with smart people. Let’s get rid of the people who don’t know what’s going on.
Holmes: Is there anything else you’re going to keep from people?
Kleihege: I don’t think so. I think it’ll be an asset that I grew up in Michigan but now live in LA. There are always people from LA out here. We’ll have a familiarity, we can talk about places we’ve been. Michigan is in the Midwest, I think Midwestern people are generally trustworthy. It gives you a good vibe. You can’t have too many things you’re going to lie about because then it’ll be too much.

Holmes: Some people put limits on lying, cheating, stealing…I’m assuming you’re not one of those people.
Kleihege: No. After 36 seasons, people understand that you come out to play the game. If everyone comes out and acts like Ken from 33? Nobody wants to watch that. Everybody wants to watch the person who’s willing to take the gloves off and be ruthless. Outside of the game, I have all of the morals in the world. You can count on me and I’m not going to lie to you. Even before it was super popular to have the opinion that you should play with the gloves off and people though you should be honorable, I thought that was ridiculous. Let’s say there’s a “Heroes vs. Villains 2” season. I’m playing to be on the villain tribe. But I read a couple of articles with Malcolm where he said he wanted to be the villain and everyone loved him. I don’t think I’m going to have that problem. I’m not the all-American Ivy League football player.

Holmes: You’re in the dark as far as twists and themes. Any guesses?
Kleihege: If I had to guess, I’d say at final four the winning player will pick who goes to the end and the other two will make fire to see who is the last member of the final three.
Holmes: Any guesses that Jeff hasn’t already told you?
Kleihege: (Laughs) I can’t pick a theme out. How would you ever guess “Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers”? It could be anything. I think a geographic divide would be cool. It drove me crazy that there were no spoilers online.

Holmes: I’ll give you two “Survivor” situations. You tell me which one you would rather.
Kleihege: OK.
Holmes: Align with a Hillary supporter or a Trump supporter?
Kleihege: A Hillary supporter.
Holmes: Steal a vote or eliminate a juror?
Kleihege: That’s interesting, I don’t think either will make a difference. I guess steal a vote. It’s got to work one of these times.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Kleihege: Endurance challenge, I’ve run several marathons.
Holmes: Align with a racist or a sexist?
Kleihege: Oh God…that’s tough…I guess a sexist. I don’t want to hang out with either.
Holmes: Voted out first or before the final Tribal?
Kleihege: Final Tribal.
Holmes: Align with an adulterer or a tax cheat?
Kleihege: I’m a lawyer, so a tax cheat. (Laughs) I’d give him advice.
Holmes: Lose the family challenge or win and decide who to take.
Kleihege: Lose the family challenge. I have no intention of winning that. I picked my brother, and we’re not super close.
Holmes: Caught stealing food or idol hunting?
Kleihege: I feel like the one thing the show doesn’t show much is that everyone hunts for the idol constantly. I wouldn’t steal food.
Holmes: Align with a super fan or someone who doesn’t watch the show?
Kleihege: Super fan.
Holmes: Dance challenge or karaoke challenge?
Kleihege: Oh…good God. I’d fail at both. I guess karaoke challenge.

Holmes: What kind of first impression do you think you make?
Kleihege: I’ve been trying to relax. I don’t want to come off as too intense. Probably funny…fairly smart. I’ve been reading a lot at Ponderosa. I look at somebody, and if you’re a ten, maybe you’re not that remarkable in other ways because you’re a pretty person and this is “Survivor.” You look at someone like myself, we’re not going to get modeling contracts. That immediately raises the red flag of; you’re here for a reason, it’s not just your looks. What do they think you’re going to bring? In casting, I had a plaid shirt on. And they said, your plaid shirt makes you look like a rich kid. Nobody’s going to give you a million dollars.

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Bradley a picture of each of the competitors and asked him to share his first impressions.

	LIBBY Kleihege: Definitely the most attractive girl here. She also seems nice. We were taking a cast photo and she put her hand on my leg. I’m definitely down with that.
	ANGELA Kleihege: Up until yesterday, she looked grumpy. Almost angry to be here. Then yesterday she started to smile more. I generally like older people more than people my age. Everyone here looks so young and she doesn’t, which is great. I’d like to align with her.
	CHELSEA Kleihege: She’s cool. She seems nice.
	JENNA Kleihege: Seems cool too. Not a huge read on her.
	GONZALEZ Kleihege: This girl was at finals with me, she was reading a book on how to be a strong, assertive leader in front of all of us. Major red flag. I’m very skeptical of her.
	STEPHANIE Kleihege: Oh God, she’s very smiley. The last few days I’ve been trying to get her to not sit next to me. One of the handlers was like, “Dude, you two have got to stop.” Because I’ll sit down at dinner and she’ll sit right next to me. I get a good vibe from her, but let’s spread out. You can read her face like a book.
	MORGAN Kleihege: Not a strong read, seems nice.
	LAUREL Kleihege: She seems pretty laid back. She’s someone that would not be a pain to spend 39 days on a beach with.
	KELLYN Kleihege: She’s interesting…if there’s one person that I don’t think fits in it’s her. She seems quieter, she doesn’t interact with people. She seems smart.
	DESIREE Kleihege: Seems cool. She likes to laugh at stupid things, which is probably good if you have to spend time on a beach with someone.
	BRENDAN Kleihege: I’d assume the oldest guy in the group. I think we could work together. My guess is he’s ex-military. He holds himself very assuredly. He might have trouble without food. He doesn’t have any body fat.
	CHRIS Kleihege: He’s interesting, I was at casting with him. I’ve gotten nothing from him. He kind of struts around. He thinks he’s very cool. During the cast photo he said, “Everyone put your hands under your biceps, it will make them look bigger.” Holmes: I’m going to steal that. Kleihege: What makes me leery of him is I think he’s a football player, and he has a lot of charm. I think people are naturally drawn to him. So, if we align it could be a JT and Stephen situation. His nickname at casting was “Beach Jesus.” Because he’s the tannest white kid I’ve ever seen in my life and he has that big gold cross that he wears.
	SEBASTIAN Kleihege: This kid was sniffing a Sharpie at the airport. He kind of looks like those stray dogs you see in a third-world country. But, my interactions with him have been cool. He wears a lot of fishing shirts. I don’t fish, but I like to sail. We’ve got that boating culture. It would be an unlikely alliance, but I’d be down for it.
	WENDELL Kleihege: Seems cool, we got in trouble for talking during the cast picture. He’s quiet, he’s been doing a lot of logic puzzles. I think I’m good at puzzles, but I’m never going to volunteer. People place value on physical strength, but the puzzle is the only thing that matters. It puts a huge target on you.
	JACOB Kleihege: (Laughs) He’s interesting. If anyone is a high schooler, it’s him. He seems immature. He’s really excited to be here. He seems like a great dane puppy.
	JAMES Kleihege: I get a good read from him. He’s intelligent. He’s been reading a lot. He holds himself very high and confidently. He’s not smiling with everybody. I’d rather be with him than against him.
	MICHAEL Kleihege: He was at casting. His nickname was “Swoopy hair.”
	DONATHAN Kleihege: He’s quiet. He’s the best at following the no-talking rule. He covers his mouth with his hands when he talks to the handlers, which is weird. Holmes: That’s smart. Allie Pohevitz knew all of her cast’s names because she could read lips. Kleihege: Really? I know some people’s names. I know Chelsea, we sat next to each other on the plane and we had to fill out our immigration papers.
	DOMENICK Kleihege: Seems cool. He seems a little older. He might be my guy.

Don’t miss the season premiere of “Survivor: Ghost Island” – Wednesday, February 28, 2018 at 8 pm ET.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Morgan Ricke
Age: 29
Hometown: New Albany, Indiana
Current residence: Orlando, Florida
Occupation: Marine Animal Trainer

Gordon Holmes: Killer whale trainer?
Morgan Ricke: Yes. I work with killer whales and pilot whales, but I’ve worked with sea lions, otters, walruses, beluga whales, bottle-nosed dolphins…I’ve kind of done it all.
Holmes: My ex was super into otters.
Ricke: They’re mischievous.
Holmes: And they’re supposedly jerks, right?
Ricke: (Laughs) Everyone thinks they’re all cute and cuddly, but they’ll fool ya.
Holmes: What does training the whales entail?
Ricke: We take care of them. I’m there at 6 am preparing a thousand pounds of fish. Doing all the nitty-gritty work.
Holmes: That sounds like it would smell horrible.
Ricke: I don’t notice the smell anymore, but people tell me I smell really bad.
Holmes: That’s going to serve you really well in the next couple of days.
Ricke: (Laughs) I love the smell of fish.

Holmes: Why do you think you were cast?
Ricke: I think I have a very unique job. I think that made me stand out. In my interview I talked about how I was an athlete and people probably look at me and think I’m scrawny. So, at the end of my interview I flexed my muscles.
Holmes: I thought you were going to say you bench pressed Jeff Probst.
Ricke: No! (Laughs) I flexed my muscles and they said that got their attention.
Holmes: Let’s see.
Ricke: (Flexes)
Holmes: Damn. I’m not going to mess with you.
Ricke: They work.

Holmes: You have a gymnastics background as well. In the top twenty?
Ricke: I don’t know exactly…
Holmes: Lies.
Ricke: (Laughs) I was so young. But, it was a huge part of my life. I blew out my elbow serving a volleyball.
Holmes: What were you serving it?
Ricke: (Silence)
Holmes: That was a terrible joke. I’m not proud of that.
Ricke: (Laughs)
Holmes: If this interview is making you uncomfortable, we can wrap it up.
Ricke: (Laughs) No, of course not. But I blew out my elbow, I grew a foot, and diving was the closest thing I could get to gymnastics. I went to college on an athletic and academic scholarship, so diving worked out.

Holmes: Is there anything about your past that you’re going to keep a secret?
Ricke: I was going to keep the animal training thing a secret, but it’s such a part of who I am. Maybe I won’t let them know how good of a swimmer I am. Not that I’m going to hide it, if I need to swim to win a challenge I will.

Holmes: Have you set any boundaries as far as lying, deceiving, etc?
Ricke: No. I’ll lie, I’ll cheat, I’ll steal, I’ll do whatever. It’s a game and my family and friends recognize that. And I’m such a competitive person, that I’m going to do whatever it takes.
Holmes: What about flirting?
Ricke: I’m not against it. You can look at the menu, you don’t have to order anything.
Holmes: (Laughs) Is there someone back home who’s going to be upset if they see you getting some take out?
Ricke: No, my boyfriend has given me permission. He said do whatever you need to do.
Holmes: Good boyfriend. I can’t imagine my wife giving me that pass.
Ricke: (Laughs) It’s not like he wants to see me making out with someone on national television. But flirting is OK.
Holmes: It’s very rare that it gets to that level on “Survivor.” It’s because everyone smells. But, that isn’t a problem for you.
Ricke: (Laughs) He sends me to get discounts. He’s like, “Go do whatever you need to do to get that discount.”
Holmes: Is he your family visit?
Ricke: He is not because of that reason. I purposely planned that.
Holmes: So, you’re not going to tell people you have a boyfriend?
Ricke: Maybe not. It’ll be a game time decision.

Holmes: Are you a “Survivor” fan?
Ricke: Yes. I haven’t missed an episode since day one.
Holmes: Look at you.
Ricke: Are you saying I’m old? (Laughs)
Holmes: Don’t put that on me.
Ricke: (Laughs) It was a family event. It’s still a family event even though we’re spread out.

Holmes: You’re in the dark as far as twists and themes. Any guesses as to what’s going on?
Ricke: I feel like it’s a lot of ex athletes and a lot of nerdy types. There are a lot of people with six packs and a lot of nerdy-ish people. I’m a nerd too, so it works out.
Holmes: How are you a nerd?
Ricke: I’ve always been an athlete my whole life, but I’ve always been a good student. I was top of my class in high school. Graduated college with honors.
Holmes: It’s actually “Survivor: Animal Trainers.”
Ricke: (Laughs) I don’t think so.
Holmes: You think I came all this way to lie to you?
Ricke: Some of these people don’t look like swimmers.
Holmes: Animal trainers. You don’t need to swim to train a lion.
Ricke: (Laughs) Yeah, I still don’t believe you.
Holmes: That’s probably smart.

Holmes: Alright, I’ll give you two “Survivor” situations. You tell me which one you would rather deal with.
Ricke: OK.
Holmes: Align with a Hillary supporter or a Trump supporter.
Ricke: A Trump supporter…I’m not exactly sure why. I feel like a lot of the Hillary supporters are all feminist and girl power. And I’m not saying I’m not for girl power, but sometimes it gets old.
Holmes: Steal a vote or eliminate a juror?
Ricke: Steal a vote.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Ricke: Endurance, endurance, endurance.
Holmes: Align with a racist or align with a sexist?
Ricke: A sexist…racism just irks me to no end.
Holmes: Voted out first or before final Tribal?
Ricke: Before final Tribal.
Holmes: Align with an adulterer or a tax cheat?
Ricke: (Laughs) I’d align with both. It doesn’t affect me.
Holmes: Can’t pick both.
Ricke: Fine…tax cheat.
Holmes: Lose the family challenge or win and have to decide who to take on the reward?
Ricke: Definitely lose. The family challenge…that’s one you don’t want to win. It’s my sister coming, sorry…see ya.
Holmes: Thanks for making the eleven-hour flight. But…bye.
Ricke: Bye.
Holmes: Caught stealing food or idol hunting?
Ricke: Idol hunting.
Holmes: Align with a super fan or someone who doesn’t watch the show?
Ricke: That’s a hard one…super fan. They have more of an idea of what’s going on. Someone who’s never played might make dumb moves because they haven’t seen dumb moves before.
Holmes: A dance challenge or a karaoke challenge?
Ricke: Either would be embarrassing. I’d say dance challenge.
Holmes: What’s your go-to move?
Ricke: The Running Man. (Laughs)
Holmes: No exaggeration, I once spent an evening trying to figure out the difference between the Running Man and the Roger Rabbit.
Ricke: I used to practice the SpongeBob all the time.
Holmes: What’s that?
Ricke: Your legs go out sideways. It’s this dance move that’s stupid.
Holmes: You never know how these interviews are going to go.
Ricke: (Laughs)

Holmes: What kind of first impression do you think you make?
Ricke: Loud. Very loud. I have a bubbly personality. I’m always smiling. I love my job, I love life. Sometimes I’m annoyingly happy.

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Morgan a picture of each of the competitors and asked her to share her first impressions.

	LIBBY Ricke: Barbie.
	ANGELA Ricke: Mom-ish.
	CHELSEA Ricke: Risk-taker.
	JENNA Ricke: She looks like Stassi Schroeder from “Vanderpump Rules.” Holmes: No idea who that is. Is that a good thing? Ricke: I like the character, she’s kind of bitchy on the show.
	GONZALEZ Ricke: Strong-minded.
	STEPHANIE Ricke: Flirty, fun, smiley.
	LAUREL Ricke: Excited. Happy.
	KELLYN Ricke: Down to Earth.
	DESIREE Ricke: Vivacious
	BRADLEY Ricke: Nice eyes.
	BRENDAN Ricke: Intelligent.
	CHRIS Ricke: Brad Pitt.
	SEBASTIAN Ricke: He reminds me of a skinny Malcolm. Holmes: Are you saying Malcolm is fat? Ricke: No! Holmes: Malcolm and I are best friends. I will fight you. Ricke: Malcolm is super bulk and muscley. He’s not as strong as Malcolm.
	WENDELL Ricke: He looks like a guy I know that’s in a boy band.
	JACOB Ricke: Nice, kind…nothing extraordinary
	JAMES Ricke: Ex football player.
	MICHAEL Ricke: Men’s fitness magazine model.
	DONATHAN Ricke: Like your little brother.
	DOMENICK Ricke: He reminds me of Boston Rob.

Don’t miss the season premiere of “Survivor: Ghost Island” – Wednesday, February 28, 2018 at 8 pm ET.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Donathan Hurley
Age: 26
Hometown: Phelps, Kentucky
Current residence: Kimper, Kentucky
Occupation: Caretaker

Gordon Holmes: You were very specific that your name is not Jonathan, it’s not Donovan. It’s Donathan.
Donathan Hurley: That’s correct. And I’ll give people a slide one or two times. It’s just a pet peeve. I’ve dealt with it for many, many, many years. (Laughs)
Holmes: You’ll let it slide one or two times, but that third time…watch out.
Hurley: (Laughs) Yeah. That’s why I have the nickname “Don Don.” That’s easier for people to remember.

Holmes: Are you a “Survivor” fan?
Hurley: Yes, super.
Holmes: For how long?
Hurley: Since I was young, ten. My grandfather watched the first couple of seasons. I wasn’t really into it though, until 2006. I had a friend and she watched it. I cheered and danced when I was in school, so a lot of the time I was gone when they aired. But, I’ve caught up with all of them thanks to CBS All Access.
Holmes: What kind of dance? Cheer dance?
Hurley: I was a cheerleader. The first male cheerleader in my entire area. Dancer too…only guy. And I did hip-hop dance.
Holmes: So you’re part of a team, learning complex choreography. To me, that says that you’ve got to be good at following directions, doing what’s right for the team, dealing with different personalities.
Hurley: Yeah.
Holmes: That seems like it’d help you on the show.
Hurley: Just being from Eastern Kentucky is going to help me. (Laughs) There’s a bunch of conservative people and I’m…not. I’m definitely someone who just broke free. I came out at the age of 13 as gay. And, I’ve definitely had to maneuver my way socially through the area. Through cheer and dance, that helped. It made some people love me and some people never did give a (expletive deleted) about me. But, that’ll help me in the game.
Holmes: What’s it like growing up as a homosexual in Kentucky?
Hurley: It’s tough.
Holmes: I mean, not that it’s necessarily easy anywhere.
Hurley: (Laughs) Of course not. It’s getting better, but when you get out to those rural areas, the Eastern Kentucky Bible Belt, it’s tough. From a young age I’ve always had a strong mentality. I’ve never really backed down from anything. I’ve always been honest with myself and who I was. I just wanted to share it with the world, whether they liked it or not.
Holmes: Good for you, sometimes it’s hard to be yourself.
Hurley: Thank you.

Holmes: I was going to ask why you think you were cast, but I think I know. You seem like a good-natured, interesting fellow, I’m excited to see you play this game.
Hurley: (Laughs) Thanks.
Holmes: Is there any part of your backstory that you’re going to keep a secret?
Hurley: Hmm…I’m not going to be so open about taking care of my grandmother. I feel like after Jonny Fairplay, anything with the grandma I want to stay away from. Maybe if I get to the final Tribal Council, maybe I’ll pull a Jeremy. Hey, this is the main thing why I’m here.
Holmes: Fairplay ruined it for everyone. You can’t even have a sick grandma anymore.
Hurley: (Laughs) I know!

Holmes: Now Jonathan…damnit.
Hurley: (Laughs) That’s one.
Holmes: (Laughs)
Hurley: I’m joking.
Holmes: No, no. You set up the rules as clear as day. If I hit that third one, you let me have it.
Hurley: (Laughs) I’d never do you like that.
Holmes: I appreciate that. Have you set any ethical boundaries for yourself?
Hurley: I think Varner taught us all a lesson not to cross that line. (Laughs) I’m definitely not going to go that far. But, I’m definitely going to lie. I’m going to cheat and steal. It’s “Survivor” and I may only have one chance to play. Why not go out there and give it hell?
Holmes: Any boundaries as far as flirting?
Hurley: I’ll flirt! Look at all of these beautiful people! I’m not the most attractive, but I’ll be in there.
Holmes: Is there a boyfriend back home that’ll be upset if you’re cozying up to someone?
Hurley: Oh no. I’m single. There aren’t any men where I’m from!

Holmes: You’re in the dark as far as twists, themes. Any guesses?
Hurley: I don’t think we’re doing a “Millennials vs. Gen-X.” We’re all a little young. Who knows? You’ve got to go with the flow. I’ll take it day-by-day.

Holmes: Alright, I’m going to give you two “Survivor” situations. You tell me which one would you rather.
Hurley: OK.
Holmes: Align with a Hillary supporter or a Trump supporter?
Hurley: Trump supporter, I can probably get right down into the mix with them because I’m around them all the time. I can play both, really. I’m a liberal.
Holmes: Steal a vote or eliminate a juror?
Hurley: Steal a vote, you never know when you’d need it.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Hurley: Endurance, I’m not really the strongest guy, but if it’s a balance one, I bet I could do pretty damn good.
Holmes: Yeah, your dance background would serve you well.
Hurley: I’m the graceful type.
Holmes: Like an elegant swan.
Hurley: (Laughs) Yes.
Holmes: Would you rather align with a racist or a sexist?
Hurley: Oh God…that’s a good one. Lord, none of them. But I guess a racist because I’m around a lot of them. I’m not in that mix, I’m open-minded. I’d hate to be associated with either one of them.
Holmes: Voted out first or before final Tribal?
Hurley: Final Tribal! You get the whole experience.
Holmes: Align with an adulterer or a tax cheat?
Hurley: A tax cheat. Maybe I’ll align with Richard someday.
Holmes: (Laughs) Well played. I didn’t realize there were right answers, but apparently you found one. Lose the family challenge or win and have to decide who to take?
Hurley: Win and decide who to take.
Holmes: Caught stealing food or idol hunting?
Hurley: Idol hunting.
Holmes: Align with a super fan or someone who doesn’t watch the show?
Hurley: A super fan because we’d be on the same page. And someone who doesn’t know the game might get off track.
Holmes: This last one is a waste of both of our time, but I’m going to ask it anyway; dance challenge or karaoke challenge?
Hurley: Karaoke.
Holmes: Really?! You’re a dancer!
Hurley: I can burn karaoke up. I was always told I can’t sing, but I love entertaining. But in seventh grade I wanted to be a part of a musical and they said, “You’re not going to be in this musical, you’re too flamboyant. You can’t really sing.”
Holmes: Umm…I’ve done some musicals in my day and being flamboyant has never been a problem.
Hurley: (Laughs) But when I was a junior they had this competition based off of “American Idol.” They went to each school in the region and if you won at your school you got to go to the regional competition. I tied for first against a hell of a singer and got to go and perform at the regional competition and it was like a big middle finger to all of them.

Holmes: What kind of first impression do you think you put out there?
Hurley: Probably weak cause I’m small compared to most of these guys. They might think I’m a hillbilly. Hopefully they think I’m a nice guy.

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Donathan a picture of each of the competitors and asked him to share his first impressions.

	LIBBY Hurley: I love her. She reminds me of my best friend. That’s one connection I can make with her. “Girl, you remind me of my girl back home.” She could be the Parvati, she could be the big flirt.
	ANGELA Hurley: Mom. I see a mom. I observe her and she’s got a little twang to her when she’s listening to her headphones and I like that.
	CHELSEA Hurley: I don’t really get a vibe from her. She’s really reserved.
	JENNA Hurley: She kind of reminds me of Ivanka Trump when you look at her really close.
	GONZALEZ Hurley: Once again, really reserved. I can see her looking at the other guys though.
	STEPHANIE Hurley: I love her. She’s a big, life-of-the-party personality. I see her walk and she’s got that big hair flying…that’s my type of people.
	MORGAN Hurley: She’s really reserved towards me. She reminds me of a corporate, business-type of person.
	LAUREL Hurley: Love her, I hope she’s like Michaela, one of those big personalities. There aren’t many African Americans where I’m from and I’ve always wanted a good African American friend. She’s right down my alley.
	KELLYN Hurley: She seems fun, maybe a little bit quirky. She’s got a big smile on her face. She probably does something in the business area as well.
	DESIREE Hurley: Love her. She reminds me of that singer from the ‘90s who sings that…”You know it feels so good.” Holmes: No idea what you’re singing. Hurley: (Laughs) She seems like fun from watching her at Ponderosa.
	BRADLEY Hurley: I think he’s my biggest competition out here. I see him observing, I see him making eyes at everybody. But, I like him.
	BRENDAN Hurley: Hot, he’s my type. Seems laid-back, down-to-Earth. Holmes: What is your type? Hurley: (Laughs) I’ll tell you when we get to him.
	CHRIS Hurley: There’s the Calvin Klein model. He’s very attractive, I’ve caught him praying. So, he’s got a religious background. That’s what I was raised around and I have no problem with religion. Maybe we can connect.
	SEBASTIAN Hurley: I don’t want to be stereotypical about him, but there are so many island guys. They make mistakes, they’re air-headed. I don’t want to be like that with him because I’ve seen him since the finals. He seems like he could be a well-rounded person.
	WENDELL Hurley: I like him too, I just wish he would look at me more. He’s really into his self in a way. I can’t tell if he just doesn’t like me.
	JACOB Hurley: I like him too. He has a big personality, I can tell from his smile. I don’t know if he’s gay or not. I kinda get that from him. But, I don’t want to say that to him. He seems like someone who would be fun to be around.
	JAMES Hurley: There’s my type! He’s very exotic. I’ve seen him since finals.
	MICHAEL Hurley: I think that’s the other Calvin Klein model. They look so built and so fresh. I’d use him as a meat shield.
	DOMENICK Hurley: Has to be the Jersey Shore kind of guy. He’s so quiet, but he cracked a really good joke. He might have a really good sense of humor and that’s one way to get on my side.

Don’t miss the season premiere of “Survivor: Ghost Island” – Wednesday, February 28, 2018 at 8 pm ET.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Laurel Johnson
Age: 29
Hometown: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Current residence: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Occupation: Financial Consultant

Laurel Johnson: Do you know the theme?
Gordon Holmes: I do.
Johnson: I can’t figure it out, I feel like I should know it by now. I should bribe you with something.
Holmes: What’ve you got?
Johnson: What do you like?
Holmes: Keeping my job.
Johnson: (Laughs)
Holmes: Any guesses as to what it is?
Johnson: I don’t feel good about it. I feel like there are a lot of athletes and a lot of fans. I was thinking Superstars vs. Super Fans. But, that feels like Brains vs. Beauty vs. Brawn. I also feel like people are repping their cities hard. A Brooklyn shirt or an Oregon hat…so maybe it’s location based? And it drives me crazy because I feel like I should know.
Holmes: Does it make it worse that I know?
Johnson: It does!

Holmes: Why do you think you were cast?
Johnson: I think I’m a triple threat. I want to see if I can win. I’m smart, athletic, and I know the game. I think they want to see if I can back up all of the talk that I’ve been talking.
Holmes: You know the game, you’re a huge Gordon Holmes fan, which is a plus.
Johnson: Of course. You’re my idol.
Holmes: How long have you been watching the show?
Johnson: Day one, season one. My whole family, it’s our family show. We don’t live together, but we’ll call together after the show.
Holmes: Is the family still in Philadelphia?
Johnson: My parents are, my brother and sister have dispersed.
Holmes: Who knows you’re here?
Johnson: My immediately family. So, my brother, my sister, my mom, my dad, and my boyfriend.
Holmes: How excited are they?
Johnson: They are pumped. I was almost on season 33, but I got cut at the last second.
Holmes: Jerks.
Johnson: I know. We were pretty sad about it.
Holmes: Who is your family visit?
Johnson: My older brother.
Holmes: After you win you two need to Blood vs. Water it.
Johnson: He’d love it!

Holmes: Is there anything that isn’t in your bio that I should know about? Have you killed a drifter? Are you the leader of a drug ring?
Johnson: No skeletons in the closet.
Holmes: Anything positive in there that we should know? I don’t know why I went negative with that.
Johnson: (Laughs) I feel like I was pretty honest.

Holmes: Have you set any moral boundaries as far as lying, cheating, stealing?
Johnson: I have no boundaries. I’m not the most outdoorsy person, what I like is the game part. I don’t need to camp, I’m not here for the adventure or meet new people. I’m here to play the game and win. I don’t want to be out here if I’m not going to win. I’ll leave my morals at the door.
Holmes: See, it’s one thing to sit here and say, I’m going to lie to nineteen hypothetical people. It’s another to lie to Laurel who helped me when I was sad on day five.
Johnson: I think you have to remember that it’s a game. They can be your best friend out here, but they’re your best friend that you’ve known for less than 40 days. I think keeping that in mind; you’re playing for your family. And if you’re not willing to lie to help your family, you’re helping their family. I think for me, it’s keeping the game in the game and real life in real life.
Holmes: Shame you weren’t cast in season 33, because they were like, “You stabbed someone in the back? Awesome!”
Johnson: (Laughs) Great job! But, the minorities did not fare well in that season.
Holmes: Yeah, I remember talking to Michaela about that and she made some good points about people being naturally more comfortable around people who look like them. It’s unfortunate.
Johnson: Yeah.
Holmes: Is there any way to counter that?
Johnson: I think you just have to do your best to be liked. Let people see you for who you are. I’m hoping to make friends quickly. I’m going to be likable and be someone they’re going to want to have around camp.

Holmes: Is there any part of your backstory that you’re going to lie about?
Johnson: I don’t think so. I’m going to have so many strategic lies, that I feel like it’ll be easier if I’m not having to lie about my personal life. People will know I’m smart. They’ll see me in challenges and know I’m athletic. I’d rather not have to worry about those lies.

Holmes: You mentioned a boyfriend.
Johnson: Yes.
Holmes: Will that cut down on any flirting out here or do you have an understanding?
Johnson: He told me I can do whatever it takes to win. I’m hoping I don’t have to go there. So, no I don’t think so.

Holmes: Alright, I’ll give you two “Survivor” situations, you tell me which one you prefer.
Johnson: OK.
Holmes: I probably already know this one; align with a Hillary supporter or align with a Trump supporter?
Johnson: (Laughs) Hillary supporter. I think I’d work better with a like-minded person.
Holmes: Uneducated Republicans is one of your pet peeves. Any worries about running into some of them out here?
Johnson: I’m a democrat, I don’t hide that. I feel like there are a lot of people who are bashing the healthcare law without really knowing what it’s about. So, I respect everyone’s opinion if they know what they’re talking about.
Holmes: Steal a vote or eliminate a juror?
Johnson: I hate both of those twists. They’re hard to play. Eliminate a juror. I’d rather just have that in my favor than worrying about when to steal a vote.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Johnson: Word puzzle.
Holmes: Align with a racist or a sexist?
Johnson: I guess a sexist. (Laughs)
Holmes: This question has a very different meaning to you than it does to others.
Johnson: (Laughs) It’s a lose/lose situation!
Holmes: Why a sexist?
Johnson: I think if a guy is a sexist, he thinks that men are great and women are bad. I think I can work with that. Whereas with a racist, you can’t really win those people over.
Holmes: It could be a Rudy and Richard situation. He didn’t like gay people and then they became best buds.
Johnson: That’s true.
Holmes: Voted out first or before final Tribal?
Johnson: Before final Tribal, that means you’re the biggest threat.
Holmes: Align with an adulterer or a tax cheat?
Johnson: A tax cheat…adulterers are gross. Tax cheat, make your money, I can respect that.
Holmes: Lose the family challenge or win and decide who to take?
Johnson: I want to win. I want to see my brother out here. It’s a powerful thing if you can bring people along with you.
Holmes: Caught stealing food or caught searching for an idol?
Johnson: Searching for an idol. I think that’s more forgivable.
Holmes: Align with a super fan or someone who doesn’t watch the show?
Johnson: A super fan, but someone who knows it a little less well than me. I don’t want a wild card who goes rogue because she doesn’t watch the show.
Holmes: Dance challenge or karaoke challenge?
Johnson: I’d go karaoke.
Holmes: What’s your go-to song?
Johnson: Usher…Eminem…I can bust out “Lose Yourself” pretty well.
Holmes: (Laughs) Did you ever hear the story that Probst rapped that to the cast of “Redemption Island?”
Johnson: (Laughs) I heard that. That’s amazing. He hasn’t rapped to us yet. But there’s time.

Holmes: What kind of first impression do you think you make?
Johnson: I think people think I’m really athletic. I’ve tried to be friendly at Ponderosa. So, I hope I come off as welcoming. I have these glasses on, so I hope I don’t look too smart.
Holmes: Nobody has ever thinks I’m too smart.
Johnson: (Laughs)
Holmes: Must be because I don’t wear glasses.
Johnson: The glasses work wonders.

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Laurel a picture of each of the competitors and asked her to share her first impressions.

	LIBBY Johnson: Beautiful…but not a threat. I don’t know if she knows what she’s getting into.
	ANGELA Johnson: A little cold. She’s been self-isolating. She doesn’t smile a lot.
	CHELSEA Johnson: I think first to go. Not a fan.
	JENNA Johnson: She’s hogging the hammock at Ponderosa. All day swinging on the hammock. She’s in good shape, but I want to swing in the hammock and I can’t. Holmes: So when you vote, you fold the parchment, and just say… Johnson: This is for the hammock. (Laughs)
	GONZALEZ Johnson: Beautiful, but not sure if she’s in the right place. She comes in everyday with full hair and full makeup done. It’s too much. If she’s on my tribe I’d keep her around because I think she’d be easy to beat.
	STEPHANIE Johnson: Flirty. She’s been smiling at everyone. She’s bubbly.
	MORGAN Johnson: In great shape. Also really nice and friendly.
	KELLYN Johnson: I really like her. I feel like we’ve vibed with our glances. I’m hoping we’re on the same tribe.
	DESIREE Johnson: I like her. I think she’s a city girl so she might be a little out of place. Not that I’m the most outdoorsy.
	BRADLEY Johnson: He seems really smart. I think he knows the game well. Might have to get him out early.
	BRENDAN Johnson: I like him. He wears a wedding band, I’d like to be friends with him.
	CHRIS Johnson: He’s like a model. Perfectly tanned, perfectly toned. He’s got the blonde hair. Surfer bro type…not my style…but helpful in challenges.
	SEBASTIAN Johnson: Beautiful hair. He has better hair than most of the girls. I feel like he was plucked from somewhere and doesn’t know what he’s doing. Probably not long for the game.
	WENDELL Johnson: I like him, he’s been jamming out to music the whole time. Seems like he’s having a lot of fun. I think he’ll be friendly and a jokester.
	JACOB Johnson: I love him. I hope we can work together. He’s a super fan. His eyes have lit up every time we go somewhere.
	JAMES Johnson: He seems dangerous. He’s super fit. He’s been reading big novels. He’s smart and athletic and maybe a big threat.
	MICHAEL Johnson: I can’t get a read on him. I keep forgetting that he’s here. He must hide in the corners of something.
	DONATHAN Johnson: I like him. He’s also been very open and smiley. I get a good vibe from him.
	DOMENICK Johnson: Kind of a frat bro kind of guy. East coast, maybe a Jersey guy. He’s a bit of a wild card.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Gordon Holmes: You and I have been doing this since 2008.
Jeff Probst: Wow!
Holmes: I know. And like any relationship, you have to switch things up from time to time. So, I challenged myself to come up with seven “Survivor” questions you have never been asked before.
Probst: Wow…
Holmes: I get that you’ve done 36 seasons worth of interviews…
Probst: This is tough for you.
Holmes: Right?
Probst: I have no pressure.
Holmes: And if I ask one you’ve heard before, let me know. And I’ll hate myself.
Probst: You’ve got it.

Holmes: Would you ever cast a hypnotist? Seems like an unfair advantage.
Probst: Never been asked. Here’s the thing. I did a talk show and we had a hypnotist on and I thought he was full of (expletive deleted). I didn’t believe anyone was hypnotized. I felt like they were faking it out of peer pressure. And I was humiliated during the show because I thought he was a fraud and if I told him he was a fraud, that’s not a very nice thing. So…I’m a little creeped out by hypnotists. So, I’m going to say no.

Holmes: If aliens landed in New York City while you’re filming in Fiji, do you tell the cast?
Probst: Wow! Never been asked that question. Actual aliens?
Holmes: Verified, actual aliens.
Probst: If CBS tells us to keep shooting, first of all, I’m going to say, “Really?! I have a family at home with aliens?!” And if they were sure it was OK, I would not tell the cast.

Holmes: If I could talk to animals, would that be too much of an unfair advantage for me to play the game?
Probst: Oh, that would be fantastic. We would put you on the show despite the fact that you’ve been out here for a decade. Three for three, never been asked that question.

Holmes: “Survivor” is old enough to drive. What kind of car would “Survivor” drive?
Probst: (Laughs) Never been asked that. “Survivor” would change its car quite often. Right now it’s driving a Chevelle with big chrome rims, wide tires, a nice leather interior, and a big steering wheel. No power steering and a big old engine.

Holmes: Why haven’t we seen a politician on “Survivor”?
Probst: Never been asked that, five for five. That’s a really good question. In the ultimate, social, politicking game…there’s never been a politician. Maybe they know something the others don’t?

Holmes: You’ve cast forty Robs, three dozen Johns, never one Gordon. Why not?
Probst: Never been asked that. We don’t like the name. It’s been our history that guys named Gordon, they’re not reliable. They’re not interesting. They lack creativity. They’re bad storytellers. It’s just the name. Say it.
Holmes: I’d rather not.
Probst: Gor…don.
Holmes: Preaching to the choir, man. I’m the third one in my family. My wife, if we have a son, she wants a fourth.
Probst: Ugh…
Holmes: I’m trying to talk her into something like, “Benry.”
Probst: (Laughs) There ya go.

Holmes: Last question.
Probst: (Pounds the table like a drumroll.)
Holmes: If I gave you a “Men In Black”-style mind eraser and allowed you to erase the minds of an entire cast and have them play again from scratch, which cast would it be?
Probst: Wow…never had that question. That’s a good one. That’s a hard one… Like five seasons came up immediately. I definitely want to see “Millennials vs. Gen-X” again because I feel like it was the most culturally relevant season. Like you were really watching the future teach the past why they’re the past. Young blood leaning forward, old blood leaning back. I’d love to see the “Second Chance” crew play again. I’ve never seen a season as pure as that. People wanted to play. Returning players who didn’t give us any grief. They were truly grateful. They earned it and they played hard. I loved both “Fans vs. Favorites,” “Heroes vs. Villains.” Oh…”Pearl Islands” that was a poignant turning point for us with Rupert and Fairplay and Sandra.
Holmes: Have you ever looked into bringing and entire cast back for a rematch?
Probst: We’ve talked about it.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Jacob Derwin
Age: 22
Hometown: Merrick, New York
Current residence: Brooklyn, New York
Occupation: Music Teacher

Gordon Holmes: Robin Williams is one of your inspirations in life. He always struck me as a comedian who didn’t know how to pull back. He was always going a mile a minute. That could be a problem out here.
Jacob Derwin: The example I always say is I watched “Aladdin” so many times as a kid. When I was little. I’m only 22…so…
Holmes: When I was little…like last year.
Derwin: (Laughs)
Holmes: For the record, those are the same jokes I make to (“Hollywood Reporter” writer) Josh Wigler.
Derwin: I’m excited to talk to him too! Literally the Genie is my sense of humor. I’m going to reel it back because I don’t want to annoy people. But if I had my way I’d be constantly referencing everything, making as many voices as possible. The ability to be family friendly, and then turn around and do a stand-up special where he pretends to (expletive deleted) things with his water bottle. That stuff is unbelievable to me.

Holmes: You also say that you’re charming to some and punchable to others. I think the ability to know when you’re punchable is key out here.
Derwin: Absolutely. The ability to reel it in is really important. I know I can never stop talking sometimes. So, knowing when to shut up is a big deal. And luckily, we’ve been together for a few days and I feel like for the most part when you smile at people they smile back. When you laugh at something, they look and laugh back. When you make a funny noise, they seem like they want to have a communal experience. So, as long as there is a general environment and feel of “I want to have fun with this” I’ll be fine. If things start getting like, “I just want to lay on the beach with these hot chicks…” we’re not going to get along. I know I’m going to be the dorky kid that they’re going to want to punch in the face.
Holmes: Good thing there aren’t any lockers around here.
Derwin: (Laughs) I haven’t fit in a locker in many years.
Holmes: (Laughs) I am sitting here picturing you at Ponderosa making funny noises.
Derwin: (Laughs) Honestly! I literally made a fart noise at one point and three different people got the giggles. Good! Beautiful!
Holmes: If I ever reach an age where I can’t laugh at a fart, just take me out. Snuff my torch.
Derwin: Yup, doesn’t matter anymore. I agree so much.

Holmes: You are a “Survivor” blogger?
Derwin: Yes.
Holmes: I don’t understand why anyone would choose to write about this horrific show.
Derwin: (Laughs)
Holmes: So, obviously you’re a super fan?
Derwin: Yes.
Holmes: It seems like the super fans have been having some success lately.
Derwin: I honestly think that’s how I got on the show. I introduced myself to Probst as the next in the evolution of the nerdy “Survivor” player. We’ve had a lot of great ones. Adam’s a great example. Maybe another young, 20-something Jewish kid can pull this off.
Holmes: And he just smoked me in the Power Rankings.
Derwin: He knows this game. I can’t even say I’m that good. Some people know how the edits work, I don’t. I went to Broadcast Journalism school, so I know to a point. I understand pacing and storytelling. But I pay more attention to the people than the screen time that they get. That stuff I’m not great at, even though I write a prediction blog. I’ve been watching this since I was four.
Holmes: Are you going to keep the blogging a secret?
Derwin: I’m afraid at least one or two people can figure it out. I’m assuming they were looking up every blog to prepare. To find me in particular is very hard because you have to go to a very specific blog on a niche site. You have to go to my bio and look for my picture. If you can find that, then good on them. We can talk about it. I don’t think it’ll be an issue. I’m not going to bring it up.
Holmes: Is there anything else about your backstory that you’re going to change or keep a secret?
Derwin: It depends on everybody else. This looks like a really young cast to me. Is anyone under 35? Maybe some people just look good for their ages. I was going to lie about my age because I feel like a lot of times I’m a kid compared to some of these people. They probably don’t want to lose to a kid.

Note: A CBS representative swings by to deliver Gordon’s lunch.

Holmes: Important question; who is your favorite CBS representative? And why is it Chrissy?
Derwin: (Laughs) Well, she brings chicken sandwiches.
Holmes: She does.
Derwin: And chips that I can’t quite make out the flavor.
Holmes: Sour cream and onion.
Derwin: Nice! I’ve seen some pretty weird flavors in the snack box. There was a straight-up chicken flavor and I think a balsamic vinegar flavor. I don’t know if I’d be into that.
Holmes: You have 39 days to think about it. Back to your age.
Derwin: Yeah, I’m lying about my age. I’m going to check. If people say they’re 21, then I have no problem with my age. And I just turned 22 two days ago.
Holmes: Happy birthday!
Derwin: Thank you. But if I am a younger person here, I’ll say I’m 26.
Holmes: The beard helps.
Derwin: Yeah, and when I lose the beard I look 15. But all the producers thought I was older.
Holmes: I’m picturing one of those rewards where you get a night on a boat and you shower and shave. And you get back to the beach and you’re like…
Derwin and Holmes: “Oh (expletive deleted).”
Derwin: Other than that, I don’t think anyone’s going to care about my job. Teaching religious music to kids? That’s not a threat.

Holmes: You’re a hardcore fan. I’m assuming you have no problems lying, cheating, or stealing.
Derwin: I’m going to start slow. I know me and I’m scared that I’m going to hit the beach and I’m going to go too far too fast. I’m already not athletic. I already have enough things going against me. The last thing I need to be is annoying…or over strategizing and sneaky. I’m not going to lie for the sake of lying. I’ll use it to propel myself forward or to get myself out of trouble.
Holmes: There’s usually a good reason why someone’s first. They’re an (expletive deleted), they don’t help, they’re abrasive, they go too fast. Just don’t be that person.
Derwin: Watching “Game Changers” where Ciera went out first because she said a name first. That scares me a little bit. We haven’t seen 35 yet and people tend to play like the last season they saw. So, there’s going to be people here who try to emulate Sarah. I’m being very cautious of who people are trying to emulate.
Holmes: Are you open to flirting to get ahead?
Derwin: (Laughs)
Holmes: I’m trying to set a behavioral baseline. Everyone gets these questions.
Derwin: I haven’t had a girlfriend in a while. So, I’m not an expert in that. People have called me “Flirty.” I’m a loving person. People like to be complimented, not in a creepy way. There’s a girl here whose eyebrows cut you when you look at them. And I’m sure she worked her ass off make them look that way. So, when I talk to her, I’ll probably say, “Your eyebrows look ridiculously amazing. My sister plucked mine before I came out here.” Some people might call that flirting, but I’m just trying to make people feel like they can talk to me. I am openly nice to people.

Holmes: You’re in the dark as far as twists and themes. What do you think you’re up against?
Derwin: Coming in I thought it was “Millennials vs. Gen-X 2.” But I think the cast is too young. I don’t know. Maybe “Survivor: Insert Island Chain”

Holmes: Are you having any “Survivor” stress dreams?
Derwin: Ever since I was four. Honestly, not really. I’ve practiced everything I can practice. I’ve tied and untied knots. I’ve thought about strategy and gameplay. I’ve worked on myself. I’ve lost 30 pounds. I’ve probably never been in a better spot in my life to come out here and do well.

Holmes: Has this been everything you thought it would be?
Derwin: Just being out here is so…
Holmes: No no no…is this (motions to himself) everything you dreamed it would be.
Derwin: (Laughs) It’s a grand old time. I’ll admit I was excited to meet you.
Holmes: Flattery, my friend, will get you everywhere. Well, you know I like my games.
Derwin: Yes.
Holmes: It’s pretty sweet. I sit back and you do all the work. I’ll give you two “Survivor” situations. You tell me which one you would prefer.
Derwin: Oh no.
Holmes: Yeah, too bad. Would you rather align with a Hillary supporter or a Trump supporter?
Derwin: I voted for Clinton, so that’s an easy question. And Trump supporters are not always the most together.
Holmes: Steal a vote or eliminate a juror?
Derwin: Wow…I hope neither are in play. Steal a vote has not worked. I’d rather eliminate a juror.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Derwin: Word puzzles are my thing.
Holmes: Align with a racist or a sexist?
Derwin: No answer is going to be good.
Holmes: I’m not saying you like these people.
Derwin: I feel like I could maybe get the racist to work on himself where the sexist I don’t know if I can do a lot about it.
Holmes: Voted out first or right before final Tribal?
Derwin: Before final Tribal. My nightmare scenario is getting voted out first. I’m here for the experience and it’d be a real bummer to only get to do it for three days.
Holmes: Align with a tax cheat or an adulterer?
Derwin: (Laughs) Does anyone pick the adulterer?
Holmes: I can’t say. I’m not Martin (Jacob’s blogging partner) out here spoiling stuff. I’m focused on the integrity of this game.
Derwin: (Laughs) I’ll go with the tax cheat.
Holmes: Lose the family challenge or win and have to decide who to take?
Derwin: Lose and my Dad’s going to hate me for saying that. I didn’t tell him that, because he’s my guy. I didn’t tell him that I’m going to throw that challenge. Well, I probably don’t need to throw it. Best case is to get picked by the winner so you’re not to blame.
Holmes: Watch the challenge is like, play some Jewish religious music.
Derwin: Or it’s a Tower of Hanoi. I can do that in about ten seconds. To be fair, if they present me with a challenge that’s that easy. I’ll just win it. But in general I don’t want to win the family visit.
Holmes: Caught stealing food or caught idol hunting?
Derwin: People have stolen food and gotten away with it. I’ll say stealing food.
Holmes: Align with a super fan or someone who doesn’t watch the show?
Derwin: I was wondering if it’s “Survivor: Super Fans” because why else would I be here?
Holmes: You’ve got 20 Max Dawsons running around.
Derwin: (Laughs) Well, when you play with people who know the game, you can kind of predict what they’re going to do. They’re going to make the best decision. Whereas if you’re with new players, they could be like, “He’s the only one who knows how the game works. Get him!” I think I’d rather play with a bunch of super fans.
Holmes: Dance challenge or karaoke?
Derwin: Karaoke! You kidding me? I can belt out something fun.
Holmes: What’s your go-to jam?
Derwin: “I Only Want to Be With You” by Hootie and the Blowfish.

Holmes: What do you think people think of you when they first see you.
Derwin: I hope the first impression of me is he’s a funny, goofy guy that I can have a good time with. I’m concerned that there are a few people here who are thinking, “Look at that pudgy guy. He looks kind of klutzy. We should get rid of him early.” And people assume if you’re not in great shape that you’re a schemer and that’s how you got on the show. I’ve been looking around, I’ve been taking notes in my notebook…
Holmes: I’ve been twisting my mustache.
Derwin: No, I trimmed it before I got here.
Holmes: What the hell kind of villain are you?
Derwin: I don’t think I’m a villain. But, I’m worried they’ll think I’m an evil genius and try to get rid of me before I get into their brains.

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Jacob a picture of each of the competitors and asked him to share his first impressions.

	LIBBY Derwin: She’s like the most typical looking “Survivor” bikini babe I’ve ever seen in my life. And she seems sweet and she’s been reading a Malcolm Gladwell book at Ponderosa. So, she’s clearly not an idiot or trying to not look like an idiot. Holmes: And she’s holding it right-side up? Derwin: Yes! She is reading it. Holmes: OK, that’s good. Derwin: So, she clearly has a brain in her head. She’s making eyebrow looks at too many people. She does it to everyone. I’m a little afraid there are going to be a couple of boneheads who are going to get wrapped around her finger.
	ANGELA Derwin: I haven’t got a great read on her. She’s not expressive. She’s been in her coloring book or walking around. Maybe she’s a little paranoid.
	CHELSEA Derwin: Eyebrows! I saw her in casting and I didn’t think much of her. Look at your fake red hair. And then we got here and she’s reading “Game of Thrones” and I’m thinking, “Wait! I’m reading a Patrick Rothfuss book! Wait!” Every time I see her reading, I take my book and try to get her attention. Holmes: Be my best friend! Derwin: I think she might be a really cool person and I feel bad for judging her during finals.
	JENNA Derwin: When we got to the airport, she was wearing a black shirt with a dragon on the back. I was thinking, Daughter of Coach. And she’s very stoic. She doesn’t smile a lot. She scares me a little bit. She seems strong. I don’t think I want to work with her immediately. She might be too controlling.
	GONZALEZ Derwin: She seems sweet. She seems pouty. She seems like the kind of person who will happily laugh with you at your misfortunes. But, the moment something happens to her it ain’t funny. She knocked something into me in the airport and we laughed over it. But, she’s always under the fan at Ponderosa. I don’t know if she totally knows what she’s getting into.
	STEPHANIE Derwin: I love her. Great energy. Super bubbly and I don’t think she’s faking it.
	MORGAN Derwin: I like her too. She’s reading a lot. Seems like she’s educated and smart. She smiles at me when I smile at her.
	LAUREL Derwin: She’s cool. She seems strong, she has muscles, she’s tall. I don’t have a great read on who she is.
	KELLYN Derwin: She reminds me of my more bookish friends. We had a moment over tea at Ponderosa. I think we have a lot in common.
	DESIREE Derwin: She’s cool. She reminds me of some of the people I worked with when I worked at a college radio station.
	BRADLEY Derwin: Definitely a fellow super fan. I think he’s worried about his ability to communicate because he’s reading a book called “The Sympathizer.” I don’t know what’s in that book, it could be a fiction thing.
	BRENDAN Derwin: He was wearing a Sub Pop shirt and a Third Man Records shirt and I’m a huge music guy. I know all about those labels. So, if he’s involved or if he’s a fan of that stuff we’ll be able to connect. He’s very stoic. He walks slowly. He takes his time.
	CHRIS Derwin: Yup…yup…wait this isn’t the guy with the “Honor” tattoo. There are two guys here with the same bodies and different heads. Holmes: There was a sale on those bodies. Derwin: Scared that he’ll lead a charge against the not pretty people.
	SEBASTIAN Derwin: (Laughs) This is the most typical “Survivor”-looking person. Holmes: I can’t believe you come out here and are shocked that people that look like they belong on “Survivor” end up on “Survivor.” Derwin: (Laughs) I know! You always expect one and he’s the one. He sells surfboards in California somewhere. You have an eight-pack and he and the girl that is reading the Gladwell book are always sitting at the same table.
	WENDELL Derwin: Don’t have a great read on him. He seems cool, he seems nice. He’s in great shape. We have similar hair. (Laughs)
	JAMES Derwin: I might’ve found this guy online before the show. I did a lot of searching between finals and coming out here, I spent hours online. Holmes: How would you even get their names? Derwin: Avatars. I see who’s following who. Who’s following people on the show. I scroll and scroll until I see someone familiar. He was a little different. At finals I had a thought that he was a runner because he has a runner’s body. My cousin’s a tri-athlete. I started looking up runners and I think he’s a track and field guy from Harvard. If that’s the case, great. He seems like a graceful dude. I’d love to work with him. But he’d kick my ass in the end.
	MICHAEL Derwin: He’s probably my age. Another strong guy, who I don’t know if he has a personality or not.
	DONATHAN Derwin: This is a big super fan. We’re the people out here who aren’t in the best shape. He seems really pumped. He’s looking at everything with a little awe in his eyes.
	DOMENICK Derwin: When I saw him at finals and they asked me who’s going to win if it’s not you. I said him. He has these moments where he’s super reserved. But the moment he starts communicating, you want to be around him. When we were casting, he gave this big swipe of the brow and we all chuckled. He has a way to get a crowd on his side.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Libby Vincek
Age: 24
Hometown: Houston, Texas
Current residence: Houston, Texas
Occupation: Social Media Strategist

Gordon Holmes: There is a rumor that you’ve worked at Disney World.
Libby Vincek: Let’s just say I work in a very magical place and get to help put lots of smiles on guests faces.
Holmes: You must have some amazing stories.
Vincek: It really allows you to see people in a light that a lot of people don’t get to see. They’re very vulnerable. It’s their dream to meet their favorite characters and see why these parks are so magical. So, getting to see their faces when they do get to meet someone and experience the magic like that is very wonderful.
Holmes: That’s really interesting. I always thought I’d want to be a mall Santa for a day. Just to see that magic.
Vincek: Awww…kids have the coolest personalities. They have these great ideas. They have such creative minds.
Holmes: What’s the funniest thing a kid has said to you?
Vincek: I asked a kid to tell me a joke and she said, “Spaghetti doctor.” (Laughs) And one little boy, I told him he seemed like a very brave guard. And he told me, “I’ll protect you from all the dragons! I’m a dragon slayer back home.” I think the best part is when you get to meet people and their last wish ever is to visit these magical destinations, and you get to see them fulfill that childhood dream of theirs.
Holmes: So, we’re going to be a Santa and Mrs. Claus at a mall someday. And then start a band called “Spaghetti Doctor.”
Vincek: Yes! The elves can be our backup.

Holmes: Your politics are that of a true Southern girl. What does that mean?
Vincek: I’d like to say that I’m a conservative Christian girl. It’s pretty stereotypical. But, growing up and traveling all around, working in sales, you’re exposed to a lot of different people and you gain respect for people with different beliefs and faiths. Going to school, one of my friends, she doesn’t believe in God. I’m very firm in my beliefs, and some things I do disagree on, but I am open to people and have respect for people who have strong beliefs that are the opposite. I don’t firmly believe that all of my beliefs are how everybody should live. This world is built around people with different beliefs.
Holmes: We’re in a weird political climate now where it seems like there’s little debate, it’s just anger.
Vincek: The people that believe that you’re wrong, it’s like you’re wrong!
Holmes: You’re wrong and you’re evil.
Vincek: You’re not the person I thought you were.
Holmes: “Survivor” is a reflection of society. Are you going to keep your beliefs close to your vest?
Vincek: I would like to say, if I’m with people who disagree with me, I’m going to show them the respect that they deserve. If they don’t show me the respect that I deserve…the way that you’re treating me is the way you think I deserve to be treated. I’m not going to be around someone who’s going to bully me for what I believe. But, timing is everything and if she’s telling me that I’m stupid and God is wrong and she’s part of alliance that I need to be a part of? That’s the bad part of the game.

Holmes: Are there any parts of your background that you’re going to keep a secret?
Vincek: I’m not going to bring up my work at Disney. When you sign on with Disney, you promise not to ruin the magic of the parks. I feel like there is more to me than just being a Disney cast member, but I have definitely developed a lot of social skills from my time there that will help me in the game.

Holmes: Are you a big fan of the show?
Vincek: Yeah! I mean, we have a super fan, fro man. I can tell he’s a fan. But I wouldn’t say I’m a super fan. In preparing for this, you have to know the show. And I’ve gained this love for it. And I’m thinking, “Wow, God…you’ve been preparing me this whole time for something like this.” My entire life has been building to something extreme like this.

Holmes: Have you set any boundaries as far as lying, cheating, stealing?
Vincek: I’m not going to be a bully. I’m not going to be hurtful. We have to lie in this game. You can’t lie the entire time to everybody or you won’t win. But, there’s a way in this game to know when to lie. You have to learn when you can let your guard down a little bit. I feel like that’s what makes a good winner; someone who knows their limits. And you don’t have to be cruel and bully people to be on top. Those are my limits.
Holmes: What about flirting?
Vincek: If you have to flirt, you’ve got to flirt.
Holmes: Are you single and ready to mingle?
Vincek: Single girl! And ready to mingle.

Holmes: You guys are in the dark as far as twists and themes. What do you think is going on here?
Vincek: It’s hard. Every time I’m like, “How did you think of that?” All I can think of is physical challenges. Make us jump out of a plane.

Holmes: Are the nerves getting to you? Any “Survivor” stress dreams?
Vincek: Yes! I had to eat a pig intestine and Jeff was like staring at me like, “Can you eat it, Libby?” And I was like, “Yes I can!” He said, “I don’t think you can.” And he was just staring at me. And I woke up and was thinking, “Does Jeff think I can’t do this?!” Was he second guessing me? But, he definitely believes in me.
Holmes: We did that once with a scorpion. And you just psych yourself out, but once you’re doing it…you kinda just do it.
Vincek: What was it like eating a scorpion?
Holmes: It actually wasn’t that bad. But I know they’ll do stuff worse than that.
Vincek: They wouldn’t make us eat anything that would hurt us.
Holmes: Right, they don’t want that. They want you running around on the beach, not hunched over in the shelter.
Vincek: Exactly.

Holmes: Alright, I’m going to give you two “Survivor” scenarios. You tell me which one you would rather do.
Vincek: OK.
Holmes: Align with a Hillary supporter or a Trump supporter?
Vincek: I’d rather align with a Hillary supporter because opposites attract.
Holmes: Would you rather steal a vote or eliminate a juror?
Vincek: Steal a vote.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Vincek: Endurance challenge.
Holmes: Align with a racist or a sexist?
Vincek: Um…a racist.
Holmes: Voted out first or before final Tribal?
Vincek: Before final Tribal.
Holmes: Align with an adulterer or a tax cheat.
Vincek: Tax cheat.
Holmes: Lose the family challenge or win and have to decide who to take?
Vincek: Lose the family challenge. That’s that big moment that all alliances explode. My sister, I’d fall to the ground. She’s my best friend. But I told her, “I’m not going to try to win this thing.
Holmes: Caught stealing food or caught idol hunting?
Vincek: Hunting for an idol. Food is precious.
Holmes: Align with a super fan or someone who doesn’t watch the show.
Vincek: Super fan.
Holmes: Dance challenge or karaoke challenge?
Vincek: Dance challenge.

Holmes: What kind of first impression do you think you make?
Vincek: I feel like the group thinks I’m nice. I smile a lot. I feel like they’ve put that, pretty girl, she’s nice, that whole persona.
Holmes: So you think you’re really pretty.
Vincek: (Laughs) Alright.
Holmes: If you give me a chance to quote Regina George from “Mean Girls,” I’m going to take it.
Vincek: (Laughs) OK, Regina. No, I think that that has definitely come across to some people. I don’t like to pay attention to that. If you like me, like me for my heart. I really do believe in that. But peoples’ first impression is that she’s pretty full of herself. She thinks she’s pretty. She’s nice, but she might be fake. But, I want people to know that they can trust me. It’s going to be hard because I’m not going to trust them. But, I’m a small-town girl, I get my hands dirty, I hunt and I fish. I can make fire. And I’m excited to prove that. I’m not going to throw it in anybody’s face.

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Libby a picture of each of her competitors and asked her to share her first impressions.

	ANGELA Vincek: With her…I would say a little odd. She stays to herself. She really concentrates when she cuts her food and when she eats.
	CHELSEA Vincek: Athletic.
	JENNA Vincek: Carefree.
	GONZALEZ Vincek: Exotic.
	STEPHANIE Vincek: Sporty Spice.
	MORGAN Vincek: She reminds me of Kim Spradlin. She’s like a runner. She’s pretty genuine, all American.
	LAUREL Vincek: She’s nice. You walk in and she doesn’t hide anything. She’s just nice.
	KELLYN Vincek: Intelligent.
	DESIREE Vincek: She keeps to herself. She doesn’t look around and smile at anybody. She’s focused.
	BRADLEY Vincek: He’s like an average joe.
	BRENDAN Vincek: That dude has abs of steel. He’s the good ol’ American man that can handle anything.
	CHRIS Vincek: He’s very self-absorbed. He’s very focused on the game. I’m pretty sure that he’s not very socially aware of the vibe he puts off. He’s good looking. Really hot.
	SEBASTIAN Vincek: I want to go to the end with him. I like him. He’s cool. Like mermaid man.
	WENDELL Vincek: I’ve been wanting to sit with him at dinner but I haven’t gotten to. He’s cool. He gives off a cool vibe.
	JACOB Vincek: He’s happy to be here. He’s super fan, fro man. I don’t want to go to the end with him because he’s going to be a very well-liked guy.
	JAMES Vincek: You know Yul? Holmes: From Cook Islands? Vincek: Yeah, that’s him in years past.
	MICHAEL Vincek: Hot. He is so cute. I feel like he is going to be good socially. He doesn’t show off too much, but he’s a competitor. He’s going to be the guy that wants to be with me because he’s going to appreciate my big moves.
	DONATHAN Vincek: Sweet.
	DOMENICK Vincek: Bronx man. I feel like he’s pretty strategic. He reminds me of a good combo of Boston Rob and Russell.

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“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Wendell Holland
Age: 33
Hometown: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Current residence: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Occupation: Furniture Company Owner

Gordon Holmes: How does one make the jump from lawyer to furniture designer?
Wendell Holland: I went to Penn Law, right in Philly. And then I was clerking for some judges in Philly, in civil court, then in family court. And my last judge retired at the right time when I had started this side hustle of furniture making. I made my own bed because beds are super expensive. And whenever people would come over, they’d always compliment the bed. So, I thought maybe I could sell this thing. I put it on Craigslist and it sold very quickly for $500. That was good for a law clerk. So, I made a few more beds and sold them. I was making more money with this side business than I was clerking for a judge. So, I started really making and selling them, then expanding to other things like tables, bars, and whatever you could think of.
Holmes: Jeez, Wendell…how many people are seeing your bed?
Holland: (Laughs)
Holmes: If my career involved getting people to come in and look at my bed, I’d be broke.
Holland: No, it was Craigslist at first. But now it’s Instagram, the company’s name is Beve. That’s a childhood nickname of mine. And the company’s page is BeveUnlimited.
Holmes: Do you deliver to West Chester, PA?
Holland: Yes, I do! A good friend of mine ordered something for there recently, but I had to go to some island for something.

Holmes: Why do you think you were cast?
Holland: I think I wanted it and I got after it for a while. I’ve been a superfan for about ten years. Since season 18 I’ve been a superfan. I’ve watched all the seasons since 18 numerous times. I haven’t watched the first half of the seasons. I’ve watched 16. I’ve applied many times, I’ve gone to castings.
Holmes: Why do you hate seasons one through seventeen?
Holland: It’s not that I hate them. I just started at eighteen and when the producers gave me the green light a month of two ago, I started at season eighteen because the game has evolved so much and strategy has changed so much. People aren’t sticking to the Boston Rob alliance, it’s voting blocs now.

Holmes: Is there anything we should know about you that’s not in your bio?
Holland: I graduated pretty high in my class in undergrad. Then got into an awesome law school. So, I’m probably a lot smarter than these people expect. They might think I’m just the creative black dude, an artist or a musician. And yes, I am an artist, but I’m smarter than they might think.
Holmes: Are you going to keep all of the law school stuff to yourself?
Holland: I’ll say I’m a freelance furniture designer. That way I don’t have a business, I’m not an established person. If someone contracts me to build a piece, then I build it for them. Which is kind of what I do.

Holmes: What are you going to build around camp? I’d imagine you could put together a sweet set-up.
Holland: Obviously the shelter, I think I can evolve it a little bit from the sideways V that you normally see. I’m thinking of a chair, a table, maybe a cornhole board to keep people happy.
Holmes: I would not vote out a man who brings cornhole to my beach.
Holland: Exactly! I just have to figure out how to build some beers and everyone will be happy.

Holmes: Have you set any boundaries as far as lying, cheating, stealing, etc?
Holland: I’m willing to lie, cheat, and steal. I have morals and I’m very secure with them. But if you look at anyone who comes back, they always say they should’ve played tougher, their friends tell them they shouldn’t have been the church person. I do have certain boundaries though. I’m not the devil, I’m not Russell Hantz.
Holmes: You’re a handsome fella, what about flirting?
Holland: I’d prefer not to flirt.
Holmes: Is there someone back home who’d get mad?
Holland: Yeah, I have a wonderful girlfriend.
Holmes: She turns on CBS a year from now, she would not be happy.
Holland: Oh yeah, and her mom and sister, my parents will hate me. Nah.
Holmes: Some people are like, “My wife and I have a deal.” My wife would kill me dead.
Holland: (Laughs) Yeah.

Holmes: You’re in lockdown now, but people smile and wink and whatnot. Are you doing any of that?
Holland: I’m smiling at everybody. If anyone asks me to be in an alliance, I’ll say, “Yes.” I’ll make promises everywhere. That blonde girl and the Incredible Hulk dude, it seems like she follows him around. So, if that’s a showmance, I’ll get one of them out of here early.

Holmes: You’re in the dark as far as twists and whatnot. Any guesses?
Holland: I was thinking CBS wouldn’t do Dems vs. Republicans. That’d be too much for CBS right now. When we were in our individual boats coming out here, if those are the tribes, it looked like I was in the nerdy people boat. And the beautiful gladiator people were on the other boat. So, if it’s strategists vs. people who’ve never watched the show…that could be it. That big guy that I…don’t love him…he came out here with no flip flops! He came to Fiji with no flip flops! He was sitting next to me at breakfast and he said to the producer, “Uh…I don’t have flip flops.” And I was like, “Is this fool crazy?!” It might be people who are intelligent vs. boneheads who don’t bring flip flops to Fiji.
Holmes: That’s kind of a long subhead.
Holland: We’d need an acronym or something.

Holmes: Alright, I’ll give you two “Survivor” situations. You tell me which one would you rather.
Holland: OK.
Holmes: Align with a Hillary supporter or a Trump supporter?
Holland: Hillary, because I’m a democrat and the stuff Trump has been saying and doing? I’m not a fan.
Holmes: Steal a vote or eliminate or juror?
Holland: One is during the game…the other is after. I’ll eliminate a juror.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Holland: Puzzle…I got a good score on my LSAT. Part of that is games and puzzles.
Holmes: Align with a racist or align with a sexist?
Holland: As a black guy, I’d have to unfortunately say sexist.
Holmes: Voted out first or voted out before last Tribal?
Holland: Last Tribal.
Holmes: Align with an adulterer or a tax cheat?
Holland: Hmm…I think the tax cheat might be more strategic in the game. I think anyone can cheat on their wife. I think that’s some scumbag stuff to do. But, I think I’d align with the tax cheat.
Holmes: Lose the family challenge or win and have to decide who to take with you?
Holland: Win and have to decide.
Holmes: Is your girlfriend coming out?
Holland: My dad.
Holmes: Is he a fan?
Holland: He’s a fan of his son. I’m a fan of him, too.
Holmes: What does he do?
Holland: He’s an attorney. I’m kind of doing something he doesn’t want me to as far as furniture building and going on “Survivor.” But I appreciate all of the sacrifices he made for me. So, thank you dad, come out here.
Holmes: Caught stealing food or caught idol hunting?
Holland: Idol hunting.
Holmes: Align with a super fan or someone who doesn’t watch the show?
Holland: Someone who doesn’t watch the show, they can be a goat.
Holmes: Dance challenge or karaoke challenge?
Holland: Karaoke.
Holmes: Same here…well…if they had my songs.
Holland: (Laughs) True.

Holmes: What kind of first impression do you think you make?
Holland: I think people think I’m a likable guy. I think that playing that middle-ground guy will be good. I’m not that big gladiator guy. I’m more like Tyson. I’m not huge, but I can get out here and win some challenges.
Holmes: I think there’s something to be said for not being an alpha.
Holland: Here’s the thing, I was captain of many sports growing up. Homecoming king…
Holmes: But, you don’t need to be. That’s the difference.
Holland: Exactly. You don’t want to be, especially at the beginning. Don’t be that guy. Lead from within the trenches.

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Wendell a picture of each of his competitors and asked him to share his first impressions.

	LIBBY Holland: She’s probably a beauty queen or something. I think she likes the big strong blonde dude that I don’t particularly like too much.
	ANGELA Holland: She seems older like me, probably in her thirties. She’s very fit. Probably someone I can work with.
	CHELSEA Holland: That’s Miss “Game of Thrones.” She looks like a character. She reads the book. But, she doesn’t smile much at me. I don’t know if I can work with her.
	JENNA Holland: She doesn’t seem like a super strategist. She could be a goat. You bring her along. I think she’s doing coloring books and stuff.
	GONZALEZ Holland: She has a bunch of tattoos…pretty girl.  I don’t see her as a super strategist or a physical threat. So, she could be a goat or she could go home early.
	STEPHANIE Holland: This girl is a human highlighter. She wears a lot of colors. She has a lot of expensive workout gear.  She’s a happy person. She has a good aura. She could be strong in challenges.
	MORGAN Holland: This one reminds me of Kim Spradlin. This lady is probably older like me, not one of these twenty year olds. Very composed. Walks around with a Louis bag and some Tory Burch socks. She seems very secure in herself. She seems like a serious threat. I’d like to work with her early, then get her out before the top five.
	LAUREL Holland: She seems like a Michaela type. She’s taller and stronger and she has some trunks for legs. I think she’ll be very good at challenges. There’s a nerdy dude out here, and she laughs at his jokes.  So, I think she could be nerdy too. We could get along.
	KELLYN Holland: She is warm, friendly, she smiles. I’d like to work with her.
	DESIREE Holland: She seems cool. She’s got style. I could work with her or not work with her. I call her Amber Rose because she’s got the short blonde cut.
	BRADLEY Holland: This guy…I don’t know if he’s a gay guy or not. It doesn’t matter to me. I was on a boat with him earlier today and I thought I could certainly work with him.
	BRENDAN Holland: This guy has all the muscles in the world that you haven’t seen before. He’s got muscles in his back. I don’t know what’s going on in his head. I’d like to get him out early.
	CHRIS Holland: I don’t like him. I’ll sit with him, he won’t look at me or smile. I smile at everyone I see. He seems like a douchebag.
	SEBASTIAN Holland: I call him Captain Jack Sparrow. He looks like a creature out of the ocean. I just want to know him and know his story. He has a fish tattoo on his ankle. He wears flip flops that have fish on them. He’s probably a surfer, but he’s probably a super strong swimmer.
	WENDELL Holmes: How about this guy? Holland: Is that Childish Gambino? Holmes: (Laughs) I almost wore a “Community” shirt today. Holland: That’s the winner of season 36 of “Survivor.”
	JACOB Holland: That is my fro bro. Fros R’ Us. We’ll have the fro alliance on lock.
	JAMES Holland: He is a robot. He walks super erect. He’s always sitting straight up. He has a stone cold look on his face. He’s probably a super smart guy, an athlete. But he scares me because he’s so robotic.
	MICHAEL Holland: Probably in his twenties. He’s strong. He’s one of those gladiators out there. But, he’s not the hugest guy. Might be a military guy. I can work with him.
	DONATHAN Holland: This guy seems kind of nerdy. He might be a super strategist. Kind of a Zeke. I could work with him.
	DOMENICK Holland: I’m going to work with him. He reminds me of Russell Hantz with his stature. He’s shorter. Looks like an Italian dude. The whole process I’ve been getting vibes from him that we’d work together and be an odd couple. Russell Hantz and Childish Gambino. I don’t think people would see that coming.

Don’t miss the season premiere of “Survivor: Ghost Island” – Wednesday, February 28, 2018 at 8 pm ET.

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“Survivor: Ghost Island” (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: The good folks at XFINITY sent me deep into the Fijian wilderness to bring you an exclusive look at “Survivor: Ghost Island.” While I was there I conducted interviews with “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and the entire cast. I also captured exclusive photos and other behind-the-scenes tidbits. So, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Name: Stephanie Johnson
Age: 34
Hometown: Boise, Idaho
Current residence: Chicago, Illinois
Occupation: Yoga Instructor

Gordon Holmes: My wife is from Chicago. She made me go there once and wait two hours for a hot dog.
Stephanie Johnson: It’s worth it!
Holmes: Mmm…I don’t know about that.
Johnson: Where did you go?
Holmes: Hot Dougs?
Johnson: Yes! See, she knows. Did you get the cheese fries?
Holmes: I just remember questioning my life choices.
Johnson: Was it the best hot dog you ever had in your life?
Holmes: I’d never admit it to her.
Johnson: (Laughs) It was.

Holmes: You’re a tri-athlete. Is that something you’re going to keep a secret?
Johnson: Absolutely. I’m not giving that away. I already look fit. They don’t need to know how fit. They don’t need to know my endurance training and how mentally strong that makes you.
Holmes: Is it hard to get the training in while being a single mother?
Johnson: No, it’s just my lifestyle. I wake up at four in the morning…
Holmes: That sounds terrible.
Johnson: (Laughs) You know, I’ve grown to love those early morning hours. I’m either working out or I’m writing. It’s part of my lifestyle and I incorporate my kids as much as possible. I want them to see their mom getting outside and doing awesome (expletive deleted). They’re my biggest fans. If I have a long run, I’ll throw them on their scooters and shout, “Keep up!” Well, usually it’s them telling me to keep up.
Holmes: And where do you find the time to read the blogs of your favorite “Survivor” online personalities?
Johnson: Before bed. That’s what I do instead of date. “Survivor” is my longest standing committed relationship. I’m kind of in a romance with it. I’m here to seal the deal.
Holmes: Adorable.

Holmes: Why do you think you were cast?
Johnson: I was cast because I’m the whole package. I’m socially strong, I’m extroverted, I’m fun. I’m strategic. I know this game inside and out. I’ve been watching for seventeen years. Day one, episode one. Never missed. And I’m strong, I have all the characteristics it takes to win this game.
Holmes: Twisted steel and sex appeal.
Johnson: That is good.
Holmes: I stole that from professional wrestling. But, feel free to borrow it.

Holmes: Anything else you’re going to keep secret?
Johnson: I’m going to twist my job a little. It sounds like a lot when I say it. I’m not going to talk about my clothing line. I’m not going to talk about the writing. I’m just going to own a wellness center.

Holmes: Have you set any boundaries for what you will and will not do? Lying, cheating, stealing, etc?
Johnson: I’ll do anything. I don’t care.
Holmes: You will stab somebody in the face.
Johnson: I will. (Laughs)
Holmes: You will be disqualified immediately.
Johnson: (Laughs)
Holmes: I thought you watched this show.
Johnson: But if I do it nicely. Just a little…
Holmes: There’s no nice stabbing.
Johnson: Fine, I won’t stab someone in the face to win this game.
Holmes: OK, so there’s one boundary. What about flirting?
Johnson: Absolutely. Sex appeal is everything.
Holmes: Also, twisted steel.
Johnson: (Laughs) I will definitely flirt, I will definitely use sex appeal. But, I’ll also tame it down a little. As a mom I kind of have a nurturing sex appeal.
Holmes: I’m not comfortable with this conversation.
Johnson: (Laughs)
Holmes: Is there anyone back home who will get upset if they see you flirting on national TV?
Johnson: No, God no. I told you, “Survivor” is my boyfriend.

Holmes: You guys are totally in the dark as far as twists and themes…so let me tell you what it is…
Johnson: OK!
Holmes: No. No way.
Johnson: (Laughs)
Holmes: What do you think is going on?
Johnson: I have no guesses. I can’t figure out what it is. Maybe casual fans vs. super fans?
Holmes: It’s fluorescent colors vs earth tones.
Johnson: Yes, I’d be on a tribe all by myself. I basically dress like Rainbow Brite.

Holmes: You know my gimmick; I play games.
Johnson: That’s right.
Holmes: I’m going to give you a “Survivor” situation. You tell me which you would rather.
Johnson: OK.
Holmes: Align with a Hillary supporter and Trump supporter?
Johnson: Oh God, you’re pulling out the big cards!
Holmes: It’s a long flight to Fiji. I had plenty of time to figure out how to torture you guys.
Johnson: Hillary…because I want an all-girls alliance. I’d love to get a solid group of girls and (expletive deleted) rule this game.
Holmes: It’s happened before. The guys never seem to be able to make that work.
Johnson: It’s because they’re all idiots. No offense.
Holmes: Uh huh.
Johnson: (Laughs)
Holmes: Steal a vote or eliminate a juror?
Johnson: Eliminate a juror.
Holmes: Endurance challenge or word puzzle?
Johnson: Endurance challenge.
Holmes: Of course, cause you’re a tri-athlete.
Johnson: Yes.
Holmes: If you had to run a distance, swim a distance, or…bike a distance?
Johnson: (Laughs)
Holmes: I had to guess on that last one. I’m not a tri-athlete.
Johnson: (Laughs)
Holmes: Obviously. Here’s the worst one: if you had to align with a racist or a sexist?
Johnson: God…I would align with a sexist because I would (expletive deleted) slap him.
Holmes: That’s how most alliances start.
Johnson: Just a good smack. I can’t do either of them, but if I had to choose. I’d put him in his place.
Holmes: Voted out first or before final Tribal?
Johnson: Final Tribal.
Holmes: Align with a tax cheat or an adulterer?
Johnson: Tax cheat…I just don’t do cheating on your spouse. That does not fly with me. I’m the most loyal person back home. Here, I don’t care about these people.
Holmes: Lose the family challenge or win and have to decide who to take?
Johnson: I would want to win and decide who to take.
Holmes: Caught stealing food or idol hunting?
Johnson: Idol hunting. We’re all going to do it.
Holmes: Align with a superfan or who someone who doesn’t watch the show?
Johnson: Someone who doesn’t watch the show.
Holmes: Dance challenge or karaoke challenge?
Johnson: Karaoke! Can I have a margarita before?
Holmes: Like at an auction? Maybe.
Johnson: Good, cause I don’t sing…I perform. I perform karaoke.
Holmes: What’s your go-to karaoke jam?
Johnson: Um…anything Britney Spears…
Holmes: There’s no shame in that.

Holmes: What kind of first impression do you think you make?
Johnson: Flirty, loud, bright…maybe I laugh a lot. (Laughs)

NOTE: The cast members do not know each other’s names at this point. I showed Stephanie a picture of each of her competitors and asked her to share her first impressions. (Thanks for the picture idea, Jodi!)

	LIBBY Johnson: She’s like my little sister. She’s adorable. She’s got the cutest little butt. I’d love to work with her in an all-girl alliance.
	ANGELA Johnson: I think she’s the other mom of the group. On a scale of I-don’t-trust-you to I-really-don’t-(expletive deleted)-trust-you, she’s a I don’t trust you.
	CHELSEA Johnson: She’s the hot nerd. I think I can get down with “Walking Dead” and “Game of Thrones” with her.
	JENNA Johnson: She’s my girl. I think she’s a girl’s girl like I am. Someone I can go to the end with.
	GONZALEZ Johnson: She’s a babe. I think she’s a runner. She’s another girl I’d like to pull into an all-girl alliance.
	MORGAN Johnson: She’s like the girl next door. I’d love to get wine with her…after I win and stab her in the back instead of the face.
	LAUREL Johnson: She seems like a strong chick, I’d like to pull her into an alliance.
	KELLYN Johnson: I think the elements are going to get to her and I’m going to prey on that.
	DESIREE Johnson: She doesn’t give me any vibes. She’s just there. If she’s gone on day one I probably won’t remember who she is.
	BRADLEY Johnson: I think I can manipulate the hell out of him.
	BRENDAN Johnson: I like him. He’s a dad…maybe. He has a wedding ring. He seems like a nice home dad.
	CHRIS Johnson: He’s too cocky for his own good. I’m going to have to stroke his ego which makes me want to vomit.
	SEBASTIAN Johnson: Aww…his hair and my hair are soulmates. They’re in an alliance until the final two. Holmes: Trying to imagine what kind of speech your hair would use to win over the hair on the jury. Johnson: (Laughs)
	WENDELL Johnson: I like him, but I don’t trust him.
	JACOB Johnson: I love him, I think he’s the other superfan. And he reminds me of my brother. A total geek, so I can relate to him.
	JAMES Johnson: He doesn’t give me a vibe either way. He’s flexible, I’ve seen him stretch.
	MICHAEL Johnson: Egh…I think he’s too hot for his own good. Holmes: I know, there are so many of us here this season. Johnson: (Laughs) I know! I’ll have him build me a shelter, then I’ll vote him out after.
	DONATHAN Johnson: He’s so adorable. He’d be like the little brother I never had.
	DOMENICK Johnson: No way. He’s first out for me. He’s going to create too much trouble. He’s a Russell Hantz and Tony mix.

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