Archive for May, 2013

‘Survivor’ Castaway Interview: Andrea Boehlke and Reynold Toepfer

May 2, 2013

Andrea Boehlke and Reynold Toepfer (CBS)

Quick Note: We’re going to be bringing you all kinds of “Survivor” fun this season including episode recaps, exit interviews, and Power Rankings with Michael Skupin. Be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute news and info.

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He was on the bottom since the fans’ first vote. She was pulling the strings of the favorites’ dominant alliance.

He knew his time was up. She was sent packing with an idol in her pocket.

He’s good at carnival games. She’s good at balancing on weird buoyant dog houses.

It didn’t matter that Reynold Toepfer and Andrea Boehlke were on opposite ends of the “Survivor” spectrum, because they were both eliminated in the same episode. (“It’s like rain on your wedding day.”) I spoke with them the next morning to find out about Dawn and Cochran’s alliance, Andrea’s blindside, and if Eddie is really a secret genius…

Gordon Holmes: Good morning, guys.
Reynold Toepfer: Good morning.
Andrea Boehlke: Meh…
Holmes: So rude. I know you have much better things to do today that talk to me.
Toepfer: And I don’t?! I’m hurt.
Holmes: See what you did, Andrea?

Holmes: Alright, we need to address last night’s shocker right off the bat. Reynold, what’s the deal with the mustache?
Toepfer: (Laughs) You never get a chance in your life to grow your facial hair for two months. I didn’t even recognize myself in the mirror, so I figured I might as well have some fun with it. We had a lot of laughs about it.
Holmes: That’s something girls can’t appreciate. When you lose a beard, you don’t have to chop it right off. You can go with crazy sideburns and a goatee and then whittle your way down. But, I did appreciate the pornstache.
Toepfer: (Laughs) It’s getting some rave reviews on the internet. But, my mother is pretty embarrassed by it.

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Holmes: It seems like one of the big trends this season is that people don’t appreciate how close Dawn and Cochran are. Did it shock you how tight they were when you were watching it on TV?
Boehlke: Dawn seemed like she was close to everyone. She’d be crying, then you’d comfort her, then she’d say, “You’re my best friend in the game.” She did that to me and I believed her. Meanwhile, she’s plotting behind your back. She’s a great actress. I guess I should have realized that they were a lot closer. I knew they were close, but I thought Cochran wouldn’t want to be up against Dawn in the finals, so I thought at some point they’d have to turn on each other.
Toepfer: I knew they’d played together so I figured they were probably close. But, Dawn was playing everybody. She’d come up to me, and pet my ego and tell me all these things about how much she liked me. And then she’d totally dog me behind my back. People would come up to me and be like, “Dude, Dawn hates you.” And I’d say, “What?!”
Boehlke: (Laughs)
Toepfer: It was too hard to tell with Dawn, she was playing everybody.
Holmes: See, I know that’s not true because Dawn is incapable of hatred.
Toepfer: Yeah…I don’t know, the jury’s still out on Dawn.

Holmes: Matt Bischoff made it sound like you were shocked that the game was as cutthroat as it was. Did you not expect everyone to be going for the jugular?
Toepfer: My point from day one was a helicopter came in and we’re playing against ten returning players that are really good. So, on the fan tribe, I thought if we don’t have numbers going into a swap or a merge, we are dead in the water. We’re going to get picked off and maybe one of us will be a goat that gets to the end. So, I was surprised that all of the fans wanted to play against each other so hard, so soon. I guess I was optimistic early on that people would see things the way I would.

Holmes: Andrea, you took a lot of heat early on because of the Francesca vote. Most former players will look at an elimination and say, “It’s just a game,” but things seemed to get really personal in that specific situation. However, when you were blindsided you seemed to have a good sense of humor about it.
Boehlke: I guess people are different. Being blindsided when I had an idol, I thought it was great. I mean, obviously it sucked, but it was a great move on their part. That’s the game. I love everyone that I played with. It was so much fun. It’s too bad that other people react differently. It was very shocking some of the things people said about me early on, but it doesn’t really affect me. It probably makes me stronger.
Holmes: At that point in the game, what was your dream final three?
Boehlke: I think it was probably Erik and Sherri. Erik wasn’t really doing any strategy. I’m pretty sure there’s a secret scene where he said, “No strategy is the best strategy.”
Holmes and Toepfer: (Laughs)
Boehlke: (Laughs) There were votes where I just pointed to a name on a flag. They showed it once, but I did it for four or five votes and Erik voted the way I said. That’s probably why I thought I was more in control than I was. That’s probably why I got overconfident.
Holmes: You played with Phillip and Francesca before. How does that come into play when you’re entering a game with someone you have a previous relationship with?
Boehlke: It’s so hard. If I was playing with my mom I probably wouldn’t backstab her, but anyone else is fair game. It’s a game. But, I knew at one point I had to choose between Phillip and Francesca. I didn’t think they could co-exist. We created an alliance of six, the Caramoan version of Stealth R Us. And when you have six on four, why would I go the other way? I hadn’t talked strategy with Erik, Brenda, or Brandon.
Holmes: If you take nothing else away from this experience, I want you to take away that you’re a better person than I am. Because I would vote my mother off in a heartbeat.
Boehlke: (Laughs) I would never vote my mom out.

Holmes: Reynold, you were really on the bottom from that first fans Tribal Council on. How was dealing with a month on the edge?
Toepfer: It’s a lot of stress. But also, when Malcolm finally was exposed as one of us, Eddie said, “Hey, it’s not that bad on the bottom.” (Laughs) And really, it wasn’t. Eddie and I knew what it was. We knew everyone was against us so there wasn’t as much work to do with running around and colluding. We could just kick back and laugh about it. I’m proud that I made it through that experience without any breakdowns.

Holmes: Last night my initial reaction to Eddie quitting the challenge in exchange for some donuts was, “This kid is the worst player ever.” Now I’m reconsidering. This is the fourth vote where he should’ve gone home. Malcolm saved him with an idol, then Malcolm was the biggest threat and he went home, Reynold last night you were the biggest challenge threat and you got the boot, then Andrea, you stick up for him and you were blindsided. So, is this kid the best player ever or the worst?
Toepfer: (Laughs) You know I’m going to say best player ever. If you think Erik is a good strategist, then you can say the same thing about Eddie. He has a really likable personality. I was much more abrasive. I think everyone really warmed up to Eddie. He was like this big stuffed animal, where I was someone they definitely wanted to kill.
Andrea: He’s definitely not the best. (Laughs) He’s not really doing anything. He’s always on the wrong side of the vote. But, he’s very likable. He’s this happy-go-lucky kid and you think you can always get rid of him later. But he keeps sneaking by.

Holmes: OK, word association. Let’s start with Dawn.
Toepfer: Neurotic.
Boehlke: Actress.
Holmes: Eddie?
Toepfer: Brother.
Boehlke: Happy-go-lucky.
Holmes: Brenda?
Toepfer: Graceful.
Boehlke: Fierce.
Holmes: Cochran?
Toepfer: I’m ambivalent about Cochran.
Boehlke: Fixture. (CORRECTION: Andrea actually said “Trickster.”)
Holmes: Erik?
Toepfer: Damaged.
Boehlke: Harmless.
Holmes: Malcolm?
Toepfer: Cunning.
Boehlke: Fighter…but not like in a violent way.

Holmes: Andrea, a few weeks ago we saw two seconds of you taking down Brandon in some kind of side headlock. No context, no nothing. Just “Survivor” WWE-style. What was that all about?
Boehlke: (Laughs) I know! They just gave us a little glimpse of that. Brandon and I would do all of these weird games. We would wrestle, we would play the game where you try to hit each other’s knuckles. It was really fun. I actually really liked Brandon out there. We’d always be doing weird things together.

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Would You Participate in a ‘Survivor’ Summer Book Club (Again)?

May 2, 2013

Untitled-2UPDATE: Alright, seems like enough people are into this to make it fun. So, pick up your copy of “Survivor: Cook Islands” from Amazon or iTunes or whatever. Then watch the first episode. I’ll post my thoughts and some discussion points on Wednesday, May 29th.

Survivor: Cook Islands – The Complete Season (5 Discs)

(Recycled from last year) I’ll never forget that hot June evening; drinking cold beers outside of a tent in Gabon, Africa, listening to members of the press corps who knew way more about “Survivor” than I did.

I remember thinking, “Holy s$%t, I’m out of my league.”

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been a fan since day one. But I’d never watched the show with a hyper-critical eye. To catch up I started rewatching seasons whenever I had downtime. Borneo, Palau, Micronesia, Australia, Guatemala…

(New for this year) So, last year I launched the “Survivor” Summer Book Club where every Wednesday I would post my thoughts on an episode of “Survivor: Vanuatu.” Then, like-minded “Survivor” fans discussed the episode in the comment section below. I found the project very rewarding as many of the participants were hitting angles that I’d never considered.

Interested in a second round? Vote in the poll below to let me know which season we should do. This will give me a feel for how many people want to participate. If enough people are into it, I’ll announce the winning season the day after the “Survivor: Caramoan” finale and we can get started on May 29th.

Note: These seasons are the ones I haven’t rewatched recently…

‘Survivor: Caramoan’ Episode Recap: Lowe Blow

May 1, 2013

Brenda Lowe (CBS)

Quick Note: We’re going to be bringing you all kinds of “Survivor” fun this season including episode recaps, exit interviews, and Power Rankings with Michael Skupin. Be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute news and info.

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Last Week: Eddie and Reynold spent money on food instead of aid, Andrea made sure an immunity idol wasn’t played, and Malcolm was sent to the jury because nobody bought his fake-idol charade…

39 Days, 20 People, 1 “Survivor” Blog

Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Enil Edam Tribe (wearing green)
Andrea – Entertainment Host and Writer, 23
Brenda – Paddleboard Company Owner, 30
Cochran – Harvard Law Student, 25
Dawn – English Professor/Power Rankings Champ, 42
Eddie – Firefighter/EMT, 23
Erik – Comic Book Artist, 27
Reynold – Sales, 30
Sherri – Fast Food Franchisee, 41

Sigh…the post-Malcolm era starts off after Tribal with Reynold letting us know that the Three Amigos are done for. Apparently he doesn’t have a back-up alliance nickname handy. I’m thinking of Lonestar and Barf.

Immunity Challenge Time: Players will balance on a weird triangular platform. As the challenge goes on, they’ll have to move up the structure. Last person standing wins immunity and “information.” Ooo…I hope it’s about the new “Star Wars” movie.

Round One: Probst offers a plate of donuts and a glass of milk and Eddie and Erik eliminate themselves to go for it. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie… Worst player ever?

Round Two: Jeff brings out some hotdogs and a soda. Cochran apologizes, then takes the bait.

Round Three: This time J-Pro has no goodies to offer other than his winning smile. Dawn’s the first to go, saying “Son of a…” on the way down. I know she wasn’t going to say “Gun.” Sherri’s the next to fall.

Reynold’s having trouble keeping his balance but he keeps teetering his way back to safety. He’s like Daniel LaRusso on the end of the boat.

Yes, that’s two ‘80s movie references in one recap.

However, the boat keeps a shakin’ and the Karate Kid falls. It’s down to Brenda and Andrea. They offer to share the clue, but they’re both too competitive to step down. That, or they’re playing a game for a million bucks.

Three hours later…

(And you know it’s three hours later because Probst has rolled down the sleeves on his sweet blue shirt. It’s sunny out there, give him a break.)

Andrea and Brenda decide to lift up their left legs to make it more difficult. Now Andrea actually looks like the Karate Kid! She’s got a full crane stance going.

Before Brenda can sweep the leg, she tumbles off the doghouse giving Andrea immunity.

Back at camp, Andrea cracks open the “information” and it ends up being an immunity idol clue. Andrea shares it with the alliance and Erik ends up finding it. And true to form, he immediately hands it over to Andrea. Kid can’t be trusted with immunity.

Later, Andrea comes up with the idea of blindsiding Brenda because she could go on an immunity streak and she hasn’t upset anyone. So, it looks like it’ll either be her, Eddie, or Reynold.

That night at Tribal Council, Eddie says he gave up immunity because he knew he wasn’t going to win the challenge. There’s a lesson for kids, if you can’t win…quit.

Brenda lies and says she didn’t drop out of the challenge because she wanted to test herself.

Reynold knows he’s a target, but wishes someone would use him to make a move.

Cochran says the key to the game is making a move just before someone makes a move on you.

Dawn is having a hard time trusting people because she’s not always trustworthy herself. Oof…her alliance must’ve loved that.

Andrea admits that she’s worried about her alliance flipping on her. Gah…c’mon Andrea! We all know it’s true, but you don’t have to say it.

Voting Time: Brenda votes for Reynold and the rest of the votes are secret.

We’ve got one vote for Erik, one vote for Sherri, one vote for Reynold, one vote for Eddie, one vote for Reynold, one vote for Eddie, one vote for Reynold, and the thirteenth person to be eliminated from “Survivor: Caramoan – Fans vs. Favorites” and the fourth member of the jury is…Reynold.

Verdict: Well, it’s like I always say…oh wait, there’s more?

Afterwards, Andrea is back in a blindsidin’ mood. During a conversation with Cochran, she pitches either Dawn or Brenda. Uh-oh…Cochran’s not going to like that.

Sure enough, Cochran immediately tells Brenda and Dawn what’s up. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

That’s three.

Immunity Challenge Time Part Deux: Players will push a buoy through a series of obstacles. When they’re done they’ll untie knots to retrieve a key that unlocks some ladder puzzle pieces. First person to create their ladder and raise their flag wins immunity.

Erik’s the first one through the buoy portion, but Cochran, Dawn, and basically everyone else except Sherri is right behind him.

Andrea’s the first to retrieve her key but she only has a slight lead over Eddie, Erik, and Brenda.

Erik flies through the ladder puzzle and wins immunity. Erik’s doing all kinds of Micronesia-esque stuff tonight!

Politicking around camp starts off with Andrea gunning for Brenda. Andrea lets us know that she feels bad for Brenda because she was blindsided during Redemption Island. Oh Andrea…this line of editing is scaring me.

Later on, Andrea suggests to Cochran the idea of going to the final three with Eddie. Oy… Andrea, the signs aren’t good. Stop it, calm down…

Next thing you know, there’s talk of splitting the vote between Andrea and Eddie in case Andrea plays the idol.

That night at Tribal…Reynold has a moustache! Reynold has a moustache! Awesome. He is immediately forgiven for his questionable strategies this season.

Sherri thinks people are lying and that she has been lied to.

Cochran agrees, even saying he’s made some dishonest comments.

Andrea is nervous because everyone has a final-three alliance. But, she says that’s she’s no different.

At least they’re all honest about their lying.

Andrea then admits that she has a hidden immunity idol and can play it if she feels paranoid.

Voting Time Part Deux: Andrea votes for Brenda, Brenda votes for Andrea, and the rest of the votes aren’t shown.

JPro asks if anyone would like to play an idol…and nobody does. Uh-oh.

We’ve got one vote for Brenda, one vote for Andrea, two votes for Eddie, one vote for Andrea…

Note: Andrea yells, “What?!”

We’ve got another vote for Brenda and the fourteenth person to be eliminated from “Survivor: Caramoan – Fans vs. Favorites” and the fifth member of the jury is…Andrea.

Verdict: Boo! And she had an idol! She’s like a teeny James Clement.

But, it’s understandable. My big question out of this is; do people not appreciate how close Dawn and Cochran are? Corinne thought Dawn was on the bottom of Stealth R Us Too, Andrea had no problem telling Cochran that she wanted to target her.

Anywho, I’m psyched to watch the favorites finally tear into each other. I just hope Eddie doesn’t somehow sneak into the end and win. Doing things like dropping out of challenges makes it really hard to root for him, even if he is the underdog.

Who’s Going to Win? Alright, Erik’s back in the game. It was good to see him finally own a challenge. He’s been my day-one pick and I’m sticking with him.

Power Rankings Results: Michael Skupin had Reynold in eighth place and Andrea in sixth place for fourteen points. I had Reynold in eighth and Andrea in third for eleven points So, the current score is Team Skupin 136, Team Lightning Punch 150.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes