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Talk Show Host Jeff Probst (Gordon Holmes)

XfinityTV.com sent me deep into the wilderness on a mission to bring you all kinds of “Survivor” stuff including behind-the-scenes tidbits, pre-game interviews with the cast, insights from “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer, a look at the first Tribal Council, and much more. I’ll be cranking out this goodness daily, so be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates on all of this season’s “Survivor” fun.

One of my favorite parts of the “Survivor” press junket is the press’s running of the first immunity challenge. Generally, this involves me and the rest of the press corps squaring off against the young, fit group of challenge testers known as the Dream Team.

Over the years, I’ve tried to frame these exhibitions in a way that makes sense from an in-game standpoint. In Gabon, I was like any first-time “Survivor” player, overwhelmed and unsure of what to expect. In Nicaragua, I likened myself to a member of a tribe that needed a win to halt the other team’s runaway momentum. In Samoa, it was the first time it seemed like it was an even match-up.

But now? Well, when the tribes were split up, it became pretty obvious that we were at a bit of a physical disadvantage. Each of the teams featured press members and Dream Teamers, but while the Kalabaw and Matsing tribes had several Dream Team members, our tribe (Tandang) only had one.

Things weren’t looking promising, or as Dream Team leader Zach would put it, “You guys aren’t exactly the betting favorites.”

The one advantage my team did have is that we have a ton of press challenge experience. Also, we are good friends that trust each other and know our strengths and weaknesses. So, it’s almost like a Fans vs. Favorites situation, where the Fans have a big physical advantage.

Starting Mat/Jungle Entrance

The Set-Up:

The challenge is broken into three parts. First, two members of each tribe will run across a field and down a path that leads through a jungle.

Cargo Net/Oar Box

Once they’re through the path, they’ll come upon a clearing that has a cargo net that leads up to a platform. At the top of the platform is a box that is held closed with three series of knotted ropes. When the duo unties all of their knots and opens their tribe’s box, they’ll find a pair of paddles. They’ll then take those paddles down the cargo net, through the jungle, and back to their teammates.

I feel like I’m forgetting something about this leg…oh yeah…the two tribemates will be tethered together at the waist. Micronesia all over again.

Tribe Boats/Boats Tied to Buoys

In the second leg, two members will have to push their boat across the beach and into the water. Once it’s there, they’ll hop in and paddle out to a buoy. Then, both members will hop into the water. One of them will swim down and release a chest from the bottom of the ocean. When the chest surfaces, the two of them will need to swim to shore while pushing the chest. When the chest reaches a certain point, the other members of the tribe are allowed to run down and help bring the chest back to the starting point of the challenge.

Chest/Puzzle Pieces

This brings us to the last leg. Here the final two members of the tribe will crack open the chest and retrieve some puzzle pieces. These pieces will fit together to form a tower-type structure. The first tribe to complete the puzzle wins immunity and a case of beer. The second tribe will receive immunity and a bottle of wine. The third tribe will be ridiculed for the rest of the press junket.

The Line-Up:

With three sets of people doing such diverse activities, choosing the right duos was going to be the key to this challenge. Like I said before, all of us (except for our Dream Teamer) had been friends for years and worked well together. Almost like a tribe that’s spent the first 20 days together and genuinely enjoys each other.

Also playing in our favor was the fact that we had two very strong swimmers. These two are practically designed for water activities. There’s our boating team.

Picking our runners was relatively easy too, as one of our women has experience in running events and I enjoy jogging in a nearby park.

That left our puzzle star from Nicaragua and our Dream Teamer on puzzle duty. (NOTE: Our Dream Teamer was a super fit gentlemen, but we didn’t think it was fair to let him do one of the more physical legs of the challenge.)

The Strategy:

Now that we had our people in place, it was time to figure out how to go about everything. I’m a big believer in the little details making the difference in events like this. When Probst walked us through the jungle, it occurred to me that the path was way too narrow for the duos to be passing one another. Basically, whoever was in first when we entered the jungle, was going to stay in first. Odds were, all three duos would only be a second or two apart. So, it really didn’t matter if we were first or third.

Also, I’d always wondered in tethered challenges, why don’t the partners hold hands? A tether can pull you in a way you’re not used to or are not anticipating, but a hand can lead you, support you, and help you back up if you fall. I pitched this idea to my partner and she was on board. I believe the exact words I used may have been, “You’re Katniss, I’m Peeta, let’s do this.”

The Challenge:

We lined up on our mats, heard Probst’s first official “Survivors, ready? Go!” of the season, and were off. The Matsing duo rushed off to a lead and were the first two into the jungle. They were followed by Kalabaw, then by me and my partner. Like I had predicted, only a second or two separated all three teams.

Probst jogged behind us, giddy that my partner and I were in last place. We’ll see who laughs last, J-Pro.

The Matsing team seemed to be employing a strategy where they ran as far apart as possible so their tether could act as a barrier so that other teams couldn’t get by them. This caused them to fall a few times. However, since quarters were so tight, we really couldn’t pass them.

We hit the clearing and all went to our individual cargo nets. My partner and I dropped hands and quickly made the climb. We’d been tethered together in Gabon, so we knew to keep an eye on each other so as not to throw the other off. We were still behind, but not by much.

We went to work on the knots. I frantically dug into the ropes, while listening carefully for Probst’s commentary. I kept expecting to hear “Matsing has their oars!” or “Kalabaw is done with their ropes!” Those calls weren’t coming.

I made quick work of the first set and started on the second. My partner finished hers. Still nothing from Probst. I untied the final knot and threw open the box. Probst’s declaration that we had retrieved our oars was met by cries of “What?!” from our opponents. Success!

We skittered down the cargo net and headed back into the jungle. Probst followed closely behind. Our hand-holding technique worked beautifully as it seemed to let us cut around corners quickly.

(Not-So-Humble Brag: When it was all over, the production staff was very impressed by the hand-holding technique.)

As we approached the end of the jungle trail, Jeff said to us, “Get ready to hear your tribe explode!” He was right. It was awesome. We hit the field and our teammates cheered us on as we handed over the oars. Easily one of my favorite “Survivor” moments ever.

From there, our boating team started pushing the boat toward the water. One of the things we’d discussed is the importance of going straight over going fast. Without fail, every time there a boating challenge, one of the teams veers off in some bizarre direction. Our team handled it beautifully, making a straight shot for the buoy.

The other teams received their paddles a couple of minutes later. My partner and I high fived over the lead we’d given our paddlers.

One of the things that I hope doesn’t get lost in the magic of editing when you watch this challenge on Wednesday, September 19, 2012 at 8 p.m. ET is how long it took for the swimmers to bring the chests back to the shore. It had to be exhausting.

When our team was finally within range, I kicked off my shoes (assuming it’d make it easier to maneuver in the water) and rushed down to help them retrieve the chest. This was a nightmare. The chest was full of water and wouldn’t budge in the wet sand.

Eventually, we figured out that flipping it end over end was our best bet. Using this technique we got it up on the beach and were able to lift it to the mat.

From there, there really isn’t much to describe. Our boys cracked open the chest and went to work putting the tower together. It took a while to figure it out, but they had a big lead, didn’t panic, and brought us a victory.

The Aftermath:

In the end, who wins the challenge doesn’t really matter. We generously shared our spoils with everyone. If we had lost and been forced to go to Tribal Council, we would’ve just voted out our Dream Team member. And it’s not like anyone’s keeping track of win/loss records, although I contest that my 3 and 1 lifetime record makes me the Ozzy Lusth of the press team.

But the challenge itself is important. It helps production make changes that will make the final product more entertaining and more competitive. Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer said, “There will be 50% less knots for the actual challenge. Because it took forever for you guys to come out of the jungle.”

It’s important in that it taught me the value of experience and strategy. There’s a reason returnees have a history of going so deep into this game when they’re playing newbies.

And it’s important that it gave Jeff Probst a chance to poke fun at me. He loves that.

Don’t miss the premiere of “Survivor: Philippines” – Wednesday, September 19, 2012 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

Jonathan Penner (CBS)

XfinityTV.com sent me deep into the Philippines wilderness on a mission to bring you all kinds of “Survivor” stuff including behind-the-scenes tidbits, pre-game interviews with the cast, insights from “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer, a look at the first Tribal Council, and much more. I’ll be cranking out this goodness daily, so be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates on all of this season’s “Survivor” fun.

Name: Jonathan Penner
Age: 50
Home: Los Angeles, CA
Occupation: Writer
Tribe: Matsing
Previous Season: “Survivor: Cook Islands” and “Survivor: Micronesia – Fans Vs. Favorites”
Previous Results: Jonathan was the 14th person voted out of “Cook Islands” and was evacuated from “Fans vs. Favorites” after contracting a knee infection that had the potential to cost him his leg.

Gordon Holmes: Anyone who goes on “Survivor” assumes they’re going to get voted out, they’re going to lose to the jury, or they’re going home with a million dollars. Nobody ever thinks they’re going to be carted out due to an injury. What does that do to you when the game ends like that?
Jonathan Penner: It was devastatingly painful. I really had the game pretty well in hand. I was going to go deep in the game. And then an accident that was no fault of my own…it was infuriating. But, accidents do happen, it was bad luck on me. The fact that I was able to get out of the game when I did and not lose my leg, which is what they told me I was in danger of doing, it turned out to be good luck. I’m not going to limp for the rest of my life like they told me I might.
Holmes: You had to determine how fond you were of that leg.
Penner: I was very attached to that leg. I’m attached to walking without a limp. I’m attached to my life. And, so all of those things were saved. It was horrible, but at the end of the day it is a game. My safety is much more important. So (expletive deleted), stuff happens.

Holmes: You’re here now and you’re 100% ready to go.
Penner: 110%, man. I’m going to stomp this game.
Holmes: And you’re 50 now?
Penner: 50 years old.
Holmes: And you’re ready to go toe-to-toe with whoever they throw at you?
Penner: Yeah, I’m ready to go toe-to-toe. But you know, I’ll side step. I’m wise enough to know that I can’t go toe-to-toe. They’re going to come straight at me and I can’t win that game, but I can let them go by…”See ya. Run ahead, my friend.” And when you’re running ahead I see a target on your back. I’m happy to go a little slow and play the old man card to whatever degree I can. I’ll save my energy for the challenges.

Holmes: You were name dropped by Cochran in “Survivor: South Pacific.” He said, “All the greats go by their last names.”
Penner: (Laughs) I didn’t know who he was at the time, I’ve subsequently met him. He’s a very nice guy. Very smart guy. Smart enough to drop my name. Was I happy that he dropped my name? Sure. Because that means he respected my game. In the end, we actually wound up in a similar situation where he found himself scrambling. He had no other lifeline and so he flopped and tried to get to the team that would help him go further. That was a great lesson for me to watch in tandem with the mistakes I made the first time I played. And that was, you have to take care of the person on the furthest reach of your alliance. You have to make sure that they are tied in tightly and feel happy and secure. And that’s what I’m going to do.

Holmes: You have a reputation for being a very savvy player. Will that work in your favor? Will it put a target on your back?
Penner: I don’t know how savvy a player I am, man.
Holmes: No, I said you have a reputation for it.
Penner: (Laughs) I appreciate it. My savvy, I’ve never gone that far in the game. But I think I’m not a stupid person so I’m going to try to use whatever smarts I have out there. But I also, you’re right, it’s a double-edged sword. I don’t want to be so smart and play so hard that people say, “Oh my God, he’s a threat!” To me, the thing that I’m going to do differently this time is really play the long game. It’s a 39-day game. I played too hard, too fast and ended up playing a middle game in the beginning and an end game in the middle. I had nowhere else to go.

Holmes: Last time we saw you was in Micronesia. There’ve been quite a few changes since then with Redemption Island, One World, new immunity idol rules. Are you prepared to deal with whatever they throw at you?
Penner: I’ll have to. I hope that I can. I think the idols have gotten incredibly simple to find, it seems. Go to your beach and look under a rock. There will be a funny-looking tree somewhere. That plays to my advantage because they have to put it where anybody could find it. Anybody who gets the clue could get to the idol. So, I’m hoping to get to it first or align with whoever finds it.
Holmes: If there’s a twist to this season, what do you think it’s going to be?
Penner: I have to assume this is going to be about folks who got blown out of the game or med-evaced out of the game getting a second chance. It’s either that or Penner vs. the twenty four most beautiful women from the first twenty four seasons of “Survivor.” I actually like the second version better.Holmes: As would I.
Penner: But I think the first version makes more sense.

Holmes: What’ve you been up to since we last saw you in Micronesia?
Penner: I write. I write and produce, I’ve been making TV shows, I wrote a lot of scripts. I wrote a book right after Micronesia. I’m working on another book now. I’m working on a kids show with my wife. I’m attached to direct a movie. We’re rewriting a movie for her to direct. We’re going to co-direct a movie. But, you know, we’re doing the Hollywood hustle. That and loving my kids.

Holmes: Some people go into the game with some lines in the sand. They won’t lie, they won’t flirt, they won’t whatever. Do you have any boundaries you won’t cross?
Penner: I will lie, I will flirt.
Holmes: With the twenty four most beautiful women in “Survivor” history.
Penner: With whoever is out there. The mistake I’ve made with “Survivor” is forgetting that it’s not my life. I’m actually a pretty honest, straight-forward person and felt that these people would treat me the same way. That’s a mistake. These are not my friends, I do not know these people. I can lie to their face with impunity. I have no intention of hurting them like Russell (Hantz) did. That’s not the point. The point is it’s a game and this is my job for the next 39 days. So yeah, I’m prepared to do almost anything.

Holmes: Any plans for that million-dollar check they’re going to be handing you?
Penner: My kids.
Holmes: Tuition?
Penner: Yeah, my kid wants to be a doctor. He wants to go to medical school.
Holmes: Then you’re going to need every penny of that check.
Penner: I’m going to need all of it. I’d love to give my wife some fantastic present, because she has sacrificed. It’s easy for me. I’m out here having fun. It’s hard, but it is paradise. She’s at home taking care of business. My father is an older gentleman, but I’d love to buy him the car of his dreams. He’s always wanted an Avanti, which is a fabulous American car. My mother, I’d give her something cool. Then tuck some away for a rainy day.

Holmes: This is your third go round on this show. What is it about Jonathan Penner that makes fans want to see him again?
Penner: Dude, I have no idea.
Holmes: OK, I’ll give you my take when you’re done with yours.
Penner: I talk a lot. I’m not stupid. I play hard. I made some big mistakes. I played a swashbuckling game just to stay alive. I never meant to hurt anybody. All I wanted to do was stay alive as long as I could and have as much fun as I could. Maybe that’s what it is. I’m out here trying to experience as much as I can.
Holmes: I think it’s because you give Probst so much (expletive deleted).
Penner: (Laughs)
Holmes: And far be it from me to condone anyone giving Jeff Probst grief. He’s a prince of a guy. But, are we going to see more of that?
Penner: Turn over a new leaf? Not at all. I’ll certainly give him (expletive deleted), but I can’t do it too soon. I can’t seem too familiar. I have to play as new as they are. But if he gives me any (expletive deleted), I’ll give him (expletive deleted). Because he deserves it.
Holmes: I think he appreciates it.
Penner: He does!
Holmes: If you go in there and suck up to him, he doesn’t buy it.
Penner: He’s a real guy’s kind of a guy. I take no guff from him, but I don’t want it to seem like it’s the Penner and Probst Show.

Holmes: This is your third and possibly final rodeo. How do you make this the one people remember you for?
Penner: I’m going to win. It may not be the same kind of TV that it was the first two times. My exit couldn’t have been more dramatic the second time. My gameplay couldn’t have been bigger and more antagonizing the first time. I seemed to polarize everybody. So, it ain’t going to be like that. I’m going to win this time.

Don’t miss the premiere of “Survivor: Philippines” – Wednesday, September 19, 2012 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

'Survivor: Philippines' (Gordon Holmes)

The final three members of the cast of “Survivor: Philippines” were announced by CBS this morning, and as previously stated, they were a trio of returning players who were medically evacuated from an earlier season. However, for as different as their unfortunate injuries were, they all shared an eerie similarity…

They all occurred on their season’s sixth episode.

Dun dun dun…

XfinityTV.com sent me deep into the Philippines wilderness on a mission to meet these men and bring you all kinds of “Survivor” stuff including behind-the-scenes tidbits, pre-game interviews with the cast, insights from “Survivor” host Jeff Probst and Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer, a look at the first Tribal Council, and much more. I’ll be cranking out this goodness daily, so be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates on all of this season’s “Survivor” fun.

But first, let’s meet these recovered returnees…

	Name: Michael Skupin Age: 50 Home: White Lake, MI Occupation: Professional Speaker, Author, and Coach Tribe: Tandang Previous Season: “Survivor: The Australian Outback” Reason for Evacuation: Michael inhaled too much smoke while trying to keep the Kucha tribe’s fire going and passed out face first into the coals.
	Name: Russell Swan Age: 45 Home: Glenside, PA Occupation: Environmental Attorney Tribe: Matsing Previous Season: “Survivor: Samoa” Reason for Evacuation: Russell fainted multiple times during a challenge in which he was blindfolded and made to push a giant ball around an obstacle course. Jeff Probst has described this as, “The scariest moment I’ve ever had on the show.”
	Name: Jonathan Penner Age: 50 Home: Los Angeles, CA Occupation: Writer Tribe: Kalabaw Previous Season: “Survivor: Cook Islands” and “Survivor: Micronesia – Fans Vs. Favorites” Previous Results: Jonathan was the 14th person voted out of “Cook Islands” and was evacuated from “Fans vs. Favorites” after contracting a knee infection that had the potential to cost him his leg.

Don’t miss the premiere of “Survivor: Philippines” on Wednesday, September 19, 2012 at 8 p.m. ET.