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Things I Would Do If I Was Pregnant

June 17, 2011

I know I exaggerate a lot on this blog, but believe me when I make the following statement…

Everyone around me is pregnant.

OK, maybe not the guys, but the majority of their wives are knocked up.

I’m cool with this. New beginnings, bundles of joy, life is beautiful, blah blah blah. My only concern is that I’m finding myself a bit jealous of the preggos.

No, not that I can’t enjoy the magic of what it must feel like to create a life. It just seems like a wonderful way to mess with people…as I’m about to illustrate.

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