Posts Tagged ‘pregnant’

Adventures In Pregnancy – The Dorito Incident

August 15, 2011

My buddy at work seems to get a kick out of torturing her husband with odd, pregnant-lady food requests. I’m cool with this because I get a kick out of her stories. Here is but one of them…

Adventures in Pregnancy

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Things I Would Do If I Was Pregnant

June 17, 2011

I know I exaggerate a lot on this blog, but believe me when I make the following statement…

Everyone around me is pregnant.

OK, maybe not the guys, but the majority of their wives are knocked up.

I’m cool with this. New beginnings, bundles of joy, life is beautiful, blah blah blah. My only concern is that I’m finding myself a bit jealous of the preggos.

No, not that I can’t enjoy the magic of what it must feel like to create a life. It just seems like a wonderful way to mess with people…as I’m about to illustrate.

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