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‘Survivor: South Pacific’ Pre-Game Interview: Jeff Probst

September 13, 2011

The first few days of “Survivor” must be ridiculously stressful for the crew. Everyone has their fingers crossed hoping the castaways are interesting, the challenges are entertaining, and the host’s new shirt color pops.

Fortunately for the start of “Survivor: South Pacific,” it seems like they scored on all three fronts.

I spoke to that host, four-time Emmy winner Jeff Probst, on the first day of shooting and had a chance to get his thoughts on how Redemption Island has been received, the contenders and pretenders in the new cast, and the evolution of his shirts…

Gordon Holmes: “Survivor” took a major leap last season with the addition of the Redemption Island twist. What did you guys learn from the way that changed the show?
Jeff Probst:
I think what we learned from “Redemption Island” is that Janet (Gordon’s mom) should be sent there. Because Janet is a mom who deserves a second chance. It’s not Janet’s fault that Gordon turned out the way he did. Janet, from all accounts, was a great mom who was saddled with an unusually large burden; how to raise this kid? He grows up, he travels the world, he uses his brain for insight, observing human nature and writing about it. But at the end of the day he’s a bit of a grumppopotamus.
Holmes: (Laughing) No idea how to spell that…
Probst: So, I think we should send Janet to Redemption Island and we treat her to a spa-like environment. Hopefully we can make her life a little better than it’s been the past 30-something years.
Holmes: It amazes me how we’ve known each other over the years. We’ve only spent a few days together in Gabon, in Nicaragua, and here and yet you can read me and my life like a book.
Probst: It’s instinct.
Holmes: It’s gotta be why they’ve got you hosting this show.
Probst: It’s primal.

Holmes: Redemption Island?
Probst:
Oh yeah, I think what we learned from Redemption Island is you can change a format and still have it work. I really like Redemption Island, I like the idea of a second chance. The idea originally came from the question, “How do we keep the characters we like?” Because there’s nothing we can do, This is not “The Apprentice.” Donald Trump is not in charge of who stays and who goes. So we thought if we had this loser’s bracket we could keep people around.
Holmes: What kind of feedback have you received?
Probst: Anytime you deviate from the norm you’re going to have people who say, “Aw man, I don’t like it.” But, I think it’s worth a second chance. I loved it, I heard a lot of people tell me they liked it. If it doesn’t work after this year and we decide it’s a big bust, we’ll go back to “Survivor” of old.
Holmes: The immunity idol wasn’t a huge hit right off the bat, but you tweaked it and now it’s a great addition. Will there be any changes this season to Redemption Island?
Probst: It wasn’t a big hit off of the bat? There are always people who want to say “no” to anything new. Anything. The thing about “Survivor” is it is an evolving game. Exile Island, hidden immunity idols, whatever it is, there’s going to be somebody who complains. Here’s what I believe to be true; the audience doesn’t always know what they want. And I know these words could come back to haunt me, but sometimes you have to kill off your main character. Sometimes you have to shift the show. The show evolves in a new way. I feel like that’s what’s happening with Redemption Island. We’re not abandoning the show, we’re just trying something new.
Holmes: Ralph Kiser, Matt Elrod, Andrea Boehlke, Mike Chiesl…if any one of those people had come back into the game and won it, they’d be the first person in the history of the game to be the sole survivor after having been voted out. Is there any concern that that could taint the legacy of the previous winners?
Probst: If we play this game long enough with Redemption Island in place, somebody will come back from Redemption and win. And you’ll be able to make all kinds of arguments if it was fair that they won it, whether it was as powerful…some will even say it was more impactful because they were voted out, had to win all these duels, and somehow worm their way back into the game. I really don’t think there’s a whole lot to Redemption Island other than people sitting around and saying, “Well, this is kind of different.” I really just see Redemption Island as a fun twist, nothing more than the hidden immunity idol. That’s the game, we twist it up. Next question, Gordon.

Holmes: Alright, I hate to follow up with another tough question, but a big difference we saw this morning was you wearing a green shirt. What was the thought process behind this dramatic change?
Probst:
The big news that TMZ and everybody seems to want to know about is that I wore…I wore a green shirt. It’s funny…it’s emotional a little bit. It doesn’t mean that the blue shirts and I are over. I’m just trying to expand my world a little bit. I’m trying to get the most I can out of this life. I wanted to wear green…and I don’t regret it.

Holmes: Why are we back in Samoa?
Probst:
There are a couple of reasons. One, there are only a couple of place you can go in the world right now between political unrest and weather problems. It’s not like there are 50 locations out there screaming for “Survivor.” We require quite a bit. We require a government that works with us. We require isolated islands. And we require an infrastructure that can house 325 people for many months. So, it’s a tall order. Another reason is we feel a kinship with this island community and they suffered a pretty lethal tsunami after we left two years ago. We tried to help out as much as we could, but by bringing the whole show back, you’re bringing in a lot of revenue and employment.

Holmes: Who do you like from this season’s cast?
Probst:
We have a great cast this season. I know I’ve said that every year, but 70% of the people this year I would be happy with them going to the end. The rest of them? Semhar? She’s in trouble. Stacey? Unfortunately in trouble. I wish that she’d last, but I don’t think she’s going to. Mark the cop, I think he’s in trouble.
Holmes: Who are the favorites?
Probst: Cochran. This little, nerdish kid from Harvard, who straight out of the gate in front of everybody says,  “Hey Probst, could you call me Cochran? Cause I just want to be like all the greats like Donaldson and Mariano and Penner. You call all the greats by their last names.” It seemed like such a little fanboy thing to do, but what he did psychologically was make himself likable. I think he knows what he’s doing and I don’t think there’s any chance he’ll be voted out first. He’s a student of the game and he’s very smart. I also like Rick the cowboy. I love the mustache, I love the hat, I love the belt buckle. And I love that he’s smart enough to know that even though he can fish and build a shelter, he’s holding back. I like Jim Rice as a villain. And even though he may think he’s not a villain…Jim, you’re a villain. On this show, you’re going to come off as a little untrustworthy, but a great interview. From the women, I like Mikayla a lot. She’s a tomboy. I hope she delivers. I hope she doesn’t dry up and fall away. I hope she digs down and fights to stay in this game.
Holmes: What can we expect from Brandon Hantz?
Probst: Brandon Hantz is one of the wild cards. Russell is his uncle and brought him to us, but we vetted him just like we would anyone else. We made sure to ask ourselves if he wasn’t Russell’s nephew, would we want him on the show? And the answer was absolutely. I think he’ll be a fish out of water. He’s young, he hasn’t done a lot of traveling. Here’s the dilemma. I trust him. I think he’s a nice guy. I think he’s a loving husband and a father. But I’m aware that what’s running through his blood is running through Russell’s blood and he could already be playing me.

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

‘Survivor: South Pacific’ Pre-Game Interview: Ozzy Lusth

September 12, 2011

For the first twenty one seasons of “Survivor,” every winner followed a simple rule…

Don’t get voted out.

But now with the continuation of last season’s Redemption Island twist, is it possible that someone would allow their teammates to vote them out in order to try their hand at the gauntlet of challenges? Returning favorite Ozzy Lusth is prepared to do just that.

I spoke with Ozzy in the days leading up to “Survivor: South Pacific” and had a chance to discuss this unique strategy, what he’s prepared to do to win, and how he feels about playing the game so soon after “Boston” Rob Mariano’s victory.

Gordon Holmes: Could you give me a quick rundown of your “Survivor” accomplishments for people who might be new to the show?
Ozzy Lusth:
Sure, I was on “Cook Islands,” I got second place. Missed a million dollars by one vote. I was on “Survivor: Micronesia,” was voted out ninth or something. I don’t know. I was voted out fairly early in the game because Parvati (Shallow) my alliance member decided that I needed to so she could win the million dollars.

Editor’s Note: Ozzy was the 12th person voted out of “Survivor: Micronesia – Fans Vs. Favorites.”

Holmes: What lessons did you learn from your first two seasons?
Lusth:
Oh man…basically to be more aware. Be aware of the signs that you’re going home. Don’t get too comfortable, make strong alliances, build your team in a smart way. And…kick some ass.

Holmes: We’re fresh off of seeing “Boston” Rob Mariano come back and win the whole thing. Do you think it’s going to be tougher on the returning players this season?
Lusth:
It does make me a little worried. But at the same time, it makes me comfortable.  I don’t want to be a loser here, but I’m ready to play the game. I don’t want to think about the past.
Holmes: What do you think the newbies’ reactions are going to be when they realize they’re going to be playing with you?
Lusth: Hopefully the tribe that gets me will be really excited. I think I am a huge asset  to this game. I’m also a big threat and that’s fairly obvious. But I’m an asset in that I can provide for people, I’m great in challenges. And once we make it to a merge I’m willing to bow out and take to Redemption Island if they so choose.
Holmes: So you’d be willing to take a trip to Redemption Island?
Lusth: Yeah, I do feel confident that that could happen. Redemption Island is a big factor this season and based on how Rob played the game last season, he won the game in a classic way. He did it by being a mastermind. I don’t know if I’m going to be able to take that approach. I’m probably going to have to take off to Redemption and try to make immunity run.

Holmes: You’re the first person to return to the game against newbies twice. What did you learn from your Fans vs. Favorites experience that you can use here?
Lusth:
You need to get on as many good sides as possible. Make yourself an asset and get out of the way. Let the big personalities clash. You don’t have to be a big personality right in the beginning. Let people get mad at each other. If there’s in-fighting, use that to your advantage. There are always people on the outs at the beginning of the game.

Holmes: Ben “Coach” Wade is this season’s other returning player. What are your first impressions of him?
Lusth:
My first impressions of Coach are pretty comical, actually. I think he’s a good guy deep down. I think he respects how I play the game, and I respect how he plays. I think he plays with a certain amount of honor, and hopefully we’ll be able to play together. We’ll probably be split up in the beginning. I hope we both make it far enough that we can turn the game on its head.

Holmes: Do you draw a line with how deceptive you’re prepared to be?
Lusth:
I’m ready to be deceptive. Don’t get me wrong, I want to play this game in a stand-up and honorable way, but I’m also ready to cut some throats. I’d rather that be in the beginning, people who aren’t going to be on the jury.

Holmes: What’re the plans for when you bring home that million-dollar check?
Lusth:
When I win the million dollars a large portion of that is going to my non-profit.
Holmes: Your non-profit? Let’s hear about that.
Lusth: Let’s see…well I started a non-profit, it’s to build skate parks in Mexico. It’s called mexicoskateproject.org and it’s something I really believe in. There’s over 2,000 skate parks in the United States and Canada and in Mexico there are less than ten viable skate parks. And I want to change that. I want to develop in countries around the world. I think skateboarding is an amazing thing and it’s helped me in my life and I know it can help at-risk youth.

Holmes: You’re a handsome gentleman.
Lusth:
Why, thank you.
Holmes: Don’t mention it.  I know flirting has been one of your tools in the past. Is that something that could come into play here?
Lusth: Of course! Flirting has to come into play. You have to use everything that God gave you. Flirting will come into play. My handsome, devilish good looks…even if I’ve got to flirt with some guys. I think that was actually one of the speeches I gave to get on the show the first time. “I’ll flirt with guys, I’ll flirt with girls, it doesn’t matter! Put me on the show!”

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

More “Survivor” Fun: XFINITY TV sent Gordon Holmes into the heart of the South Pacific to get a first-hand look at the filming of the latest edition of “Survivor.” Be sure to check back for an exclusive interviews with host Jeff Probst, behind-the-scenes photos, and more.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

The Winner of ‘Survivor: South Pacific’ Is…Lisa Simpson?

September 9, 2011

After reading that headline you’re probably thinking, “Oh great…Gordon spent a little too much time in the Samoan sun.” Now that may be true, but hear me out. Every time I interview a new “Survivor” cast, I always try to get a feel for how they’re going to play the game. Unfortunately, I always get a similar answer…

“I’m going to play under the radar, and I’m going to get a good strong alliance, and I’m only going to lie if I have to.”

So this time, I tried to figure out what kind of person they’d want to align with. Did they want someone everybody else would hate? Someone they could control? Someone they could trust? Someone whose coattails they could ride?

And seeing as they didn’t know anything about the cast of people they were about to share a beach with I needed a diverse group of characters for them to choose from.

Enter “The Simpsons.”

So, I asked each player and ‘Survivor’ host Jeff Probst who they’d align with if they were playing the game with the “Simpsons” universe.

Jeff Probst: I think…Marge. I think Marge and I could go a long ways together. Just judging how she works in that family…she’s a little misunderstood. I think Marge is a party waiting to happen. And I think I could get Marge’s vote until the end. Then I’d have no problem gutting her when I had to.

Brandon Hantz: Homer, cause he’s about as dumb as a box of rocks. I’d bring that sucker to the end. He’s kind of like Phillip (Sheppard). No disrespect, Phillip. Well, that was disrespectful… I think he’s a silly guy, and it worked for Boston Rob (Mariano).

Dawn Meehan: I’d probably align with Lisa. I’ve got this girl power thing. I feel like there could be some stronger women on “Survivor”…no offense to those who have played because I’ve never played. But my feeling is I’m looking to play with strong people who are willing to take risks.

Sophie Clarke: I never really watched “The Simpsons” or any TV but I’ve seen “Scrubs” and there are these dweeby guys that make big plans to kill the world. And they’re led by the janitor. I think of myself as the janitor. A smart guy surrounded by very nice, very well-meaning, but perhaps naïve people.

Semhar Tadesse: Not Apu…not Mr. Burns… I’d totally go for Lisa because I find her to be honest and trustworthy. I think I could depend on her and she’s very smart.

Christine Shields Markoski: Maybe Homer because he’s lazy, he’s annoying, and nobody will like him. I would have the best chance to win against him.

John Cochran: Millhouse and Krusty the Clown. Millhouse because I want someone who looks nerdier than I do, so when they start targeting the nerds I won’t be the first to go. And he seems like a bright guy, although I’m not sure why he’s friends with Bart. And Krusty because he seems like a Phillip character or a Coach. He’s a very grating guy. He has his manic states and his depressed states. But nobody’s going to be gunning for me when there’s a Krusty the Clown to vote out first.

Mikayla Wingle: It’d probably be somebody like Lisa. She’s smart and knows exactly what’s going on. I wouldn’t want someone like Bart who’d be loud and outspoken and drawing attention. Bart’s a lot like Phillip.

Elyse Umemoto
:  I’m not a big “Simpsons” follower, but I am a huge fan of “Family Guy.” And I know that if I had to attach myself to someone there it’d be Stewie.  Stewie always has a plan, he looks innocent, he’s angelic, he’s got this accent, people like him. But at the end of the day he’s a smart-ass. He knows what he wants. He has got his game going.

Albert Destrade:   From a challenge perspective? Definitely got to go with Duffman. Strategy wise? Gotta be Montgomery Burns, the guy knows how to make things happen. And if you want a blind yes you have to go with Homer. He’s always going to vote with you. And he doesn’t have the mental fortitude to blindside you.

Whitney Duncan: You don’t want to take someone that other people like. So, it’s going to be hard because your natural instinct is to take someone you like.

Stacey Powell: I’d want to be with Bart. I’d want somebody smart and brave.  Bart’ll get in there and do whatever. It ain’t no thing to Bart. I want to be in there with strong people.

Jim Rice: I would align myself with Smithers. He’s loyal and he’d never go behind your back. He’s a loyal dude.

Keith Tollefson: This is pretty easy. I think it’d be someone like Moe. Moe is going to take so much of the focus on him. He doesn’t seem like an intelligent guy. You can fade off into the background and still pull the strings.

Rick Nelson: I don’t watch “The Simpsons” but for me I want someone who’ll go out there and actually work. And if you’re a good worker, you’re probably loyal. I want someone with good ethics who’s a good self-starter.

Edna Ma: It might be Mr. Burns because he’s kind of like Russell. If he has his resources around him he’s able to do what he wants. And if we get to the final Tribal Council, and it’s me vs. Mr. Burns? Hopefully it’ll be a Natalie White strategy.

Mark Caruso: It’d be Lisa or Marge. Why? Lisa has the intelligence, but she also has a true heart. And Marge cause she’s a nurturer, which I am. But she’s also a lunatic and crazy. I can use that to control her.

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

More “Survivor” Fun: XFINITY TV sent Gordon Holmes into the heart of the South Pacific to get a first-hand look at the filming of the latest edition of “Survivor.” Be sure to check back for exclusive interviews with Ozzy Lusth and host Jeff Probst, behind-the-scenes photos, and more.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

The Tagi Stratagem

September 9, 2011

The art renaissance continues with a piece I did that depicts my favorite moment in “Survivor” history.

In it, Richard Hatch realizes that winning the final challenge will ultimately cost him the game. If he takes Rudy Boesch to the finals, the former Navy SEAL will clobber him. If he takes Kelly Wiglesworth, the jury will turn on him for stabbing his friend in the back. So, he quit. It ultimately won him a million dollars and turned me into a “Survivor” fan for life.

Survivor Borneo

‘Survivor: South Pacific’ Pre-Game Interview: Benjamin ‘Coach’ Wade

September 8, 2011

Benjamin “Coach” Wade has to be up there with Russell Hantz when it comes to “Survivor’s” most polarizing characters. You either love the guy or you hate him.

Me? I love him. And I didn’t really know how to explain that to people who’ve never met him until I heard this quote in a trailer for a recent movie…

“If I could love something as much as Ned loves everything…” – Miranda in “My Idiot Brother”

That’s how I feel about Coach. The man doesn’t half do anything. Even when we did the Power Rankings for “Survivor: Nicaragua” he always showed genuine enthusiasm and was constantly coming up with creative ideas.

Too bad he isn’t going to win “Survivor: South Pacific.”

My money says some combination of the anti-all-star sentiment that’s been building up and the fact that people probably won’t take him seriously are going to be too much for him to overcome.

I had a chance to chat with the self-professed Dragon Slayer in the days before “Survivor: South Pacific” to find out how he’s going to deal with a deck that appears to be stacked against him, his thoughts on his all-star counterpart Ozzy, and how XFINITY TV’s Power Rankings competition made him a stronger player…

Gordon Holmes: How would you describe your previous appearances on “Survivor” to someone who might be new to the show?
Benjamin “Coach” Wade:
My first season in Tocantins, it was a great season. Epicness abounded. I was definitely the type-A Coach personality. I hit you right between the eyes. I polarized everybody. A lot of people loved me, a lot of people hated me. I got asked to come back as a villain. It was season twenty, “Heroes vs. Villains.” And there I took a softer approach. And things didn’t work out so well for me there, I was the first person on the jury. But I think the third time’s the charm.
Holmes: And what’ve you learned from your first two appearances?
Coach: There’s an old Arabian proverb that says, “Arrogance diminishes wisdom,” and I think coming out here and appearing arrogant has hurt my game. And so one of the things I’ve learned is to be more humble. But I really think that my biggest problem is that I’ve come out here and I’ve had this destiny to become one with the universe, to strip away the shackles of society and to really have this journey of self discovery. But everyone’s out here for a different reason. There might be two girls sitting on the beach who may not be doing anything around camp and that’d normally drive me crazy. I’ve got to relate to them where they’re at. Instead of being rigid as a rod, I’ve got to be able to bend and see that everybody has their own unique experience out here. I have to blend with their journey. I can’t say “If you don’t want to be a true warrior out here, get off the bus.”

Holmes: Odds are all of the new contestants will have seen one of your previous seasons. What do you think the reaction is going to be when they first see you?
Coach:
I think if I were coming here after one season people would’ve seen Coach and rolled their eyes. They’re thinking, “This guy’s delusional.” But I think having that second chapter, that second season that I played, I think it helped soften the edges. But some people are going to say, “We need to get rid of this guy right off the bat.”
Holmes: How do you counter that?
Coach: There are two things on “Survivor” that are important, across the board; number one is having numbers into the merge. And number two is finding somebody that you can trust. So, to combat the tribe from voting me out immediately I want to win challenges, I want to be an animal in the challenges. And I always want them to know they can trust me. One thing that’s been consistent about my game is I play with honor and integrity.

Holmes: Returning players have squared off with new players three times. Of those three times, the returning players have won twice and reached the finals once. And to shine more of a spotlight on that, Boston Rob won it all last season. Does this put a bigger target on your back?
Coach:
I know there’s going to be a big target on my back, but I’m not going to worry about that. I’m going to make myself valuable to the tribe, I’m going to be my typical gregarious stuff. Maybe I’ll tell a few stories out there, entertain the troops so to speak. But I just want to be myself and be genuine and let them know that I’m here as an asset, not necessarily as a coach. I think if I make that understood they’re going to want to keep me around.

Holmes: One of the big crimes that took place during “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains’ was the fact that they never showed any of the Arthurian legend-themed nicknames you’d prepared for the cast. Will we be seeing anything like that this season?
Coach:
Being the slayer of dragons, I of course have to come in with some type of alliance/nemesis/warrior history at my belt, so I think this time I’m going to do something with Greek mythology.

Holmes: How do you feel about the Redemption Island twist?
Coach:
I like the twist because it gives you a chance if you’re voted off, and I’ve never had that luxury. The thing I dislike about Redemption Island is if there’s somebody you want to get off who’s really good at challenges they might come back to haunt you.

Holmes: “Heroes vs. Villains” was shot in Samoa, what do the new contestants have to look forward to in this specific location?
Coach:
I like the coconuts; that was a nice change from beans and rice. But the contestants can look forward to a lot of rain, a lot of dampness. It’s hard to build fires out here just because it’s so wet. Hopefully there’ll be good fishing. I think the main thing out here is that it’s very humid, and because of that you sweat a lot and need to keep hydrated.

Holmes: What was your reaction when you learned that Ozzy Lusth would be the other returning player?
Coach:
When I looked across the beach and saw that Ozzy was going to be my competition it threw me for a loop in the beginning. I thought it was going to be Phillip (Sheppard). So I thought; do I want to work with him? Yes.  Do I want to compete with him? Also yes, because he’s a great competitor and I want to fight with the best. But I was excited to see him because he’s one of the best all-time competitors in this game.

Holmes: Will your experience as a “Survivor” Power Rankings player help you at all in the game?
Coach:
Having been unable to slay the dragon that is Gordon Holmes in the past, I think it did give me an insight into the game itself. I really didn’t watch the game for the strategic value. But it allowed me to look at the game as a strategy and to figure out who’s going to be on the outs. So, I think that will definitely help me.
Holmes: So when you win, I get an assist, right?
Coach: I think you will be the power assist leader. I’ll have to give you at least half of the credit.

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

More “Survivor” Fun: XFINITY TV sent Gordon Holmes into the heart of the South Pacific to get a first-hand look at the filming of the latest edition of “Survivor.” Be sure to check back for exclusive interviews with Ozzy Lusth and host Jeff Probst, behind-the-scenes photos, and more.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

A Sneak Peek at ‘Survivor: South Pacific’s’ First Immunity Challenge

September 7, 2011

No visit to the set of “Survivor” would be complete without getting down and dirty in one of their trademark immunity challenges. It’s a great opportunity to step into the contestants’ buffs and see what the show is really about.

Now usually the press squares off against a group of athletic young adults known as “The Dream Team.” The Dream Team has many jobs on location, but mainly they’re there to test the challenges to make sure everything is fair, relatively safe, and interesting. However, since there were more press members than there were open slots on the press team this year, we decided to split the press up into two teams with the new press on one side and the classic press (we don’t like the term “old”) on the other. To fill out the ranks, there’d be two Dream Teamers on our side and four Dream Teamers on the new press’s side.

Note: When you visit “Survivor,” it helps to get into a “Survivor” mindset. That includes gaming the system to work in your favor. Splitting the teams into classic press vs. new press was the classic press’s idea. We arranged it that way because we thought we were more athletically inclined than the new press.

Another Note: You can’t trust the classic press as far as you can throw them.

On the way to the event it occurred to me that I’ve had a different thought process each time I’ve run a challenge…

In Gabon I was a fresh-faced newbie who was hoping not to embarrass himself. In fact, the mystique surrounding the Dream Team was so well played up by the crew that I was fully expecting to get my Kota kicked. And I did. They blew us out of the leech-infested water.

In Nicaragua I’d had a few years to think about the shellacking I‘d received at the hands of the Dream Team and was willing to do anything necessary to at least be competitive. Did this new frame of mind make a difference? I don’t know, but the mighty Dream Team fell at the hands of the out-of-shape journalists that day.

And now having tasted previous victory I wasn’t going to be happy just being competitive. Anything less than a win was going to ruin my day.

So, I went into this season’s exhibition with a couple of questions I wanted answers to…

Does Experience Really Matter? Running a “Survivor” immunity challenge isn’t like doing your local Warrior Dash (not that Warrior Dashes aren’t awesome). During an immunity challenge the scenery is epic, dozens of camera men are chasing you around, and Jeff Probst is dying (ahem…DYING) to point out your every little mistake.

Does Having a Win Under Your Belt Matter? One of the big moments last season was when Zapatera threw a challenge in order to vote off Russell Hantz. Jeff Probst often mentioned this as the turning point that helped “Boston” Rob’s Ometepe tribe eventually wipe them out.

Now on to the challenge…
zig

The Zig-Zag

Both teams run through a series of beams. The beams intersect at two points. At those points, the teams must crawl under the beams. Since both sets of beams overlap, there’s bound to be some pushing and shoving between the teams.

Before the challenge, we were tipped off that one of the opposing Dream Teamers had come up with a strategy where he’d hold back one of the opposing tribe’s weaker players. This strategy didn’t make sense to us, as neither team would be able to advance until all of their players had made it through the obstacle. We decided that if he did try to implement this strategy, one of our people should hold him there and then it’d eventually become a one-on-one race.

Sure enough, that exact scenario took place. However, instead of letting the two people fight it out, everyone else dove back into the fray. And believe me, it got ugly. At one point as I was being held down by countless arms and legs a female shoe bounced in front of me. I grabbed it, looked around and realized it belonged to an opposing team member, and promptly chucked it out of the course. (What did I tell you about trusting classic press members?)

Eventually we all managed to wiggle out of the zig-zag course. As we’d predicted, both teams were dead even.

It wasn’t until after the challenge that we realized what a toll those little wrestling matches had taken on us. I ended up with scratches and bruises up and down both arms and legs. My right knee was busted open and I had a lump the size of a strawberry over my right eye. And I didn’t even get the worst of it, one of the Dream Teamers ended up with blood gushing from his nose. The last time an exhibition bout got this out of hand Apollo Creed died.

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The Coconut Curtain

The coconut curtain is basically a huge cube that is full of strands of team-colored coconuts. To advance, the team must work their way through the curtain without getting tangled.

A Dream Teamer had advised us to cover our…you know…as we passed through this obstacle. Apparently they were at just the right height to cause some damage. I came up with the brilliant strategy of crawling. I’d be able to avoid the majority of the strands and protect my…stuff. This proved to be a mistake as it slowed my team down. Not only that, but my team left a second before I reached the mat and Probst called them all back.

Great, now if we lose the target’s on my back. I love my alliance, but I don’t trust them enough to think they wouldn’t vote me out over something like that.
wall

The Wall

Not much to describe here. It’s just a wall.

Here’s where our experience really kicked in. Before the challenge started we’d decided the order people should go up and over the wall. Our biggest guy would go first. Our second biggest guy (yours truly) would go second. That way we had a strong base to pull people up. Third would be the person who would do the next leg of the challenge so he could rest. And the last person would be our most fit guy. He wouldn’t need a boost, he’d be able to jump high enough so that we could get a hold of him.

Our plan worked to perfection, but our opponents still had a slight lead.

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The Machete

The next leg of the course consisted of a lone player from each team digging in a pit for a machete. Once they had the machete, they’d have to hack through a series of five ropes. Once all five ropes were cut, a mechanism would release hundreds of coconuts.

Experience came into play in this leg as well. There was a good bit of digging in the Gabon challenge, and the press member who was the best there was Entertainment Weekly’s Dalton Ross. Beforehand we went over the techniques that had worked well there. Half the battle in a digging challenge is making sure you’re not pushing sand back into the hole with your legs.

While Ross was hard at work, the team members who’d be performing the final leg didn’t cheer him on. We sat back and conserved our energy.

Ross performed like a champ, and earned us our first lead of the challenge.
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Coconut Basketball

For the final leg, three players from each team needed to shoot coconuts into a basket. Once the basket was filled with enough coconuts to lift its counterweight a flag would raise and announce the victor.

Fun Fact: I suck at basketball. As in arguably the worst basketball player in the history of forever.

So, why did I agree to be my team’s third member? Because when we strategized beforehand, they’d convinced me that having a lefty on the left-hand side would open up the course for everyone else to be as close to the basket as possible.

Maybe that doesn’t make a ton of sense now, but it sounded good then.

And truth be told, I didn’t do too bad. Well, except for when I almost killed Jeff Probst.

In my defense, the coconuts had varying weights, and throwing them wasn’t the easiest thing to do. So, if one of the ones I threw happened to go way off course and head directly toward America’s favorite reality show host I can hardly be blamed. Fortunately, J-Pro has the reflexes of a jungle cat and was able to get out of the way. Disaster averted.

Near coconut-assisted homicide aside, the lead Dalton had built for us was significant and my teammates and I had no problem filling the basket and bringing home a win for our team.

So what did I learn?

Does Experience Matter? Totally. I don’t think I heard Probst’s commentary the entire time. The cameras didn’t register either. Also without our previous experience, I doubt we’d have thought to take breaks during the course. Maybe things like this will serve Ozzy and Coach well.

Does Having a Win Matter? Probably. It definitely helped cut down on pre-game nerves. I doubt it was the main reason Ometepe steamrolled Zapatera, but it didn’t hurt.

How Does It Feel to Be Over .500 Lifetime in Challenges? Awesome.

Should You Throw a Coconut at a Beloved Three-Time Emmy Winner?
No.

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

More “Survivor” Fun: XFINITY TV sent Gordon Holmes into the heart of the South Pacific to get a first-hand look at the filming of the latest edition of “Survivor.” Be sure to check back for exclusive interviews with the returning All-Stars and host Jeff Probst, behind-the-scenes photos, and more.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Will a ‘Survivor’ Statistic Doom All Stars Ozzy and Coach?

August 31, 2011

“Survivor” has featured three seasons where returning players have squared off against new players. Of those three seasons, a returning player has won twice…

“Survivor: Guatemala” – “Survivor: Palau” competitors Stephenie LaGrossa and Bobby Jon Drinkard returned to play the game with sixteen new players. LaGrossa made it to the finals but lost to newcomer Danni Boatwright.

“Survivor: Fans Vs. Favorites”
– Parvati Shallow and nine other “Survivor” All Stars faced off against ten “Survivor” fans. Shallow defeated fellow All Star Amanda Kimmel at the final Tribal Council.

“Survivor: Redemption Island” – “Survivor” Hall of Famers “Boston” Rob Mariano and Russell Hantz played against sixteen inexperienced players. Mariano went on to get the best of Natalie Tenerelli and Phillip Sheppard in the end.

I asked this season’s new players (and the guy that hosts the show) what that little tidbit means to them…

Jeff Probst: Wow! Very interesting stat. That does say there’s something to experience in this game. I think Rob winning last year is going to make it very difficult for Ozzy and Coach this year. But, if Ozzy can get his game together socially and get in an alliance that will take him to the merge, and then they send him to Redemption? Ozzy can get back in this game and Ozzy could win it. It’s possible.

Whitney Duncan: They already know this game, they’ve done it. They have a big advantage. I think they should help us build our shelter really nice, real pretty, then vote them off.

Rick Nelson: I think we’re fools if we keep them past the first Tribal Council. We need to get them out of there just as fast as we can. They’ve had their chance.

Edna Ma: It’ll be important to get rid of them quickly. My strategy will be to convince my tribemates to vote them off because the jury will be sympathetic to them.

Mark Caruso: It depends on who we’re playing with. If you’re afraid, you’re going to follow somebody, and you’re going to get what you deserve.

Christine Shields Markoski: That statistic means absolutely nothing to me. It has no bearing on my game.

John Cochran: Rob was playing with a bunch of idiots. If Rob was playing with me he wouldn’t have had nearly as much luck. I’m the X-factor here. I’m not going to be star-struck by them. They don’t bring back winning players. That means they’re losers. I see no reason to idolize somebody who’s lost. I have a better record than they do. I’m not going to have stars in my eyes when Cirie gets off the helicopter. Your statistic means nothing. I’m here to break statistics. I’m a statistical anomaly.

Mikayla Wingle: That’s not a good statistic for us. But, if they come into the game and are good people who want to work, let’s keep them.

Stacey Powell: It’s a very telling statistic. And it means we can’t let them get too far into the game.

Elyse Umemoto: That statistic is relevant, but at the end of the day it’s anybody’s game. The game can change in a minute.

Albert Destrade:  I think it’s going to be important to communicate that at some point we’re going to have to turn on the returning players. They’re going to be able to charm the jury. It’s important to not let a returner get to the end.

Brandon Hantz: I don’t think it matters at all. It all matters how they adapt to the tribe.

Dawn Meehan: The All Stars need to go early.

Sophie Clarke: I think a lot of that is due, not to them returning, but because they were the best of their seasons. I’ve been reading a lot of “Art of War” and there’s some quote about “A wise man does once what it takes a foolish man a couple of times. “ Parvati didn’t win her first time. She won her second time.

Jim Rice: I think that the fact that All Stars have won two times before makes it very difficult for them to win again. I think it’ll be nearly impossible.

Keith Tollefson: It basically proves that new players look up to them for leadership. They’ve done it before and we haven’t. But the reason they win is because they pull the wool over everyone’s eyes.

Semhar Tadesse: We need to vote them out immediately.

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

More “Survivor” Fun: XFINITY TV sent Gordon Holmes into the heart of the South Pacific to get a first-hand look at the filming of the latest edition of “Survivor.” Be sure to check back for exclusive interviews with the returning All-Stars and host Jeff Probst, behind-the-scenes photos, and Gordon’s personal (and injury-filled) account of what it’s like to compete in an actual immunity challenge.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Two ‘Survivor’ Favorites Join the Cast of ‘Survivor: South Pacific’

August 24, 2011

It’ll be the Challenge Player squaring off against the Dragon Slayer this fall when Ozzy Lusth and Ben “Coach” Wade join the cast of “Survivor: South Pacific.” This will be the third appearance in the popular reality series for both men, however neither has ever taken home the show’s million-dollar prize.

When asked why the two favorites were invited back, “Survivor” host Jeff Probst said, “We looked at many different line-ups. We had all kinds of cards lined up with names, we had some women in the mix. We finally decided on Ozzy and Coach because they seemed to be an opposite-side-of-the-coin pairing. Ozzy is the real deal. He’s dominant in challenges, he’s like a fish in the water, he can climb a tree, he can start fire, he can build a shelter. Coach lives a life like he’s the real deal, but Coach really…a lot of people would say…is a pretender. And I love Coach, I adore Coach, but if you’re watching the show there’s still a question mark.

“So when we put them together, they were opposite sides of the coin who had one thing in common, and what they had in common was both of their social games suck. Ozzy got voted out with an idol in his pocket, and Coach…ugh…he fell in love with Jerri (Manthey) he needed guidance from Tyson (Apostol), he didn’t know what to do. So, both of these guys have a redemption story.”

Ozzy Lusth was the first runner-up in “Survivor: Cook Islands” and was the twelfth person voted out of “Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites.”

Ben “Coach” Wade was the fourth runner-up in “Survivor: Tocantins” and was the ninth person voted out of “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains.” He was also defeated in the “Survivor: Nicaragua” Power Rankings by XFINITY TV’s “Survivor” fella Gordon Holmes.

Some of the new cast will be happy to see Coach and Ozzy, some won’t. Check out who the new players were hoping to see enter the game.

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

More “Survivor” Fun: XFINITY TV sent Gordon Holmes into the heart of the South Pacific to get a first-hand look at the filming of the latest edition of “Survivor.” Be sure to check back for exclusive interviews with Ozzy Lusth, Coach Wade, and host Jeff Probst, behind-the-scenes photos, and Gordon’s personal (and injury-filled) account of what it’s like to compete in an actual immunity challenge.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Who Are the Returning ‘Survivor: South Pacific’ All Stars?

August 23, 2011

Yesterday we were introduced to “Survivor: South Pacific’s” sixteen new competitors. However, we still don’t know who the two returning “Survivor” All Stars are. I took an informal poll of the newbies to find out who they think the All Stars will be, who they don’t want to see, and who they’d like to play against…

Brandon Hantz: I’d like for it to be Matt (Elrod). He’s a great player…wait, sorry…he’s not a great player, he’s a great person.

Dawn Meehan: I hope it’s somebody from the “Redemption Island” cast so I can have my vindication. (Laughs) I hope it’s someone like Matt or Mike (Chiesl) or Phillip (Sheppard).

Sophie Clarke: I think it could be Matt from last season only because it’s a good story. And I’m OK with that. Matt’s so obsessed with God; whatever God wants goes. And I don’t think God is watching “Survivor.”

Semhar Tadesse
: I have no idea . I would hope that they would be Fabio (Judson Birza) and Sandra (Diaz-Twine) because I like them a lot.

Christine Shields Markoski: I hope it’s not Russell (Hantz). I hope it’s Ozzy (Lusth), I think he and I would get along very well. And I hope it’s Phillip because I think my skills teaching students that don’t speak English with special needs will help me work with Phillip very well.

John Cochran: I’m not happy about returning players. I have some theories about who it could be. I was thinking Coach (Ben Wade) vs. Phillip…a battle of the lunatics or whatever.  I’d be OK with that. As grating as they can be, they’d be easy to get rid of right off of the bat. I wouldn’t like it to be anyone charming or likable. That’s the thing with Rob (Mariano).  He’s so charming. And I wouldn’t like to see Ozzy because he’s such a great provider, and he’s this handsome, rugged, “Jungle Book”-looking guy.

Mikayla Wingle
: I would love for it to be somebody like Rupert (Boneham). That’d be fun and happy. But I think they’re going to go with somebody conniving. I think it’s going to be somebody like Parvati (Shallow). Somebody who’s flirtatious in their ways and can maneuver their way around things. She’s not a great physical player though. I’d have no problem beating her in challenges.

Elyse Umemoto: I don’t have as much background as I’d like in the history of “Survivor.” But I’d be a little concerned if Russell came back.

Albert Destrade:  I did the math and I definitely think it’s going to be two guys. The two guys I least want to be here are the guys from last season, Russell and Rob. I think they’d view me as a threat.

Stacey Powell: I don’t care who they are, but they’ve got to go.

Jim Rice: I’m really hoping it’s someone like Matt or James (Clement). Someone who’s really good at challenges. That’ll help me get to the merge, then they’ll be the first person voted out.

Keith Tollefson: I don’t want it to be Russell and Boston Rob. I think Matt would be a good one to come back because he’s the king of Redemption Island.

Whitney Duncan: I felt bad for Matt last season for living on Redemption Island, so I’d like to see him back. But at the same time, I don’t want to face him on Redemption Island.

Rick Nelson: I really don’t want it to be Coach, because there was this thing on my video where I said, “Where did they find that guy? The Dragon Slayer? You ever see a dragon anywhere?”

Edna Ma: I have no idea who the returning stars will be. Maybe it’ll be two women?

Mark Caruso: Definitely Russell. A lot of people don’t like Russell, but I’m into Russell. I think he plays the game right. And I would align with him immediately. I like Jane (Bright). I think Jane’s good at what she does.

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

More “Survivor” Fun: XFINITY TV sent Gordon Holmes into the heart of the South Pacific to get a first-hand look at the filming of the latest edition of “Survivor.” Be sure to check back for exclusive interviews with the returning All-Stars and host Jeff Probst, behind-the-scenes photos, and Gordon’s personal (and injury-filled) account of what it’s like to compete in an actual immunity challenge.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

‘Survivor: South Pacific’ Players Revealed: Meet the Upolu Tribe

August 22, 2011

The contestants for the 23rd season of “Survivor” were unveiled by CBS this morning. The sixteen new players are divided into two tribes; Upolu and Savaii and will be joined by two returning All-Star players (to be named at a later date).

To view the members of the Savaii tribe, click here.

Sophie Albert
Name: Sophie Clarke
Age: 22
Current Residence: Willsboro, New York
Occupation: Medical Student

Sophie was named Prom Princess in her small rural high school.

Read our exclusive interview with Sophie Clarke

Name: Albert Destrade
Age: 26
Current Residence: Plantation, Florida
Occupation: Baseball/Dating Coach

Albert considers Crash Davis from the movie “Bull Durham” to be one of his personal heroes.

Read our exclusive interview with Albert Destrade

Brandon Edna
Name: Brandon Hantz
Age: 19
Current Residence: Katy, Texas
Occupation: Oil Tanker Crewman

Brandon’s uncle is none other than “Survivor” Hall of Famer Russell Hantz.

Read our exclusive interview with Brandon Hantz

Name: Edna Ma
Age: 35
Current Residence: Los Angeles, California
Occupation: Anesthesiologist

Edna has also developed a line of products designed to help people with personal grooming.

Read our exclusive interview with Edna Ma

Christine Rick
Name: Christine Shields Markoski
Age: 39
Current Residence: Merrick, New York
Occupation: Teacher

Christine uses the word “stubborn” to describe herself. She thinks overcoming that will be one of her biggest challenges in the game.

Read our exclusive interview with Christine Shields Markoski

Name: Rick Nelson
Age: 51
Current Residence: Aurora, Utah
Occupation: Rancher

Rick has applied to be on “Survivor” 14 different times!

Read our exclusive interview with Rick Nelson

Stacey Mikayla
Name: Stacey Powell
Age: 44
Current Residence: Grand Prairie, Texas
Occupation: Mortician

Stacey considers Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. to be her main inspiration in life.

Read our exclusive interview with Stacey Powell

Name: Mikayla Wingle
Age: 22
Current Residence: Tampa, Florida
Occupation: Lingerie Football Player

Mikayla has appeared on the cover of Playboy Magazine.

Read our exclusive interview with Mikayla Wingle

Survivor: South Pacific” premieres Wednesday, September 14, 2011 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

More “Survivor” Fun: XFINITY TV sent Gordon Holmes into the heart of the South Pacific to get a first-hand look at the filming of the latest edition of “Survivor.” Be sure to check back for exclusive interviews with the returning All-Stars and host Jeff Probst, behind-the-scenes photos, and Gordon’s personal (and injury-filled) account of what it’s like to compete in an actual immunity challenge.

Any Questions about “Survivor: South Pacific”? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes