Posts Tagged ‘will smith’

Unanswered Questions from Classic Rap Songs

November 2, 2011

I’ve learned a lot from late-80s, early-90s hip hop…

I learned that every last lady and homie are down with O.P.P.

I learned that Sir Mix-A-Lot prefers ladies with large posteriors.

And I learned that Bo Jackson doesn’t know jack because he doesn’t possess the ability to rap.

But decades later there are still some answers that continue to elude me…

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An Open Letter to Will Smith

January 28, 2011

Dear Mr. Smith,

When I was a kid, you’d often hear this exchange in the Holmes household.

Little Gordon: Mom, I’m done watching “Ghostbusters.”
Gordon’s Mom: Did you like it?
Little Gordon: It was awesome!
Gordon’s Mom: Good, now go outside and pretend you’re a Ghostbuster while mommy finishes up this box of wine.

Then I’d rush outside and take down imaginary full-torso free-roaming vapors with a stick I was pretending was a neutrona wand. Good times for sure.

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