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‘Survivor: Kaôh Rōng’ Power Rankings – Brawn-Almost-Gone Edition

March 1, 2016

'Survivor: Kaôh Rōng' (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: XFINITYTV.com is the place to be for all of your bug-eatin’, back-stabbin’, “Survivor” coverage. During the season we’ll have insightful weekly Power Rankings, exit interviews, and full episode recaps. Follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Watch Full Episodes of “Survivor: Kaôh Rōng”

The Rules: Each week our two combatants will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the players will earn.  For example, if Anna is voted out this episode, Shirin will receive twelve points and Gordon will receive five points. At the end of the season, the person with the most points will be named the “Survivor: Kaôh Rōng” Power Rankings Challenge Champion.

Last Week: Shirin had Jennifer in spot six while Gordon had her in spot two. (Yikes…) The current score is Team Shirin 6, Team Gordon 2.

Quick Note: Rankings are not based on who the player thinks is most likely to win. The smart strategy is to rank the contestants based on who is the most likely to be voted out in the next episode.


Shirin’s Score = 6

Any questions for Shirin? Drop her a line on Twitter: @theshirin

Gordon’s Score = 2

Any questions for Gordon? Drop him a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes
 1. – Michele: Strolling around Hogwarts, this vigilant headmistress observed the groundskeeper Hagrid, a big old softie protective of animals and the environment, precariously riding Buckbeak the Hippogriff, feral and proud yet loyal and caring. “How quaint. I’ll allow it.”
  1. – Cydney: Cydney went from being the fourth person in the five-person Hefty Smurf tribe to the second person in the four-person Hefty Smurf tribe. You’ve got to admire that.
 2. – Julia: What’s 50 grand to a mother<redacted> like me, can you please remind me? A few spots short of the million.
  2. – Aubry: Aubry got just what she needed after last week’s meltdown; an episode where she wasn’t featured in any of the tribe drama. She’ll get to be the swing vote when the Brainy Smurfs finally go to Tribal.
 3. – Jason: This guy has a–hole written all over him. More specifically on a tattoo under his armpit.
  3. – Jason: If I’m reading last week correctly, Alecia and Cydney told Scot and Jason that Jennifer wasn’t loyal. When they got to Tribal, her wishy-washy answers proved it. Jason made a move and Scot didn’t. Jason’s a player.
 4. – Scot: LeBrawn gets off Scot-free for missing the mark despite Darnell taking the Heat for losing the mask.
  4. – Neal: With Joe and Debbie on one side and a Peter and Elisabeth on the other, it’ll come down to the Miss Manatee and the Ice Cream Man (which is a hell of a band name).
 5. – Neal: What do we say to the god of death? Not today. #ASongOfFireAndIcecream
  5. – Anna: We spent three minutes with the Vanity Smurfs last week, and it was all focused on Tai’s idol hunt and the Beast Mode Gardener bro-mance. I’m assuming that means Anna’s ladies alliance is still in charge.
 6. – Caleb: Although classed as a flesh-eater, the giant panda almost exclusively eats shoots and leaves.
  6. – Julia: If this trio sticks together, they could totally make “fetch” happen.
 7. – Peter: 30% of the human brain is dedicated to vision. It’s no wonder with brains this big, Debbie can test water on sight, and Peter can do cat scans on sight.
  7. – Michele: You were in last week’s episode as well.
 8. – Cydney: Let’s try this again: Alecia exists…
  8. – Caleb: Are Caleb or Tai going to win this season of “Survivor”? Doubtful. But could they be the best television ever as an “Amazing Race” team? Totally.
 9. – Kelly: Holmes: Shirin, there’s no Kelly on this cast.
Oskooi: Yeah there is, the same one from every season. Blonde, pretty, quiet…
Holmes: Nick isn’t even blonde.
Oskooi: Who?
  9. – Peter: Alright, Peter. It’s you and Elisabeth vs. Debbie and Joe. It seems like a slam dunk for you guys, but Aubry and Debbie might be closer than you think.
 10. – Aubry: All she needs now is the Resurrection Stone and the Wand of Destiny to unite the Deathly Hallows and become Master of Death.
  10. – Scot: Last week had to suck for Scot. His closest ally basically admitted that she was plotting against him, and his second closest ally made a plan without him. Fortunately for Scot, his name can survive without two Ts, but his tribe can’t survive without him.
  11. – Tai: Looks like that key is just out of reach, just like that kiss from Caleb. Will the Tai-dyed tree continue to stump him?
  11. – Nick: I think the best thing Nick has going for him now is that he’s better in challenges than Tai. Unless the challenge involves leaving bloody graffiti on a tree.
 12. – Anna: Like a deleted tweet, Anna hasn’t completely disappeared. She’s still out there if you look hard enough. But is a Taidol wave on the horizon?
  12. – Tai: Tai and Caleb are adorable. But, Tai is the most expendable. If he can’t figure out a way to climb fifty feet up that tree, he’ll be in trouble at Tribal.
 13. – Debbie: She has the immunity system of a horse, and the frontal lobes of a horse…
  13. – Elisabeth: The first immunity challenge I ever witnessed in person was in Gabon. The Fang tribe was getting destroyed, but that didn’t stop Gillian from cheering for them. She cheered for them up until the second Kota placed the last puzzle piece. The Fang tribe looked like they were ready to murder her. If Elisabeth can’t use Debbie’s lack of self-awareness to her advantage, then this might not be the reality show for her.
  14. – Elisabeth: Liz wasn’t “ill” dehydrated. She hadn’t even gotten to the point of chapped lips.
  14. – Joe: I was getting a really strong B.B. vibe off of you last week, Joe. You’re on a tribe with younger people, you need to Netflix and chill. (Is that how that slang works?)
15. – Joe: Joey Kerosene knows there’s more than one way to get a person of interest off of this island, and he tipped his hand. But Joe, you needed to use the whole bottle!!
  15. – Alecia: I think Jason is going to try to bring Scot back into the fold and put Alecia back on the bottom. However, I will give Alecia mad credit for capitalizing on Jennifer’s mistakes last week.
16. – Alecia: Alecia has life in this game thanks to her embryo. Unfortunately for her, I can’t imagine it makes it past the first trimester.
  16. – Debbie: So, you can look at water and tell if it’s contaminated, but you can’t look at your tribe and tell if they’re annoyed with you?

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‘Survivor: Kaôh Rōng’ Power Rankings: On-Fridays-We-Wear-Yellow Edition

February 23, 2016

'Survivor: Kaôh Rōng' (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: XFINITYTV.com is the place to be for all of your bug-eatin’, back-stabbin’, “Survivor” coverage. During the season we’ll have insightful weekly Power Rankings, exit interviews, and full episode recaps. Follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Watch Full Episodes of “Survivor: Kaôh Rōng”

The Rules: Each week our two combatants will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the players will earn.  For example, if Anna is voted out this episode, Shirin will receive one point and Gordon will receive four points. At the end of the season, the person with the most points will be named the “Survivor: Kaôh Rōng” Power Rankings Challenge Champion.

Quick Note: Rankings are not based on who the player thinks is most likely to win. The smart strategy is to rank the contestants based on who is the most likely to be voted out in the next episode.


Shirin’s Score = 0

Any questions for Shirin? Drop her a line on Twitter: @theshirin

Gordon’s Score = 0

Any questions for Gordon? Drop him a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes
 1. – Anna: Her Trump cards are her pocket queens, Julia and Michele.  Ah, the importance of being immune.
  1. – Peter: If we’re seeing a remake of Cambodia’s shelter people vs. strategy people, Peter is the Kelley playing smartly in the middle. Let Neal and Elisabeth battle Debbie and Joe for Aubry’s loyalty, while you hang back and partner with the victors. Sneaky, sneaky.
 2. – Julia: We’re seeing a little more Kelly and a little less Beyoncé, but this child is controlling her destiny
  2. – Jennifer: The bug and the blood? Just give her the million already. She’s earned it.
 3. – Michele: You know who else is a bartender with a magical aptitude for herding goats? Aberforth Dumbledore. #HogsHeadInn
  3. – Kyle: Jason, Kyle, Boom-Box Belly, whatever you call him, this dude came to play. He should be a little more careful about calling people out during Tribal though.
 4. – Kyle: That’s levitation, [Gordon] Holmes. How ’bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away…with mind bullets?! That’s telekinesis, Kyle [Jason]. How ’bout the power to move you?  …hog-tied in the back of his truck, or with a touching story about his autistic daughter.
  4. – Anna: It might not be the best play to make an alliance right off of the bat, but in a six-person tribe why take chances? Julia and Anna hooked up immediately and brought Michele on board. Are the guys even talking strategy? If so, we haven’t seen it. The ladies can take their pick of whoever they want to sit with them.
 5. – Scot: The only way Scot goes home this week is by medevac or a Tony-esque betrayal by Jason.
  5. – Julia: Kudos to Julie for recognizing the “Beast Mode Cowboy” so quickly. And double kudos for remembering that he was loyal to a fault in the “Big Brother” house.
 6. – Jennifer: Alecia exists.
  6. – Cydney: Cydney attacked Alecia, but she didn’t protect Darnell. That makes me wonder if the others knew how close the two of them were. Good move playing your cards close to your vest.
 7. – Cydney: No Storm in sight just yet.
  7. – Michele: Michele with the compliments. Complimenting Nick, complimenting Caleb…smart strategy to think that people on a “Beauty Tribe” would be fond of flattery.
 8. – Neal: Neal was shown playing nicely with everyone. At Debbie’s command, he rubbed two sticks together without a hole showing great stamina. It may not lead to the fire that represents life in this game, but it’s a safe and protected method.
  8. – Scot: I’m a smart-ass. (That probably isn’t news to my regular readers.) But, there’s one person in my life who can shut that down immediately. When he tells me to quit clowning, I quit clowning. I see a lot of that in Scot. When he tried to shut Alecia down, he meant business. The only time I’d cross him is if it was sending him out of the game.
 9. – Peter: Low-hanging fruit with geriatric tinge is a rotten way to go, but luckily for Peter, Liz is the low-hanging fruit of the youngins.
  9. – Neal: Ice cream pants? Good thing you’re not a sex therapist.
 10. – Joseph: Joe’s fierceness as an FBI agent has literally been written about and published for the world to know. It is known. There was a lot of footage of Joe connecting with Aubry last week. If they join forces, she just needs to point out the bad guy.
  10. – Aubry: I’ve heard that the best way to get someone to like you is to have them do you a favor. Maybe Aubry’s meltdown earned her some points with Debbie. Also, I love it when someone finds redemption on the challenge course. Well played, Awesome Aubry.
  11. – Caleb: http://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/cams/panda-cam Much like these pandas, Caleb is strong, harmless, and people seem to enjoy watching him in captivity.
  11. – Caleb: BEAST MOOOOOODE! Caleb is likable and good around camp. He should be safe for a while. And if he can pick up an HOH here or there, he should be golden.
 12. – Aubry: <camera zooms in to Aubry slapping Liz’s knee> “I wish you got to meet me.” Aubry has ordered the hit. Joe: you know what to do.
  12. – Nick: We didn’t really see you conspiring much during the episode, but you were close with everyone when they decided to turn against Tai. You’d better start making moves or the Gondol Gals are going to end your trip quickly. (Fun Fact: The tribes this season have actual names.)
 13. – Nick: The only thing saving Nick right now is Deforest Whitaker.
 13. – Tai: Oh, Tai. What’re you doing out there? One second you’re protecting trees and the next you’re ripping them out of the ground. Those chickens had better watch their backs. Anywho, your idol hunt was ill-advised, but Stephen Fishbach survived his.
  14. – Tai: Deforestation: trees are uprooted, along with one’s life in the game, and cleared land is used as pasture for livestock, plantations of hidden immunity idols, and habitation. This upheaval can result in seasonal damage and (bio)diversity loss.
  14. – Joseph: Probably not a good sign when you’re referred to as “low-hanging fruit” by a group of people who are starving. But, if your side loses this week, Debbie will go before you do.
15. – Elisabeth: While Liz had her CPU cores devoted to a risk analysis of Aubry breaking down again, Aubry was beasting a season-long redemption arc in a single episode.
  15. – Elisabeth: When the Brains finally go to Tribal it’s either going to be Elisabeth or Debbie. Elisabeth because she seems to be the leader of the youth movement and Debbie because she’s…uh…unique.
16. – Debbie: I’m not used to hearing a woman talk so much about her conquests.
  16. – Alecia: “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god…you say ‘YES!’” And when the people in charge of your tribe tell you to stop being shifty, don’t tell them you might or might not have an idol! Oh, if only the cap had been on the marker I was using to do my pre-game rankings when I decided to pick you first.
17. – Alecia: The pen is mightier than the sword, and the ink is mightier than the cap. The people with considerable (body) ink on Alecia’s tribe seem to be the ones wielding swords, pens, and caps. 17. – Debbie: Puzzles lie down for her like lovers, yet she doesn’t volunteer to do the puzzle. Fires burst into flames for her like she’s the Human Torch, yet Neal’s the one rubbing the sticks together. What’s the strategy here, Debbie?

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NBA Champ Joins the Cast of ‘Survivor: Kaoh Rong – Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty’

January 20, 2016

"Survivor: Kaoh Rong" (CBS)

QUICK NOTE: XFINITYTV.com is the place to be for all of your bug-eatin’, back-stabbin’, “Survivor” coverage. During the season we’ll have insightful weekly Power Rankings, exit interviews, and full episode recaps. Follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute updates.

Former NBA champion Scot Pollard was among the names announced today when CBS unveiled the cast for the 32nd installment of “Survivor.” Scot, along with seventeen other first-time players will have to deal with new twists, such as the ability to combine two idols into a “super” idol that can be played after the votes are read, as well as the harsh Cambodia wilderness. The filming conditions were so brutal, that it lead host Jeff Probst to describe this edition as “the most punishing season in ‘Survivor’ history.”

Stealing a page from one of the most popular outings in recent history, “Survivor: Cagayan,” the players will be split up into three tribes based on looks, intelligence, and physical prowess (although they all seem pretty good-looking to me.)

“Survivor: Kaoh Rong” will premiere on CBS Wednesday, February 17, 2015 at 8 p.m. ET with a special 90-minute episode.

Name (Age): Aubry Bracco (29)
Current Residence: Cambridge, MA
Occupation: Social Media Marketer
Personal Claim to Fame: My name (it means “leader of the elves”) and the way I pursued my education with my own style. I convinced my advisors at Brown University to let me write a children’s book about a manatee instead of a 50-page thesis and went on to graduate with honors.
Inspiration in Life: My grandmother, Madeline. She dealt with a crazy Brooklyn Italian family and was a hard worker. She was the first Woman of the Year at the New York Daily News and never let anything get her down (she once went back to work the day after a major car accident). She also had a wacky personality — as kids she told us she didn’t eat chicken because “their legs were too close to their butts.”
Pet Peeves: People who are not self-aware, don’t know how to listen actively or give fake compliments. Close second: scented things covering bad smells.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? 1. Crayons – (preferably a 64-pack with built-in sharpener) to hold an art therapy session to calm everyone down. Plus, they smell good. 2. Camera – to document the adventure. 3. Astrology books – I want to know who I’m dealing with and what motivates people.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Love child of Sophie and Cochran. Hair of Shambo.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: I love “Survivor.” Since I was 15, I’ve watched. As complicated as the game is, there’s something so simple, authentic and raw. I have deep respect for the timelessness and evolution of the game.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:   I’m a hard worker who never gives up, and I’d entertain people by pulling a Greg Buis and being a weirdo. People would think I was doing this to be funny and pass time, but I’d actually be extracting key details. After living in Salem, MA during several Halloweens, I’ve learned to embrace my quirkiness and work with outlandish personalities.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I’m an expert listener and a journalist at heart so I’m inherently observant and social. I look for the most genuine and self-aware person in the room so I can connect with them, and I’m on the prowl for the most fake person in the room so I know what I’m dealing with. I want to prove to myself that I have what it takes to manage personalities under pressure with $1,000,000 on the line.
Name (Age): Debbie Donato Wanner (49)
Current Residence: Reading, PA
Occupation: Chemist
Personal Claim to Fame: Being the first in my family to graduate college, learning was always valued, but not formal education. My family was/is dysfunctional, to put it mildly.
Inspiration in Life: I just adore Tia Torres of Pit Bulls and Parolees – talk about Survivors!
Pet Peeves: The idolization of garish, repugnant and supercilious people-like the Kardashians; pets as fashion accessories; apathy – don’t just talk about doing it, do it and help make the world a better place.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? Chanel No. 5 as I know how bad we will all smell, dental floss because I love clean teeth and it has multiple uses and a big stuffed Boston terrier.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Coach. Period.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: Money, because poverty sucks and money equals power to a point. Also, I relish an adventure.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  I have military training in summer and winter survival, shelter building, fire making, food procurement, torture training and a superior will to survive. Plus, I’m fun too! I’m a card carrying member of the Reading Juggler’s club, so I’ll teach them how to juggle.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: Like Hannibal Lecter, I have good manners and am pleasant company. However, that doesn’t mean I won’t scramble your brains. One million dollars means freedom, which is priceless to me. I’ll give up, let go, surrender- when I’m dead!
Name (Age): Elisabeth Markham (27)
Current Residence: New York, NY
Occupation: Quantitative strategist (I write computer programs that forecast stock prices and trade automatically).
Personal Claim to Fame: Building a blackjack card-counting team. We started with 10 people investing $2,500 each and it grew the bankroll to over $500,000 in less than a year.
Inspiration in Life: My badass grandma, who was incredibly smart, social, savvy at business and loved by everyone.
Pet Peeves: Racism, sexism and homophobia. People who refuse to learn from evidence and won’t listen to logical arguments.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? My Kindle, soap and pen and paper for planning strategy, recording memories and leaving false clues to hidden immunity idols for specific people to find.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Parvati, because she’s great at concealing her intelligence behind her flirty charming side.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: I love playing strategic games that I have a decent chance of winning. Wilderness survival and challenges will be really fun. I’m far more excited for the game than the possibility of prizes at the end.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  My brain will be an asset to my alliance for strategy and my team for challenges. I’m good at fitting in with different types of people. I have pretty good outdoors skills too.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I am going to be an unusually strategic and clever player. I am also likable. I’m fit so I’ll be good at challenges but not so much I’ll be perceived as threatening.
Name (Age): Joseph Del Campo (72)
Current Residence: Vero Beach, FL
Occupation: Former FBI Agent
Inspiration in Life: St. Judes Children’s Research Hospital, Memphis, Tenn. Primarily deal with pediatric cancers, no child is denied treatment on race, religion or a family’s ability to pay.
Pet Peeves: People who whine!
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? A comfortable chair, nice to sit down and rest, and an iPod with earphones to play my favorite music, “The Art of War” by Sun Tzu.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Tom Westman.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: At my age, I have the mental and physical fortitude to successfully compete for 39 days in whatever challenges I face, in addition to establishing and maintaining successful interpersonal connections with other tribal members. It’s all about the adventure, going to faraway exotic places and living in the mud.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”: I have the ability to build an “A” frame or a similar shelter with an elevated sleeping platform. I can start a fire with bamboo friction or eyeglass lenses, and prepare meals for fellow tribemates.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I’ve trained all my adult life for an ultimate challenge. This is it!
Name (Age): Neal Gottlieb (38)
Current Residence: Sausalito, CA
Occupation: Ice Cream Entrepreneur
Personal Claim to Fame: I started Three Twins Ice Cream with my life’s savings of $70,000 in 2005 at age 28 after returning from the Peace Corps. I couldn’t afford employees, so I did everything myself at first. I opened another shop, then another and then built a factory in 2010 to start selling pints to grocery stores, and have since opened a second factory. We’re now sold in grocery stores in all 50 states, have a team of around 100 and sales this year that will be about 100 times sales from the first year.
Pet Peeves: I am not really one to complain and therefore don’t have too many pet peeves but I do have very little patience for whiny people and hypocritical bible thumpers.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? I would take a big comfortable bed with high thread count sheets, a down comforter and lush pillows to facilitate good nights’ sleep and an assortment of fake immunity idols and fake printed clues on convincing paper to fool my fellow contestants into thinking that they have immunity. Lastly, a spy kit so that I can bug camp and listen in on the plotting and scheming of my campmates to give me valuable information.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: I relate to Erik Reichenbach as my brother in ice cream. I can relate to Rob Mariano because he not only won but he seemed to have more fun than anyone else while doing so. I can relate to Tyson for his priceless, witty commentary on the other players. I relate to Parvarti because I think that I’ll also charm my fellow competitors while I’m busy destroying them. I kind of hate myself for saying this, but I relate to Russell Hantz for his lack of fear and filter.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: My primary reason is to win, as is my secondary reason. Winning the money will be amazing but I am more interested in the metaphorical crown, bragging rights and satisfaction that comes with winning than the cash. It is also to have the privilege to compete in what I consider one of the greatest competitions of all.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I have been a “Survivor” fan for years and therefore understand the game, am mentally tough, a physical force, likable and absolutely determined to win. I will excel at both the social and physical game. Much of my life has prepared me to be a great contestant. Being a fan has shown me some brilliant moves and perhaps more importantly, stupid ones to avoid. More than anything, I believe that I will be the sole Survivor because I want to and I usually get what I want, no matter how hard I have to work for it.
Name (Age): Peter Baggenstos (34)
Current Residence: Minneapolis, MN
Occupation: ER Doctor
Personal Claim to Fame: I’m multinational! My father is from Switzerland and mother is from Jamaica. I’m a Swiss citizen!
Inspiration in Life: People who live an extraordinary life on a daily basis.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? A Kindle that is filled with tons of books, my ukulele and a drone to fly around and get a layout of the land.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Pete from the Philippines. He made clever comments and he was educated, had good insight and appropriately stirred the pot.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: I am the most capable. I am smart, athletic and good with words. I want to challenge myself in a new and dynamic environment.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  I have an uncanny knack for getting a group of people to back me up. I can immediately turn around and blindside them. I can have a pointless conversation with someone and make them feel important.
Name (Age): Anna Khait (26)
Current Residence: Brooklyn, NY.
Occupation: Pro Poker Player
Personal Claim to Fame: I am most proud of participating in the World Games last summer in Jamundi, Colombia for frontball [handball]. I recently started working with the mayor on a scholarship program for kids out there in Colombia.
Inspiration in Life: Princess Diana because of all the love she had for people. She touched and helped anyone she could. She is my biggest inspiration.
Pet Peeves: Arrogance, ignorance and when someone picks on someone less fortunate.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? A razor because I hate hair; a deck of cards because I love card games; and a toothbrush because who loves bad breath?
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Parvati. I can be charming and would play up my innocent side so I could trick some males and wrap them around my finger.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: I am a huge fan of “Survivor” and I have studied it for a long time. I’m clever enough to play this game well and win. My biggest inspiration to win is my mother. She is currently unemployed and I am supporting her so winning that money would help me buy a house for her.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  I will be great outdoors. I’m not a girly girl so the dirty, smelly, sleep-depriving environment won’t be so hard for me. I’m not lazy and would help the tribe tremendously in anything that would need to be done. I can catch fish, and I eat small portions. I am physically capable of kickin’ butt out there. I have tons of energy which will help me last throughout the game.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I know I will be the sole survivor because I am extremely good with people and I would form great relationships that could help me from getting voted out. I would make it to the end because I am not afraid to make moves. I will do what it takes to win.
Name (Age): Caleb Reynolds (28)
Current Residence: Hopkinsville, KY
Occupation: Army Veteran
Personal Claim to Fame: Defending my country in war and bringing my troops home safely to their families.
Inspiration in Life: I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me.
Pet Peeves: Texting while driving and nose picking.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? My phone because it has my music and pictures; my bible so I can stay in the word and be in touch with God through scripture; and pen and paper so I can write my thoughts down.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Hayden because I really loved him on the show and he was athletic. He knows when to be a beast and how to play.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: Winning the money to better life financing. Also, I love the woods and anything survival related. I feel I can survive anything, so I want to be put to the test!
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  I am an ex-military man and very well trained in survival. I’m a tough competitor and can make fire out of nothing, build shelter, create insulation, help catch and kill food. I’m the die-hard outdoors man that can and will survive!
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I have the skills it takes to get through the tough situations of little to no water, or little to no food and I make things happen. If I made it through a war zone for 11 months, I can make it through a jungle for 39 days!
Name (Age): Julia Sokolowski (19)
Current Residence: Boston, MA
Occupation: Student
Personal Claim to Fame: My trip to Tanzania. I taught English to a class of 83 third graders and rebuilt and restored classrooms. I also hiked the base of Mount Kilimanjaro.
Inspiration in Life: My 17-year-old brother, Eric. He was born with a heart defect called hypo-plastic left heart syndrome and has undergone a series of 4 open heart surgeries. He is a fighter and my inspiration every day.
Pet Peeves: Really slow walkers and entitled people.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? A photo of my family because they’re my rock! A camera because I love taking pictures to document memories and for Instagram! An iPod because a girl’s gotta jam out!
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Natalie Tenerelli because she was a young, female player, Jenna Morasca and Parvati Shallow because of their ability to strategically combine sex appeal and intelligence, and Andrea Boehlke because she is a wholesome farm girl with big dreams.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: I want to win the million dollars and also pay off my college tuition! I want to prove to everyone who ever doubted me that I am strong, strategic and intelligent, not just some Barbie princess, dumb blonde.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  I would be a huge asset on camp. I have done Habitat for Humanity so I know how to build shelter. I have killed cows in Africa, worked on a farm, and know how to make fire. I’m also quick, excellent at puzzles, and have strong social skills from job experience and being a college student.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I have amazing social skills, because I’m majoring in PR, so I’m studying strategic ways to persuade and manipulate people. I have strong instincts and I am very athletic. I’ve always been competitive and I am a hardworking, smart girl.
Name (Age): Michele Fitzgerald (24)
Current Residence: Freehold, NJ
Occupation: Bartender
Personal Claim to Fame: My time at Rock the Earth, where I toured and worked with bands raising money for environmental issues. I was able to travel, listen to amazing music and educate people about important causes.
Inspiration in Life: Harry Potter. His character chose bravery in the face of darkness and adversity. I appreciate anyone who overcomes obstacles without pitying themselves for being dealt a bad hand. Plus, magic.
Pet Peeves: Overpriced alcohol, close talkers and self-important people.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? My journal to remind myself of my past and to keep track of my future, a “Harry Potter” book for a little entertainment, and my sister (does she count?).
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Parvati. She was able to read people and form alliances that took the spotlight off of her. She took respectable chances, never silenced herself to get further, and dominated in challenges.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: The adventure junky in me wants take myself out of my comfort zone, but ultimately, I’m applying to win. It’s all about the money, honey! My car shakes at any speed over 50mph so I desperately need to replace that tin can.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  My positivity. I wouldn’t let anything dampen my spirit. Enthusiasm is electric, and that attitude would shape the tone around camp. I may be a Jersey girl, but don’t let that fool you. I have no problem roughin’ it.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I’ve watched every season, so I know what it takes to be successful on this show. Using my charm, I think I can build strong relationships and lead an alliance without being viewed as aggressive. My social awareness will help me understand and use people’s strengths, weaknesses and motives to my advantage. I’m not gonna play on the sidelines. I want to make big, badass moves that will get me further in the game, and have fun doing it.
Name (Age): Nick Maiorano (30)
Current Residence: Redondo Beach, CA
Occupation: Personal Trainer
Personal Claim to Fame: I’ll always be a better listener than you. Meaning, I listen to people better than you do, I’m more interested in people than you are, and I accept people more than you do. And yes, sometimes I pretend to do these things, but at least I pretend, whereas you just check out and are narcissistic.
Inspiration in Life: I didn’t have a hero last time I applied and still don’t. No human is a hero. I’m my own hero because I love the person I am.
Pet Peeves: These aren’t necessarily pet peeves, but angry, loud and rude people who don’t know how to hold a conversation.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? Alcohol. There’s nothing like a truth serum to give the other contestants. A picture of other contestants’ loved ones to negotiate with. A vacuum, so people think I’m dumber than they initially thought.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Courtney Yates and Jonathan Penner, personality wise. But I’m much more socially intelligent than they are.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: Winning a million dollars and showing the other contestants that signing up for my season of “Survivor” was a bad idea.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  I’m athletic, but the most useful skill is my positive nature. Other members of the group will feed off my positive demeanor and remain upbeat or at least feel better once they have a conversation with me.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: It’s simple. I’m charismatic and manipulative. This isn’t something I’m proud to admit, but it’s true.
Name (Age): Tai Trang (51)
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Occupation: Gardener
Personal Claim to Fame: Being a part of the AIDS Life Cycle ride for the past 13 years. A 545-miles, 7-day camping and bicycle ride from SF to LA to benefit HIV and AIDS services. In total, I’ve raised over $75,000 for the LA LGBT Center and SF AIDS Foundation.
Inspiration in Life: My parents. They worked so hard to provide for 11 of my siblings. During and after the Vietnam war, we were so poor, we had to eat plain rice with soy sauce for months. Somehow they managed to get us all on a fishing boat to escape Communism and luckily we all survived 11 days on the open ocean. In an Indonesian refugee camp, my mom made and sold one cookie at a time to earn extra money for her children.
Pet Peeves: Foodies, double parked cars and lazy people.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? Coffee -my life necessity, I grew up loving Vietnamese coffee since I was 3 years old; a razor- I like to shave my head and face to feel young (a survival must) and clean; “The Windup Bird Chronicle,” it’s a  surreal Japanese fiction that would relax me.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Spencer, I like his positive spirit and determination to survive in given situations, and Bob Crowley, because we’re both older, nice, likable players with non-threatening demeanors who work hard.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: Definitely, the fun of testing my ability to survive in harsh conditions, pushing my body physically and mentally to the fullest. I would love to compete in challenges against younger, stronger or bigger players to prove that size and age does not matter in this game. I believe in playing a good social game, and the nice guy always can win in the end. Also, to win the million dollars!
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  As a gardener and fishermen, I have the outdoor skills to build shelter, climb trees, forage for food, fish and dive. I am a vegetarian but I will harvest sea life for the tribe if it keeps me in the game. I will be useful and work hard at camp. I’m physically fit and will help win challenges. Being the middle child of 11 kids, I know how to get along and be the peacemaker. I can share my childhood war stories to pass time and charm people while bringing good spirit and harmony to the tribe.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: Growing up poor and without many of life’s comforts, I have the physical and mental stamina to survive in harsh environments. I’m determined and never give up till I get what I’m after. I am short and non-threatening, most people seem to like me and often are drawn to me for whatever reason. I am genuinely nice and will treat everyone well (but don’t cross me, not even once). I will do whatever it takes to become the Sole Survivor. Even though it’ll be difficult and devastating to betray my alliance, my ultimate goal is to win. I want to be a winner that everyone thinks is a little odd, but endearing, who plays a smart and interesting game with some spicy drama.
Name (Age): Alecia Holden (24)
Current Residence: Dallas, TX
Occupation: Real Estate Agent
Personal Claim to Fame: I made a bucket list of adventures I wanted to accomplish. I went out and did it; bungee jumping in Indonesia, hang gliding in Rio, skydiving, jumped off the stratosphere in Las Vegas, face to face shark diving in Australia, and interacting with uncaged tigers in Thailand.
Inspiration in Life: My grandpa and grandma are my inspiration in life. My grandparents pastor a Baptist church. Doctors, firefighters, and nurses; they all save lives physically, but my grandparents lead people to be saved eternally. They are my heroes.
Pet Peeves:  People who lie and can’t be straight up. I tell it how it is and expect the same. Also negativity. I’m all about positive vibes and energy.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why?
I would want a camera, because capturing moments are priceless. A cellphone to call my family. Pizza, because I LOVE pizza.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: I’m most like Kass. She was the last woman standing, but she also brought chaos.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”:  It’s the ultimate challenge.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”: I’m the daughter of a boxing promoter, I’m tough. Don’t let the blonde hair fool you. I won’t cry or back down.  No one will break me. I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win. My ambition and drive to succeed will lead me through.
Name (Age): Cydney Gillon (23)
Current Residence: Douglasville, GA
Occupation: Body Builder
Personal Claim to Fame: I am most proud of receiving my International Federation of Bodybuilding and Fitness Pro card at the National Physique Committee Nationals in 2012. I was a junior at Penn at the time and I’d just turned 20.  I had to train 3 times a day, not including track practice, in order to make my dream happen.
Inspiration in Life: My mother. She is the strongest woman I know and her loyalty is forever unwavering. She has been diagnosed with breast cancer twice, and even though she could barely walk from her chemo treatment, she still put me first and flew into support my bodybuilding show.
Pet Peeves: Obnoxious criers, bigots, overly weak people and basically anything related to closed-minded mentalities.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? Branch chain amino acids/supplements – I need my vitamins so I hopefully won’t lose all my muscle; a picture of my family and friends for motivation; and tweezers because my eyebrows can get crazy.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Tony, because his loyalty to those who really mattered was unwavering. He played the game from the beginning to the end.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: My main reason for being on the show is winning the money to pay off medical school and college debt. I also want to be able to help my mother around the house so she doesn’t have to decide which bills need to be paid.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  My sense of humor will be most useful. You can’t walk around looking like someone killed your dog all day. I think I will up the team morale. Beyond that, I think my athletic abilities can help win this competition.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I believe that I have the tact and discipline to make it to the end. If I make it to the final 3, I’m confident I would get the needed votes because I will have created relationships and a story that my fellow tribe mates would want to vote for
Name (Age): Darnell Hamilton (27)            
Current Residence: Chicago, IL
Occupation: Postal Worker
Personal Claim to Fame: Graduating from college. It has been a long and hard road, but I did it! I was horrible in high school because I didn’t give a damn, not because I wasn’t smart. Now I have finished college and not only that, I did it with a 3.47GPA while working jobs all day and night.
Inspiration in Life: Growing up, I never had a hero, just examples of what not to do. If I had to pick a hero, it would be Jesus, someone who was willing to sacrifice himself for the good of others even when they didn’t deserve it. That’s real.
Pet Peeves: People who talk too much and habitual liars.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? Sunglasses so I can hide from the ugly contestants; iPod, so I can tune the haters out; pack of cigarettes.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: “Survivor” is all about evaluating your circumstances. I can say I want to play the game like B Rob, Sean Rector, or Tony and be in control the whole time. One thing I would want to do is be likable, be the JT then cut their throats one by one while they don’t see me. I just have to keep others fighting and I will be fine.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: I want to prove to the world that I can win and be successful in life despite my past. I want to encourage other people who think they’re useless and do something worth value. I also want to become the best survivor ever! I want to be forever remembered as the ultimate survivor!
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”: I have been all around the country, love the outdoors and love to fish. I know CPR first aid because I was a lifeguard. My social game will always be up to par and I am an extremely hard worker.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I have been through adversities. I know how it feels to fail. But I also know how to win. Using negative energy to dig deep and win, that’s the mind you have to have coming into this game. I am a hard worker and a great team player. I have done a little of everything and I can say I have a well-rounded skill set. I have a lot to prove, in my eyes, and I won’t let anyone stop me from winning!
Name (Age): Jennifer Lanzetti (38)
Current Residence: Salt Lake City, UT
Occupation: Contractor
Personal Claim to Fame: Coming back to life after endometriosis, cancer and drug addiction, getting my engineering degree and starting my own construction technology company.
Inspiration in Life: Martin Luther King Jr. When he spoke, the whole world stopped to listen, whether they liked him or not. That’s the ticket in the world and in this challenge. Be yourself, don’t worry about who is trying to sabotage you. Just keep moving forward and focus on the goal. It takes confidence and big moves!
Pet Peeves: Slow drivers, people who chew with their mouth open, when people end a sentence with a preposition, when girls say the word “like,” and (expletive deleted).
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? Metal detector, snuggie and a nut-cracker.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Kim Spradlin. She had strategy: making as many friends as possible, having alliances and sub-alliances. She was just “herself,” which is exactly how I play everyday life. I earn respect, like Kim, by telling you how it is. I’m practical but also love the excitement of making big moves.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: This once-in-a-lifetime chance is filled with challenges and adventure. I want to live 100 years, not 1 year 100 times over. I want tree mail instead of email. I like playing games, getting my hands dirty, causing trouble and getting away with it! Also, for the money. I’m ready to adopt children and start a family.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”: I have construction knowledge, love to cook and play games, I am fun to be around, never quit, can fast for days and I am a hard worker!
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: Winning “Survivor” takes practice, practice surviving. I’ve been through hell and back many times. Not saying I never get scared, but I just never let fear stop me. I will be the final survivor because I have prepared physically, mentally and socially! Winning doesn’t take beauty, brains or brawn…it takes heart!
Name (Age): Kyle Jason (31)    
Current Residence: Detroit, MI
Occupation: Bounty Hunter
Personal Claim to Fame: Besides my family, it would be becoming an NCO while in the Army. I worked my ass off to get there and I did it in only 3 years.
Inspiration in Life: I don’t have a hero or an inspiration. I am just me, and everything I have ever wanted, I go for. I won’t stop until I get it and I don’t care what I have to do to get it.
Pet Peeves: There are so many, but if I were to narrow it down, I would have to say dumb people, lazy people and one uppers.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why?  Hair ties, energy drinks and a mini DVD player.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: Russell Hantz because he is the only person that has ever truly played the game the way you should. The only difference is that I wouldn’t wait so long making things disappear.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: Truthfully, for the money. I have a family that is very important to me and that is why I work so hard. My youngest daughter has autism and is always in some form of therapy. It costs a lot of money and I make it work, but it would be nice to have some real money in my bank so I don’t worry about her as much. I have been watching this game from Season 1, when Rudy should’ve won until he took his hand off that log. I can play this game and want that Survivor title.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  I have spent years living in third world countries and war zones – I know how to survive. I can make fire, build shelter, last as long as needed, go days without food and I work extremely hard.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: I really do believe I can win this competition. I lie for a living, day in and day out. I have no shame telling people what they want to hear so I can stab them in the back and make it look like someone else. I know this game too well, watching it from the start, and I believe I can play it in the way it should be played and be the first to win in that way.
Name (Age): Scot Pollard (40)
Current Residence: Carmel, IN
Occupation: Semi-retired. Former NBA champion. Played for the Detroit Pistons, Sacramento Kings, Indiana Pacers, Cleveland Cavaliers, and Boston Celtics.
Personal Claim to Fame: Winning an NBA Championship ring and playing in the NBA for 11 years.
Inspiration in Life: My father. He gave me the genetics and the guidance until he died. Roy Williams, my college coach, because he helped me with my work ethic.
Pet Peeves: People who are late and not loyal.
If You Could Have Three Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why? A phone, so I can talk to my wife and kids; a photo of my family so I have a reminder of why I’m in the competition; and my NBA championship ring, to remind me of what I have accomplished.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: The professional athletes because that was my profession.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: My primary reason is for the money, but also the competition itself.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive”:  I’m a great teammate and know how to make others better. And, I’m a winner!
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: Because I’m a great teammate, but ultimately I can outsmart my opponents.

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‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame 2015 Inductee – Rudy Boesch

December 16, 2015

2015 "Survivor" Hall of Fame Inductee Rudy Boesch (CBS)

Quick Note: XFINITY is the place to be for “Survivor: Second Chance” finale coverage. We have finale Power Rankings with “Worlds Apart” faves Jenn Brown and Max Dawson. Thursday we’ll have a recap of the finale, the full episode to watch, and exit interviews with all six of the remaining contestants. Follow @gordonholmes on Twitter for full details.

Fifty percent of the voting for the ‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame was based on the ballots of the Executive Voting Committee. This blue-ribbon panel consists of “Survivor” luminaries such as Host and Executive Producer Jeff Probst, Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer, Co-Executive Producers Jesse Jensen and Matt Van Wagenen, the current members of the “Survivor” Hall of Fame, the “Survivor” press corps, and XFINITY TV’s “Survivor” Guy Gordon Holmes. The other fifty percent came from “Survivor” fans like you.

Follow the “Survivor” Hall of Fame on Facebook or Twitter for updates.

The Class of 2010 included Parvati Shallow, Russell Hantz, Rob Mariano, Richard Hatch, and Sandra Diaz-Twine…

The Class of 2011 included Cirie Fields, Ozzy Lusth, and Tom Westman…

The Class of 2012 included Amanda Kimmel, Rob Cesternino, and Ethan Zohn…

The Class of 2013 included Kim Spradlin, John Cochran, and Jonny Fairplay…

Earlier this week, Jerri Manthey and Benjamin “Coach” Wade joined the Class of 2015…

And now, the “Survivor” Hall of Fame is proud to induct Rudy Boesch as the third and final member of the Class of 2015.

We had a chance to talk to Rudy and get his thoughts on this is honor…


Gordon Holmes: The fans, production, the press, your peers…everyone came together to honor you with this induction into the “Survivor” Hall of Fame. Congratulations on being recognized as one of the greatest of all time.
Rudy Boesch: I don’t feel like one of the all-time best players but it is very nice to be remembered.

Holmes: You certainly are. Does it feel odd that this little adventure you went on fifteen years ago is still so fondly regarded?
Boesch: I’m not surprised that “Survivor” is still on after fifteen years because it is still a really good show.

Holmes: Are you still watching?
Boesch: I do still watch “Survivor” but I normally fall asleep before it is over!

Holmes: (Laughs) Yeah…me too on some seasons. It’s pretty cool to have your former tribemate Kelly Wiglesworth giving it a second go.
Boesch: I always liked Kelly. Good for her to be able to try it a second time.

What the fans said about Rudy…

“Richard Hatch quit an immunity challenge because he knew he couldn’t beat Rudy in front of the jury.” – Donna

“A player who captivated everyone watching the first season, and ensured the popularity of “Survivor,” allowing many more seasons to come.” – Muntaqim

“I think people forget how big of a celebrity Rudy became after Borneo aired.’” – Colleen

What the Executive Voting Committee said about Rudy…

“If you need a reason to induct Rudy Boesch into the “Survivor” Hall of Fame you are not a true fan.  He’s a legend.” – Executive Producer and Host Jeff Probst

“When the tribe was scrambling to make a shelter to sleep above the flea-infested beach and find water to boil and drink in order to survive the elements, the oldest contestant ever, Rudy, dug a 6-foot trench in the beach, lined it with palm leaves, and slept in it. Then he proceeded to drink the unfiltered, un-boiled water from a tiny stream. ‘I used to drink water with dead bodies floating in it…this stuff is fine.’” – Ethan Zohn

“Rudy is as synonymous with ‘Survivor’ as almost anyone, the franchise’s original fan-favorite, the elder statesman of the series. Respect where it’s due.” – Josh Wigler – Parade

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Watch the ‘Survivor: Second Chance’ Finale this Wednesday, December 16, 2015 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

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‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame 2015 Inductee – Benjamin ‘Coach’ Wade

December 15, 2015

2015 "Survivor" Hall of Fame Inductee Benjamin "Coach Wade" (CBS)

Quick Note: XFINITY is the place to be for “Survivor: Second Chance” finale coverage. We’ll have finale Power Rankings with “Worlds Apart” faves Jenn Brown and Max Dawson, a recap of the finale and the full episode on Thursday, and exit interviews with all six of the remaining contestants. Follow @gordonholmes on Twitter for full details.

Fifty percent of the voting for the ‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame was based on the ballots of the Executive Voting Committee. This blue-ribbon panel consists of “Survivor” luminaries such as Host and Executive Producer Jeff Probst, Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer, Co-Executive Producers Jesse Jensen and Matt Van Wagenen, the current members of the “Survivor” Hall of Fame, the “Survivor” press corps, and XFINITY TV’s “Survivor” Guy Gordon Holmes. The other fifty percent came from “Survivor” fans like you.

Follow the “Survivor” Hall of Fame on Facebook or Twitter for updates.

The Class of 2010 included Parvati Shallow, Russell Hantz, Rob Mariano, Richard Hatch, and Sandra Diaz-Twine…

The Class of 2011 included Cirie Fields, Ozzy Lusth, and Tom Westman…

The Class of 2012 included Amanda Kimmel, Rob Cesternino, and Ethan Zohn…

The Class of 2013 included Kim Spradlin, John Cochran, and Jonny Fairplay…

Monday, Jerri Manthey joined the Class of 2015…

And now, the “Survivor” Hall of Fame is proud to induct Benjamin “Coach” Wade as the second member of the Class of 2015.

We had a chance to speak with the newly crowned Hall of Famer to get his thoughts on this honor…

Gordon Holmes: The fans, production, the press, your peers…everyone came together to honor you. How does it feel to be considered one of the greatest players in the game’s history?
Benjamin “Coach” Wade: Well I would say that I am not one of the greatest players in history…one of the biggest characters? Yes. One of the most controversial? Yes. But hey, three times and I still haven’t figured out how to win, just not in the cards.

Holmes: What’s this we hear about you not coaching anymore? What are we supposed to call you?
Wade: (Laughs) Well I am trying to retire from college coaching, for the sake of my family…however there is a professional team that is after me and I have already turned down other college jobs in the past few weeks. Coach will always be coach, and of course I will always be involved with coaching club soccer in my hometown of Susanville.

Holmes: Have you been watching “Survivor: Second Chance”? If so, what are you hoping to see in Wednesday’s finale?
Wade: Is that even a question?! Once a fan, always a fan. This has been a very unpredictable season, which now I see as I am finally learning about the game, is the most enjoyable for the fans. I thought Ciera was going to win, then I thought Joe was going to. I can’t imagine what’s going to happen and that’s the best part.

Holmes: What are your thoughts on Stephen’s time in the game?
Wade: The Wizard’s biggest challenge going into the game was being able to contribute in challenges, excel at the social game, and not be someone’s doormat. He exceeded in all of those things, so I am very proud of him. I wanted him to go all the way and win it. It’s always an honor to go out if you are a threat like Joe physically or strategically like Stephen, so I am all around chuffed that he did what he did.

Holmes: Finally, since they’re giving out Second Chances, any way you’d accept a fourth?
Wade: I’m retired. (Laughs) But, just like with soccer coaching #NeverSayNever.

What the fans said about Coach…

“I still think Coach could’ve won ‘South Pacific’ if he’d done a little better at the final Tribal.” – Annette

“I’ll talk to my parents who haven’t watched ‘Survivor’ in 10 years and they know who Coach is. My roommates, who get annoyed with my obsession with ‘Survivor,’ know who Coach is and they haven’t seen a single episode. He is one of the most iconic people to ever play the game of ‘Survivor’ and he needs to be inducted. ” – Zach

“The sensitive slayer is one of the greatest characters in the show’s history. Induct him!” – Kim

What the Executive Voting Committee said about Coach…

“In my eyes Coach had a great human development over his three seasons, a huge loving personality, and gave us a never ending supply of great entertainment.” – Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer

“You can’t have a  Hall without one of the most entertaining players in history! I learned a lot from the Dragon Slayer before I played season 19!” – Russell Hantz

“He rose to the occasion his third time around, becoming a father figure to his flock and securing a spot in the final three. Sadly, Coach missed out on winning the game, but he still wins at life.” – Parvati Shallow

Be sure to check back Wednesday to meet the third and final member of the “Survivor” Hall of Fame Class of 2015.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

Watch the ‘Survivor: Second Chance’ Finale this Wednesday, December 16, 2015 at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

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‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame 2015 Ballot – The ‘Survivor’ Press Corps

December 14, 2015

"Survivor" Hall of Fame

NOTE: Voting for the 2015 “Survivor” Hall of Fame has ended. Be sure to check back Monday, December 14, 2015 to meet the first new member.

ANOTHER NOTE: XFINITY TV is the place to go for “Survivor: Second Chance” coverage. We’ll have Power Rankings with “Worlds Apart” faves Jenn Brown and Max Dawson, every Wednesday evening we’ll bring you a recap of the most recent episode, and every Thursday you’ll be able to watch the previous night’s episode and read an interview with the eliminated contestant. Be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for immediate updates.

As members of the Executive Voting Committee, the “Survivor” press corps (along with Host and Executive Producer Jeff Probst, and other “Survivor” luminaries) has an awesome responsibility. The committee’s votes will make up 50% of the final tally for entry into the prestigious Class of 2015 The other 50% will come from “Survivor” fans like you.

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Steve Helling – People Magazine

Steve Helling is a senior writer at People Magazine and the host of “Murder Made Me Famous” on the Reelz Channel. He’s also a “Survivor” superfan who watched the premiere in 2000 and has never missed an episode. Since 2004, he has covered “Survivor” for People Magazine and people.com, interviewing more than 300 contestants – including a jailhouse interview with Richard Hatch in 2007. When he’s not covering “Survivor” for work, he’s introducing new seasons to his six children or developing “Survivor” knockoff challenges for his son’s cub scout pack.

Tina Wesson – (“Survivor: The Australian Outback,” “Survivor: All-Stars,” and “Survivor: Blood vs. Water”): It’s a travesty that Tina isn’t already in the “Survivor” Hall of Fame. As the game’s first female winner, she showed that you could pleasantly smile at people as you stabbed them in the back. Tina first played “Survivor” when it was a cultural phenomenon, beating “Friends” in the ratings and drawing more than 32 million weekly viewers. Yes, Tina’s legacy may have been slightly tarnished after her last-place finish in “All-Stars.” (I blame Jenna Lewis.) But her final four showing in “Blood vs. Water” shows that she’s still a force to be reckoned with after all these years.

Jerri Manthey – (“Survivor: The Australian Outback,” “Survivor: All-Stars,” and “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains”): She was “Survivor’s” first – and best – villainess. From the moment she accused Kel of smuggling beef jerky, Jerri became the most hated woman in America, a role that she parlayed into 15 years of television appearances. The irony was that Jerri didn’t play a villainous game: she remained loyal to her alliance until the end. Sure, she wasn’t a morning person, but her bitchiness was tame compared to later villains. After being booed off the stage during “All Stars,” it seemed that we might have seen the last of Jerri – but she returned to “Heroes vs. Villains” and proved that she actually could be a serious threat in this game.

Rudy Boesch – (“Survivor: Borneo” and “Survivor: All-Stars”): No, he wasn’t a strategist. No, wasn’t a physical threat, even though he did win an individual immunity. And he didn’t play a social game. But Rudy Boesch was 72 years old when he played the game that has destroyed people a third of his age. What’s more, he almost won it. Without his blunder during the last immunity challenge, he probably could have beaten either Rich or Kelly. Now nearing 90 years old, Rudy will never play the game again, but his contribution to “Survivor” will never be forgotten.

Drusilla Moorhouse – BuzzFeed

Drusilla Moorhouse is a Copy Editor for BuzzFeed and has covered “Survivor” for E! Online, Zap2it and TV.com. A fanatic of the “Eco Challenge” producer Mark Burnett’s O.G. reality competition, Dru carried a torch for “Survivor” even before the first pixelated images of Richard Hatch hit the airwaves.

Tyson Apostol – (“Survivor: Tocantins,” “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains,” and “Survivor: Blood vs. Water”): The last time I cast my HOF ballot for Tyson, I slammed his social game — but that was before “Blood vs. Water.” For Tyson, the third time was the charm — and he sure charmed that jury! Even though he was responsible for most of their ousters and virtually kicked Katie’s ass on her way out (with that white rock), they gave him a million bucks.

Denise Stapley – (“Survivor: Philippines): This tenacious triathlete had a seat at every single Tribal Council in her season and still walked away with the title of Sole Survivor. (And really, she deserved a bonus for babysitting Abi.)

Jonathan Penner – (“Survivor: Cook Islands,”  “Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites,” and “Survivor: Philippines”): Penner sounds exactly like Alan Alda, and in a battle of wits he might even best Hawkeye Pierce himself. In fact, Penner exudes so much confidence and charisma that it wasn’t until I sat down to defend my nomination that it dawned on me: He’s not really the best player, is he? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Mara Reinstein – US Weekly

Mara Reinstein is the movie critic for Us Weekly magazine. But thanks to her unofficial title as Resident “Survivor” Fanatic, she has somehow finagled her way into 12 (!) “Survivor” location visits since 2004.

Note: Mara chose to only submit two votes this year.

Rudy Boesch – (“Survivor: Borneo” and “Survivor: All-Stars”): Let’s salute the man who was on the wrong side of 70 when he competed back in the very first season. He didn’t have the benefit of crafty deal-making rewards or cozy comforts. He just sucked it up and endured it. Plus, his strategy was pretty good and he had to look at a naked Richard Hatch for almost 39 days.

Rupert Boneham – (“Survivor: Pearl Islands,” “Survivor: All-Stars,” “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains,” and “Survivor: Blood vs. Water”): Yes, his game-play got progressively worse. Yes, he made a huge mistake in swapping places with his wife in “Blood vs. Water.” Yes, that hippie-dippie, tye-dye schtick is more worn out than a pair of used Birkenstocks. Wait, where was I going with this? Oh, right: He deserves the honors just for the being the ultimate endearing pirate back in Pearl Islands. And he persevered through “Heroes vs. Villains” with a broken toe. Years from now, even casual fans will remember Rupert. Can’t say the same for, say, purple Kelly.

Dalton Ross – Entertainment Weekly

Dalton Ross is the Assistant Managing Editor of Entertainment Weekly. He may have written about this show once or twice over the past 15 years.

Tony Vlachos – (“Survivor: Cagayan”): He was far from the perfect player in “Cagayan,” but we had never seen someone play “Survivor” that aggressive before until Tony Vlachos came around. Changing up votes, repeatedly voting against his own alliance, and then somehow getting them to fall back into line after; the fact that someone could play the game so differently in season 28 (and win) is pretty remarkable. I still don’t quite understand how Tony did it, but I totally respect it. And he managed to do it all while hiding out in his spy shack and busting out llama impressions for good measure. If you don’t think Tony deserves this honor, go back and watch Spencer’s final Tribal Council speech. If a self-proclaimed gamebot like Spencer can have that much esteem for Tony’s game, than so should we.

J.T. Thomas – (“Survivor: Tocantins” and “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains”): Some people vote for “characters” or people they simply like on their Hall of Fame ballot, and that’s totally fine seeing as how everyone has a different definition of what constitutes a worthy entrant. For me, however, it’s people that came on and flat-out dominated — the Kim Spradlins and Tom Westmans of the world. They’re both in, so why isn’t J.T.? He was just as dominant in “Tocantins,” getting people in the opposite majority alliance after the merge to fall head over heels in love with him. He was devastatingly effective in all three aspects of the game — strategic, social, physical. Don’t believe me? Just ask Fishbach, whom he skunked in the finals. Sure, J.T. made a terrible move in Heroes vs. Villains in giving a hidden immunity idol to someone on the opposite tribe, but it was a big swing-for-the-fences play. You have to respect that fact that he had the cojones to try it. Bottom line: He may not be flashy, but J.T. gave one of the best first season performances in “Survivor” history. Shouldn’t that be recognized?

Brian Heidik – (“Survivor: Thailand”): If there is some sort of soft porn hall of fame, then hopefully Heidik is already in it. But here is another HOF in which he deserves entry. Look, Heidik is a shady dude and his season was terrible. So naturally you want to dismiss him and instead vote in someone that has appeared on this show three or four times and is a hell of a lot more likable. I get that. But again, I am voting on gameplay, and the guy ran “Thailand” from coast-to-coast. He orchestrated all the votes. He won all the important challenges. He was always in control.  Athletes are judged solely for their performance on the field in terms of Hall of Fame admission, and I use that same criteria for players in the game of “Survivor.” Heidik dominated, so should be in. We may not like it, but sometimes you have to go with your head instead of your heart. (Especially when, like me, you have no heart.)

Tom Santilli – Examiner.com

Tom Santilli is the “Survivor Examiner,” having covered “Survivor” for Examiner.com and TheTVKing.com since 2009 and having been a rabid fan since the very beginning.  He is also a film critic and appears weekly on the syndicated TV show “Movie Show Plus.”  (follow him on Twitter, @tomsantilli and at TomSantilli.com).  He claims to own his own “Medallion of Power” that gives him a slight advantage in writing “Survivor” recaps.

Rudy Boesch – (“Survivor: Borneo” and “Survivor: All-Stars”): Now that there are 14 members of the “Survivor” Hall of Fame, a simple eyeball test will reveal to you who is missing. My first two picks are faces that are iconic to the game, and glaring omissions from the Hall. First up, above anyone else, is Rudy. This isn’t just a sentimental vote, although that’s part of it. He was also one of the most entertaining and inspirational contestants ever. His unexpected friendship with Richard Hatch encapsulated the essence of “Survivor,” showing that people from all walks of life can live together and even become friends within the unique framework of the game. Let’s not forget that he was one hand-slip away from winning the first-ever “Survivor” too. When contestants wised up by the time of “All-Stars,” Rudy was voted off early because every other person knew they had no shot against him, were he to stay. Heck, the dude walked away from a roll-over car accident a few years back without a scratch. He’s invincible. He’s incredible. He’s Rudy. And he should be a Hall of Famer.

Rupert Boneham – (“Survivor: Pearl Islands,” “Survivor: All-Stars,” “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains,” and “Survivor: Blood vs. Water”): This dude is one of only two players to have played the game four times. He is another iconic face of the game and one of the most popular ever to play. While he isn’t quite deserving to make the Hall based on his strategic skills, there are many other reasons why certain players should be inducted. Hundreds have now played the game, but how many could you identify by just their voice? Rupert is a guy no one will ever forget and he deserves a spot.

Brian Heidik – (“Survivor: Thailand”): It’s time for my annual push for Brian Heidik, who to me, is the sole remaining “first-ballot”-worthy contestant still deserving inclusion…an upper echelon player and the one guy who needs to be in the “Survivor” Hall of Fame. I voted for him the past few years and I will continue doing so until others take notice…Brian is unlike any other Sole Survivor for many important reasons. At the time that he won, nobody thought that a “bad guy” could ever win “Survivor” again after Richard Hatch. Brian to this day is the only true “villain,” playing a villainous game, to have won it all. Brian played masterfully, despite back-stabbing and lying his way to the prize. He was a thinker, but he also won several individual immunity challenges along the way. Others (like, say, Kim Spradlin) have made “Survivor” look easy, but he was the first. Like him or not, admit it or not, he was the blueprint for every strategic player since. The “Survivor” HOF will never be complete until it includes the likes of Brian Heidik.

Josh Wigler – Parade

Josh Wigler is a writer, editor and podcaster who has been published by MTV News, New York Magazine, Comic Book Resources, Digital Trends and more. He is the co-author of “The Evolution of Strategy: 30 Seasons of Survivor,” an audiobook chronicling the reality TV show’s transformation, and one of the hosts of “Post Show Recaps,” a podcast about film and television.

Rudy Boesch – (“Survivor: Borneo” and “Survivor: All-Stars”): Wait, Rudy’s not already in the Hall of Fame? Seriously? How is that even possible? To quote the man himself, “I dunno.” Someone’s hand must’ve slipped at the switch. Anyway, Rudy is as synonymous with “Survivor” as almost anyone, the franchise’s original fan-favorite, the elder statesman of the series. Respect where it’s due.

Tina Wesson – (“Survivor: The Australian Outback,” “Survivor: All-Stars,” and “Survivor: Blood vs. Water”): The second winner in “Survivor” history, Tina went from million-dollar Outback champion to the first boot on “All-Stars,” only to return almost twenty full seasons later, as competitive as ever, on “Blood vs Water.” She’s a terrific and historic player who absolutely warrants a HOF nod.

Jerri Manthey – (“Survivor: The Australian Outback,” “Survivor: All-Stars,” and “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains”): I could make the case for Colby Donaldson or Rupert Boneham, but nope. Instead, let’s go with Colby’s original nemesis and Rupert’s fellow Saboga. (The third Saboga on my list! Man, great tribe. Apologies to Jenna Lewis.) She’s the original Black Widow of “Survivor,” so loathed that she was booed off the stage at the “All-Stars” reunion, only to return 12 seasons later to wrap up one of the most satisfying character arcs of any “Survivor” ever. For legacy reasons alone, Jerri gets my last spot. Also, she promised me tortillas and chocolate if I voted for her.


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‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame 2015 Ballot – Parvati Shallow

December 7, 2015

2010 "Survivor" Hall of Fame Inductee Parvati Shallow (CBS)

NOTE: Voting for the 2015 “Survivor” Hall of Fame has ended. Be sure to check back Monday, December 14, 2015 to meet the first new member.

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The “Survivor” Hall of Fame is proud to have 2010 Inductee Parvati Shallow as a member of the Executive Voting Committee. As a member of this exclusive committee, Parvati (along with Host Jeff Probst and other “Survivor” luminaries) has accepted an awesome responsibility. The committee’s votes will make up 50% of the final tally for entry into the prestigious Class of 2015. The other 50% will come from “Survivor” fans like you.

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Parvati Shallow’s 2015 Hall of Fame Ballot

Tyson Apostol – (“Survivor: Tocantins,” “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains,” and “Survivor: Blood vs. Water”): Say what you will about this “Survivor” goofball, but Tyson belongs in the Hall of Fame. When I played with him on “Heroes vs Villains,” he made a hasty and foolish mistake that cost him the game. On his third time around, Tyson had clearly learned from his former blunders. Playing with his girlfriend Rachel on “Survivor: Blood vs. Water” brought out never-before-seen facets of his personality. Tyson can be serious? Tyson loves someone so much that he cries for her and commits to do whatever it takes to win, not for himself, but for Rachel? I love Tyson for his wacky sense of humor and for the great depth he showed us in his winning season of “Survivor.” And, now he’s a dad! Can you believe that?

Eliza Orlins – (“Survivor: Vanuatu” and “Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites”): Eliza is the force of nature who coined the infamous phrase “It’s just a (expletive deleted) stick!” Though not yet a “Survivor” winner, this woman is a ferocious competitor and a larger-than-life jury member. *Cue the eye-roll* *Cut to gaping jaw* For those reasons, she deserves Hall of Fame recognition. Each time Eliza graces our screens for a season of “Survivor,” her presence is felt…intensely. What she lacks in social grace, she makes up for in grit and determination. She’s tough as nails and will fight to the end. Then, when her torch does get snuffed, and she takes her place in the jury, you know she’s going to use her power and influence to ensure the best player wins.

Benjamin “Coach” Wade (aka The Dragon Slayer) – (“Survivor: Tocantins,” “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains,” and “Survivor: South Pacific”):  You know this whole “Survivor” yoga craze? Well, Coach may not have started it all, but he sure did make it cool. This man rocked the “Survivor” world with his feathers, coachi and grown man tears — how could we not fall in love? His strategic game in “Heroes vs. Villains” was tragically flawed; it’s never good to go after me from day one. But, he rose to the occasion his third time around, becoming a father figure to his flock and securing a spot in the final three. Sadly, Coach missed out on winning the game, but he still wins at life.

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‘Survivor: Second Chance’ Episode 10 & 11 Recap: Who’ll Stop the Reign?

November 25, 2015

"Survivor: Second Chance" (CBS)

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Last Week: Joe balanced on a boat, Stephen will get to steal a vote, and Kelly was the name that most people voted for.

39 Days, 20 People, 1 “Survivor” Blog…

Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Orkun Tribe (wearing orange)
Abi – Philippines
Ciera – Blood vs. Water
Jeremy – San Juan del Sur
Joe – Worlds Apart
Keith – San Juan del Sur
Kelley W. – San Juan del Sur
Kimmi – The Australian Outback
Spencer – Cagayan
Stephen – Tocantins
Tasha – Cagayan

Two hours? I shoulda took a nap first.

We kick things off after Tribal and Jeremy is hoping that he can get back into Joe’s good, dreamy graces.

But first, he takes Tasha aside and tells her they couldn’t let her know about the vote to get rid of Wiglesworth. Because…you couldn’t trust her? Bad form.

Joe’s trying to keep his cool. He insists that they make sure the Orkun coven doesn’t get to stick around.

Later that night, the rain starts a pourin’. We cut to the next morning and it’s still coming down. Ciera isn’t worried about the rain, but she is worried that the rain keeps her from strategizing. She’s awesome.

Keith says he’d be willing to sit in the rain for 50 days to win a million dollars. They cut to his old, wrinkly, water-logged feet and I almost lost the Wawa sandwich I had for dinner.

Reward Challenge Time: The tribes will be divided into two teams. The teams will fight over a basketball. The first person to sink a basket gets a point for their team. First team to score three points gets to get out of the rain and enjoy a circus.

No joke, this is the worst rain I’ve seen on “Survivor” since Samoa. It’s just coming down in sheets.

The teams are Tasha, Abi, Joe, Spencer, and Ciera against Jeremy, Stephen, Kelley, Kimmi, and Keith.

Round One: Stephen, Kelley, and Jeremy get the best of Joe, Spencer, and Ciera.

Oy, Kelley learns not to wear a bikini top during a wrestling challenge the hard way.

Round Two: Tasha, Abi, and Joe defeat Kelley, Kimmi, and Keith.

Wow, this is violent. Joe totally stiff-armed Kimmi.

Round Three: Joe, Spencer, and Ciera bested  Jeremy, Kimmi, and Fishbach.

Round Four: Joe, Abi, and Tasha scored against Kelley, Kimmi, and Jeremy to win reward.

That last point was intense. Kimmi clung to Tasha leg and was dragged to the basket before Tasha hit the winning shot.

Tasha will always wag her leg in Kimmi’s face.

We meet up with the winners at the circus, and it is really cool! Fire juggling, pipe balancing, the works!

Ciera sees some youngsters who are the same age as her kiddies and starts to get emotional. She pulls it together and pitches them all working with Kelley to take over the game.

Joe pitches getting rid of Stephen, and Ciera’s all for it.

Back at camp, Kimmi let’s us know that if she can deal with her kid’s health issues, then she can deal with anything. Aww… Good moms tonight.

Stephen tell everyone that Jeremy would be winning all the challenges if Joe wasn’t around. Yeah, that’s exactly want Jeremy wants everyone to forget.

Kelley stokes the anti-Joe fire and it seems like everyone is into it.

Later that night, the rain just keeps on a-comin’. As Stephen is sitting there, his stomach starts causing him problems. He breaks down and has himself a little cry. Well, more of a big cry.

The next day it…is…still…raining. Stephen wishes the sun would come out for fifteen minutes. Instead he gets rain. Apparently God is a Kelly Wiglesworth fan.

Jeremy is worried about Stephen because he thinks he might quit. He’ll never quit. It’d kill his know-it-all cred.

Immunity Challenge Time: Players will balance on a small platform while balancing a ball against a block of wood. Last person standing wins immunity.

Fun Fact: This challenge was done during “San Juan del Sur.”

Before the challenge gets underway, Probst tells the troops that a construction crew is at their camp and will build them a waterproof shelter if five of them choose not to compete in the immunity challenge.

How do you sleep at night, Probst?

Each person is given two different colored rocks so they can vote. Everybody gives up immunity except for Joe and Keith. Wow. Keith really thought he was in danger?

Joe says he thinks he can deal with the rain. He should’ve said, “I’m not stupid, without that necklace, I’m the just a  handsome juror.”

Alright, we start off and uh…it’s just two dudes standing there for a while. That is until Keith slips up and drops his ball. Joe wins immunity. Surely that necklace is shaped to fit his neck like a memory foam pillow by now.

The tribe returns to camp and the new shelter is pretty awesome. Not only that, but there are cookies! Totally better than getting Joe out of the game.

Politicking starts off with Stephen targeting Ciera. He thinks he’ll be able to work with Kelley and Abi once she’s gone.

Later, Joe tells Ciera, Abi, and others that they’re gunning for Stephen. Apparently Abi has a nickname for Stephen, “Poopypants.” Well, it’s better than “The Wizard.”

Tasha doesn’t like that Ciera is running the show. She tells Spencer, but he still wants to target Stephen.

Joe meets up with Jeremy, Tasha, and Spencer and tells them that Ciera wants them to get rid of Stephen. Joe tells us he wants them both gone, but he thinks Stephen is a bigger threat.

Jeremy thinks it’s a bad move because Ciera doesn’t have loyalty toward anyone.

Spencer sticks to his guns though, saying that Stephen has an advantage and apparently Kimmi in his back pocket. Wait, who the heck is Kimmi?

That night at Tribal, Kelley admits to crying because of the rain.

Stephen says his low point was his severe gastrointestinal distress. Oh, is that the poopy pants?

Ciera was willing to sacrifice for the team in order to get a better shelter.

Tasha thinks the people who stepped out of the challenge were unselfish.

Joe points out that he’d be going home if he didn’t compete in the challenge.

Keith says he stayed in because he was trying to kill the golden boy. “Kill” seems a little harsh.

Stephen has no idea what’s going to happen with the vote. Seconded.

Jeremy agrees that the voting blocs are confusing. Seconded.

Stephen knows the advantage puts a target on his back. He calls it a “disadvantage.”

Ciera doesn’t think they’ve established lines yet.  She also thinks it’d suck if she was blindsided.

Tasha thinks the person who is voted out will have made a million-dollar mistake by sitting out of the challenge.

Voting Time: Abi votes for Stephen and that’s the only vote that’s shown.

Probst tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol and…Jeremy says something as we go to commercial!

Cruel!

We come back and Jeremy busts out one of his sixteen idols for Stephen. Poopy pants is safe!

We’ve got four votes for Stephen, two votes for Ciera, two votes for Kimmi, and the eleventh person eliminated from “Survivor: Second Chance” and the fourth member of the jury is…Ciera.

Wows.

Jeremy tells Spencer he’d do the same thing for him as Ciera makes her exit.

Back at camp, Stephen is blown away that Jeremy saved him. Jeremy tells him that the other players don’t trust him. Stephen swears total allegiance to Jeremy.

Dude, you should name your first-born child “Jeremy.”

The next day, it’s mooooooore rain. And Stephen is annoyed with himself that he didn’t see the vote coming. He’s bummed because he claims to be a know-it-all. False advertising!

Reward Challenge Time: The players will be told a story about Cambodian history. Then they’ll race into the jungle to answer questions. The first person to answer five questions wins a chopper ride to a resort where they’ll be treated to delicious foods.

Best of all? This is being held in the dark. I miss nighttime challenges!

There will also be an idol clue hidden in the answers.

We start off and there isn’t much to describe except for runnin’ and question answerin’.

Keith does his best Rudy Boesch impersonation by getting most of his answers wrong. Hilarious.

Kelley finds the immunity idol clue. Sneaky sneaky.

Spencer is the first to get four answers. There are a few people with three.

Stephen catches up with his fourth.

It’s down to Spencer and Stephen and…Stephen wins it! Who knew being smart could be so exciting?!

Stephen chooses Jeremy and Tasha to go along on his reward. Tasha because he wants to regain her trust, and Jeremy because he sooooo owes him.

Back at camp, Kelley’s clue tells her that the idol is under the shelter. She can’t see under the shelter at night, so she’s going to go for it the next day.

At the reward, the threesome fills up on wings, steak, and other goodies. Much better than a Wawa sandwich.

In the spirit of openness, Stephen tells them that he can steal someone’s vote. He busts out some math and tells them that it’s a three-vote swing.

Tasha points out that Joe has to lose immunity. In other news, water is wet.

At camp, Keith points out that Jeremy, Tasha, and Stephen are a threesome. In other news, the sky is blue.

When Kimmi goes away, the rest of the group starts discussing strategy. Spencer wants to get rid of Stephen. Abi is worried about the advantage bouncing back and eliminating her. She asks Joe to give her immunity. He smartly says, “No.”

They end up agreeing to target Stephen, and if he wins immunity they’ll go for Tasha.

Eventually everyone goes off on their merry way. Everyone except for Abi. This drives Kelley crazy because she wants to swipe that idol.

If you want Abi to leave, tell her to stick around. Doy.

Abi finally goes to lay in the hammock and Kelley makes her move. She snags the idol before anyone sees her.

Immunity Challenge Time: The players will make a tower of blocks and plant a flag using only their feet. First person to complete their tower wins immunity.

Fun Fact: This challenge was also first used in “San Juan del Sur.” It’s the same challenge that was played the day Jeremy was voted out.

We start off and Joe is off to a fast start. #surprise

Wentworth manages to catch up and pass him. Spencer and Keith aren’t far behind.

Joe’s tower collapses just as Probst mentions that he’d be the fifth person to win five immunities in one season. #probstcurse

Spencer takes the lead, but Joe’s not out of it yet.

It’s close, but Spencer manages to pull out the win. Say it ain’t so, Joe!

Back at Orkun beach, Stephen points out that this is the first time Joe has been vulnerable in the game. Well, maybe he’s been emotionally vulnerable.

As soon as Joe leaves to lie in one of his many hammocks, everyone agrees to target him. They decide to use Abi as the fake-out. Oh…she’ll love that.

However, Kelley would rather target Fishbach because Joe is one of her numbers. Yeah, just get rid of Joe the next time he loses immunity.

Later, Abi doesn’t believe that Joe is going to work with Kelley and vote for Fishbach. Spencer tries to assure her to stick to the plan and vote for Fishbach. But, she claims she’s going to make up her mind at Tribal.

Then, Stephen decides he wants to split the votes and use his advantage in case Joe has an idol. He goes to Spencer with this idea and tells him what the advantage is. This freaks Spencer right out.

As it should.

That night at Tribal, Joe hopes that the trust he’s built with people will keep him around.

Abi thinks it comes down to which alliance is most loyal to you.

Tasha doesn’t think the voting bloc is the most effective method going forward. She needs people to lock it in.

Kelley thinks there are alliances because Stephen took Tasha on the reward to mend fences.

Stephen is still worried that he could be on the chopping block.

Spencer is overwhelmed by all of the variables with idols, advantages, and blocs.

As we’re about to vote, Fishbach decides to play his advantage. He chooses to steal Joe’s vote.

Joe thinks “that sucks.” Well, he’s not wrong.

Voting Time: Stephen votes for Abi…and Joe. Wow, so Joe voted for himself. The rest of the votes are secret.

The math is making my brain hurt.

Probst tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol…and nobody does. We’ve got one vote for Joe, one vote for Abi, one vote for Stephen, one vote for Joe, two votes for Abi, two votes for Stephen, and and the twelfth person eliminated from “Survivor: Second Chance” and the fifth member of the jury is…Stephen.

Verdict: Wow…that was a lot to process. Interesting that the two times people have used extra/stolen votes they’ve gone home.

Who’s Going to Win? Everybody on board the Wentworth train! Woo woo!

Power Rankings Results: Jenn and I had Ciera in spot seven. Max’s Blue Collar buddies had her in the first spot. Max and Jenn has Fishbach in spot nine. I had him in spot eight. So, the current score is Team Jenn 116, Team Max 113, and Team Gordon 107.

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‘Survivor’ Power Rankings Round 8: Wentworth the Wait Edition

November 18, 2015

"Survivor: Second Chance" (CBS)

Quick Note: We’re going to be bringing you all kinds of “Survivor” fun this season including episode recaps, exit interviews, and Power Rankings with Jenn Brown and Max Dawson. Be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute news and info.

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The Rules: Each week our three combatants will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the three players will earn. For example, if Joe is voted out this week, Gordon and Jenn will each receive eleven points and Max will receive eight points. At the end of the season, the person with the most points will be named the “Survivor: Second Chance” Power Rankings Challenge Champion.

Last Week: Jenn had Savage in spot ten, Max had him in spot four, and Gordon’s pinch hitter Gregory McBean had him in spot eleven. So, the current score is Team Jenn 95, Team Max 97, and Team Gordon 88.

Important Note: These rankings are not based on who is most likely to win the entire season. Players tend to rank the players based on their safety in the next episode.

Jenn’s Score = 95

Any questions for Jenn? Drop her a line on Twitter: @jenncantdance

 Max’s Score = 97

Any questions for Max? Drop him a line on Twitter: @fymaxwell

 Gordon’s Score = 88

Any questions for Gordon? Drop him a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes
 1. Keith: Keith is up here purely for the best scene I have ever seen in an episode of “Survivor.” That tuk-tuk ride was just great, and pointless, and finally something more than just constant strategy on the show. I love it when the producers show the fun things that happen too, not just all business. Also Keith is going nowhere. Has his name ever even been brought up? No way. Everyone loves Keith. Keith is sticking around.
  1. Jeremy: Andrew: “Jeremy, we need to vote Stephen out. He’s a spineless, lying, amoral, pantywaist. And get this – on day 1 I asked him what his favorite NFL team is and he said he doesn’t have one. What kind of man doesn’t have a team?”
Jeremy: (Swinging in hammock.) “Nah, bro.”
Andrew: “OK. Let’s vote out someone else then. That’s probably a better idea anyway.”
Jeremy: (Continues to swing in hammock.)
  1. Jeremy: So, Jeremy is pretty much running the show. And, if there’s a breakdown around camp he won’t be the first target. Looks like his “meat shield” plan is working. Throw an idol on top of that and this fireman is on fire, man.
  2. Jeremy: Jeremy technically got Savage voted out. Sorta. I mean if he hadn’t nixed the Fishbach idea then Kelley would’ve played the idol for no reason and Savage would still be around. But this shows what a power he has over the groupthink, and he does it subtly. AND HE HAS AN IDOL STILL. Jeremy is just really kicking ass this season. Even if he sucked at this past immunity challenge. And now he knows that Kelley knows where idols are hidden. Maybe he can find a way to use that to his advantage. We shall see.
   2. Tasha: You can divide the remaining Second Chancers into four categories: 1) People who seem dead set on voting out a rival (Stephen, Joe). 2) People who are targets (Abi, Ciera, Kelley). 3) People content to have others tell them whom to vote for (Kelly, Kimmi, Spencer, Keith). and 4) People who the others come to for permission or guidance (Tasha and Jeremy). It’s good to be in category 4.
  2. Keith: If anyone could sneak to the end with two jerks and win based on their personality, it’s Keith. Problem is, are there two people left that people universally despise? Maybe they could bring back the Sprint Player of the Season. I’d love to see the tricked out tuk-tuk Keith could build with $100,000.
  3. Spencer: This was the first episode I saw that wasn’t like, SPENCER LOOK SPENCER IS ON THE SHOW LOOK AT SPENCER DOING THINGS AND TALKING SPENCER.  So that’s cool that there were other people on the episode. I like Spencer though, I think he’s a good guy and in a good spot right now.
   3. Keith: While I don’t think Keith is really a factor in the game at this point I do think that he is the most delightful human being to appear on American television in recent memory. Keith deserves his own spinoff. My pitch: a show about Keith having new life experiences. In one episode he gets a massage and tries spa food! In another episode he snuggles with a Broadway star! In another he eats a bagel and drives a tuk-tuk. The possibilities are endless.
  3. Kimmi: Hey, Kimmi! You know when Ciera is begging the people on the bottom of the dominant alliance to not settle for fourth and fifth place? She’s totally talking to you.
  4. Tasha: I don’t see her going home this week but I didn’t see much from her this past week either.  She seems to be in an alright spot, but I’m starting to get vibes that people will want to take her to the end for the easy win.
  4. Kimmi: Somehow Kimmi has put herself in the position that I thought Monica would occupy: the quiet and relatively level-headed accessory ally who stays above the fray and off her fellow competitors’ radars.
  4. Kelly: We all had awesome visions of Kelly Wiglesworth returning to right a fifteen-year wrong. Instead, she’s going to be someone’s vote until she’s no longer useful.
 5. Kelly: She won the group reward for everyone! That’s great! She got to be carted around in a tuk tuk by Keith, which may or may not be one of my life goals now. But that’s all we saw from her. I don’t know really where she stands in the alliances, but for some reason no one seems to think they’re on the bottom of the majority. I think she might be (after Joe, of course).  5. Spencer: I think last week contained the least amount of Spencer of any of the episodes in either of his two seasons. To me that means he is safe for the time being.
  5. Tasha: Joe’s the biggest challenge threat in the game. Then Spencer, then Jeremy and Tasha?
 6. Kimmi: The whole clam thing is still kinda getting to me. Like, definitely don’t eat all the food you have all at once. Don’t do that. Because then later you starve. I think that also rubbed some people the wrong way, and she might’ve pushed some buttons. However we didn’t see much from her this week, and like Kelly, she doesn’t seem to think she’s on the bottom. Again, I think differently.
   6. Kelly: Brett. Kelly. Rick. Carter. Brenda. Wiglesworth? At least let her describe how thin the lox were cut.
  6. Spencer: It’s kind of funny that Spencer is playing the same role he played in Cagayan. He’s voting with the dominant alliance, but he’s not really a part of them. He’s always in danger. That would make a compelling story for a jury…
 7. Abi-Maria: Her comment to Savage made me laugh so hard. So hard. She’s in a bad spot being in the minority but Abi is scrappy AF and always finds a way to not go home. I think that will be the case again this week, but who knows how much longer she can keep it up.  I don’t. I don’t know the future. If I did I think I’d be a lot richer and have a private jet filled with baby tigers.   7. Ciera: Ciera knows that the Three Amigas’ long-term survival is contingent upon their ability to fan the flames of the Goofus and Gallant rivalry. Expect Ciera to blow on that fire with everything she’s got.
  7. Abi-Maria: Oh, Abi. Your “jury” comment to Savage as he was on his way out was comedy gold. Unfortunately it was also jury management lead.
 8. Kelley: I think what she did was an awesome move. I don’t know why people never split the votes anymore, they should’ve in my season and they should’ve in this situation, but they didn’t and, just like 30, the young blonde chick survives another day. However she is in the minority alliance, and no longer has an idol to protect her. She needs to start looking around challenges ASAP, or make some changes in alliances.
  8. Joe: Gallant makes hammocks for his entire tribe and wins all the challenges and says “please” and “thank you” and paints an amazing merge flag and has fantastic hair.
  8. Ciera: Poor Ciera is starting to sound like a broken record with her “Please, play to win” speeches. But, she’s not wrong. Right now her best bet is to play up the fact that odd votes are the best time to make moves. Maybe she can get Joe, Spencer, and one other person on her threesome’s side.
  9. Ciera: She too is on the bottom of the small alliance of ladies. Tried her damnedest to make some moves, but the boys weren’t budging. Luckily one of her buddies had an idol and… well didn’t do much for Ciera except keep her small alliance the same size.
   9. Stephen: Goofus looks for idols and hits the other tribe’s target and talks about people behind their backs and yawns when his friends tell their meet-cute stories.
  9. Kelley: You killed it last week, Kelley. But, the problem with the idol is it can only be played once.
  10. Stephen: This guy continues to be a target, got caught scheming, and had a wonderfully hilarious reaction to the reward challenge that he didn’t win. I swear this episode was just funny. I really enjoyed it. But back to Stephen. He doesn’t seem to really have a strong alliance, and the “bros” are targeting him after he suggested getting rid of Joe (which literally everyone else probably has too, but I digress).
  10. Abi-Maria: During the pre-merge stage we heard a lot of people talk about bringing Abi to the end as a goat. Most of the people who floated that idea are now on vacation in Vietnam. The players who are left aren’t thinking about goats. They’re thinking about bumping off the opposing alliance.
   10. Stephen: OK, we’re all ready to put this “Stephen returning was a mistake” talk to bed, right? He’s in the thick of it and is one of the five or six people left who are capable of winning. In fact, the only reason he’s this low is because Joe knows he was targeting him.
 11. Joe: Joe is gone the second he loses immunity, there is no way in hell anyone in their right mind would keep him around if they have the chance to get rid of him, not even his alliance. (And hell, now that Savage is gone, the meat shields are dwindling.) I’m just going to keep him down here for the rest of the season I think, because he has to lose sometime…right? RIGHT?
  11. Kelley: Kelley bought herself 3 more days in the game in the most spectacular manner imaginable. But what’s her plan now? Laying low is not an option. Kelley will need to make another big move to survive the next vote.
   11. Joe: The only time you’re safe is when you’re wearing a necklace, Joe.

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‘Survivor: Second Chance’ Episode 7 Recap: Joe’s Split Decision

November 4, 2015

"Survivor: Second Chance" (CBS)

Quick Note: We’re going to be bringing you all kinds of “Survivor” fun this season including episode recaps, exit interviews, and Power Rankings with Jenn Brown and Max Dawson. Be sure to follow me on Twitter (@gordonholmes) for up-to-the-minute news and info.

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Last Week: Angkor’s away, Terry left but his son is OK, Joe tried to protect his bae, and Woo will no longer get to participate.

39 Days, 20 People, 1 “Survivor” Blog…

Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Bayon Tribe (wearing pink)
Jeremy – San Juan del Sur
Joe – Worlds Apart
Keith – San Juan del Sur
Kimmi – The Australian Outback
Spencer – Cagayan
Stephen – Tocantins
Tasha – Cagayan

The Ta Keo Tribe (wearing teal)
Abi – Philippines
Andrew – Pearl Islands
Ciera – Blood vs. Water
Kass – Cagayan
Kelley W. – San Juan del Sur
Kelly W. – Borneo Terry – Panama

We start things off at Ta Keo beach the morning after Tribal. The rain’s a pourin’ and Kass is pontificatin’.

Savage is bummed because he thinks he’s on a tribe with professional liars. Well, Kass is a lawyer.

Wait…so is he. This joke is complicated.

Later on, Savage asks everyone to take him to the merge and use him when they get there. Spencer says he’s cool with that as long as Savage promises to never target him again. He agrees, but doesn’t pinky swear.

Over at Bayon Beach, treemail says that Savage’s merge is today. Tasha is blown away that they’re merging at thirteen. You and me both, Tasha.

Tasha’s also excited to be reunited with Spencer. Cagayan represent!

The two tribes are greeted by the typical merge feast. Hugs, high-fives, and orange buffs are exchanged.

Joe thinks the merge is dangerous. Dude, just win every challenge until the end. Doy.

During the meal, Kass admits that she worked with Spencer. That’s like G.I. Joe working with Cobra. I guess that makes Woo Cobra-La.

Afterwards, everyone breaks into groups and talks strategy.

Savage immediately rats Kass and Ciera out to Jeremy. They decide to pair with Tasha, Fishbach, Kimmi, Wiglesworth, and Joe.

Kass and Kelley want to team with Abi, Ciera, Spencer, Keith, and Joe.

Hmm…so Joe’s in both alliances? Way to go, Joe.

The next morning, Savage makes his pitch to Joe. It centers on sticking with the classic Bayons. Joe is non-committal…which isn’t always smart.

On the other hand, Kelley is trying to get Spencer on board. Spencer says he isn’t sure about Joe or Keith because he hasn’t spoken with them. Kelley assures him that they’re with her.

Later on, Joe and Spencer sit down and try to figure it out. Spencer says he wouldn’t mind swinging with Joe. Well, I’m sure most people wouldn’t mind that.

Ahem.

The two agree to watch each other’s backs.

Ahem.

Everyone is chilling out during a rain delay. Stephen impresses everyone by reciting a poem. Ooo…I could wow everyone by repeating ’80s rap lyrics!

OK, here’s the situation…my parents went away for a week’s vacation…

Kass and Tasha have a little chat later. Tasha claims to not be Bayon strong, but Kass doesn’t believe her.

Tasha and Kass talk again and Tasha admits that she’s not going to tell Kass the truth because she doesn’t trust her. Kass thinks this means Tasha didn’t learn from Cagayan. Tasha says she did learn because she doesn’t trust Kass. Touche.

Kass draws a line in the sand and they part ways.

Later in front of the whole tribe, Kass tells everyone that Tasha had said, “Bye, bye, Bayon.” Well, she’s not lying.

Ciera backs her up, saying that Savage was partnering with Woo at Ta Keo and they wanted to get rid of Joe and Jeremy.

This, as you’d imagine, does not amuse Savage.

Immunity Challenge Time: Players will balance a ball on a platform that is being held up by a pole they are holding while standing on a balance beam. As time goes on, they’ll have to move onto a more narrow beam and lower their hand on the pole. Last person with their ball on their platform wins immunity.

Fun Fact: Today’s Jeff Probst’s birthday.

Another Fun Fact: Tasha won this challenge in “Survivor: Cagayan.”

We start off and Stephen’s out quickly. I mean Crystal Cox quickly.

Keith’s the next to go, he’s followed by Ciera and Kimmi.

The second round starts and Abi is immediately out. Kass, Wiglesworth, and Wentworth are next.

We move to the third and final round and Savage doesn’t last long. Tasha’s next, then Jeremy. It’s down to Joe and Spencer for all the marbles. Well, the giant marbles on top of their poles.

Spencer wiggles and wobbles, and eventually loses it. Joe wins immunity. Shocker.

Back at camp, Savage is bummed that he didn’t win so he could make a statement. What statement, “I’m a threat, vote me out”?

Savage wants to target Ciera for what she said about him and Woo. Stephen and Kelly think Kass is much worse.

Jeremy, Keith, and Spencer have a chat. Jeremy and Keith both want to target Kass. Spencer doesn’t want to be left behind, so it looks like he’s going to jump on board.

During a classic Bayon group chat, that Joe and Spencer were a part of, they decide to split the votes between Ciera and Kass in case they have an idol.

Kass knows they’re splitting the vote, she thinks their best hope is to get Spencer on board and to target Tasha. Spencer tells her he’s going to go along with her plan.

Later, Spencer tells us he’s close with Tasha, but Kass and Ciera saved his bacon at Ta Keo.

Note: He didn’t actually say, “saved my bacon.”

That night at Tribal, Joe and Keith finally get fire. So, they had no life before they went to Tribal?

Ciera thinks things have been chaotic. Then she’s aligned with the right person.

Kass claims to not be playing the Chaos game this time around. She thinks Tasha is more chaotic.

Tasha disagrees. Vehemently.

Kass says that Tasha said Bayon was dead.

Joe is handsome.

Ciera doesn’t want an easy vote. She’s not scared to play and she wants to win. She wants everyone to play to win.

Fishbach is amazed that the first vote after the merge has three small women as the main targets. Good point.

Ciera wants to trust people. But, she wants to be someone’s third or fourth, not their fifth or sixth. Another good point.

Voting Time: Tasha votes for Kass, Jeremy votes for Ciera, Kass votes for Tasha, and the rest are secret.

The birthday boy tallies and returns. We’ve got one vote for Kass, one vote for Ciera, one vote for Tasha, one vote for Kass, one vote for Ciera, one vote for Tasha, one vote for Kass, one vote for Ciera, one vote for Savage, one vote for Kass, one vote for Ciera, one vote for Kass, and the eighth person eliminated from “Survivor: Second Chance” and the first member of the jury is…Kass.

Ooo…Ciera voted for Savage and Kelley voted for Kass.

Verdict: Another wild one. There’s no way that forty person alliance can stick together long. Can’t wait for next week.

Who’s Going to Win? Team Wentworth!

Power Rankings Results: Jenn and Max has Kass in spot thirteen, while my pinch hitter Colton Cumbie had her in spot three. The current score is now Team Jenn 85, Team Max 93, and Team Gordon 77.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

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