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‘Survivor: Nicaragua’ Castaway Interview: Ben ‘Benry’ Henry

December 9, 2010

Survivor” has taught me a lot over the years. Terms such as “Immunity Idol,” “Tribal Council” and “Dominant Alliance” were foreign to me before I became hooked on Mark Burnett’s reality juggernaut.

Ben “Benry” Henry can be credited with enhancing my “Survivor” vocabulary too.  I’d never heard of a “Dirt Squirrel” until he blasted Alina Wilson with the memorable nickname.

I had a chance to finally get insight into this unique term the morning after he was voted out of game. We also had a chance to discuss his faux alliance with Sash and Chase, how he could so callously stab Fabio in the back and how he feels about murdering Jane’s chicken friend.

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Gordon Holmes: Alright, what’s a “Dirt Squirrel”?
Ben “Benry“ Henry:
A dirt squirrel is a two-legged female that scavenges for nuts and often displays moral inconsistencies. That is my exact definition.
Gordon: Why would you describe poor Alina that way?
Benry: I caught a lot of heat for that comment, but there’s a lot that the viewers didn’t get to see. I think everyone around camp would agree that she’s a dirt squirrel. A very nice girl, but she’s a dirt squirrel. Especially the night she went home. She was scrambling, she said, “Benry was stealing bananas. Back in week one, you guys didn’t even know about it.” And numerous people were telling me that she wanted me out. This fired me up a bit.

Gordon: Now, Chase and Sash didn’t seem to trust you at all. Were you shocked with how it went down with them leading you one way then stabbing you in the back?
Benry:
My biggest downfall was putting as much trust and faith as I did into Sash and Chase. Last night was sort of tough to watch. I had it on DVR and I had to rewind because it was like “Did Chase just say, ‘I haven’t trusted Benry this entire game?’ Or did he say, ‘I have trusted Benry.’” And he said, “I haven’t.” I was really surprised at that. I don’t know what I did to steer him away from trusting me, but I obviously did. I put a lot of trust in Chase, I saw the kid playing with his heart and emotions right off the bat. He had a tough time lying and being deceitful to people. So I saw him as a physical threat, but very honest. And we’d talked about not voting for each other unless it was for the million dollars.
Gordon: How about Sash?
Benry: Sash was shifty throughout this entire game. I knew that. But for some reason when we came back to camp that day and Holly and Jane and Chase were on that reward, I put a lot of faith in Sash. I thought he’d maybe swing that way. But they all agreed that I was a big physical threat, and I very easily could have won my way into the final three.

Gordon: I’m kind of on the fence with Jane right now. On one hand she’s funny and she’s tough and on the other she started a blood feud with Marty over perceived slights and she’s holding a memorial service for a chicken. How do people feel about her around camp?
Benry:
Watching that thing with the chicken last night was a trip. I saw the little memorial in front of the cage, but I never saw the little memorial service. I never saw her shed a tear.
Gordon: You missed the eulogy.
Benry: Yeah, I started laughing to be honest. I didn’t get to meet Jane until the merge and I found her obnoxious. Doing her fish dance…you’d be taking a nap, finally get your eyes closed and she’d come over and do the fish dance. But she grew on me. She’s an amazing lady. She’s got some super human strength in her. It was really cool to get to know Jane.

Gordon: Fabio’s my boy. We’re St. Louis guys. And you stabbed him right in the back. Was that hard for you?
Benry:
Dude, I felt so bad. I knew I was so screwed. But I sort of felt like I had Holly and Chase in my back pocket. And I felt like if I could get to one more Tribal Council that I could realign myself and weasel my way into a new alliance. And it’s a dirty game, and it’s for a million dollars. But it was tough for me to pull Fabio aside and lie to his face. And I can even see it in my own eyes, watching last night that it was tough for me. But Fabio’s my boy too. He’s a homie.

Gordon: Nothing this season has sent shock waves through the “Survivor” universe quite like the dual quitting last episode. What was your take on NaOnka and Purple Kelly throwing in the towel?
Benry:
We had to go to Tribal Council. It was pouring that night. And we got back to the camp and we were soaking wet. We could’ve been under our tarp and dry for the night. That was an annoying aspect of that. Also, there are a lot of people that apply to this game that would have loved to have been in their shoes. The jury would’ve died to still be in the game. It was frustrating to watch. But my initial instinct was, let them go home, we’ll have two less people to go through.

Gordon: Alright, let’s do some word association. We’ll start with Brenda.
Benry:
Beautifully deceitful.
Gordon: Shannon?
Benry: Meathead.
Gordon: Sash?
Benry: Dirt rat.
Gordon: Fabio?
Benry: Fabio’s a one of a kind.
Gordon: Alina?
Benry: Dirt squirrel…have to do it.
Gordon: Dan?
Benry: Uncle Dan the man…he’s a passenger lucky to have a seat.
Gordon: Holly?
Benry: Big heart, just a huge heart.
Gordon: Let’s finish with Jane.
Benry: Jane has hidden superhuman powers.
Gordon: I noticed you called Sash a “Dirt rat.” Is that similar to a dirt squirrel?
Benry: Yeah, it’s a basically the male version. He’s a shifty little dirt rat.

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‘Survivor: Nicaragua’ Episode 12 Recap: There’s Something About Sash

December 8, 2010

Last Episode: NaOnka and Purple Kelly quit, yet I press on…

39 Days, 20 People, 1 ‘Survivor‘ Blog

Here is the tribe as it currently stands…

The Libertad Tribe (wearing red with sharp white highlights)
•    Benry – 24, Club Promoter
•    Chase – 24, Race Car Jackman/Country Singer
•    Dan – 63, Real Estate Executive
•    Fabio – 21, Student
•    Holly – 44, Swim Coach
•    Jane – 56, Dog Trainer
•    Sash – 30, Real Estate Broker

Note: I want to thank everyone who voted for the “Survivor” Hall of Fame. Check back Friday for my official ballot and be on the lookout next week for the official announcement of the Class of 2010.

The mood is somber at Libertania after the first dual quitting in “Survivor” history. Well, not too somber as Benry decides to name the tribe’s chicken “Kelly-Nay” because, “They’re both chicken.”

Zing!

Sash thinks the throwing in of the purple towels affects him the most as he had close alliances with both of the Nay-bandoners.

Note: It was that or Nay-vacuators.

The following morning, Sash tells Chase, Fabio and Benry that he’ll be playing his idol at the next Tribal Council because he’s worried that people think he’s a threat.

When Benry and Fabio run off to chase butterflies, Chase makes a pitch to keep Sash on his team.

They then discuss making sure that Holly gets to go on the next reward challenge. They also both agree that Sash should go on the reward as he hasn’t had a reward meal in a long time.

And as if by cue, we’re taken to…

Reward Challenge: This reward challenge is a nod to all of the previous challenges. It’s like leftover night.

The players will start off diving into a mudpit, then they’ll have to dig through a bale of hay to retrieve a ball.

Wait, who set a course record in the mud-diving/hay digging challenge? Oh wait, that was totally me.

Note: I am going to keep boasting about that. It’s all I have.

From there they’ll bounce the ball off of a shield and into a barrel. The first four people to sink their shot will move on.

In the next round they’ll use a stick to retrieve a key from a post. Once they have their key they’ll unlock a chest that has four sandbags. They’ll then toss those sandbags onto a barrel while Jimmy T. yells at them.

I may have made up that Jimmy T. part.

The first two to get their bags on their barrel will move on.

From there, they’ll dig up rope rings with a post. Once they have those rings it’s ring toss time. (How come there’s never a Toss Across challenge?) The first person to get all of their rings on the board will enjoy an evening at a private resort.

There’s not much to describe in the first mud-soaked round. Chase, Jane, Benry, and Holly advance.

Alright, stop the recap! Dan didn’t advance?!

Holly and Jane both have trouble retrieving their keys in the second round. Chase sinks all four of his sandbags in a row and Benry is not too far behind him. They both advance.

In the final round, Chase quickly uncovers all three of his rope rings. He then makes quick work of the ring toss, winning before Benry can uncover all of his rings. Chase wins reward.

He offers Probsty a muddy hug, but Jeff turns him down. J-Pro’s got standards, yo.

Chase is given the opportunity to take two people with him. He chooses Holly as a thank you for her actions during the last reward challenge. He then chooses Jane because he doesn’t understand how “Survivor” works.

Sash is not amused.

When the muddy gentlemen return to camp, Fabio makes an insightful comment saying that Chase chose the two people who make the least strategic sense.

Sash then does his best Scott Boras impersonation by asking Team Benry/Fabio/Dan for their alliance pitch.

Dan doesn’t trust Sash a bit. That’s not the only thing Dan doesn’t do. He doesn’t run, he doesn’t speak much, he doesn’t belong on this show…

Meanwhile, Chase and his ladies are enjoying some watermelon at a luxurious resort. Holly points out that Chase picked the two oldest ladies left in the game. Also the only ladies left in the game, Holly.

Man, the producers must be kicking each other.

Chase later admits to Holly that he screwed up in picking Jane over Sash. Well, at least he realizes it.

Back at camp, the guys kill the chicken known as “Kelly-Nay.” Ironically, the chicken’s final few clucks were more than we heard from the actual Purple Kelly all season.

The next day we meet up with Jane who is crying because she loved the chicken.

Seriously.

Jane then tells us how she made a memorial for the chicken with a little cross and a little heart.

Seriously.

Where’s the memorial for all the fish you caught, Jane? And don’t you own a farm?

Later, Chase and Holly are trying to figure out what to do about Sash. Chase explains his mistake by saying, “I left Sash back at camp, the person I trust the least with three other guys who are waiting to pounce on him.”

Do you need a joke there or can we move on? Let’s move on.

Benry and Chase have a bit of a pow-wow where Benry tries to get Chase to vote for Jane. Chase plays along, but doesn’t trust Benry at all.

Chase and Sash have a discussion too. Chase tells Sash that he took Jane on the reward to prove to Sash that he trusted him with the other alliance.

Not the worst lie I’ve ever heard. Maybe Chase is learning.

Holly eventually joins the party and they all agree that they can’t trust Benry. Speak of the dirt squirrel (what does that mean?!) and he arrives. Benry siddles up and they all agree to go after Fabio if he loses immunity.

Immunity Challenge: The players will be attached to a hitching rail. The players will maneuver their way around the post, releasing rope as they go. Once they have enough slack, they’ll try to retrieve a bag of gold coins. The first three to retrieve their bags will move on to the finals.

In the final round, the three players will have to stack gold coins into a puzzle box. The first person to complete their puzzle wins immunity.

Gold coins? Is this a promotion for some Jack Black leprechaun movie I don’t know about?

Not much to describe in this challenge either, although Jane did have a nice wipeout. Fabio reaches the gold coins first (maybe he thought they were full of chocolate?) followed by Benry and Sash.

Jane manages to cheer for all three of the guys during the puzzle portion. Fabio apparently didn’t appreciate the encouragement as he whispered that she should shut up.

And in the shock of all shockers, Sash beats both Fabio and Benry in a puzzle challenge.

Back at camp, Sash claims to have been sandbagging challenges because he didn’t need to win. Yeah, I sandbag every competition I lose too.

Politicking around the camp is leaning toward Fabio and Benry.

Quick Aside: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sash and Chase tell Benry that they’re going to vote for Fabio. Part of their plan involves telling Fabio that they’re voting for Jane. Benry has a problem with that because he doesn’t think Fabio will buy it. He thinks they should say they’re voting for Holly.

Aww…look at Benry…worried about outsmarting Fabio.

That night at Tribal Council, Probst is sure to call NaOnka and Purple Kelly quitters as they join the jury. They’re lucky he didn’t chuck his snuffer (or “smuffer” as NaOnka would say) at them.

Oh, and if you needed another reason to hate NaOnka and Purple Kelly, the hotel they’re staying at is beyond gorgeous. We did the pre-game interviews there and it is a-maze-ing.

Chase, Fabio and Benry being physical threats is brought up. Chase makes a counterpoint saying he may be a physical threat, but he hasn’t won immunity yet. He must be sandbagging it too.

When asked how confident he is that the vote is going to go his way, Benry says that he’s pretty confident.

Sash is very happy to have immunity as he feels that the person with immunity is often approached with the most strategy and information.

Wow, Tribal is kind of boring without NaOnka making ridiculous statements.

Voting Time: And…none of the votes are shown. That’s weird.

One vote for Holly, two votes for Fabio, three votes for Benry and the fourteenth person to be eliminated from “Survivor: Nicaragua” and the sixth member of the jury is…Benry.

Verdict: Kind of a blah episode after last week’s barnburner. Here’s hoping Sash will shake things up as he has to know he’ll have trouble beating his alliance mates.

That being said, I was seriously concerned that Fabio and I were going to be talking about the Cardinals signing Lance Berkman during his exit interview Thursday morning.

Go Fabio.

Who’s Going to Win? Sash is in good shape if he makes the final three. Between Brenda, Marty, NaOnka and Purple Kelly he’s got to have a few votes.

Power Rankings Results:
Team Dragon Slayer called it. Coach had Benry in spot seven while had him in spot six. The current score is now Team Dragon Slayer 132, Team Truth Seeker 134. That’s closer than I’d like it to be…

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What Do You Think? Can anyone beat Jane in a final three? Was keeping Fabio on board a mistake? Should Jeff call NaOnka and Purple Kelly quitters at every Tribal Council?

My Totally Biased Holiday Shopping Guide

December 8, 2010

We’re currently in the midst of the hap, happiest season of all. Now, if you’re like me, you’ve been busy running around trying to find the perfect gifts for your family and friends. If you’re stumped for ideas for a few of those folks, let me recommend the following sure-to-please items…

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‘Survivor: Nicaragua’ Power Rankings – Round 11

December 7, 2010

The Rules: Each week, “Survivor: Tocantins” and “Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains” star Benjamin “Coach” Wade and XFINITY TV’s “Survivor” recapper Gordon Holmes will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the two players will earn. For example, if Sash is voted out this week, Coach will receive one point and Gordon will receive four. At the end of the season, the person or team with the most points will be named the “Survivor: Nicaragua” Power Rankings Challenge Champion.

Last Week: Team Dragon Slayer had NaOnka in spot nine and Purple Kelly in spot seven. Team Truth Seeker had NaOnka in spot five and Purple Kelly in spot nine. The current score is now Team Dragon Slayer 125, Team Truth Seeker 128.

coach

Ode to NaOnka and Purple Kelly:
There will be no Requiem for the Booted Survivor this week because frankly: QUITTERS SUCK!!!

TEAM DRAGON SLAYER

Current Score: 125

TEAM TRUTH SEEKER

Current Score: 128

sash .. chase
#1: A new horse to back in the race. As much as I don’t like Sash’s ego, smarminess and flip flopping he’s got the idol so I don’t think he’s going anywhere. #1: He’s in the dominant alliance (for as long as they can stay together) and he’s holding an immunity idol. He’s safer than anyone who bets that I won’t be seeing ‘Gulliver’s Travels.’
jane . jane
#2: With Holly putting a major target on her back by doing the chivalrous things (and not taking part of the reward challenge) I think Jane is safe. But, lingering thoughts from Marty saying she would win a million dollars if she makes it to the end has to loom large next week. #2: After last week’s shocker, the players will need to restore some order. What that means is Holly, Jane, Chase and Sash will vote together. After that, popular players like Jane and Holly are going to become Sash’s top targets.
fabio . dan
#3: Still one of my favorites, his strength in challenges might be his downfall. He and Benry and Jane will be the next few to go along with Holly. #3: Oh Dan Dan the Immobile Man. I have a theory that Dan wanted to quit with NaOnka and Purple Kelly, but wasn’t able to physically get up and leave. Anywho, he’s safe until Benry and Fabio are gone.
dan . sash
#4: Steady as she goes. I have to hand it to him: you know he’s miserable but Dan is looking like the man after the other two quit last week. #4: Sash has got to realize that he’s in a can’t-win alliance right now. If he goes to the final three with Jane or Holly he’s not going home with a million-dollar check.
chase . holly
#5: Yawn. Not enough of a threat to be voted out yet. He might just make it to the end by slipping under the radar. #5: Somebody needed to sacrifice their reward to get that tarp. Unfortunately for Holly, those heroic moves are usually rewarded with a quick elimination.
holly . benry
#6: Major target on her back now that she tried to curry favor from the others. It will depend on whether or not people are thinking “get rid of the strong” or “get rid of the noble.” #6: It’s going to be Benry or Fabio this week. They need to get rid of the guys that can go on immunity runs. And if it comes down to those two, they have to know that Fabio is liked by everyone on the jury. (I think NaOnka may even have a soft spot for him.)
benry . fabio
#7: Without a clear-cut alliance, and being good in the challenges, I think this makes him the number one target. I like Benry and hope he wins immunity or gets into a strong alliance. At this point he should be using his good looks to flirt with everyone left, including Fabio, Jane and Holly!!! Oh and Sash too. I’m not too sure about that guy. #7: Fabio is the only person left to root for, so I’m hoping I’m wrong on this one. Fortunately, I usually am…

‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame Ballots – The ‘Survivor’ Press Team

December 7, 2010

As members of the exclusive Executive Voting Committee, the “Survivor” Press Team (along with Host Jeff Probst, Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer and other “Survivor” luminaries) have an awesome responsibility. Their votes will make up 50% of the final tally for entry into the prestigious ‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame. The other 50% came from “Survivor” fans like you. Be sure to check back Monday, December 13, 2010 for the first member of the “Survivor” Hall of Fame Class of 2010.

Note: Some of the press team decided to rank their votes in order, some didn’t. I decided to let them do what felt right. That’s the kind of alliance member I am. I try to go with the flow and not be too bossy.

Drusilla Moorhouse – E! Online

Drusilla Moorhouse is an Editor for E! Online, where she celebrates TV and celebrity gossip with a liberal dose of exclamation points. A fanatic of the “Eco Challenge” producer Mark Burnett’s O.G. reality competition, Dru carried a torch for “Survivor” even before the first pixelated images of Richard Hatch hit the airwaves.

Richard Hatch: The inaugural champion single-handedly shaped “Survivor’s” strategy with his Snake and the Rat (& Co.) Alliance. Is he the smartest player? No — just ask the IRS. Physically dominant? Absolutely not (although a certain shark may beg to differ). But without the bare bandit’s social scheme, it’s impossible to know how many seasons of random Sean Kenniff-style Tribal Council voting we’d see before competitors realized how essential alliances are to longevity in this game.

“Boston” Rob Mariano: In Marquesas, Rob was lazy at camp, gave an F for effort in the challenges and used strategy as an afterthought — it’s easy to see why he tended bar and worked construction after graduating from Boston University. But in “All-Stars,” Rob 2.0 played to win, establishing a, um…rock-hard alliance with Ambah and seducing his other tribemates with a custom-built luxury eco-lodge. Even though his aggressive style and deception cost him in jury votes, he still took home the million-dollar prize by marrying the Sole Survivor — and with the birth of their baby, became “Survivor’s” original Robfather. In his third attempt, Awesome Rob was grossly outmatched by the super strong Heroes tribe but carried his Villains like Atlas to some important victories — and might have won if only his allies had half his smahts.

Russell Hantz: The douche-hatted hobbit made a fool of every post-Guatemala gamer who waited for cheesy clues before searching the camp for the Hidden Immunity Idols. Russell’s sabotage was silly — avoiding Tribal Council should always be the first priority — and a smarter social game and some humility might’ve earned him a victory. Nobody has ever fought harder for second (and third) place. His guerilla warfare transformed the game of “Survivor” and should secure him a place in the Hall of Fame.

Tom Westman: The New York City firefighter’s win was also “Survivor’s” most gratifying. Tom’s alliance with Ian ensured that the season would finish with strong players, while his physical dominance in challenges kept his Koror tribe out of Tribal Council and, later, kept the immunity necklace around his own neck. He joined the game under the halo of a 9/11 hero but was awarded the million-dollar prize for his leadership, integrity and strength.

Parvati Shallow: “Survivor’s” Queen P has outlasted every competitor with a record 114 game days of serenity and bliss. Her siren call lures men and women to crash at her lovely feet, but flirting is just one of the weapons in the fierce physical competitor’s arsenal. “Survivor” is Parvati’s Hotel California, but she never checks out of the game — physically, socially or mentally.

Rob Moynihan – TV Guide Magazine

Rob Moynihan is the online editor for TV Guide Magazine. As a lifelong “Survivor” junkie, one of his greatest achievements was competing alongside XFINITY TV’s own Gordon Holmes on the winning press team for a “Survivor: Nicaragua” challenge rehearsal.

Richard Hatch: Richard Hatch was the first contestant to ever play “Survivor” both as a strategic game and in the nude. Love him or hate him, there’s no denying he will always be the best sole Survivor.

Parvati Shallow: At the “Heroes vs. Villains” reunion, Russell Hantz told me that Parvati is the best player to ever compete on “Survivor,” and it’s hard to argue with him. After cashing her million-dollar check for her second outing on “Fans vs. Favorites,” Parvati completely controlled Russell and the rest of the Heroes and Villains and came up a few votes short of her second win.

Russell Hantz: When Gordon first asked me to participate in the Hall of Fame, I tried to limit my five picks to only “Survivor” winners, because to be truly great at this game you must have the check to prove it, right? Well there’s no way I can keep Russell off the list because of the ways he single handedly changed how “Survivor” is played in Samoa. Burning socks, finding hidden idols and pissing everybody off landed him in the top three in both outings, but his ruthless social game and some bitter juries kept the prize money out of his reach. Still, Russell was the most interesting and fun Survivor to watch in 21 seasons.

Sandra Diaz-Twine: Say what you will about her under-the-radar strategy, but the woman has played the game twice and both times returned home a winner. Sometimes, making the right moves with the right people at the right times helps you along in the game, and there’s no better example than Sandra.

“Boston” Rob Mariano: The evolution of Rob Mariano in his three stints on “Survivor” has been pretty incredible. Always a strong personality, strategizer and whiz when it came to challenges, Mariano was always somewhat unfairly branded with a villain label for making bold moves like betraying his buddy Lex in “All-Stars,” even though he did land his million-dollar wife. But he rose again in “Heroes Vs. Villains” as the villain America rooted for until Russell snuffed his torch. For a three-time loser, there has never been a Survivor who’s played harder.

Mara Reinstein – US Weekly

Us Weekly senior writer Mara Reinstein has covered “Survivor” since the Richard Hatch era (title of her first article: “The Rat Pack.”) In 2004, she finally got the chance to travel to location for a set visit. Yay…Palau. Boo…Guatemala. She has made nine treks in total and lost a record-breaking seven consecutive press-run immunity challenges until the torch run in Samoa.

Shane Powers: That’s right, a dark-horse pick! I’m still in denial that the unstable, outspoken chain smoker from “Panama: Exile Islands” did not make the cut for “Heroes Vs. Villains.” Hello? Need I remind you that he frantically typed on a piece of wood as if it were a Blackberry — and that was during one of his saner moments?! Sorry, Shane. Should have been you over Tyson.

Tom Westman: It’s impossible to root against him. I’m not just saying that because he has the whole NYC firefighter hero thing going on. (Working for the NYPD didn’t get Ken very far during “Survivor: Thailand” in 2002.) He’s a genuinely good and caring guy. And if I’m on Tom’s tribe, I knew that we’re not going to blow a challenge for lack of effort or leadership. He kinda looks like John Slattery too!

Richard Hatch: The blueprint for all “Survivor” contestants, for better or for worse. Think back to the scene when all the castaways set foot on the beach for the first time, desperately trying to figure what the hell to do and who to boss around. The wily Hatch sat in a tree, taking it all in and fingering his future alliance-mates and targets. Mind you: This was years before Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse ever conjured up Benjamin Linus.

Parvati Shallow: I interviewed her in the Cooks in 2006 and dismissed her as another flirty, giggly boxer/model chick with amazingly white teeth. Never ever dawned on me that she would brilliantly use these traits to her advantage — three times over! Not only has she mastered the social game (with both sexes!), but girlfriend dominates in those endurance challenges. And she gave the whiny Amanda the heave-ho. Woo hoo.

Rob Mariano: Dear Ambuh: I totally get it! In the “Survivor” universe, Boston Rob outwits and outplays them all (with a wicked sense of humor too). Lest we forget that the guy double-crossed his friends during “All Stars” just to keep his girl in the game — then proposed to her on the live finale and they’re still married! (As an Us Weekly writer, I gotta respect this.)

Dalton Ross – Entertainment Weekly

Dalton Ross is the Assistant Managing Editor of Entertainment Weekly. He may have written about this show once or twice over the past 10 years.

5. “Boston” Rob Mariano: You want to put him higher than fifth…until you remember that in two of his three appearances he didn’t even make it to the jury. The best challenge puzzle solver in “Survivor” history.

4. Tom Westman: Dominated socially, physically and strategically in Palau. Also got wasted, which I could watch on a continuous loop for the rest of my life.

3. Richard Hatch: Taught everyone else how to play the game. Every time anyone says the word “alliance”, Hatch should get a nickel…and then not pay any taxes on it!

2. Russell Hantz: You may not like him, but you have to respect him. Was robbed in Samoa after finding every hidden immunity idol known to man and bringing his tribe back from an 8-4 deficit. He followed that up by outplaying Boston Rob in “Heroes Vs. Villains” and making it to the finals yet again. If you’re voting objectively—no way you can leave him off.

1. Parvati Shallow: She was the person everyone was gunning for before “Heroes Vs. Villains” started. And yet she STILL made it all the way to the end (and should have won). The ultimate triple threat in terms of social, strategic and challenge domination. All hail Queen Parvati!

‘Survivor’ Castaway Interview: ‘Purple’ Kelly Shinn & NaOnka Mixon

December 2, 2010

Thousands of people send videos to CBS casting every year in the hopes of being invited to play “Survivor.” At best, only 40 people a year will get to live that dream. So, you can imagine how frustrated fans can be when someone gets out there quits.

What could frustrate them more? Two people quitting in the same night.

That exact situation happened last night when NaOnka Mixon and “Purple” Kelly Shinn both threw in the towel after 28 days in the wilderness. I spoke with both of the castaways the following morning to discuss how unforgiving the environment really was, why NaOnka didn’t forfeit her reward, and how they were treated by the other jury members after their exit.

Gordon Holmes: NaOnka, I think there’s little doubt in anyone’s mind that you were this season’s villain. However, some people who get slapped with the “Villain” tag will blame it on an unfavorable edit. Do you think you were portrayed fairly?
NaOnka Mixon:
(Laughs) Seeing how I played the game, I think I was portrayed pretty fair. Pretty fair. I was a (expletive deleted). I had no certain way of how I was going to play the game, I had no idea that I was going to be such a (expletive deleted). I’m not like that in real life, but I think it was pretty fair.
Gordon: I was shocked, because I thought you were delightful when we met in Nicaragua.
NaOnka: Aww…
Kelly Shinn: Uh…you were wrong. (Laughs)
NaOnka: (Laughs)

Gordon: Alright Kelly, I’m not going to be like the “Survivor” editors, I’m actually going to spend some time with you.
Kelly:
You know, I’ve already had more air time with this interview than I had on the show!
Gordon: Well then do us a favor, let us know what you were actually doing during your 28 days on the show.
Kelly: Gosh, I was doing what everyone else was doing. I was secretly conniving with people in my alliance. I was starving, I was enjoying my one seashell of rice a day. They didn’t show anything. There was time I’d go fishing with Jane. I’d do all the things around camp, I’d collect firewood, try to keep the fire going. I’d go collect crabs. I got very good at crab hunting, but nobody would ever know that.

Gordon: Now NaOnka, you’re a P.E. teacher in your regular life. Has your appearance on “Survivor” affected your career at all?
NaOnka:
This might upset a lot of people, but…nope! It sure has not. Actually, I’ve been getting requests to do more schools.
Gordon: Really?
NaOnka: And it’s pretty ironic because I thought it was going to hit me really hard. The only thing that was weird was that somehow my place of work hit the Internet. The location, the address, everything. So, I started getting a lot of hate mail at my job. They started emailing my boss. People were actually coming to my job. It was crazy. I needed security to start walking me to my car. I think people need to understand that this is a game, this is not real life. The way we play this game has nothing to do with our lives, we were trying to survive in Nicaragua.

Gordon: Kelly, both of you cited the weather as the main reason for quitting the game. Could you help me understand how hard it is to live under those conditions?
Kelly:
Gosh, endless nights without being dry. There was one point I don’t think my hair was dry for two weeks. It was just constantly wet. It was just impossible. It was so windy. And having just a little bit of rice a day, just a little tablespoon of rice, really gets to you. It sounds so easy to say, but when you’re stuck in the rain and there are constant drips, I think it could really make someone go crazy. You get dizzy, you’re blacking out. I ended up getting parasites. And that is what people don’t understand. There is way more to it than what you see on television. And I would say that if anyone is offended, they need to spend a few nights in the rain. And put them in a little yellow dress!
Gordon: I don’t know how good I’d look in a yellow dress. But it is easy to make those kinds of comments from my couch.
NaOnka: (Laughs) Sandals too, you’ve got to throw that in there too.

Gordon: NaOnka, after last night’s reward challenge, you were given the opportunity to trade your reward for a tarp and rice for the camp. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t sacrifice that for your friends Chase and Holly when you were leaving the game that night anyways.
NaOnka:
I had already made up my mind that I was going home. And my team just won, so I’m going to eat, grub with some people that I really enjoy. I gave my idol to Chase, and now I can party. Holly stepped down, I thought that was a good strategic move for her. I was officially out of the game at this point, so I don’t care who’s going to be eating, what they’re going to be sleeping underneath. I did not care. So, I think that it was brilliant of me. Why should I step down if I’m already going to lose the game?
Gordon: But you were going to eat later that night anyways, you could’ve let Holly go on the reward.
NaOnka: I wish they would have shown more of Mama Holly, because that’s just the type of (expletive deleted) that she would do. But at that point, her giving me the eye, like that (expletive deleted) is (expletive deleted) up. I didn’t care what nobody thought. I’ve already checked out. I was just being NaOnka. I’m never going to change. And if I’m going to leave the game, I’m going to leave the game with a win. I do not regret doing that. I left with popcorn, candy, and a hot dog.
Gordon: And the movie (“Gulliver’s Travels”) was good?
NaOnka: The movie was excellente!

Gordon: Kelly, a lot of  fans, a lot of our commenters, even former “Survivor” players have said that quitters shouldn’t be allowed to be a part of the jury, quitters shouldn’t be allowed to attend the reunion, and quitters should have to forfeit any prize money. How do you respond to that?
Kelly:
You know, it’s hard to say that, but a lot of the people saying those things are people who haven’t gone through what we went through.
Gordon: Even former Survivors?
Kelly: Oh, they are?
NaOnka: I want to step in on that.
Gordon: Go ahead.
NaOnka: Because I have met some former Survivors and I think they’re awesome, I think they’re great, but if they’re not winners, then they’re just like the people that we competed against. They know how the elements are, they know how hard the game is. And a lot of Survivors are still bitter about their season. Well Purple Kelly and I made it pretty damn far. So the people who say that are just bitter. And you still haven’t said who said that.
Gordon: I’m sorry. I saw it from a few people, but off the top of my head I know Eliza Orlins said it over Twitter.
NaOnka: Did she win?
Gordon: No, but she did last 37 days in “Survivor: Vanuatu.”
NaOnka: See, there’s my point. So, if you didn’t win, there’s nothing that you can say that can hurt Purple Kelly and I. Because this (expletive deleted) is hard, and you have to really dig deep. You can dig so deep that there is nothing left.  So, if you did not win and last those 39 days you ain’t gotta tell us (expletive deleted) because we played hard.
Kelly: I think what’s most important to me is I talked to a lot of people on the Nicaragua season, and they know what I went through, and they support me.

Gordon: NaOnka, last night you said you could have won. Who could you have beaten in the finals?
Kelly:
She would’ve gone with me, and I would’ve won the million dollars.
NaOnka: (Laughs) I think Purple Kelly was a threat. But I would’ve just run with whoever lasted. It wouldn’t have mattered who would’ve been there, it would have been all about my speech.

Gordon: What was the reaction when you arrived at Ponderosa (where eliminated jury members wait between Tribal Councils) from the other jury members?
NaOnka:
Well, of course dramatic Alina, she was a ghost. She disappeared on us. Marty and Brenda, although they were pissed, they still stood there and greeted us. Purple Kelly and me didn’t get along with Alina on the island because she was part of the other alliance. I played her like a flute.
Gordon: A gym teacher can play a flute?
NaOnka: (Laughs) I played her like a flute!

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‘Survivor: Nicaragua’ Episode 11 Recap: Most Shocking Tribal Council Ever?

December 1, 2010

Last Episode: NaOnka made a gamble and turned on her friend, while Brenda refused to scramble and her game met its end.

Tonight: Jeff Probst has promised us a great episode and the previews hinted at the most shocking Tribal Council ever. Oh, we shall see…

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Here is the tribe as it currently stands…

The Libertad Tribe (wearing red with vibrant white highlights)
•    Benry – 24, Club Promoter
•    Chase – 24, Race Car Jackman/Country Singer
•    Dan – 63, Real Estate Executive
•    Fabio – 21, Student
•    Holly – 44, Swim Coach
•    Jane – 56, Dog Trainer
•    Kelly S. – 20, Nursing Student
•    NaOnka – 27, P.E. Teacher
•    Sash – 30, Real Estate Broker

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A rough sky greets the Libertonians after Tribal Council. Purple Kelly discovers the ability to talk and lets us know that she was completely left in the dark about the Brenda vote.

Holly explains ‘Survivor’ 101 to NaOnka, telling her that the moves she had made could be construed as stabbing Brenda in the back. Ya know, cause she totally did.

Chase lets us know that his new alliance consists of him, Jane (fish hoarder), Holly (shoe sinker), and NaOnka (sock/flour/cookware stealer, one-legged-woman assaulter). Good luck with that, Chase.

The next morning the Libertatians are understandably freaked out as the rain has turned their pond into a mudslide.

NaOnka is having a rough time dealing with the weather as it is apparently very rough on her joints. Kelly Purple is having trouble with the rain too.

Sing it with me folks… “Purple Rain…Purple Rain…”

Later that day NaOnka and Chase discuss her quitting again. NaOnka shows how serious she is about tapping out by handing her hidden immunity idol over to Chase. Chase lets us know that even if she stays in the game, he’s holding onto the idol.

Jane goes over the numbers, apparently Sash will be the fourth member of their alliance if NaOnka quits. However, Sash trusts Purple Kelly and NaOnka more than he trusts Team Holly. (Seriously? After NaOnka went after Brenda?)

Reward Challenge: The tribe will be split into two teams. They’ll also be tethered to each other. Each team will have to untie an eight-foot dummy named Gulliver (that looks suspiciously like Jack Black). They’ll then have to carry the dummy over a series of obstacles. The first team to cross the finish line wins a trip to ‘Survivor’ Cinema where they’ll watch a preview of ‘Gulliver’s Travels’ and enjoy popcorn and other theater snacks.

Gulliver’s Travels‘ coming to a theater near you December 22, 2010.

J-Pro then gives an inspiring speech about how they’ve come this far, and Goonies never say die, and a couple of other clichés. Sweep the leg, Johnny.

After a school-yard pick, the yellow team will be Fabio, Sash, Jane, and Purple Kelly while the blue team will be Holly, NaOnka, Chase, and Benry. Dan wasn’t selected (SHOCKER!) so he’ll sit in a comically large chair and root for the blue team. If the blue team wins, he gets to tag along for movie night.

The yellow team frees their Jack Black first, but the blue team is only slightly behind them.

Note: Is this the first time Jack Black has been on TV without singing?

The blue team falls behind for a bit, but Benry powers them into the lead.

A rope wall proves troublesome for the blue folks as team yellow sneaks back ahead (while dragging Jane).

Another Note: Probst says “Don’t give up” like a dozen times during this challenge. It’s like he’s trying to subliminally get into NaOnka and Kelly’s heads.

The blue team manages to regain the lead during the final obstacle and wins the challenge and the reward.

During the wrap-up, NaOnka tells Jeff that she’s going to call it quits.  Purple Kelly tells him she’ll be throwing in the towel too.

J-Pro doesn’t let them off the hook that easily. He tells them they’ll have to wait until Tribal Council to quit.

Probst also gives the winning team the chance to forgo their reward in exchange for a new tarp and more rice for the tribe. All it takes is one person to sacrifice their reward to earn the items.

Holly takes one for the team and gives up her reward. Benry tries to get NaOnka to give up her reward since she’ll be going home that night anyway. But, that would involve being unselfish which isn’t quite NaOnka’s gimmick.

Back at camp, Holly does her best Jimmy Johnson impersonation and tries to talk Purple Kelly out of quitting. Kelly says that she can’t deal with the rain and the lack of food. Holly counters by saying she just got them more food and a tarp. Touché.

We meet up with the winning team at the ‘Survivor’ Cinema. Chase, Benry, NaOnka, and Dan dive into the food. NaOnka tells us that she didn’t give up the reward because she gave 110% in the challenge.

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Quick Aside: OK, I’m a big believer in all’s fair in love and ‘Survivor,’ but NaOnka might be the devil. You’re leaving the game, why don’t you leave these poor, freezing, starving people with a tarp and rice. Hopefully if she does quit, Probst will stick to the ruling that quitters aren’t invited back. I’d hate to see her return for “Survivor 25: Press vs. Awful Human Beings.”

We’re then treated to some apparently hilarious scenes from ‘Gulliver’s Travels.’

NaOnka claims that the movie put everything in perspective, and that if she stays she can win a million dollars.

No NaOnka, you can’t. You can’t possibly win a million dollars. If you went up in a final three with the 2004 Boston Red Sox and whoever greenlit the Geico ‘Cavemen’ sitcom, you still wouldn’t get my vote.

Tribal Council gets off to an odd start as the winning team comes right from their reward. What if nobody quits? Do they still vote? Although, I do like the idea of an emergency Tribal Council. Nobody puts J-Pro in the corner.

Jeff asks Holly why she didn’t quit. She gives credit to Jimmy Johnson for talking her out of it. I miss me some Jimmy. Damn you, Marty.

NaOnka explains how the weather is wreaking havoc with her joints. Dan isn’t amused. The man has no joints, he’s like a Ken doll!

Kelly Purple Kelly tells Jeff that the weather has been getting the best of her too.

Benry dips into the cliché bin and says “Winners never quit and quitters never win.”

Fabio tells Jeff that he doesn’t care if it starts snowing; he’s going to stay in the game. Go Fabio. I love that kid. (Also, he’s a St. Louis Cardinals fan.)

NaOnka then proves how deluded she is by saying that she thinks she had a shot at winning the game. J-Pro nearly falls over with glee.

Jeff then asks everyone for their thoughts on ‘Gulliver’s Travels.’

Seriously.

NaOnka really seemed to like it, although I can’t see them quoting her in the movie trailers.

Jane then gives the speech of the evening saying how times are tough with the recession and if you don’t have some kind of drive and perseverance, you’re going to be in trouble.

Jeff finally puts the question to NaOnka asking if she’s going to stay or quit. She quits.

Jeff then asks the same question to Purple Kelly, telling her she now has a one-in-eight shot with NaOnka gone. And…she quits.

Probsty asks NaOnka what should happen to her torch now that she’s out. She assumes it will be snuffed (or “smuffed” as she said) like everyone else. Osten from Pearl Islands disagrees.

Probst says he’ll snuff them, but they’ll leave the torches at Tribal as a reminder of their failure. Probst snuffs the torches and sends them on their way. He then leans the torches against a wall and gives the remaining players a pep talk to finish off the show.

What?! They’re not going to lay the torches down?!

Verdict: That was rough to watch. Brenda and Marty looked livid. Poor Alina was in tears.

Good, interesting episode though. But, I have no love for quitters. Of course, that may be easy to say from the comfort of my couch.

And NaOnka may have just replaced Dre “Dreamz” Herd as my least favorite player ever.

Who’s Going to Win? How about Holly? Heroic gestures usually backfire, but she probably won Kelly Purple’s jury vote.

Power Rankings Results: Team Dragon Slayer had NaOnka in spot nine and Purple Kelly in spot seven. I had NaOnka in spot five and Purple Kelly in spot nine. The current score is now Team Dragon Slayer 125, Team Truth Seeker 128.

Follow me on Twitter for breaking ‘Survivor’ news: @gordonholmes

What Do You Think? Who’s your least favorite Survivor of all time? Should NaOnka and Kelly Purple be allowed to join the jury? Who’s your favorite as we head into the home stretch?

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‘Survivor: Nicaragua’ Power Rankings – Arthurian Legend Edition

December 1, 2010

The Rules: Each week, “Survivor: Tocantins” and “Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains” star Benjamin “Coach” Wade and XFINITY TV’s “Survivor” recapper Gordon Holmes will create separate power rankings. The ranking of the person who is voted out of the next episode will determine the number of points the two players will earn. For example, if Sash is voted out this week, both players will receive 8 points. At the end of the season, the person or team with the most points will be named the “Survivor: Nicaragua” Power Rankings Challenge Champion.

Last Week: Coach had Brenda in spot 2, Gordon had Brenda in spot 3. The current score is now Team Dragon Slayer 109, Team Truth Seeker 114.

Before we get into the battle, let’s check in with our two combatants.


Benjamin ‘Coach’ Wade:
Since we are doing our analysis this week based on Arthurian legend, we will give each of the remaining Survivors a nickname based on the quest for the Holy Grail.
Gordon Holmes: Agreed. And since I know little to nothing about Arthurian legend, I will have to give an assist to Wikipedia.

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Ode to Brenda:
Who was the fallen Survivor? I can’t even remember because it has been so long. Oh wait, of course I do. Guinevere. Brenda. Ah Brenda, parting is such sweet sorrow. What I liked most about your exit and supposed lack of scrambling: you showed class, poise and held your head high in defeat. Remember as Arthur Calwell once said “It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.” You will be missed. One of the bright spots in the cast with charm, brains, charisma and sexiness. 🙂

TEAM DRAGON SLAYER

Current Score: 109

TEAM TRUTH SEEKER

Current Score: 114

fabio .. holly
#1: Fabio as Sir Galahad: He who was mighty, courageous, yearned for truth, was humble and did not flaunt his valor and in the end was rewarded for his chivalrous behavior by being the only knight of the round table to find the Holy Grail! #1: Holly as Merlin: Holly’s definitely taken the role of a mentor at this stage of the game. Best of all, she’s doing it in a very subtle manor. Brenda had no idea that Holly was behind NaOnka’s betrayal.
jane . fabio
#2: Jane as Mordred: Will do or say anything to get ahead. #2: Fabio as Dagonet: Dagonet was Arthur’s beloved court jester who became a knight as sort of a joke. If Fabio ends up winning this whole thing, he’ll be the one laughing all the way to the bank.
benry . dan
#3: Benry as Sir Gawain: His lady charming and superficial ways caused him to fail in the end. #3: Dan as The Fisher King: The Fisher King had wounded legs and wasn’t able to move. Do I need to explain this comparison anymore? Dan’s safe until the dominant alliance runs out of fodder.
holly . chase
#4: Holly as Morgan le fey: She has everyone under her spell, comforting the weak and downtrodden each week. #4: Chase as Hector de Maris: He’s noble in that he stood by his alliance until he couldn’t anymore. But like Hector he’ll also come up short in his quest for this game’s Holy Grail.
chase . naonka
#5: Chase as Parsifal: He was said to be a fool who had his head up every lady’s arse. #5: NaOnka as Mordred: Mordred was often portrayed as a traitor who died while mortally wounding Arthur. Sounds like NaOnka to me. She’ll get to the end, but she won’t win.
dan . jane
#6: Dan as Sir Kay: What an a-hole. #6: Jane as Sir Lancelot: Jane should be this season’s hero, but too many lapses in judgment (cooking her own fish, starting an unnecessary feud with Marty) will keep her from being true nobility.
kellys . benry
#7: Kelly Purple as Dame Lynette: Underdeveloped character who in the end asks for assistance and gets none. #7: Benry as Gareth of Orkney: Is Benry pretending to be a kitchen servant when he’s really a champion? His ability to fly under the radar leads me to believe he is, while his flipping barrel dismount makes me think he isn’t.
sash . sash
#8: Sash as Lancelot: Pride was his downfall. #8: Sash as King Arthur: His Guinevere (Brenda) is gone, but he still has the mighty weapon given to him by Marty (The Lady of the Lake…sorry, Marty). However, his kingdom is crumbling.
naonka . kellys
#9: NaOnka as Morguase: Pure evil. #9: Purple Kelly as The Green Knight: The Green Knight was famous for having his head lopped off, yet still living. The head of Purple Kelly’s alliance was lopped off at the last Tribal Council, yet she still lives…for now.

Quick Note: Follow Gordon on Twitter for breaking “Survivor” news and updates.

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Live Chat with ‘Survivor: Nicaragua’ Host Jeff Probst

November 29, 2010

Hundreds of contestants…twenty one seasons…only one Jeff Probst.

Join us Monday, November 29, 2010 at 3:00pm ET/12:00pm PT, right here on XFINITY TV for a live chat with “Survivor” producer and host Jeff Probst. This Emmy-winning member of the ‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame Executive Voting Committee will be on hand to discuss his Hall of Fame ballot, “Survivor: Nicaragua,” and any other questions you may have.

Bookmark this link or sign up for a reminder, then be sure to cast your vote for the “Survivor” Hall of Fame’s class of 2010.

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‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame Ballot – Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer

November 26, 2010

As a member of the exclusive Executive Voting Committee, John Kirhoffer (along with host Jeff Probst and other “Survivor” luminaries) have an awesome responsibility. Their votes will make up 50% of the final tally for entry into the prestigious ‘Survivor’ Hall of Fame. The other 50% will come from “Survivor” fans like you. So, be sure to cast your “Survivor” Hall of Fame vote.

As challenge producer for “Survivor: Nicaragua,” John Kirhoffer is the brain behind some of the most difficult and exciting challenges. After 10 years and more than 20 seasons, John continues to design and execute innovative challenges that never fail to impress. His commitment, attention to detail and dedication to creating some of the best challenges on TV are a critical part of “Survivor’s” continued success. With hundreds of challenges on his resume, he credits “Boulder Dash” from season three (Africa) and “Vertical Maze” from season nine (Vanuatu – Islands of Fire) among his favorites.

John Kirhoffer’s Hall of Fame Ballot

5) Sandra Diaz-Twine
I love Sandra. She entered both seasons, Pearl Islands and Heroes vs. Villains, knowing that she was not a physical force. She had to outwit and outlast. She’s the first player to vocalize the “As long as it’s not me” strategy, and more importantly…she’s the only player to win two seasons!

4) Russell Hantz
The guy you love to hate. I put him in the Hall of Fame because he is a master at the game of “Survivor.” His plan to establish chaos and take advantage of his disoriented tribe was evil genius. He had a solid plan and executed it almost perfectly twice. But, he didn’t account for the human factor; you need to respect others if you expect them to respect you.

3) Parvati Shallow
Parvati is simply one of the greatest players in the history of the game. She is a great social player and a brilliant strategist. Forming the “Black Widow” alliance during Fans vs. Favorites, ultimately winning the game…then making it to the final Tribal Council once again during Heroes vs. Villains with a HUGE target on her back from Day 1, was a Hall of Fame feat.

2) Rob Mariano
For me, Rob cemented his legacy during the All-Stars season being a strategic and physically dominating force in the game. He sacrificed friendship for love by blindsiding Lex and bringing Amber to the final two, effectively handing her the million bucks. His natural charm, sense of humor and masterful game play earn him a spot in the Hall of Fame.

1) Richard Hatch
Somehow it feels cliché placing Rich in the #1 Hall of Fame spot. Although I found him arrogant and often abrasive (I hated that he went naked, I simply found it offensive), but this is the “Survivor” Hall of Fame and Richard is the Vince Lombardi of Survivor.  He set the strategic standard for all who would follow.

Live Chat with Jeff Probst: Join us Monday, November 29, 2010 at 3pmET/NoonPT and ask your questions to the host of  “Survivor.”

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